Satyr Abomination Thread: Sleep Tight Satyr Edition
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PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM >>26231451
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
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What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
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Thread 121, and 2 is surrounded! Call for backup!
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>Be Scootaloo's parent.
>You are part of the Parent Teacher Association of Ponyville.
>You and Cheerilee have to deal with several soccer moms every meeting.
>This night seems to be fun.
>And by fun, you mean a living hell.
>Diamond Tiara's mom is here instead of her father.
>Great..... now what bullshit is she going to spout.
>"Ms Cheerilee...", the big bitch starts, "I noticed thatit is now mandatory for children to receive their vaccination shots."
>"Yes.", Cheerilee explained, "It's mandatory because it will keep the kids healthy and keep them away from diseases such as measles."
>The big bitch scoffs.
>"Nonsense. My Diamond Tiara is perfectly healthy without the aid of those needles. If anything all those needles do is make your children retarded as Anon's daughter."
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I get it, this is dangerous new territory, here. Cadance and Shining Armor's baby is born, and it's YET ANOTHER Alicorn. But let's think on those implications, okay? Judging from Celestia and Luna's presence there, and keep in mind that they seemed worried, or concerned, that this was something to take seriously. I mean, this may be the first natural-born Alicorn in, well.... EVER. This is BIG, in context.
Not only that, but you have a small foal, albeit one with rather overdeveloped wings and a horn who like many newborns, are prone to bouts of instinctually tapping into their natural magic.
Now, imagine a newborn capable of tossing around the kind of raw power Twilight showcased in her battle against Tirek.
Got that mental image burned into your head? Good.
Now imagine her tapping into that power DURING A TANTRUM. Suffice to say, Cadance and Shining Armor have their work cut out for them, and then some.
Flurry Heart's presence in the show will have implications both amazing and horrifying, both in universe and out, and I for one, am looking forward to my sixth round on the ride.
Dazzling Thread #181
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Tangible Poof Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
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Old Shattered Gem: >>26259220
ButtQuest! (the CYOA) - The Final Touch
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>What is this?
>Why is this a thing?
>Are you going to-
>Also the old thread is still up, numbnuts
fuck you, time for Butt Quest
Previous Thread: >>26230488
"This WILL count, right?"
>"Of course. Else my touch would not count either, child."
>"Be aware, since you engaged me, I shall determine the ruleset"
"What, like Street? Southpaw? Didgeridoo?"
>She titters at your wild guesses
>Her voice reverberates through the arena
>"You have butt three chances to score via touch, spend them wisely, child."
"I hope these rules extend to you as well, Princess." you snidely add
>"But of course. They have since existed for millennia. They are the fairest rules in all of the lands."