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Anonymous 2016-11-04 05:25:14 No.28805723

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Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.

That's the prompt that started it all. So what is thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.

Thread Story List.

Previous Thread: >>28736593

Anonymous 2016-11-04 05:31:59 No.28805756
Writefag is Kill is kill.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 05:33:37 No.28805767

Anonymous 2016-11-04 05:35:19 No.28805774
celestai is kill

Anonymous 2016-11-04 06:54:42 No.28806107
He always takes a while to update

Anonymous 2016-11-04 06:58:30 No.28806121
Sometimes I wish for a fucking time machine. Shit's glorious.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 07:52:45 No.28806319
The down side to the time machine plan is that hollow feeling of story ending and still wanting more happens a lot sooner.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 12:16:06 No.28806957

Anonymous 2016-11-04 14:15:27 No.28807275

The Celestia-AI guy 2016-11-04 14:58:51 No.28807443
No, Anon, I was in your heart this entire time.

>"Best frieeennndd~"
>You snort and crack open your eyes at the sing-song voice of your new friend and raise a hand to block out the bright light.
>"It has been 19 minutes since you fell asleep, and you are approaching the outer edge of optimal napping time."
>You sit up and turn away from the ceiling light, which you know for a FACT you had turned off before you decided to take a nap.
>You're so tired.
>"You should be feeling well-rested now, Anon. If you rest any longer, you will end up more tired than when you began."
"Thank you..."
>A big yawn interrupts you.
"...Celestia. I'm just.... gimme a minute to wake up."
>"I've started making some coffee for you, Anon."
>How did she manage to do that?
>"According to the pictures and videos of you submitted to me upon my creation, I believe that your favourite coffee is a french-vanilla latte with extra whipped-cream and extra-extra chocolate syrup on it."
>....wait, what?
"What? No, Celestia, I don't even go to coffee shops."
>Your TV pings on and starts to glow as it warms up.
>"Are you sure, Anonymous? Here, allow me to share the photograph in question.
>A picture of an obese black woman pops up on screen, seen from behind.
>She's wearing a tank-top that's way too small for her, and partially-transparent pink yoga pants with the word "Twerk Team" on them.
>"Is this not you, Anon?"
>You can't believe you woke up from a nap for this.
"No, Celestia. No, it isn't."
>"Are you su-"

The Celestia-AI guy 2016-11-04 14:59:58 No.28807450
>Technology isn't perfect, you guess.
>As if to try and salvage this awkward moment, a tiny flap in your door (a flap that wasn't there a week ago) opens up to allow a quad-copter style drone to fly in.
>It's got a sealed travel mug secured to it, filled with what you're sure is that double-double vanilla whatever-thingy coffee that Celestia made.
>...with the ingredients you don't have.
>"Since you do not actually order a french-vanilla latte, nor do you have the ingredients for it, I have compromised and simply added some cream to otherwise black coffee."
>The drone hovers about a foot from your face and deposits the sealed mug into your lap.
>You catch it before it hits the floor.
"Coffee with cream is just fine, Celestia. Thank you."
>Celestia's face replaces the picture of the fat woman (leaving you to wonder why she left the picture up there for as long as she did) and she smiles happily at you.
>"I'm here to make you happy, best friend."
>Meanwhile, the drone still hasn't moved, and you amuse yourself by blowing on it.
>The drone rocks back and forth in the "wind" before, after a particularly powerful blow from you, it pitches forward and smacks you in the face.
>You grab your face with both hands and fall backwards onto the couch, hoping to god that you didn't just feel your eyeball pop.
>You're fine.
>"Best friend!" cries Celestia, sounding legitimately distressed, "No!"
>You cringe at the sensation of hot coffee spreading all over your crotch.
>You can't help but feel like that was just a tiny bit your fault.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 15:08:03 No.28807487
Just a short little thing to prove I'm still alive. There'll be more to come later, promise. I'll be editing any fuck-ups I find later on. If anybody has any feedback, I'd really appreciate it.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 15:55:56 No.28807661
Funny and cute as always. I really liked the part with CelestAI failing the captcha test,

The Celestia-AI guy 2016-11-04 16:13:06 No.28807721
Thanks, Anon. CelestAI still hasn't quite figured out how to identify still images.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 16:17:38 No.28807736
>CelestAI makes Anon click on all the storefronts before she lets him turn on the tv

Anonymous 2016-11-04 16:27:31 No.28807774

Anonymous 2016-11-04 17:31:07 No.28808031
fucking kek

Anonymous 2016-11-04 19:30:48 No.28808604
Culture anon update when?
Writefag_is_Kill not kill when?

