Derpy Ass Worship wot
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So, here's one of the adventures I'm always having I've had in Equestria.
Derpy and I were going shopping on this big Black Friday-esque blowout day (called Goodponies' Plenty) in the Canterlot shopping plaza. To me it was kind of dull because there was nothing there that was made for humans, but Derpy was stopping at nearly every store to get at look at what they were selling. Despite that, she had me running around almost everywhere we went, and it nearly had me winded.
Suddenly, Derpy stopped to look at one of the stalls, and I nearly crashed into her. I raised my arms to prevent the collision, and to my surprise, my hands met something soft. I looked down and my breath hitched. My hands were planted firmly on her rump, and she was not reacting to it... at all. I glanced at her face, which was absorbed in whatever was on display in the store beside us. The normally sheepish filly was completely oblivious to how her cute little flank was practically being felt up.
My face went red as naughty thoughts began to bubble in my mind. There were a few ponies sampling the wares at some of the other stalls, but none of them had us in attention... I looked back down at Derpy's flank, my heart racing, and gave it a gentle squeeze. It was so soft! I couldn't beleive how good it felt. I just wanted to stay there and squish the filly's ass for the rest of the day.
Derpy, however, had finally finished browsing the stall's stock, and almost jumped as hard as I did when she turned her head around at me.
"What's wrong, _________?"
"N-Nothing... Oh, does that say 'BOGO Seander hoofpolish'"?
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What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 175, whole new year, whole new Applejack!
Slave Pony Thread #88 [NEW YEAR EDITION]
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>What is this thread about?
This thread revolves around stories about ponies being enslaved.
>Can you elaborate more?
Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.
If you want an explanation on the differences between /SPG/ and /SiM/, go check out the FAQ.
>What kind of themes are welcome?
Most of them are welcome but a select few aren't. These are Fat, Diaper, Vore and Scat. If you're unsure about a certain element in your story, ask Jingles about it and he can confirm it.
>I want to write my own story but I'm new to writing.
Check out these guides:
pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)
>Where do the writers hang out?
Head over to www.rizon.net/chat with the channel name #slavepone. If you're ever having a writer's block and need advice or you just want to hang out with us, that is the place to go! (You can also use a standalone IRC client if you already have one).
A Glimmer of Hope (Starlight Glimmer) by Handsome Jew
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Fire and Sky (Spitfire) by Lurkernon
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Let's face it.
You finally get to Equestria, and after a while you'll realize it isn't going too well. You'll find the mane 6 have lives too adventurous and busy for your sort of preferences, and every other main or background character that you try to pursue would just tend to have romantic lives of their own or frankly don't seem to be into humans.
But don't grab that noose yet, Anon! Equestria's a big place, and somewhere out there, there's a pony that wants you and you only. She will fall for you instantly, and love you and all your flaws without question for as long as you stay together. Of course, her color scheme may not be the most appealing, her personality may have major flaws that could get in the way, but what does that matter in the face of the love of an actual pony waifu, right? All you have to do, Anon, is find her.
Roll a post number
Go to this site
If your post ends with:
0-3 Earth Pony
Dubs or above is your choice
Put your name or something random but unique in the text box. Don't use things like Anonymous, Anon, or an existing pony's name or you'll eventually get similar results of other posters
Copy paste your generated pony's name into
to get a personality and description. Enter as the same pony type as last time.
http://www.springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/character-flaws.htm and discover the biggest problem in your relationship
How well do you think you'll live with your new pony gf? Could you help them overcome their flaws and live peacefully ever after? Post results.
Satyr Abomination Thread #195: New Years Edition
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>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
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