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Anonymous 2014-09-18 19:38:02 No.19787251

[Missing image file: ]

http://pastebin.com/j6hxGWW4


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Anonymous 2014-09-18 19:42:47 No.19787367
Hungarian fellow with heterochromia reporting in (to the guy from last thread).

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 19:43:14 No.19787375
>>19787251
The hell is going on? All five threads I had open are archived. Bad luck, or is scruffy scruffening again?

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Mitch 2014-09-18 19:46:33 No.19787470
>>19787375
No one bumped it I guess

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 19:50:03 No.19787565
>>19787375
/pol/ visited us

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 19:53:23 No.19787632
>>19787375
>>19787565
Either way, it's hellish bad luck.

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 20:33:40 No.19788482
is flightanon out there?

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FlightAnon 2014-09-18 21:03:18 No.19788988
>>19788482
Oh hai

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 21:04:26 No.19789016
>>19788988
Ill be on the IRC in about an hour. cleaning the house and stuff

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FlightAnon 2014-09-18 21:27:46 No.19789335
>>19789016
Boo. I'm working until late, just stop by and leave me a pm and if your still around we can chat or play Vidya or whatever.

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:02:05 No.19790547
>>19787375
Why is the mail pony blushing? What's he doing with that left hoof~

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:03:39 No.19790573
>>19790547
That's actually a good question. He almost looks like he just woke up, but he's in his uniform. A nap at work, maybe?
There's also the love letter speech bubble, which reminds me of that one Mac x Mailpone story someone wrote a while ago. I'll try to find it.

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:05:44 No.19790607
>>19790573
If you can, I'd love to read it

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:09:13 No.19790650
>>19790607
It was based Daydreamglare.
Part 1 (sfw): http://pastebin.com/zWmpB80g
Part 2 (nsfw): http://pastebin.com/X8hbsUdS

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:10:44 No.19790672
I come bearing gifts from an unnamed writefreind.

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:11:50 No.19790691
>>19790672
I made that cap while I was lurking the thread. Good shit. I'm glad others saved it!

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:13:36 No.19790712
>>19790691
Good job on the cap. Kept just enough of the side conversation to keep the feel, cut out the bait taking that one guy started.
10/10 would right click + save as again

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:18:22 No.19790792
>>19790712
You're gonna make me blush, anon
The side-talking was necessary to his reactions, and the b8ers were annoying. I'll make it better visually next time I do one.

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:22:27 No.19790863
>>19787251
I haven't had the chance to proof-read it for quality, but EQAD seems to think it's a good story. Trenderhoof x Big Mac

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/211482/trending-the-line

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:26:26 No.19790929
>>19787470
>No one bumped it I guess
Yes.

>>19787565
>/pol/ visited us
No.

Previous Thread: Colt Cuddler General #124
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S19776524
https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/19776524/

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:31:42 No.19791007
>>19790929
oh, thats a shame...

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:31:47 No.19791009
>>19790863
>continues to browse EQAD
"Oh look, another story! It's M/F, but there's batpone, bloodplay and anal. Maybe this will be nice!
>she eats him after they fuck
Homosexuality never seemed so wonderful.

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:37:01 No.19791064
>>19791009
And that's why you should be gay. Because women will kill and eat you after sex. Trust me. I know these things.

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:40:19 No.19791107
>>19791064
One would be suspicious of such a thing, but my god, you're absolutely right. Let the colt cuddling continue in earnest.

The truly scary thing is, they wanted to have kids. When he came inside her for the purposes of having foals, I literally felt my dick getting smaller. Guess that answers any question whether I'm bicurious or not.

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:42:33 No.19791135
>>19791107
Oh, you poor soul! You can forget all about those scary thoughts here with your fellow horsecock-stroking buddies~

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:44:18 No.19791165
>>19791135
*throws himself into your arms*

Thank god for colt-cuddlers and their dick-stroking~

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Not so anonymous anon 2014-09-18 23:46:37 No.19791207
This has intreaged my interests huzza

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:47:25 No.19791221
>>19791107
And on the subject of cuddling aforementioned colts, have some Soarin for the trauma you've endured so that other horsecock lovers would not have to suffer

https://e621.net/pool/show/4366
https://e621.net/post/show/454626/2014-all_fours-anal-anal_insertion-anal_masturbati
https://e621.net/post/show/296796/anal-anal_penetration-cutie_mark-duo-equine-erecti
https://e621.net/post/show/509062/2014-animal_genitalia-braeburn_-mlp-cutie_mark-duo

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Not so anonymous anon 2014-09-18 23:52:53 No.19791308
>>19791221
well i got to say this the first one is okey
second one is meh to me
3rd and 4th were the most intreasting to me

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Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:56:34 No.19791354
>>19791308
Eh. They can't all be gems.

https://e621.net/post/show/511360/2014-anal-anal_penetration-animal_genitalia-balls-
https://e621.net/post/show/413199/2013-absurd_res-animal_genitalia-anus-balls-barefo

Any better?

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Not so anonymous anon 2014-09-19 00:00:20 No.19791408
>>19791354
Loved it and loved it
to bad i aint got a USB to keep by clop in or i would of gotten them :/ however i will book mark them

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:05:11 No.19791474
>>19791221
You have pretty damn good taste in porn, anon.

