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>It's not easy being the most beautiful, talented and perfect girl in this school.
>To be admired by the rest.
>I perfected my skills in everything I've ever been interested.
>Playing the guitar? No problem at all.
>Knowing how to put up a show on the stage?
>But those are just simple hobbies.
>All the work I put on my clothing, my good taste in fashion, my make-up and figure.
>Not even that slut Rarity can compare to me.
>Calls herself a fashionista? Please, I wouldn't put those rags on a stray dog.
>Myself, however, chooses the best clothes, the silkiest fabrics and the most stylish colors.
>I may not do them myself, but I'm not a lowly proletariat like her, I have money to spare.
>Also you may notice I'm also very educated.
>Girls all fight to be my friends and beg me to teach them how to dress better.
>Boys always pester me to go out with them, even some girls.
>Still, I would never date those kids.
>They are so immature, always talking about sports or video games.
>None of them at my level of culture or refinement.
>And the girls? Well, the only one that is closer to me is that British girl.
>Other than that, the other ones are not worth of my presence.
>Now, I'm not a soulless girl, I do fall in love.
>But not with kids. I only care for mature men.
>At least, University graduates.
>Sure, they may think I'm just a 16-year-old girl, but once they know me better, they see how mature I am.
>Even though I'm 15.
>Nevertheless, they immediately get struck by my personality.
>Hmm? Hold on a second, someone's calling me.
"Oh, hi~! What's up?"
"Today? I don't know, it seems so sudden..."
"H-How much did you say?"
"Ok then, that seems fair. See you tonight."
>As I was saying, only mature men are worth of Trixie's love.
>Now if you excuse me, I need to get ready, I have a date tonight~.
CurseQuest /cyoa/ #4
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Back from the dead edition.
Last thread: >>26766558
Now on the official archive: https://www.anonpone.com/curse
Last we left off, Bottle Cap and Laccolith met with a skeleton guy, who expositioned the entire story behind the curse at them. We're now on a quest to recover the lost five relics, and undo this curse once and for all!
We took the accursed skeleton with us, dubbing him Archie, seeing as long ago he was supposedly an archmage. He's said that he might teach Bottle Cap more about his curse, like how to control it, or more importantly how to survive it.
Then we went back into the pyramid, talked to the Shadow Shifter named Dorchadas, and the skeleton Archibald informed him he was free.
We haven't yet convinced him to come on the quest with us, but we have got him to agree not to hurt anyone and to meet us at sundown outside the pyramid.
>We are currently standing in the halls of knowledge, having confirmed the story with Lithy's superb translating skills, and Bottle Cap's adept ability to hold a torch and look at colorful pictures he doesn't understand.
>What shall we do today?
Fimfiction thread; Now with 49% more Chrysalis!
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Come one and all to the writing thread and help marginally raise the quality of My Little Pony fanfiction!
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Tired of the same old politically correct show blaming Queen Chrysalis for petty war crimes? Bored about not being able to fuck the new loli? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average:
>Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners):
List of nominees by category:
>Riffs & Reviews:
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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
Written by Josh Haber
Starlight's still adjusting to her new life, but at least she's got some good support. Twilight's excited as ever to do well by her, and Spike's befriended her fairly easily. It does mean he's got a little more work, probably, but he's up for the task. The rest of the throne holders are fine with her, too- though what happens now when the map calls them in? Does Starlight get to watch the castle?