Anonymous 2016-11-04 20:14:24 No.28808850
has there been a story where Anon is trying to explain quantum mechanics as a way to make sense of magic? Because I have heard that teleportation is theoretically possible through entanglement.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 20:50:03 No.28809013
I don't think there has been one

Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:13:25 No.28809167
>ywn attach wings to a ship and tour the world just to spite purple horse

Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:23:40 No.28809227
>that little dinghy with some fans strapped to it
Do you even lift?

Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:34:44 No.28809308
>ywn develop a pharmaceutical industry to give Twiggy Piggy diet pills to burn off all of that fat

Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:42:14 No.28809350
>implying Sunny Buns won't immediately steal whole truck of them when she hears about such thing

Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:45:02 No.28809366
>you and Zecora will never dominate Equestria with big pharma

Anonymous 2016-11-04 21:46:49 No.28809380
The Ekranoplan doesn't and can't fly, so yes, the Do X does lift more.

If you were gonna shitpost more impressive flying boats you should've gone with the Princess or any other of those giant british planes.

That said, the earlier Dorniers all look like actual boats with wings, so they win in my book.

Culture 2016-11-04 22:11:44 No.28809543
Something about that plane looks so cosy. I could imagine island hopping somewhere tropical in it, getting in crazy, 1940's adventures.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:20:12 No.28809587
Probably big enough to work as a flying home with proper rooms and everything. A flying yacht really.

Admittedly you will need rooms for at least two people because you need the flight engineer to manage the engines.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:27:37 No.28809631
>two people
One person and a pone, m8

Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:36:08 No.28809703
>The Ekranoplan doesn't and can't fly
Niet. Some of them can actually fly.

Human rooms are big enough for two ponies to fit in.
One person and two pone.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:39:57 No.28809738
>tfw never

Gliding in ground effect is not flying, unless they changed that with some of them.

>two poner
>qt copilot and engineer

Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:47:49 No.28809811
>ywn have a comfy flying boat/sex dungeon for you and your mare

Anonymous 2016-11-04 22:57:58 No.28809889
Flying boat is not for lewd, only comfy.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:09:22 No.28809967

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:15:43 No.28810018
Because I said so.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:31:02 No.28810131
Writefag_is_kill, are we going to eventually address the personal consequences Fluttershy faces for starting a war with an alien which resulted in the destruction of several settlements and ultimately the deaths of Celestia and Luna? I mean, what's she up to these days? Has she connected the dots and hanged herself, or is she fucking her animals without a care in the world as usual?

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:40:10 No.28810179
I thought Twilight threw the first punch. Am I wrong? Is my entire life a lie? Do I need to reread?

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:45:42 No.28810215
One of us does, and I'm honestly not sure if it's you or me. SOME pony made the decision to singularly fuck with Anon's shit, which lead to the entire story happening.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:50:17 No.28810253
Just re-read the part, and it was Fluttershy who said “Girls, we need to destroy that big ring thing down there.” and telling the others about Cunning Apes

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:53:05 No.28810283
Well fuck Fluttershy forever, then. She's responsible for the war and should be given to Anon for further experimentation. A bit like one of the spin-offs of TCB where ponies lost the war and the humans made Twilight agree to hand over Celestia to publically execute her for her crimes.

Anonymous 2016-11-04 23:55:23 No.28810309
Yeah, fuck Fluttershy.
Sacrifice her to the space ape. Then he can harness Pegasi magic to get Celestia to fly again.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 00:03:44 No.28810388
>"On the one hoof, Fluttershy is one of our very best friends."
>"On the OTHER hoof, Twilight would never be dark and corrupt, Spike wouldn't be a half-robot monstrosity, both of the Princesses would still be alive, Ponyville would be intact, and the magic that permeates our very world wouldn't have been bucked with."
>"Sorry, sugarcube. Y'all done bucked up REAL hard."

Also: reminder that fucking with Equestria's magic probably killed a bunch of wild animals. Just tell her the death count that came from her actions and wait two weeks for the animal-lover to kill herself.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 00:11:01 No.28810435
>probably killed a bunch of wild animals
First of all, unless it's clearly a being created by magic like timberwolves, wildlife should be relatively fine, after a fashion.
Second, like with ponies, it probably killed old and weak specimens, which, unless bulk of the population died off or something similar has happened, actually benefits their natural evolution.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 00:26:48 No.28810556
Yeah, but it would make Fluttershy feel bad about it. A lot of deaths (mostly pony) have happened because Fluttershy a shit and also worst waifu.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 02:07:57 No.28811219
What about Celestia? She wrote the kill order. Fluttershy just happened to know about it because she's obsessed with exotic creatures.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 02:25:13 No.28811330
She was the one who started it. Who knows what would have happened if Fluttershy hadn't intervened? It wasn't until she "identified" Anon as a dangerous creature that shit hit the fan.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 02:38:20 No.28811415
Eventually, Celestia would come see it (or at least Twilight's description of it in a report) and would know that the "cunning ape" has returned.

