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>You are Golden Arrow.
>After an extremely long selection process you were chosen to be the new captain of the EES The Best Ship, a nautical vessel to explore the eastern-most parts of the globe.
>You chose to make the ship a small, efficient submarine with a morale boosting system.
>You learned a bit more about modern naval techniques.
>You were in the process of meeting your navigator, a meek and sarcastic bat pony named Silver Sextant.
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“Er,” you continue after no swooning is apparent. That you can see. It’s probably there. “What’s your name?”
“Silver Sextant,” the bat pony says. “Are you done being so loud?”
Too loud? You’re not sure you understand the question. You tilt your head for a second. Oh well. A captain’s job is to make sacrifices for the betterment of crew relations. You force yourself to adopt a somewhat quieter tone.
“I shall strive my utmost,” you vow. “But in the future I cannot promise to contain my enthusi-” You stop yourself before you stamp your hoof again and slowly lower it to the ground. “That is,” you say with a weary sigh. “I’ll probably be louder in the future.”
The batpony nods once and slowly opens the flap to her tent, exiting and starting to bundle up the various maps that she had selected, of varying quality, but mostly unfleshed out. Probably the biggest accumulation of Easterly cartographical information available, which is unfortunately not saying much. “I’m Silver Sextant,” she said. “Call me Sextant, and if you make the obvious joke, I will sit and pout. For hours.”
Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #199 - Dragon Lord Edition
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Welcome to the Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.
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>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?
The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history.
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MOMLESTIA! # 32
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BRING YOUR MOTHER TO THE PROM IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE EDITION
>"But what if she says no?"
"It doesn't matter honey, remember that one stallion that came with his mother to the prom"
>"Mom, that was Joe, he has the story of every girl she dates, every one gets her dougnut punched"
"...What does that mean?"
>"I... really don't know, but i'm still nervious about all of this"
"Don't worry a thing honey, i have the guest that she will come to you and all will go ok?"
>"Do you really think that mom?"
"Of course i do honey, but just remember, it's just a dance. Have fun, dance a little, Everything will be fine"
>"Oh, i love you mom"
"I love you too honey"
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others...)
Celestia unbirths Anonymous:
Freud would be proud: (CYOA)
Satyr Abomination Thread #164: Zoophilia Edition
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>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Story by Parent:
Satyrs by Parent:
Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
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Which pony is the most Jewish?
Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity can't be it, as they are honest, kind, and generous. Beyond that, however, I'm stumped.