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/mlp/ Pony

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:21:27 No.23227520

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>Happy birthday, son.


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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:22:38 No.23227536
lol, furries

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:23:05 No.23227542
>>23227520
yay something to shoot

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:23:19 No.23227547
>>23227520
But Dad! I wanted the pink pony!!

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:24:01 No.23227554
>>23227547
This

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:24:44 No.23227570
>>23227520
>incoherent squealing

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:27:03 No.23227596
>happy human noises

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:27:51 No.23227605
>>23227547
>>23227554
listen here you ungrateful shits, I worked my fucking ass off doing extra time to buy your present

so you're gonna play with the griffon and you're gonna like it

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:29:15 No.23227626
>>23227605
But dad she looks like she's going to be me up someday.

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:29:23 No.23227628
My little Gilda when?

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:30:05 No.23227631
>>23227520
How much money do you think a gryphon would fetch if sold?

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:31:33 No.23227653
>>23227631

With or without its hymen intact?

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 05:33:10 No.23227674
>>23227653
Completely intact.

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:05:30 No.23228018
>>23227520
>Gilda is fully intelligent
>Tells you how the pet store literally stole her from her parents
>Both were killed trying to protect her

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:07:08 No.23228026
>>23227520
For fuck's sake, why do people keep adopting these creatures without any long term planning?

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:12:40 No.23228076
>>23227520
Fucking nigger

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:22:21 No.23228165
>>23227520
FUCK OFF DAD, I FUCKING HATE YOU AND NO AMOUNT OF SHITTY PRESENTS YOU GIVE ME IS EVER GOING TO CHANGE THAT.
I SWEAR IF IT WASN'T FOR MOM, I WOULD BE FUCKING GONE RIGHT NOW.
FUCK.

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:23:50 No.23228174
>>23228018
>They died for nothing.

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:30:39 No.23228240
>"I asked for a fleshlight, but this is even better!"
>"Thanks dad!"

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:33:23 No.23228263
>>23227605
but dad i dont even like griffens

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:33:43 No.23228265
>tfw you finally get you Gilda episode after four years
>tfw all it's brought mlp is the same edgy, shitposting thread every day

Sad.

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:36:01 No.23228280
>>23228265
>getting a pet Griffon is edgy shitposting

Fuck off.

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:41:53 No.23228303
>>23228280
Look at the responses in this thread, then check the archive.

It's literally a copy and paste of edge, you being fucking stupid/blind doesn't change that.

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:47:51 No.23228344
Chapter 1: My Mankey

its christmas

ur family is poor

ur dad is like "son i kno u wanted a pony so i worked extra hours for 6 months to get u one but u gotta wait till xmas mornin lol"

then ur like "holy shit YES"

then xmas morn comes and ur like opening ur present

and inside is a fucking griffin

and ur dads like "congrats on ur pony son"

and ur like "but dad i dont even like griffins"

then ur dad shoot himself

then ur griffin dies

and ur very hungry

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:48:46 No.23228349
>>23228303
The archive isn't this thread. Next time just hide it and move on without the faggotry.

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:50:09 No.23228358
Chapter 2: BBQ<

so its summer vacation and ur dads like "son we will have a bbq to celebrate ur summer vacaycay"

and ur like "ok dad thanx ill invite over some friends :)"

and then ur dad and u and ur freinds are like chillin the back yeard

and then ur frends are like "where are the burgers man"

and ur dad is like "comin right up!"

and then when the burgers are done ur frends are like "what the fuck these are so gross im not eating this shit"

and ur dad is like "YOU WILL EAT YOUR GRIFFIN BURGERS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE I SPENT ALL OF OUR FAMILY SAVINGS ON THIS GRIFFIN MEAT"

and ur like "wait where is my griffin"

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:51:44 No.23228367
>>23227520
Arg dad! I said I wanted a PONY.

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:52:52 No.23228370
Chapter 3: Piffin Griffin

so its monday morning and ur like trying to do math homework

and ur griffin is like jumpin on the table and shit

and ur like "chill out fuckin gilda"

and hes like "make me ur not my real dad"

and ur like "suck my dick gilda"

and then gilda sucks ur dick

and then ur dad walks in and hes like "oh gosh what have i done why i buy you this darn griffin! i know you would dissorpoint me son!"

and then gilda is like "chill the fuck out lol"

and then ur like "fuck off gilda just get the fuck off the table let me do my homework"

and ur dad is like "ur so lucky ur mom is dead to not see this son..."

and then ur griffin evolves while it is suckin ur dick and its like "HISSCAW"

and it bites ur dick off

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:54:35 No.23228379
Chapter 4: Halloween

so ur tricker treating on halloween night

and gilda is like "dude let me come i fuckin love candy and i make a pirate costume please man"

and ur like "ok whatever gilda"

and then ur like ringing on a door bell

and the people in the house answer your ring at the door and gildas like "suck my dick"

and then they dont give you candy because gilda was so rude and ur like "gilda cut the shit"

then he does it again and ur like "seriously gilda ill fuckin step on you okay"

but he does it again and ur like "i'ave had enough of ur shit gilda"

and then ur dad is like "but son you cant abandan ur griffin because i spent so much money on it"

and then the griffins like "haha sucker"

and then you are stuck with gilda forever

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:56:39 No.23228390
Chapter 5: Step Griffin

so ur sleeping right

and then you wake up and gilda is lying in front of you naked and she like "so what we gonna do?"

and ur like "gilda i dont even like griffins that much"

but then shes like "i seen the way you stare at my ass"

and ur like "gilda please get a clothes on ur depressing me! what if my dad sees!"

then ur dad walks in and hes like "oh my gosh what are you doing to ur griffin"

and ur like "dad gilda was just being naked its not even my fault i dont even like griffins"

and hes all like "you dont always get what u want you gotta settle for a griffin sometimes"

and then gildas still naked and hes like "how bout it man"

and then ur dad and gilda has sex

and then gilda and dad get married

and then gilda is ur step mom

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 06:56:47 No.23228392
>>23228349
Go fuck yourself cunt.

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Anonymous 2015-05-28 07:00:04 No.23228410
>>23228344
Yers later

So ur with ur man and yur making out wen the phone rigns.

He anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"

He tell u girl n u say "my dad is ded".

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?







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