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410: Rainbow Falls
Rainbow Dash and her Ponyville team arrive in Rainbow Falls to fly in the qualifying round of the Equestria Games when it becomes apparent that the competition definitely has a hoof up on them. Then, when the elite Cloudsdale team offers Rainbow Dash a spot on their top notch squad, she’s faced with making a tough decision about where her loyalties lie. (Corey Powell)
No big surprise that the relay team is made up out of pegasi from Hurricane Fluttershy, since they were Ponyville residents. Still, Bulk Biceps has Wonderbolts Academy training, too. Surely that will help him acquit himself for the team when it counts?
Guess there's fewer entry restrictions on the Equestria Games, if Cloudsdale's team is made up of Wonderbolts. Who act a lot like Shadowbolts. Maybe Dash should found her own flight team.
412: Pinkie Pride preview, for those that might not have seen it yet!
Friendship is Magic #15 over here.
Friends Forever #1 is due out next Wednesday
A message to Pinkiepony and those like her
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STOP! You are about to read one of the most well thought out, intelligent things you have ever seen. Make sure you're ready for it.
This column starts out like a bad joke; It's the product of a conversation between a former brony who used to be in the military (me), a certified Sociologist (a friend who observes and documents society and its' history), and a Philosopher (another friend, smarter than all of us combined). The three of us recently debated and discussed whether or not people in America have the right to be offended.
We've been talking a lot lately about rights and privileges. Most people are too stupid to know the difference, and if that's you, than just stop reading now and go smoke a bowl. This article is for those of you who want to challenge your long held ignorant beliefs and learn something.
Let's first define what a right is. A right is something that, according to Webster's dictionary, is due to a person by law. In America, that means that you are owed a public school education, the ability to pursue your dreams (with no guarantees of success), independence with no ties to another human being, the opportunity to speak your mind (with no guarantee of anyone listening), and a variety of other things including the ability to own a gun.
Your rights in America end when you misuse them to the point of infringing upon someone else's rights. In other words, once you commit a felony (thus infringing on someone's right to pursue life, liberty and happiness by say, raping them) you forfeit your right to own a gun legally. You also forfeit your right to independence by serving jail time, etc.
So, given that premise, do you have the right to be offended? Well, by the letter of the law I guess you could say the answer is yes. I mean, after all no one but you can control your emotions. Technically, you have the right to feel however and whatever you want. However, you don't always have the right to act upon your feelings.
Aw shit Nigga you's in Ponyville 171: She gon' exhaust your vespene geyser
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When we'd last left our hero, he'd managed to engage the queen in coitus, only to be greeted with the sensation of a fucking rabid racoon with heroin for saliva clamping down on your junk. Tulip was never like this... As you let out a quiet wimper, you see a grin appear on her face, she seems to be enjoying your whinging.
>inventory: clothes, shirt(burnt), bat cowl, balloon pack (4), balloons (5), bits (15), ashes, stethoscope, brush (carrot top hair), water bottle (3), bag of apple chips, sandwich bag, empty bottle, knife, changeling garb, armor, changeling biology, Ponynomicon, minecraft book, burn cream, ink ribbon (2), several marijuanas
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Friends Forever #1 is out! And it's--over here!
Next month in comics:
Friendship is Magic #16 - The literary madness continues as the Bookworm burrows deeper into everypony's favorite books! As more stories come to life, the only chance our ponies will have to save the day is to write their own version of the tale! Can their collaboration get on the same page? Read on!
Friends Forever #2 - The Cutie Mark Crusaders have done everything they can think of to get their cutie marks. But there's one creature of chaos who might have some ideas they would never think of… Discord! When our pint-sized heroines start working with the unpredictable trickster, the results are bound to get unusual! Will Ponyville be able to survive their friendship?
And speaking of Discord, Saturday's episode is:
411: Three's a Crowd - As Twilight Sparkle eagerly anticipates the arrival of Princess Cadance, Discord dishes up quite the dreadful disruption when he arrives and begs the ponies to take care of him while he is sick. But when Discord's diva like demands get ridiculously out of hand, Twilight's generosity and friendship skills are put to the test during her special weekend. (Discord song) (Meghan McCarthy and Ed Valentine)
A fair bit of Discord coming up. But what could make him sick? Something he ate? A bacteria from a wizard duel?
The Adventures of Princess Applejack
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Applejack has been Alicorned, and not a day goes by that Celestia doesn't regret it!
There are a few ongoing themes:
>Everything is wrong with Equestria.
>Applejack attempts to ask Celestia a question, she reacts hilariously.
>The regular ponies are terribly incompetent.
>It's all Celestia's fault.
>Luna is steadfastidly avoiding doing princess work.
>Celestia needs her cakes
>All of the princesses do, in fact.
>The guards are incompetent because Shining Armor is a terrible captain of the guard.
>Shining Armor wants to be an Alicorn and feels unappreciated.
>Cadence doesn't notice.
>Twilight notices and is crazy protective... and can apparently punch cancer.
>Cadence can't do any princess stuff, and can't count.
>Discord made Fluttershy an Alicorn
>She can apparently counter his magic now
>Applejack's family doesn't know where she is.
and most recently
>Queen Chrysalis has a frighteningly limited vocabulary, and her government is essentially her commanding a bunch of changelings.
So go on and write some greentexts that fit the bill!
Old thread is here
Give it a read to get a feel for what's going on and try your hand at writing, they're pretty fun to do.