>>19791408
Why a USB? Are you sharing a computer? If you are, there are ways to hide your clop. We could elucidate you.

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Not so anonymous anon 2014-09-19 00:08:12 No.19791519
>>19791474
not its the fact that my bloody laptop is evil and the last thing you were one automatically opens from there and i had a clop folder once but i had to delete it because of that reason (plus my friend saw it and i did not want him to thin I was a clopper( luckily it was not a big one and was only 4 imgs) so that's why

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:11:40 No.19791566
>>19791519
If your bloody laptop is evil, there should be something in either Control Panel or Configuration to disable that "last folder" feature.
Alternatively, get a spare flash drive, shove it in the back of a drawer, and pop it in as needed.

Or call an exorcist.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:12:38 No.19791577
>>19791519
That's odd...Too bad. I can't say what the problem would be unless I saw your laptop. In the meantime, enjoy what we post here then.

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Not so anonymous anon 2014-09-19 00:16:28 No.19791629
>>19791577
>>19791566
yea thanks to you both i got an idea i can make the file hidden and ill make a short cut that sounds no how suspicious at all just hope the history muck thing does not happen

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:18:10 No.19791647
>>19791629
Good idea. The clop is worth saving, friend.

As always, here's a good starting point: https://e621.net/post/index/1/my_little_pony%20-female%20-breasts%20-pussy

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Not so anonymous anon 2014-09-19 00:24:17 No.19791738
>>19791647
Ill do it tommorow
I will sleep now
bye

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:25:51 No.19791766
>>19791738
G'd night Anon who isn't particularly anonymous. Hope you bloody computer stops being evil.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:27:58 No.19791800
>>19791766
That's the 4th time today I've got double 6s. I'm a little proud of myself.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:30:40 No.19791846
>>19791800
And yet another dubs

The devil is almost strong with you, anon. Good thing he's on our side.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:33:45 No.19791896
>>19791846
And as almost-Satan, I proclaim a dark revel of cuddling and lewdness with occasional feels, followed by more cuddling and comfort sex.
So basically just what we do every thread.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:35:38 No.19791919
>>19791896
does that include shitposting, stories, or drawings?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:36:48 No.19791943
>>19791919
I thought they were a given.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:36:49 No.19791944
>>19791919
I think we all know the answer to that

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:41:10 No.19792009
>>19791896
Good, good...Let the almost-evil and lewdness flow through you...

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:43:46 No.19792058
>>19792009
I can feel it! Its slightly evil. Not kill a baby evil, more like cut someone off in traffic evil. Or talk loudly on public transportation. More of a nuisance really. But it's definitely lewd. Very lewd.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:46:48 No.19792109
>>19792058
You're learning, my pupil. Now, spread your mildly-evil and definitely lewd influence. Soon, the whole world will be ours!

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Mitch 2014-09-19 00:48:23 No.19792140
Mac, what are you doing?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:48:55 No.19792146
>>19792109
So with the simi-inclusive peripheral support of the Dark Lord we have two choices...
Enact dark vengeance against the petty mortals of this world, draining the souls of their loved ones to fuel the siege engines of semi-evil and bring on an age of eternal somewhat-darkness...
...or talk about having gay sex with magic horses.
I vote for the magic horse sex.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:49:19 No.19792156
>>19792140
Obviously Caramel had a bad dream and Mac is trying to comfort him

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:50:18 No.19792176
>>19792140
Poking his pony butt. Wouldn't you?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:50:42 No.19792180
>>19792146
I vote for plunging this rotten, pathetic world into everlasting darkness

Magic horse sex works best for all of us, really.

https://e621.net/post/show/419885/after_sex-animal_genitalia-applejack_-mlp-balls-br

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Mitch 2014-09-19 00:54:19 No.19792243
>>19792176
Caramel does have a nice ass

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:55:20 No.19792263
>>19792180
Whoa whoa whoa. EVERLASTING darkness? Wouldn't that make it a bit hard to get around? And it would completely screw up my sleep cycle. Not to mention what it would do to my fern. Somewhat darkness on the other hand is a bit more reasonable.

In the end, magic horse sex is the optimal solution.

https://e621.net/post/show/507011/animal_genitalia-balls-blitzpony-clothing-crossgen

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 00:58:26 No.19792304
>>19792263
It seems you don't quite have the vision of your teacher. No matter. This world will fall into darkness regardless. Eventually...

https://e621.net/post/show/412699/2013-animal_genitalia-armor-blue_eyes-brushblush-c

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:01:06 No.19792343
>>19792304
Of course it will fall into darkness eventually. Its rotating around the sun as we speak. Where I am it fell to darkness about 3 hours ago. And around 7:04 it will un-fall.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:05:07 No.19792411
>>19792343
Cheeky bastard

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:07:33 No.19792441
>>19792411
I aim to please.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:12:00 No.19792496
>>19792441
You should follow me to the gay bathhouse sometime

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:18:11 No.19792593
>>19792496
Keep in mind, in the span of less than an hour, we've gone from one Anon's bad porn experience, to the dangers of hetro sex, to possessed clop folders, to repeating 66s, to planning dark vengeance, to considering the effects that dark vengeance would have on my fern, to the rotation of the earth, to posting horses while conversing in a flirtatious manner. And I enjoy it immensely.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:21:44 No.19792648
>>19792593
You should also keep in mind I'm behind half of those posts, and it amuses me greatly that people enjoy such off-topic posts

Such a wonderful general we have, here.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:25:11 No.19792700
>>19792648
It truly is the best general. Shame its as slow as it is.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:25:18 No.19792703
>>19792648
I bet Nik is upset over this

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:29:12 No.19792758
>>19792703
Alas, yon good Rev. Nikolas Nikspurgen Raepast D.D may indeed find yon jest to be of overmuch ill humor and forth with may- why the hell am I talking like this?