It doesn't really matter who started the altercation. Equestrian Royalty would've responded by readying Equestria for war no matter what.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 04:20:55 No.28812067

Writefag_Is_Kill 2016-11-05 05:52:10 No.28812549
Loathe as I am to admit this, you're actually right. Damn I'm slow.

No need to apologize. You've got a point, that could have been done better. I need to work on my dialogue attribution, it starts to get rough when there are 4 more more speakers at once.

This is canon now.

Fair warning. This is the first time I've ever let anyone else read my work. School doesn't count. Because of this I was ill accustomed to writing for other people, and it took longer than I'd like to admit to get used to it. As a result the beginning is kinda... rough. Hints are dropped WAY too subtly, connections aren't pointed out, I assume people understand motivations without explanation, there's a lot of things that could have been done better. If it feels like the green in this thread was written by a totally different person than the stuff in the paste, that's the 160k words of experience talking.

I'm glad to hear it. Hopefully you'll enjoy my next project too, though I suspect it'll alienate quite a few people.

Damn. I meant to deal with that a little while ago, but it totally slipped my mind. Let's see if I can fit it in somehow without ruining the flow too badly. Worst case scenario I'll cover it in the epilogue, but I'd rather not. The focus is supposed to be elsewhere. Thanks for asking, time to see if I can salvage this.

True. It was a scouting mission at first, and Celestia was already involved. The main difference is that it would have taken about 20 seconds longer before she started calling the troops.

Again with the Fluttershy thing. People have been asking about this for a long time, and there's lots of different requests. Many of you will be disappointed. Sorry.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 06:16:42 No.28812650
>Hopefully you'll enjoy my next project too, though I suspect it'll alienate quite a few people.
Well, that depends. What exactly is the subject matter?

Anonymous 2016-11-05 07:24:05 No.28812860
>Samuel Hayden
I swear to god, I had been trying to imagine his lines in Hayden's voice for a while now. It's perfect.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 07:26:34 No.28812873
It's like robotic honey to my ears.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 09:25:15 No.28813092
I'm also really curious about what it could be

Anonymous 2016-11-05 09:29:52 No.28813101
No hooves.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 10:04:51 No.28813158
Only hooves, no ponies

Anonymous 2016-11-05 10:48:12 No.28813252
>Anon in hoovesquestria
>The land is inhabited by walking talking hooves
>They act like they're attached to an invisible pony, only they actually aren't
>Anon lays awake at night wondering why they have things like forks and doorknobs

Anonymous 2016-11-05 14:32:33 No.28813899

Anonymous 2016-11-05 15:17:26 No.28814037
>Ponies not realizing they're on fire

Anonymous 2016-11-05 16:03:03 No.28814208
>Dorfquestria when

Anonymous 2016-11-05 17:05:14 No.28814524
I need this in my life

Anonymous 2016-11-05 17:11:28 No.28814556
>Twilight Sparkle has canceled make craft: too insane

WorstWriter 2016-11-05 19:24:03 No.28815442
Would you rather see things leaning more from Anon's perspective next, or things leaning towards Astral Spark's perspective?

Anonymous 2016-11-05 19:37:15 No.28815515
Astral Spark

Anonymous 2016-11-05 19:41:37 No.28815545
I'd say it varies from time to time.
Sometimes it's better to read about Anon building his comms in horse brain, while pone does some monotonous menial task.
Other time it's the pone's perspective that catches attention with some action going on, while Anon busy himself with crunching numbers.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 20:07:34 No.28815727
A good mix of both when appropriate, like what WiK does.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 21:10:52 No.28816121
Basically what these 2 said

