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What will you tell your children/grandchildren about your years here /mlp/?
I know what i'll do
>Be old Anon
>Family has long moved on since you were diagnosed with (Insert deadly illness here)
>Finally after all the years of waiting your grandaughter walks in
>She and your other relatives think you're so old you've become senile so you play along for shits and giggles
>She walks up to you
"Twilight, Twilight sparkle is that you?"
>"No grandpa its me, your granddaughter"
"Twilight, You look different, there's something wrong with- oh my god"
>"Grandpa, Grandpa whats wrong?!"
"OH MY GOD TWILIGHT"
>"WHAT IS IT, WHAT GRANDPA"
"TWILIGHT WHY DO YOU HAVE WINGS, WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO YOU, THE BASTARDS"
>"GRANDPA CALM DOW-"
"NO HOW COULD THEY DO THIS HOW COULD THEY RUIN YOU"
>"GRANDPA PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GET THE NURSE"
"FUCKING M.A. LARSON I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU YOU FUCKING BASTARD"
>Pretend to pass out
>Laugh my ass off as she runs out of the old fucks home she left my sorry ass in