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sidekick 2014-09-19 01:29:28 No.19792762
Alright, so I have been drawing, (some of my best work according to some~) but unfortunately I can't show it to you yet, as it's part of a pack that's coming out in October.

But as I just got a whole bunch of work done, and this is the first break I've had in a while, I was thinking of doing something for the thread.

So, what do you guys want to see sketched?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:30:07 No.19792777
>>19792700
A great shame indeed. Keeping this thread alive is practically a full-time job.

>>19792703
Why?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:31:16 No.19792803
>>19792762
I'm so happy you finally have a break, love!

Anything Shining Armor. That stallion is top-tier.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:31:19 No.19792804
>>19792777
Thanks Jesus

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GoverningNick 2014-09-19 01:31:50 No.19792815
>>19792762
Maybe try a griffon? Don't think I've seen one from you. NFSW of course.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:32:51 No.19792827
>>19792815

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:36:11 No.19792885
>>19792762
Shining Armor looking over a nervous Flash Sentry with a seductive grin

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:45:19 No.19793022
>>19792869
And just when we were about to have good time, a shitposter appears

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:46:53 No.19793055
>>19793022
Deleted right on cue. MODS = GODS

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:53:14 No.19793144
>>19793055
Okay, now I'm sorta curious on whether a janitor is in /ccg/ and /ksg/ or something

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 01:55:55 No.19793179
>>19793144
The janitor is always there. Watching. Waiting. Whispering. Wondering. Deleting posts.

And he does it for free.

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Mitch 2014-09-19 01:56:10 No.19793180
>>19793144
Well it is the gay horse thread, so of course

Anyways, back on topic with colts

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 02:21:28 No.19793561
Sexually aggressive Elusive?

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sidekick 2014-09-19 02:22:00 No.19793574
>>19792885
>>19792803
Done!

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GoverningNick 2014-09-19 02:27:58 No.19793663
>Post canon Husbandos

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 02:31:44 No.19793715
>>19793574
It's perfect, Sidekick!

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 02:32:28 No.19793724
>>19793574
And this us why we love you Sidekick.

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sidekick 2014-09-19 02:34:35 No.19793765
>>19793715
>>19793724
Aw, thanks, guys~

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 02:39:39 No.19793850
Apparently I came on too strongly which is what drove him away. I'll admit, I brought it upon myself, wanting what was essentially a storybook romance. As if I of all people would get a happily ever after.
I'm clingy as fuck and way too trusting/affectionate...

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FlightAnon 2014-09-19 02:41:43 No.19793883
>>19793850
Remember, just because you're vision of happily ever after may not match his. That's what ultimately caused too much friction.
Communication.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 02:46:04 No.19793940
>>19793883
I just want to be happily married and live in the countryside with someone I love...

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sidekick 2014-09-19 02:55:48 No.19794075
>>19793940
>>19793850
If this is a recurring thing, I'd suggest working on social skills. Public speaking, meeting new people, joining new groups; these are all things that get your body acquainted with people, and how to act around them. Just by garnering a variety of friends and peers, one comes to terms with what people find appropriate, funny, clingy, weird, scary, etc. And you can shape your icebreakers, conversation starters, and general social demeanor around them.

You'll slowly be seen as a more likable person as your filter becomes more refined; as you know when the time is right to tell that holocaust joke or what salad fork to use or how early is "too early" to show up to a party.

Eventually you'll find yourself with not only more friends, but a new set of social tools to try again with romance, and you'll be better prepared for whatever life throws at you.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 03:01:53 No.19794151
Post more butts.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 03:02:27 No.19794158
>>19794075
>public speaking

I can speak from experience, Doing public speaking stuff (for example, speech and/or debate in high school or college) has opened up a lot of paths for me in life. Ive met some really awesome people and have developed my social and analytical skills significantly.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 03:03:32 No.19794183
>>19794151
The Janitors givith and the Janitors takith away Anon. Remember that.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 03:14:50 No.19794350
>>19794151
how do you guys feel about gay batpones?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 03:31:53 No.19794572
>>19794350
I personally love them. Others here aren't so welcoming though.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 03:32:02 No.19794576
>>19794183
And we praise the Janitors for ending that /pol/ raid, paying tribute in the form of safe-for-work butts.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 03:45:56 No.19794752
I'm too autistic to even want to deal with a relationship, even if the perfect guy presented himself.

Can relate? Is it my fate to just be content with being single forever while fantasizing about gay?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 03:48:10 No.19794785
>>19794752
>my fate to be content with being alone forever while fantasizing of better
It's basically what I've come to, but for different reasons. You're not alone, but you really should try and get out there and at least date a little. Things can always turn out differently than you expected, anon.

