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What will you tell your children/grandchildren about your years here /mlp/?
I know what i'll do
>Be old Anon
>Family has long moved on since you were diagnosed with (Insert deadly illness here)
>Finally after all the years of waiting your grandaughter walks in
>She and your other relatives think you're so old you've become senile so you play along for shits and giggles
>She walks up to you
"Twilight, Twilight sparkle is that you?"
>"No grandpa its me, your granddaughter"
"Twilight, You look different, there's something wrong with- oh my god"
>"Grandpa, Grandpa whats wrong?!"
"OH MY GOD TWILIGHT"
>"WHAT IS IT, WHAT GRANDPA"
"TWILIGHT WHY DO YOU HAVE WINGS, WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO YOU, THE BASTARDS"
>"GRANDPA CALM DOW-"
"NO HOW COULD THEY DO THIS HOW COULD THEY RUIN YOU"
>"GRANDPA PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GET THE NURSE"
"FUCKING M.A. LARSON I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU YOU FUCKING BASTARD"
>Pretend to pass out
>Laugh my ass off as she runs out of the old fucks home she left my sorry ass in
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What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
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If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
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Thread 137! The fight is over, and thankfully there's no new apples in heaven!