S4 is going to be the worst, most horrible piece of shit imaginable
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Noun 1. feces - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowelsfeces - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels
faecal matter, faeces, fecal matter, ordure, BM, dejection, stool
dog do, dog shit, dog turd, doggy do - fecal droppings from a dog
body waste, excrement, excreta, excretory product, excretion - waste matter (as urine or sweat but especially feces) discharged from the body
poop, shit, shite, turd, crap, dirt - obscene terms for feces
A Canterlot Wedding, Season 3, Equestria Girls - extremely obscene terms for feces
droppings, dung, muck - fecal matter of animals
meconium - thick dark green mucoid material that is the first feces of a newborn child
melaena, melena - abnormally dark tarry feces containing blood (usually from gastrointestinal bleeding)
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/mlp/, give me your confessions. Whatever you feel like sharing. We're all anons here, anyway.
>I actually didn't like any season better than another, I liked them all
>I'm actually a dashfag
>I actually believe you will start a shitstorm about that
>I believe that (spaghetti alert) Equestria is a utopia compared to the shithole we call our planet and I wish I could go there. If we all get personal choice of what heaven is like, I'd choose it in a heartbeat.
>I come to /mlp/ while I'm feeling bad.
>I have at one point, felt more bonded to some specific anons here than some people I know IRL and have for a long time.
Your turn, /mlp/hagits. Give us the dirty shit, please.
Anon, The New Assistant: A Humanized CYOA - Day 5
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Welcome to Day 5 of Anon, The New Assistant! This is a Choose Your Own Adventure story following the life of Anonymous as he adjusts to life in his new town, Ponyville, and at his new job, as Twilight's library assistant. The story is written day by day, usually around 21:30-22:00. Choices will be made off of a vote for different options, and majority rules, unless I state otherwise. In the situation of a tie, I go with whichever option was voted for first. Feel free to vote for something other than provided, but I am ultimately the final judge of whether or not those options will be picked. Also, feel free to tell me to text someone, your contact list is in the pastebin.
Fat E.T.'s Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/Fat_ET
Message of the Day: Namefags Welcome!
And now, let the story begin!
>*bzzt bzzt bzzt*
>Time to wake up again.
>But this bed
>Get over it, Anon, you have to get up. Let's go!
>You work your way out of bed, arguing with yourself the whole way.
>You grab a towel and walk over to the bathroom, hopping in the shower.
>Halfway through your shower, you start thinking over the events of yesterday.
>Sure, Spike may be fucking autistic around women, but you aren't worried.
>After all, he only needs to impress Apple Bloom, and she's practically already his anyways.
>Of course, he's actually aware of the fact that she likes him now, which has the potential to transform him into Chef Boyardee around her
>...Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all.
>You shrug to yourself and figure everything will be alright.
>Your shower finishes up and you dry yourself off, then head over to your bedroom and throw on some clothes.
>How about jeans? and maybe... A gray T shirt?
>Incoming jeans and t shirt trend
>You walk over to your kitchen and grab an apple to ward off any doctors. *Shudder* You fucking HATE doctors.
>You pull out your phone and check the time, and see that it is 7:30 AM.