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Mitch 2014-09-19 04:13:28 No.19795206
Oh god, Soarin' has gone absolutely insane and is holding Braeburn hostage in socks, about to have super fun lewd time with him, what are we to do?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 04:16:26 No.19795254
>>19795206
Join Brae and have fun socks time

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 04:19:10 No.19795289
>>19795206
>rape

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 04:20:19 No.19795304
>>19794785
I said of gay, not of better. I'm not convinced at all it would be better. There's just so much crap to deal with in relationships. I did date once, by the way, for a few months.

I think a significant issue is that the idea of anal disgusts me. Both giving and receiving. I want nothing to do with it. Every other form of intimacy and play would be glorious, but anything involving where poop comes from is a huge turn-off.

This makes me incompatible with some huge majority. I feel really out of place in the gay community, and uncomfortable about it.

That main issue aside, where would I start with someone? There's this guy I suspect is likely gay, but how do I even approach him about the subject? Let alone accounting for my restrictive sexual preferences before we even begin dating, so that we don't waste time if we're incompatible in that regard.

Maybe you're right. Maybe I do fantasize about better. But the gap from here to there just seems unfeasible, with both these social barriers and moreover my autistic but insurmountable no-anal mandate.

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FlightAnon 2014-09-19 04:39:25 No.19795614
>>19795304
roughly 2/5 of gay men engage in anal sex, you're not that alone in that regard bro.
If you want to approach this guy, just ask if he wants to go on typical date stuff. He's either one of two people to you: A stranger or semi-stranger or a friend/acquaintance. If he's a stranger and turns you down because he's straight then no skin of either of your backs. If he's a friend he would understand and, unless he's a gigantic doucher, still be your friend.
Admitting defeat before the cards are even drawn is the most ridiculous thing you can do. You're not omniscience, there's no way you can predict what he'll be like in a personal relationship. And if he doesn't like the fact you don't enjoy anal, he'll either deal with it because of his feelings for you or you'll both end the relationship. Either route would be the better for both of you.

tl;dr Do it Faggot.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 04:43:28 No.19795680
>>19795304
Believe it or not, I completely get where you're coming from.

Concerning anal, I know a surprising number of people that hate the idea as well. Mutual masturbation or oral is what they keep themselves to, and they're perfectly happy with it. There's no real need to worry there. Plus, the "gay community" is mostly cancer, and not worth being "in place" with anyway

The other problems are what turn people to places like Okcupid or grindr. A profile can cover a whole lot of stuff like that before you even meet anyone.

Regardless, I still get what you mean. Relationships are a whole lot of work for questionable payoff. If you've already tried it and don't like it, more power to you. Just keep an open mind, and you might surprise yourself.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 04:48:53 No.19795776
>>19795614
>>19795680
thank you

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 04:54:49 No.19795883
>>19795776
It's what we're here for, anon.

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FlightAnon 2014-09-19 05:00:10 No.19795954
>>19795776
I try my best, but it's up to you to figure out what's best.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 05:19:16 No.19796219
King Sombra isn't just a one-off villain.
He is us.
He is all of us.
In our love of him, we see our own vanity reflected.
Oh, Narcissus, a tragedy of youth!

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 05:28:51 No.19796342
>>19796219
What's vanity?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 05:35:38 No.19796454
>>19796342
When you look in the mirror and feel funny in your no-no place, my little pony.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 06:40:25 No.19797460
>>19791846
>The devil
>>19791896
>Satan

Here. Have a handsome devil.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 06:54:08 No.19797641
>>19797460
10/10

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 07:04:17 No.19797760
>>19792703
>upset over this

"People are having fun. Who am I to stop them?"

>>19792758
>Rev. Nikolas Nikspurgen Raepast D.D

It's his holiness, the Most Rev Nikolas Raepast D.D. I am implying to be a catholic bishop in one of her Majesty's Commonwealth nations. I'm not though. I was only formally ordained as a Eucharist minister. I just use the alias when I want to make sinister posts with a non-secularised authoritarian bent to them.

>>19793179
That Poe and/or Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem reference.

>>19794183
Mai old Middle-English! Yes!

>>19796342
Hello Exist.

>>19787367
I use the story of your childhood as an amusing anecdote on the topic of prejudice. Funnily enough. Most people do not consciously take note of a person's eye colour. A man can turn up for a whole day with a set of coloured contact lenses and people would not notice unless pointed out to them.

>>19792146
>darkness
>>19792180
>darkness
>>19792263
>darkness?
>>19792304
>darkness

I'll just post an image that is a reasonable indicator of my preferred architectural and landscaping preferential aesthetics.

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Not so anonymous anon 2014-09-19 08:47:43 No.19798775
I am awake now i need to find out how i find that folder

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 09:53:46 No.19799158
Even with sci-fi nonsense, it would take a minimum of 46 days, 4 hrs, 26 minutes & 29.63617748538912794 seconds to 'grow' a pony with minimal fault.

1123200*ln(5)/(ln(2))+1382400
= 86400*(13*ln(5)+16*ln(2))/(ln(2)) seconds


You'd have to wait about one and a half months for your horsebando to get made and then an additional few days for delivery.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 12:40:49 No.19799747
>>19797760
Nik, it's not even fun anymore. XD

I could just say "tickle" and you'd just know who it was.

