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Anonymous 2017-01-21 04:54:07 No.29308797

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Howdy, partner!

What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.


The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:

~~~~~

>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

~~~~~

Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.

If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.

If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.

If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.

Thread 178! A whole new year of Applejack has begun!


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Anonymous 2017-01-21 04:58:33 No.29308825
Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>29275841
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started? Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing

Are you interested in the dark side of these threads?
Check out our collection of NSFW stories here:
http://pastebin.com/u/NSFT_NotSafeForTwo_

And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 04:59:01 No.29308828
First for Apple hugs!

Put a caption on this pic.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 04:59:28 No.29308831
First for a whole new year!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 05:00:40 No.29308835
>>29308828
>I don't even know this girl...

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 05:01:58 No.29308842
The first thread of year 4 of Applejack, what a ride.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 05:05:07 No.29308853
>>29308797
She looks ready to fall over!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 05:05:14 No.29308855
>>29308828
>Ah' don't know why we're getting shipped, Ah' don't get any screentime with her.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 05:07:05 No.29308862
>>29308828
Hello darkness my old friend...
I've come to talk to you again...

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 05:10:13 No.29308878
>>29308853
Fuck you, she can eat all those apples!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 05:19:11 No.29308910
>>29308855
Who would you prefer? Shiny? Pffftt, like that would work? Ahah ahah, right?

damn you why is their ooco chemistry so great

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 05:32:08 No.29308964
>Applejack
"Celestia'
~~

>Hey, Tia? Gotta question.

"I know you do. You always have those. That's all you ever have with me. You have no love, no kindness, no mercy in your heart. One day, you looked inside of it, and with one deft pull of your hoof, you ripped them all out, and in their place, you shoved in a wad of questions. Questions questions questions to fill your life, and not a single drop else to be found."

>Yeah, Ah'm awful and all that.

"Your admittance can only be further proof of mockery."

>But mah' question is, do you have a day court?

"A what?"

>A day court, where you answer questions and all that?

"Y-yes? Whyyy? Oh dear mother, don't tell me you want to start doing this in front of other ponies-"

>Can' Ah' come?

"You do! You want to display my failure and shame for all to see! Why, Applejack!? Why do you hate me so!? This is over the line! This is sadism! This is-"

>No, Ah' meant, can Ah' come and answer questions too? Ah' wanna get a feel for some smaller problems while Ah' branch out over the country. Heh, get it? Branch out. Ah' should be the next Pinkie. My Apple Humor is the best.

"Oh. OH! Oh you just want to-you mean you don't-we could-I actually could answer less questions!?"

>Guess that's one way ta' look at it.

"Oh my."

>Are you crying?

"I'm so happy."

>Er, just so you know, if they ask who's fault it is-

"I know."

>Okay, now you're definitely-

"I KNOOOOWWW!"

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 05:40:08 No.29309006
>>29308964
>Not OOCO

Feels good man.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 06:06:15 No.29309104
>>29308828
It feels like she is crying...

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 06:10:17 No.29309125
>>29308878
There's no way she can eat all those fucking apples

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 06:12:58 No.29309145
>>29309125

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 06:21:48 No.29309187
Pinkie Preview Prophecies

>Applejack reveals her power level.
>Pinkie is going to have to non-canon that, so you don't remember.
>Fluttershy wasn't asking.
>Rainbow Dash thinks this is crusty.
>Twilight is sad that she didn't need a book for this.
>Rarity checks on Spike to see if he'd like to help or chime in.
>The Crusaders reminisce about how epic their cute-ceañera was.
>Fast fanservice!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 06:49:04 No.29309321
>>29309145
Does this mean it's 2018?

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 06:54:28 No.29309343
>>29308828

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 07:27:29 No.29309470
>>29309343
You have made this image very cute. Bravo.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 07:58:50 No.29309585
>>29309343
Cough! Hack! Sunset! Cough! Weeeew what was that lol!?

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 08:16:03 No.29309629
>>29308964
The only chemistry of all his love with these guys.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 08:22:17 No.29309641
>>29309585
Awww. Don't worry. AJ will royally fuck over someone who cares for her eventually. Again. Like with Spike. Or Sunset. Or Applebloom.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 08:27:00 No.29309657
>>29309343
>bare
kek

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 10:30:35 No.29309927
>>29309641
I think... Spike again!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 12:45:02 No.29310272
>>29309927
I do too...

Also hooman two acute.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 14:12:40 No.29310470
>>29310272
Care to elaborate?

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 16:12:33 No.29310854
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[AJ]
{Rarity}
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but we're having fun and you can't stop us!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...WAKING PARTY WITH THE FIRESIDE!!!

[So what's a waking party suppose to be?]

{Knowing Pinkie it's the opposite of a slumber party.}

>It is!

{Called it~}

"Let's play spin the bottle!"

'But with a twist.'

{I want to go first.}

>Go for it!

