FiMFiction Thread - Now with 58% more blatant shitposting!
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ITT: Writing, reading, reviewing, lore discussion, dat boi in Equestria, having great difficulty forming coherent thoughts rn, Bon Bon is a highly trained professional, remembering the good times, PHP is cancer, "why is noone reading my latest crackfic?", arcane science, 4 stories - 2362 blog posts, do you really think a actual genius would read shit like that, >paying for hardcover autism, dying hard drives is an epidemic, not a single person participated in the /fimfic/ competition, I find this board uninteresting so the mods should delete it, your mother jokes and superior intelect, high fantasy based on internet communities, drawfag does it again, party canons are literally guns, and last thread lasted NINE FUCKING DAYS.
Tired of the same old feature box bait? Burnt out after reading that turd about filly Nightmare Moon? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
>FIMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
List of nominees by category:
>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
>Can you pre-read my story?
Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled and give us a link. Someone will take a look at it eventually.
>Reviews and riffs:
Old thread: >>27417333
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610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out June 8th!
There's a great many things Twilight Sparkle could probably involve magic in to do for her, but besides the presence of entities that can render it useless or inert, there's always going to be that drive of hers to learn to do without it as well. It's a fascinating world and if there's an opportunity to test a guide, she'll often do just that. Applejack doesn't seem to call on her too much as it is! There's also the ever-present possibility of side-effects to spells, and in light of earlier farm mishaps, maybe it's usually for the best, anyhow..
Coltquest Thread 32
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>Emerald decides to learn the dweomeric shield spell.
>After asking for Lady Elegance's help to learn the spell, Emerald chats with her a bit and learns about her past.
>Emerald then decides to take a tour of the church, finding Gregarious again.
>After they speak for a bit, Gregarious mentions the demon in the holy book that Lord Sepulcher mentioned before.
>Gregarious offers to introduce Emerald.
>The demon's name is Pipadeaxkor, and she seems to know about the demon inside his amulet. Emerald is curious about this information.
>She tries to make bargains with Emerald.
>Gregarious forestalls this, and while the zombie and Emerald leave the demon whispers to the colt, telling him that she'll offer information for freedom from the town.
>Emerald climbs the tower and talks to the zombie he startled before, who's name is Dead Eye.
>Emerald dicks around for a while, and then goes to bed before realizing he could probably speak to Pip again.
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11-54 is the story of a filly exploring a strange facility filled with hostile creatures and unstable architecture.
You've gone quite a ways in the last few days but as it stands, your journey is not over.
So far you were born into this facility from mysterious tubes that litter the building. You've managed to die twice, only to
be re-born from the tubes. Along the way you met a pony who is your clone, who is much older than you, and remembers the
facility before if fell into disrepair. Your older clone who you've named Spearmint told you about the mental conditioning
program that the facility used to run, which left her a bit of a psychological mess. There are various hostile artificial
organisms created by the facility that lurk the halls. You are also being hunted by the automated security who seeks to
contain the artificial organisms. Along the way you've also meet an investigative reporter by the Name of Photo Bomb who was
in a helicopter that crashed into the building. Upon meeting the reporter you choose to name yourself Peppermint. After escaping a lab housing a bio-computer's and recently exploring an aquatic biology laboratory you got your ass kicked by a telepathic creature which lost you a good portion of your inventory.
What will you do now?
Come on in to the 11-54 CYOA and help this filly and her companions escape.