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Dusty Gust 2014-09-19 13:22:33 No.19799904

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 16:48:36 No.19801113
>>19799904
...and what if I am?

Better yet, what if that cartoon pony I'm attracted to is Sure not you

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 17:01:28 No.19801208
>>19799904
P.S. You're getting better.
>>19793574
Awesome!

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 17:01:51 No.19801215
>>19799904
Pic related

>>19801113
Shining Armor is so handsome though! Strong, brave, warm and cuddly, with a gigantic packag--
Oh god. It's too late for me, isn't it.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 17:12:06 No.19801270
>>19801215
It was too late when you started browsing this thread

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 17:14:59 No.19801299
>>19801270
Oh god, I need help

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 17:17:53 No.19801324

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 17:20:19 No.19801337
>>19801324
Holy shit, I love that pose.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 17:54:01 No.19801559
>>19801299
It's too late. It always has been, and always will be, too late.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 17:57:10 No.19801591
>>19801559

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:18:55 No.19801786
>>19787251
Anyone up for some poorly censored porn?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:26:29 No.19801866
>>19801786
Supplies limited.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:38:14 No.19801948
>>19801866

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:42:38 No.19801974
>>19801948
Faggot.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:43:45 No.19801979
>>19801974

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:44:39 No.19801985
>>19801974
>>19801979
Let's not get the thread deleted, shall we? Censored porn annoys the mods, but they won't kill the thread for it.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:44:51 No.19801987
>>19801979

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:46:02 No.19801992
>>19801985
Drawing attention to it doesn't help.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:47:12 No.19802001
>>19801992
So much for this thread. It was fun colt cuddlers!

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:47:15 No.19802003
>>19801985
This. Post links to porn, don't post it directly.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:48:33 No.19802015
>>19802004

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:49:43 No.19802020
>>19802015

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:50:49 No.19802028
>>19802020

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:51:59 No.19802041
>>19802028

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:53:04 No.19802052
>>19802041

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:53:20 No.19802054
>>19802041
At least you have good taste in porn.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:54:09 No.19802064
>>19802052

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:55:14 No.19802074
>>19802064

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:58:01 No.19802094
This is some good porn, but id rather not have the thread deleted.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 18:59:21 No.19802110
>>19802074
rip in piece anon ;~;

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Not so anonymous anon 2014-09-19 18:59:27 No.19802111
>>19802094
agreed but well we can make another

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 19:00:35 No.19802116
The porn has stopped

10 imaginary bucks says perma ban

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 19:01:24 No.19802132
>>19802116
Porn is only a 3 day ban.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 19:01:47 No.19802134
>>19802116
The mods may be autistic, but they're not that autistic.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 19:37:56 No.19802441
>>19802132
True, but that was a big ass porn dump. And something tells me Scruffy is in a shit mood after that shit raid.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 19:41:19 No.19802480
>>19802441
What happened in the raid, anyway. It was /pol/, right?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 19:55:28 No.19802618
>>19802441
I did one last week, got a 3 day. Also there wasn't a raid, it was like 4 edgy faggots. /pol/ isn't that autistic.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 20:06:52 No.19802737
>>19802074
That is one big-ass tongue

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Mitch 2014-09-19 20:10:34 No.19802771
>you will never kiss your husbando

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 20:17:06 No.19802847
>>19802771
Thats fine
It's not like he'd want to kiss me

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 20:25:05 No.19802941
Hey there.

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Mitch 2014-09-19 20:41:42 No.19803096
>>19802941
Keep it in the sissy thread
>>19786707

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 20:57:53 No.19803283
>>19801987
>that griffon
I was I could see more of him

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:00:22 No.19803324
>>19803283
Umber looks cute here

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:08:17 No.19803412
>>19803324
who's Umber?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:10:51 No.19803445
>>19803412
Bottom dude. By the way, Braeburned's character.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:19:52 No.19803575
I have an important inquiry.

Does Genderbent Chrysalis have a widely agreed-upon fan-name?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:22:29 No.19803617
>>19803575
Hmmm... King Chrysalis?
Actually, I think he have not.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:23:28 No.19803633
>>19803575
There was one once, but I forget what it was.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:24:20 No.19803648
>>19803633
Is it King Nymphamos?
Just random google result.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:25:19 No.19803661
>>19803617
>>19803633

I wanted to check for something I'm writing, but wherein he doesn't actually make an appearance and is only mentioned. I'll probably just conveniently avoid dropping a full name, then.

Stay tuned.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:28:46 No.19803721
>>19803661
>something I'm writing
Sounds interesting. How is it going?

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:32:04 No.19803768
>>19803721
Well, if I don't finish and post it in the next couple of hours, I won't be finishing and posting it for quite a while. I'm packing up my PC for a move in the morning, and this is my last opportunity to finish and post it. I had planned to write and post this on the seventeenth, which was my birthday, but I barely even made a start because of packing.

Anyway, I'm procrastinating. I'll be back in a little while, hopefully.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:32:20 No.19803777
>>19803648
Nah, that doesn't sound quite right. It had something to do with insects, and was basically a synonym of "Chrysalis".