They all gather around and Rarity spins the bottle. It lands on AJ.
"Now you have to slap Applejack."

{Oh that's the twist.}

'What did you think it was?'

{...get ready, darling!}

[Haha okay go ahead. Ah' know how to take a-]
*SLAP*
[OW!]

{I hit harder than you think and hey that actually was fun!}

[...Ah'm next.]
AJ spins the bottle and it points to herself.
[So what does that mean?]

>"Booty slaps!"
They all come up behind AJ and slap her butt.
[OW OW OW OW OW! Okay who did an extra slap?]

>That's all the time we have now, but we'll see you all next time!

>"'Byyyyye!'"

Rarity smirks.
{One for the other cheek, darling.}

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 16:15:32 No.29310868
>>29308797
>4 a day
>to quit is my goal

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 17:07:41 No.29311070
>>29310868
At least she isn't smoking.

>>29310854
Cute!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 18:13:13 No.29311350
>>29310470
Someone clearly had a stroke.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 18:22:26 No.29311391
>AJ
“AUJ”
~~~

>Foreign relations!?

“Exactly. Ah’ want you to use the Apple Family hospitality to reach out to other nations, and make everything better for everyone.”

>Ah’ suck at that though! Ah’ suck at it so hard Ah’ completely messed up with the griffons that one time! Ah’ just barely managed to do okay with the next time because Cadence was right there in the room coaching me! Ah’ suck at this!

“Oh, do you? Nevermind then.”

>…really?

“Yeah, Ah’m not going to let you anywhere near it if you’re bad at it, Ah’ don’t want to jeopardize the future of the country on you sucking. You stay faarrrr away from foreign relations then.”

>Huh. Guess that makes sense.

“In fact, you’re banned from the meetings.”

>Whoa now, ain’t that a little-

“And you can’t interact with the ambassadors.”

>HEY NOW!

“And Ah’m locking you in your room when they’re in town.”

>THAT AIN’T… Ohhhh, Ah’ get’cha, this is just a test to tell me to stop being such a sissy about this, ain’t it? This is you tellin’ me to buck up and stop actin’ like a little filly, huh? This here is you putting your hoof down and giving me some tough love, eh?

“…”

>….Right?

“No.”

>No as in you’re throwing me off the scent-

“Ah’ will break your damn legs if you mess up our global relations and display you to our allies to show how Ah’ feel about ponies like you.”

>…

“…”

>…Is that a l-

“No.”

>…M’kay then.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 18:39:36 No.29311483
>>29311391
No fucks given!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 18:55:54 No.29311564
>SA
"18"
'Worker'
~~~~

'...You know, how is it I pulled up the short straw to get paper maker in life? You'd figure I'd have a CEO cutie mark or something. This whole system is freakishly rigged-'

His thoughts and his body were suddenly rattled when the door to his factory slammed open.

>YOU!

'GAH!... M-majesty!? What are yo-WAH!'

Before he could talk, he was grabbed and thrown up against the wall.

>WHERE ARE THE PAPERS GOING!?

'W-what!? Why are you talking like that!?'

From behind him, a chitinous hoof shot forwards, and booped him in the nose.

"WHERE ARE THE PAPERS GOING!?"

'OW! That kind of hurt a little bit!.. Also, I think you need a cough drop.'

>I WILL DROP YOU!

The grip lessened, and he did start to slip down towards the ground a half inch beneath him.

'Is this... bad!? I am so confused!'

"WHERE ARE THE PAPERS GOING!"

She booped him again, harder this time.

'My snootles!'

>WHERE!?

'I don't knoooww! I don't know! I don't make them! I just sell them!... I mean the other way! I do the other thing! I'm a paper maker! I'm a paper maaakkkeerrr! You want saallleees! Bawww!'

>We've got our lead. What should I do with him?

"Put him back, we'll need him later... for paper stuff."

He was shoved back into his seat, and both prince and changeling gave him a look, pointed to their eyes than him, and then backpeddled out the door.

'...who the fuck will believe that just happened?'

