Satyr Abomination Thread #168: Summer Vacation Edition
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>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Story by Parent:
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http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq (embed) (embed)
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq (embed) (embed)
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MOMLESTIA! # 33
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>MY GOD THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
>IS MOTHER'S DAY!
>YOU ARE CELESTIA!
>YOU ARE A MOM!
>At the moment you come out of your rooms, ready to start the day.
>You cannot help having a little pep in your step.
>It is already morning, but seeing as maids work his, that must mean your child is already working.
>Already working and this early, just like his mother!
>Coming to the kitchen, you take your favorite mug and are on your way to the royal coffee.
>Ready for your surprise!
>Ceramic pieces go flying everywhere.
>It cannot be.
>Turning to your right, you realize that your cup imploded.
>Parts of your magic are still holding the cup shattered.
>By directing your steps, you walk into your cup storage.
>Opening the shelf to discover ...
>A small box with a ribbon on it.
>Levitating it to you, also a small note above it.
>Your heart is more than cheerful.
>This is your baby's gift for you.
>No more waiting, you take the letter and begin gamely to read.
I wanted to give you flowers, but then discovered that you ate them
>You cannot help it, they were Moon Sparkles.
>Still remember as he weep for that fact.
>You cannot stand to see your baby mourn.
Then I wanted to give you a meal, but I'm not a good cook
>The eggs were a bit salty and charred.
>But intention accounts.
>You swear that to this day, have something stuck between your teeth.
Pass through the stage of stylist and then I discovered the magic of hair
>That day was funny
>His skin turned to a bright rainbow color
>He had to wear sunglasses to sleep for 2 weeks
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>You have two options:-
>You are sent to Equestria.
>You are the only one of your kind and is easily accepted into Equestrian society.
>You can become friends with all the ponies you've ever wanted to, and live an easy life.
>The catch is, sex does not exist.
>You will still have your junk, but the ponies will not have anything.
>You cannot convince them to do anything sexual, because if you do, you will be sent back to earth.
>Your favorite pony is sent to you, scared and tired.
>She will be affected by the reality-jump for a while, but in time she will grow on you.
>Sex exists, and she will fall in love with you eventually.
>No one but you can know of her existence in this world.
>If even one other person finds out, she will be taken away never to be seen again.
>She won't know that the reason she can't see her friends anymore is because you made a choice.
>You can choose to tell her of your actions one day; but that is purely your decision.
>What is your choice /mlp/?
Option 2: The Sun Has Risen by Trixiefap
Option 2: Birds of a Feather by Clarissa
Option 2: (Untitled Luna story) by anontheterrible
Option 2 1/2: (Untitled) by ss2
Option 2: Suddenly, Fluttershy (Remake) & When The Stars Align by Nehem
Option 2: (Untitled Big Mac story) by Fronk
Option 2: A Mistake and a Correction by nope
Option 2: (Random pone story with no title) by norefunds
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Coltquest Thread 31
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>Emerald finds out the relationship between Joyride and Lady Elegance.
>Emerald meets Gregarious, the mummy-like zombie in the church.
>Emerald finds out that Lord Sepulcher draws comics for a living.
>Emerald falls asleep, and when he wakes up he gets a letter from Joyride explaining that she is coming.
>Sepulcher takes Emerald down to his basement library and teaches him how to cast the glamour spell.
>Emerald walks around the library, spotting a black shelf that Sepulcher warned him about, but doesn't mess with it.
>Emerald reads about the Giant Wasps, and then tries to decide between learning three different spells.
Continued next post...
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What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 140! One hundred and forty times your daily apple needs!
FOE: A Post-Nuclear Pony Thread
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Wasteland Cuisine edition
Old thread: >>27336570
The original, read it first:
EqD Side Story Compilation Post - March:
Tales from the Wasteland:
#FOEchat (and #foefetish for you horsefuckers) on irc.canternet.org:6667
The Chrysalis (May 10th)
Heroes (May 9th)
Black And White (May 8th)
Make Love Not War (May 5th)
ITT: We talk about food. Savory, sweet, spicy, bitter, salty or pungent. What kinds of food do we see in the wasteland, what foods can be created from the leftover 200 year old scraps, what varying degrees of condition could these foods be in and what are the dangers that spoiled food could present?
Bard Quest #5.2
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The world is huge, and many wonder what lies beyond the horizon behind the windows of their house
And so, many leave their home in the hope to discover more than what a sedentary life has to offer
This is the fate you chose, as on your 18th birthday, you left your home to travel and live from your music
A wandering musician, earning your coins from the generosity of others, in exchange of a romantic song for a loved one or a hearty jig for a crowd
This is how you’ve spend the last two months
A vagrant’s profession, your father said, but still he didn’t stop you
This is only the beginning of your journey, and already it has filled you with vibrant memories
You can’t wait to make more
And now, while this little bard mare travels to the minotaur city of Daedalus where the Superbrawl will take place in a week. Along with Winter Seed, the zebra and the newly met Cabbage, an alraune who brought her a strange surprise this morning.
This is a CYOA about a young pony discovering the world inspired by the many fantasy settings that exist out there
The list of the possessions you carry around in your travels is currently:
Your trusty saddle-bags, your coltly headband, a walking stick, a traveller’s blanket, a lighter, the Diamond Claws, you heirloom Harmonica, a med kit, a canteen of water, a rough map of the continent, some carrots and, a pouch containing 62 silver coins and 5 cooper coins, an unidentified magic flask.
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