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:33:26 No.19803787
>>19803777
'Nymph' is very much to do with insects, but whatever, I have no idea what the character's fanon name actually is (if it has one).

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:36:13 No.19803818
>>19803768
Good luck! Also happy belated birthday.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:40:02 No.19803863
It's too late, I'm gonna get some sleep. Good night.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:41:01 No.19803874
>>19803863
Not that it will make any difference to whether or not I actually finish and upload this, but this isn't me.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:45:01 No.19803922
>>19803777
Metamorphosis? Pretty sure there were a few fics with that name.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:48:53 No.19803962
>>19803648
If this is a matter for debate, he could have a much worse name than 'King Nymphamos'. When you pronounce it, it sounds kind of like saying 'King Infamous', with a cold.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 21:53:41 No.19804004
>>19803922
That might have been it, King Metamorphosis. Not entirely sure though.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 23:36:55 No.19805229
>>19799158

When it comes to the information storage of the complete working pony template.

A theoretical maximum of about 3092290248673724005854595019863060088097799683 bits (about 3.1*10^45) would be needed.

About 3.19735317761210662216681908064459660809258155*10^20 yobibytes of info.

Assume reasonable compression reduces it down to about 2.7*10^17 bits (about 30 pebibytes or 34 petabytes)

1.801439850948198400*10^18 bits is the usual target.

Perhaps several tens of thousands of hard drives.

Sci-fi usually gets it down to several terabytes.

[The theoretical uncompressed maximum for just the brain is about 2589793083264243854903223329135312823781908 bits.
Sci-fi usually gets it down to several terabytes. So a VR Equestria MMO with Pone is much more feasible.]

It's never going to happen.

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 23:39:51 No.19805265
>>19805229
Come chat with us, Nik!

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 23:45:30 No.19805321
Here's a hot fanfic I just found http://www.fimfiction.net/story/207753/1/boy-it-feels-good-to-be-a-gangsta/gangsta-hoovesxsome-pigs

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 23:48:08 No.19805347

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 23:50:20 No.19805376
>>19803575
>>19803617
>>19803661
>>19803721
>>19803768
>>19803777
>>19803787


It's King Metamorphasis.
http://askkingmetamorphosis.tumblr.com/


This Day Aria (Colt Version) - Victor Frost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrq4bzYfjA&feature=youtu.be

This Day Aria (Victor Frosts Colt Version, Pitch-Corrected)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToW7nltq7Bk

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Anonymous 2014-09-19 23:53:48 No.19805417
>>19805376
Thank you based anon

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 00:14:11 No.19805670
>>19805347
>I only just realised all those missing words and unforgivable spelling errors.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 00:35:35 No.19805943
>>19805670
You can always go through and fix them, or better yet, redo and finish the fic if you'd like. I'd love to see it continued

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 00:39:54 No.19806006
Hey, CCG! I've got a somewhat free weekend, so I figured I'd continue one of my CYOAs. You know, just in case anyone actually reads these.

What'll it be? The closeted Dusk Shine CYOA, or my newer Shining Armor one?

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CYOA Anon 2014-09-20 00:40:55 No.19806021
>>19806006
Shit, forgot to put my tripcode on.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 00:43:02 No.19806043
>>19806006
Shining Armor one please~

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 00:43:07 No.19806045
>>19806006
>>19806021

Wasn't eh closeted Dusk Shine one with the Gryphon? Because if so, do that one!

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 00:51:07 No.19806144
>>19806006
>>19806021
Shining Armor, if you please.
Dealing with a homophobic world doesn't sound great right now, even if your story was good

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Mac Stableman 2014-09-20 00:52:17 No.19806165
There we go. Finished (or at least, finished enough to see the light of day).

>https://www.mediafire.com/?c1kkwyzypbnropp

Sorry for the delay- now, and forever.

Sure hope I exported it correctly.

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MS 2014-09-20 00:54:50 No.19806199
>>19803818
Thanks, by the way. I received an angry-faced coffee mug with a balaclava. It was a good birthday.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 00:56:52 No.19806225
>>19806165
It looks good so far! Thanks based Mac Stableman

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 00:56:56 No.19806227
>>19806165
IS THIS HAPPENING?

I THINK IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!

GOOD TO SEE YOU STABLEMAN, YOU GLORIOUS WINGED FUCKING FAGGOT!

DOWNLOADAN'

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 00:58:05 No.19806244
>>19803768
>>19806165
>>19806199

I missed you so much. Clearly not enough to send an e-mail and possibly give you the warmth and comfort you might have been denied in whatever the circumstances of your unfortunate absence. But I missed you all the same.

I was afraid of aggravating your condition or giving you undue guilt and unhappiness.


>>19806165
Let's all have a look at this!

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:00:41 No.19806270
I like to think Mac Stable man was with us where it mattered. In here. *points to his heart.*

Also, probably lurking. Maybe. Always there. Like the angel he is.

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CYOA Anon 2014-09-20 01:05:39 No.19806332
>>19806165
Mac Stableman! It's great to see you posting again!

>>19806043
>>19806144
Previously on the Shining Armor CYOA, Shining was dealing with the fallout of the changeling attack on Canterlot. He's put together a small team to find the hive and negotiate peace between the two factions.