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 19:06:59 No.29311629
>>29311564
Holy shit these two are beautifully well connected.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 19:31:08 No.29311764
>Twilight
"Professor"
~~~

>Alright! Brand new world, brand new day! Actually going to fix stuff here! Time to get down and boogie like you've never boogied before! We can fix anything and all that jazz number! Literal jazz number, I have that! Let's do this!

"...Okay? Princess, while we're happy you're here, why are you telling me that?"

>I'm just psyching myself up.

"Aren't you already psychic?"

>Ha ha! I love it, never too old for a joke

".."

>That's not to say you're old or anything... I mean, you clearly are old, but not old-old, it's more, uh... wisdom weight? Yeah, wisdom weight, that seems like a good way to put it.

"..."

>Not good? I tried with this one.

"..."

>I'll bring Pinkie next time, she knows.

"Alright..."

>Right! Exactly! Now, what are we doing first?

"I guess we could start on the current experiments in the applied magical studies wing?"

>...You can't see it, but I just got a magic-boner.

"Everyone can clearly see that."

>Oh, good then... they know now. To the science!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 19:39:14 No.29311801
>>29311764
Twiggles a cute!

A Cute!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 19:42:44 No.29311821
>>29311564
>'...who the fuck will believe that just happened?'

>Shiny and 18 can do whatever they want so long as it's so crazy it's unbelievable.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 19:51:58 No.29311869
>>29311821
Would you believe Celesita would break in and shit in your cereal?

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 20:05:47 No.29311921
>>29311391
It's technically still tough love...

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 20:22:37 No.29311995
>>29310854
>Rarijack will only live in LNPP

WHY

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 20:34:02 No.29312042
>42
"Two"
'Cadence'
~~

>I have several questions.

"Is this a pop quiz? Ya' know you gotta warn me about that, poppin stuff scares not-mom."

'FORTY TWO HELP!'

>Look, I'll cut it down to one, why is she in the bubble?

"Mommy's in time out cause she swore."

'I am not!'

>You didn't swear? Doesn't seem like Two to make that up.

'N-well yes, but that's not the reason!'

"It is so! It's why I pushed her bubble in the corner!"

>But did you put her in the bubble?

"Nah, mah' bubblewand don't go that big, and they just pop when they hit her, they don't suck 'em in and float around at all. That yellow fella is a liar!"

>Maybe if she was underwater.

"Pfft, they set stuff on fire in there all the time, even Ah' know ya' can't make fire underwater, Forty Two! Ya' just can't!"

>Actually, underwater vents-

'LET ME OUT ALREADY!'

>Right! Right, sorry, Cadence. I'll get you out.

"But she's in time out!"

>But how long have you been there? A long time?

"...Mah' hot coco has gone cool..."

>Which means way too long. You can't watch forever, even a warden gets a break.

"GASP! Yer' right!"

>Go along and play then, you were an excellent watcher, I'll make sure she stays until she's not punished anymore.

"YAY! Thanks, Ferty Two! Mommy, you be good now, no more swearing!"

'No promises.'

"Ohhhh, I'm AJ Two! Jumpin' with my bouncey shoes..."

>...Where did she learn that song, anyway-

'FORTY TWO!'

>Right! Right. No worries, I'll have you out with ONE PAAAUNNNCCHH-

TINK!

>...

'...'

>...We might have a problem.

'GRRRAAGGHHHH!'

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:00:45 No.29312172
>>29312042
And Two retains undisputed title of 'most adorable thing ever'.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:05:19 No.29312190
>>29312042
Spongebob in someway or form is canon, interesting.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:12:20 No.29312224
>>29312190
Let's face it, we knew it.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:22:55 No.29312284
>>29311995
LNPP characters are pure slut. Rarity in there is a thirsty bitch!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:24:55 No.29312293
>>29310470
Gladly
>>29311350
Someone's bout too~

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:28:18 No.29312320
>>29312293
Nooooooo


HhnnNNNNNNHGGHH

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:29:50 No.29312329
>>29312293
MY
HEART

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:31:25 No.29312340
>>29312293
Oh got damn it....

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:31:43 No.29312343
>>29312293
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:31:47 No.29312344
>>29312293
Wow, SA adopting her in E.G world would raise some interesting questions...

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:32:43 No.29312351
>>29312293
Yeeepppp, this is how I die. Completely fine way to go, I suppose.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:34:10 No.29312358
>>29312293
Ahhhhh, now that makes sense-HHHHHHHHHBNNNNNNN

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:41:06 No.29312403
>>29312344
Its a wig, remember? I have her with short hair underneath, still not sure what color we should do, kinda want to do light pink cause pink and green have a nice combo, but I kinda wanna do blue for various obvious reasons. I'm also partial to red, real red. Not ginger.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:41:08 No.29312404
>>29312293
>Now Ah' know what'cher thinkin', mister dragon. Boy, those Marchmalleys she's holdin' sure do look tasty, and ya' know what? Sharin' is important, r-right? Sharin with big old dragons is very, very important. So Ah' know how Ah' look, and that you dragons got a bit of a thing goin' with princesses, and Ah' am one, so instead of fightin' or stealin', let's just-NOOOOOOO!

~~~~~

"HOLY MARCHMALLEY, TWO! You broke that dragon's spine!"

>Ah' ain't got no regrets!

"I'm just happy you didn't get eaten!"

>Yeah, Ah'... wait, me!?

"Well, yeah."

>Soooo, he wasn't tryin' to eat all the marchmalleys like a jerk?

"...no."

>Oh wow, Ah' way overreacted then.

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Anonymous 2017-01-21 21:41:14 No.29312405
>>29312293
Kinda looks like what you get if Applejack and Star Butterfly had a kid... cute, heart on her sleeve, full of innocent mischief.







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