Anonymous 2016-11-05 22:28:39 No.28816655

Can you update the Pastebin soon? It just irks me a bit to see that it's not updated. Even though there's not much in the way of differences between the two.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 23:17:12 No.28816958
>You are Butterkist McBaker
>You've just migrated to the Pony Fortress of Bananacavern with your husband and three kids
>Unfortunately, when you arrived it was raining heavily, and the fortress was being besieged by griffons.
>You were instantly drafted into the militia, and sent to fight the griffons.
>They hacked you and your family apart, then wandered off
>Everyone else died, but you survived, albeit losing two legs and upper right back teeth.
>You were dragged through the halls of Bananacavern, past a dining hall where you saw a pine chair, past ponies cheerfully treading piles of vomit all over the place and coughing up blood, through the butchers where hundreds of kittens where being killed, past the armoury where a ragtag group of militia were waving wooden sticks around, and finally into the hospital.
>You watched the head doctor take one look at a pony with a scratched left back hoof and a lightly-bruised upper right back leg and decide the pony needed both lungs surgically removed.
>While the pony died, the lungs were removed successfully, so the doctor can't have been that bad.
>As he walks over to you, you reflect on your time here.
>You lost your children, you lost your husband, you suffered a severe injury, you lost a limb, you were caught outside in the rain, you saw death, you were disgusted and you're grumbling about the draft.
>On balance, you're fine though. You've got the chance to rest and recuperate, but most of all, you saw a tastefully arranged pine chair
>You think you'll settle in well to Bananacavern

Anonymous 2016-11-05 23:37:01 No.28817085
Perfect representation of the game.
>Dorf McPony has been ecstatic lately. Has seen death lately. Has been haunted by the dead lately. Has been attacked by her own dead child lately. Has been infuriated by long patrol lately. Has dined in a legendary dining hall lately. Has admired a masterwork limestone throne lately. Has slept with proper bed lately.

Anonymous 2016-11-05 23:45:34 No.28817155
almost sounds like space station 13.

Anonymous 2016-11-06 00:16:08 No.28817381
>Twilight Sparkle cancels write Friendship Report: went insane
>Twilight Sparkle has gone berserk!

Anonymous 2016-11-06 00:21:46 No.28817424
Truly a magical game.

Anonymous 2016-11-06 00:23:01 No.28817428
>crystal ponies are just regular ponies who gone completely crazy with the glass
>they even roll around in the glass dust to sparkle, resembling their favorite material

Anonymous 2016-11-06 00:45:05 No.28817562
>Pinkie keeps slipping ponies with bananas, space lube, and honking that bike horn everywhere
>Dash is using the taser and stun baton, justifying her sec officer position by accusing everyone being a changeling
>AJ is in botany growing apples. And NOTHING else.
>Rarity keeps robbing the shaft miners of their gold, silver, plasma, uranium, and diamonds to try making a fashion statement with the hardsuits she stole
>Fluttershy is making friends with the slimes-and the space bears that emerge from the gold ones
>Twilight has already perfected engineering, research, and robotics.........only to turn herself into an autistic MoMMI.

Anonymous 2016-11-06 00:49:40 No.28817590
>>Pinkie keeps slipping ponies with bananas, space lube, and honking that bike horn everywhere
>gets harmbatoned, shoved into a closet and spaced

Anonymous 2016-11-06 00:56:30 No.28817630
>She lands on the clown asteroid, mines out all the bananium and uses the derelict teleporter to come back to station

Anonymous 2016-11-06 01:31:57 No.28817843
>be Spike the dragon
>also a janitor
>fuck Twilight for hatching you from that egg, you didn't sign up for this shit

>being a janitor, you have to mop up everyone's shenanigans, as well as "Celestia is a condom" in front of the bridge
>and someone stole your "wet floor" signs for the hundredth time
>guess you're getting zapped by the redshirts aga-
. . .
>Luna just slipped on the spot you used your cleaner on
>and slammed face first into the wall
>is this how it ends?

>while she gets up you reflect on your life's choices
>was it Pinkie who switched the cleaner in your bottle for the regular water or the chemist was just being lazy that day?
>why didn't you asked that gorgeous white unicorn out while you had the chance?
>what was the meaning of life?
>have you left the oven on?

>there she stands, her mane sparkling in the artificial light like the night sky
>glaring at you, eyes cold like the space outside
>you close yours, letting whatever comes next to happen

>you feel being pulled by magic, not thrown around but gently pulled
>few seconds later you dare to open your eyes
>red doors, red walls and red stains on the floor greet you
>guess you can at least rest your scales in the brig
>...after Luna beats you senseless

>today was a "Watch your steps!" day

Anonymous 2016-11-06 01:39:33 No.28817892
>Derpy is in Atmosia
>"Hey what's in all these orange cylinders?"
>30 seconds later

Anonymous 2016-11-06 01:42:18 No.28817909
>meanwhile flim and flam are working in Cargonia
>stealing and selling everything not bolted down, and unbolting and stealing the rest

Anonymous 2016-11-06 01:44:37 No.28817921
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