There's a changeling prisoner, Prince Blueblood, Dr Hooves, Spike, Big Macintosh, and Gilda.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:09:51 No.19806391
>>19806165
What kind of program/gamemaker did you use for that? I've seen it around before somewhere...

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CYOA Anon 2014-09-20 01:13:42 No.19806431
>>19806332
Princess Luna stepped up to the podium once more.

"So be it," she declared. "You shall be the Fellowship of the Changeling. And the fates of our nations may well rest with you. The team shall depart in five days!"

After a quick lecture from Princess Luna, we were sent our separate ways for the night. I trotted back to my home in the barracks, floating my new ID badge around with my magic and thinking over the tasks I'd have to accomplish before our departure.

[Go home to Cadence.]
[Visit the armory and get the team equipped.]
[Visit one of your teammates.]
[Something else.]

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:15:30 No.19806455
>>19806431
Visiting a teammate to cement your plans and see how they're doing would be a good idea. I vote Mac or Spike.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:16:43 No.19806473
>>19806431
>>19806455
Or the changeling prisoner.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:23:27 No.19806568
>>19805943
>He takes Umber home.
>He puts him in the guest bedroom with a TV and a bowl of fruit.
>He buys Umber a bunch of art supplies.
>Umber is cosy and happy.
>Life iz gud.

I can't think of a compelling conflict:

A) Umber misses his friends. Two chapters latter: The house is filled with colt cuddly pegasi. Shenanigans ensue.

B )It takes on a darker and serious tone. Drama. Just like Dusty's stories or CYOA_Anon's CYOA games.

C) It takes on a darker and more serious tone as it leads up to the events that trigger the worst manmade disaster that causes irreparable harm to the Earth's biosphere, driving humanity to the brink of extinction.

We then follow Umber's journey as a vagabond over the decades depicting the Earth's gradual destruction and renewal into an uncanny likeness of the show's depiction of Equestria.

Umber wanders around cheerfully as he wonders where all the people went. He is surprised to stumble across pony settlements and is left speculating why no one would give him a clear answer on what happened to the humans.

He finally gets a little cosy cottage at the end.

D) Anon realises that the cute little pegasus was about 500 ft tall and from the Palaeolithic period. Tree Fiddy. That Braeburn fic with the anticlimactic Tree Fiddy was written by Victor. So was the one where Braeburn isn't real. The second one of those and not the old one apparently. Ask Victor.

E) Umber starts a rock band to earn pennies for ponies and save the pony shelter and maybe even a children's orphanage. What they're saving money for isn't all that clear other than that it would be unambiguously good that they did so.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:29:44 No.19806660
>>19806568
We miss you, Nik!

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:30:04 No.19806666
>>19806568
Hell, knowing you, you could make any of those work.
My vote would be something like "Umber misses his home, and anon finds a way to bring a part of it there. Basically A, but not necessarily including other pone, because complication and shit.
Knowing you, you could also manage to put a creepy spin on it while anon used subtle manipulation to make Umber not want to be home anymore

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:30:55 No.19806676
>>19806165
>The Element of Laughter. Of course.

>Who better to assist you in winning over the hearts and minds of this settlement than the community's own master of celebrations? A lively and raucus gathering, where everypony is at their least inhibited, would make the perfect stage for future manipulation...

>You entered the restroom as the unremarkable commuter Loco Motive, but leave it as Spoony Sugarbutt. The cutting wit of your satire on the frivolous and flowery names ponies insist on giving their larvae is matched only by it's subtlety.

Kek/10

>Humorous Narration
>Side-splitting funny dialogue
>That fucking funny premise.

Have all my keks!

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MS 2014-09-20 01:31:36 No.19806681
>>19806391
Twine.

It's surprisingly easy to use, once you wrap your head around some of the functions. I started a couple of stories with actual branching paths and choices and hubs and shit, where endings and encounters were altered or locked/unlocked according to the progress of hidden variables like 'submissiveness' and 'dominance'.

This isn't one of them. This is story with one linear path, and no variables or interesting functions are used, because I was set on seeing it actually completed (even if it's only one path in a story that sets itself up for several), because the more ambitious I make a story, the less likely I am to finish it, it seems.

I mean, I started this story meaning for each path to be quick, dirty, and two-dimensional. And finished before my birthday. Look at how THAT worked out.

At least I managed to finish it at all, literally the night before I box up my PC and move to Norwich. It's not much of a victory, but I'll take it.

Speaking of which, it's half-past two in the morning, and I'll have to start driving at about eight to keep to my schedule. I'll bid you all good night. Hope my offering isn't so much hype for so little substance, and I'll catch up on the thread tomorrow, some time after I've finished unpacking. I'm not 'back', by any stretch, I'm just not dead yet- and I can't keep away from all you lovely people. So this is my bouquet of flowers for an oft-mistreated lover. Sorry for not being there.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:32:02 No.19806686
>>19806666

The devil's quads!

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:38:02 No.19806784
>>19806681
Ah, thanks. It's an interesting program, and I might end up using it for some ideas I have floating around.

Thank you for all your progress! We know how hard it is to keep stuff like this going, and you've done a fantastic job with what you've accomplished. Good luck moving, and feel free to stop in whenever!

