[>IT HURTS] #19 you idiots forgot to to keep it going again edition
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>"HI Nonny! I have a message for you from Rarity!"
>Pinkie sticks out her chest, puts on a spiteful face and adopts a familiar yet certainly made-up accent
>"I've had it up to here with Sweetie Belle spending her evenings at the arcade, playing... "video games". When I said she needed a male role model, well, Anon isn't what I had in mind. He's so carefree. And lazy. And boyish, and reckless. Not to mention he thinks he's SO good with kids. I can make Sweetie laugh."
>Pinkie crosses her arms and huffs
>"I could make her laugh until she cried. I'm just busy. There's no time in my schedule for telling childish jokes to my sister."
>She huffs even louder
>"And what is WITH his hair? Frankly, it's embarrassing. Spending time with someone of his... standards... is undoubtedly bad for Sweetie."
>"Anyway, he's waiting to pick her up at her piano lessons. Be a dear and relay this to him?"
>Pinkie spins around and walks five feet before tensing up
>"Oh, but take out all those mean things I said. We wouldn't want to hurt his feelings."
>Pinkie nods her head and beams in satisfaction with her accurate retelling
>Then her eyes bulge
WHAT IS THIS:
This is a series of threads started not long ago. Anon gets close to Sweetie Belle, and Rarity doesn't approve.
Shade of Dusk -Alive
The new writer -M.I.A
STORIES: -In order of Writer
http://pastebin.com/6pAVvJ4D -Love Games
http://pastebin.com/nsNtPdDS -The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Belle
http://pastebin.com/MFzZybgA -Soarin's Silver Lining
http://pastebin.com/V5cS27zr -Of Sweetie Bots and Young Love
http://pastebin.com/SWBd3qmi -Family (still) Matters
Dazzling Thread #214
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Power Puffed Dazzlings Edition
I'm Pretty Into Pantyhoes Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell! Or at least try to post something instead of letting the thread die ya lazy bastards.
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
For aspiring writers:
Old Shattered Gem: >>28417839
Slave Pony Thread #60
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Previous thread: >>28455938
(Archive Link: desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28455938/)
>What is this thread about?
This thread revolves around stories about ponies being enslaved.
>Can you elaborate more?
Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.
>What kind of themes are welcome?
Most of them are welcome but a select few aren't. These are Fat, Diaper, Vore and Scat. If you're unsure about a certain element in your story, ask me about it and I can confirm it.
>I want to write my own story but I'm new to writing.
Check out these guides:
pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)
>Where do the writers hang out?
Head over to www.rizon.net/chat with the channel name #slavepone. If you're ever having a writer's block and need advice or you just want to hang out with us, that is the place to go!
Selene the Huntress (Griffin OC) by HunterAnon
Most Recently Completed Story:
Fire and Sky (Spitfire) by Lurkernon
- Part 1: pastebin.com/VAG2qGzh
- Part 2: pastebin.com/vSRW90Zr
Recommended Stories for New Readers: pastebin.com/c6hd0P9Q
COMPLETED Stories : pastebin.com/82rCVh4j
Recently Updated Stories: pastebin.com/k7SmjQww
ALL Writers and Stories: pastebin.com/cqLCYveb
Thread Archive: pastebin.com/S5m7bEab
Thread Template: pastebin.com/ny0npNFS
SPG Image Archive: 1drv.ms/f/s!AiFkdye7rtydbfk0wBnid5vnFUg
/mlp/'s Snap Judgment Rating Of Season 6: Season To Date
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I'll try make this short and simple since people care more about the data I have than what I have to say here.
>What is this?
This is the resultant of the data accrued throughout the last six months from those strawpolls that I post in every sticky after the episode airs processed and displayed in an easy to read graph. Specifically this is the one from the first two episodes of this season and I'll be posting everything up to the present, which is episode twenty-one, as well.
>Do you have data from other seasons too?
No, just season six so far. There are other people who try to cover other seasons and that's not nessarily my goal here. For now I'm just focusing on the present.
>Why are you posting this at two in the fucking morning
Because I'm retarded and nocturnal. Also how the fuck did you know what timezone I'm in?
As for the details for this particular graph, it covers Season 6: Episodes 1 & 2 AKA The Crystalling and 33.8% of respondents rated it 1-5 while 66.2% of respondents rated it 6-10. From this post forward I'm just gonna call it the Low/High Split because I don't want to type forever...
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please feel free to ask. I'm at your beck and call within reason.
Dadonequus: Flim n' Flam, Chaos Carnival, and Updates Edition!
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Anon finds themselves as a young colt or filly trapped in Equestria. Only to be adopted by Discord soon after. Chaos, adventures and shenanigans quickly ensue.
Over one year of chaos, and now with an array of good greens! Stop by, read a little and post your feedback!
Feel free to discuss the current stories, start a new one, draw something for us, (yay, Bunny is back!) and for God's sake, POST.
Erf (Anon With a Head Primarily Made of 75% Bone/The Fan Fiction that Never Ends!): http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111
Elo (PhD Anon/Smug Boi Does a Bat): http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian
Coffeeholic (Italian Anon/Linguini Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Coffeeholic
Laskvurel (George/AnonFilly/Come Back to Us Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel
Bunny (AnonFilly & Drawfag/THEY CAME BACK TO US Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Bunnyhood
Ben Dover (Internet Bully/Where Did You Go Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover
Hoers (MIA): http://pastebin.com/u/Hoers
CookieSfh (Tentacles Anon/Not so MIA Anymore): http://pastebin.com/u/CookieSfh
Wand of Inferno (Mexican Anon/Espionage Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
Zenco (Newfag/Argentinian Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/zenco1
Gumball (Homeless Actor-Singer Anon/Try-Hard Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/GimmeSomeGumption
speed weed (Homeless Crazy Anon) : http://pastebin.com/a364aFHZ
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What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 159, and Applejack's new magic is on the line!