>>19806686
Now Nik /has/ to follow my suggestion.
*evil laughter*

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:45:31 No.19806891
>>19806784

>>19806666
>subtle manipulation to make Umber not want to be home anymore

"But Umber. You are home." Anon says as he brings an arm arround the pegasus. "Home isn't a place, it's with you always where it counts. Home is where the heart is."

An Inspirational Poem
If Home is Where The Heart is...
by John McLeod
If Home is where the heart is
Then may your Home be blessed
A shelter from the storms of Life
A place of rest,
And when each day is over
And toil put in its place
Your Home's dear warmth
Will bring its smile
To light the saddest face!

"Yeah, about the touching thing. Let's not Anon. Personal space. Comfortable distance. You afflict with goosebumps and general discomfort."

>>19806666
>because complication
Quarrelsome, Sidetrack and Escalate will never make their return.

Implying you wouldn't want a house full of colt cuddley pegasi that tried to break into your home and raid the pantry only to be caught in the act.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:48:08 No.19806934
>>19806891
Yes, good...
He knows he likes the touching. Or he will, eventually

A house of cuddly pegasi would be nice, but think of how many mouths that is to feed and how many beds you'll need.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:49:30 No.19806963
>>19806784
>Not posting a handsome devil.
Why even bother?

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CYOA Anon 2014-09-20 01:51:05 No.19806981
>>19806431
>>19806455
>>19806473
I barely knew Big Macintosh or the changeling at the time, but it had been a while since I'd actually had some quality time with my little bro. I knew exactly where he'd be - Mom and Dad's house.

I walked the familiar path from the barracks to my childhood home and walked right in. My parents weren't home, so Spike had free reign of the place. He was right there, half-asleep in front of the TV with all sorts of snacks spread out around him.

He woke and smiled up at me as I approached. I wrapped him up in a big hug and laid on the couch with him squirming in my forelegs.

"Shiny!" he said as he nuzzled my chest. "I didn't think you'd come home for the night!"

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:52:39 No.19806999
>>19806963
>talking shit about Terrance Zdunich
Wanna say that to my face, motherfucker?

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:53:48 No.19807021
>>19806981
Perfect
Ask him how he's feeling about the journey. Also, how old is this Spike of yours?

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:56:35 No.19807064
>>19806934
>$400/week in grocery bills.
>Pegasi EVERYWHERE!
>Not wanting your house filled with these gorgeous creatures.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 01:58:54 No.19807094
>>19807064
This is what could go wrong.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 02:02:28 No.19807149
>>19807094
Is that fake? I don't even know anymore.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 02:05:00 No.19807180
>>19807149
No, it's real. I remember watching her twitter while it happened. She felt so bad afterwords for making that kind of dirty humor.
God rest her soul, she's perfect.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 02:05:05 No.19807182
>>19807094
>Talking shit and turning the dicussion thread into a scat joke.

>>>/out/

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 02:06:21 No.19807203
>>19807182

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 02:07:28 No.19807216
>What it's like to browse 4chan

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 02:21:43 No.19807418
>>19807216
>Meanwhile in /ccg/

"So, what's been happening?"

"Mac Stableman stopped by to visit."

"That's good?"

"Very. He also stopped by and dropped off his CYOA .Htm game written in twine."

"That's good!"

"But it only has one character path currently available."

"That's bad."

"But it's really well written. Probably the best Bubble Berry ever written."

"That's good!"

"But in-game choices are not yet implemented."

"That's bad.

"But it is really well written."

"That's good!"

"And CYOA_Anon is running a game."

"And that's good?"

"Yes Anon. Yes it is. Are all your answers non-committal one-liners?"

"That's... umm... hmm..."

"I'll leave you to work on that."

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 02:22:14 No.19807430
>>19807216
I could sure go for some cheeses and cooked meat right about now.

Dick cheese, that is. And man-meat. Raw man-meat. But light on the dick cheese, if possible.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 02:28:20 No.19807510
>>19807430
Lots of foreskin, no dick cheese. Just how I like it.

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CYOA Anon 2014-09-20 02:32:44 No.19807561
>>19806981
>>19807021
Hmm... let's say he's 17, almost 18.

I held him there, and we relaxed against each other. We idly watched TV and snacked, chatting about all kinds of things that we didn't get the chance to in the days leading up to the wedding.

"So... how are you feeling about the journey, Spike?"

He stops to think for a moment. "I just want a chance to be the hero, for once. I'm surrounded by all these amazing ponies, and I'm stuck being the comic relief..."

I hug him a little tighter as he tries to push away from me. "That's not true!" I exclaim. "You've been there to support everypony through all their struggles. That alone makes you a hero in my book, bro." That relaxes him a little. He holds my sides and cuddles up against me.

"T-Thanks, big bro. I know I'll make it with you there to protect me..."

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 02:39:32 No.19807640
>>19807561
Fuck, that's cute.

Reassure him more. You're gonna need his support just as much as you'll need his.

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sidekick 2014-09-20 02:41:14 No.19807656
Hey guys! I've been trying to get the hang of as3, and I did whip something up in my free time for the thread:
http://www.swfcabin.com/open/1411167256

It's just proof of concept, but I still like it.
Possibly "undressing" soarin' game? I still have to think about how to implement it properly.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 02:44:18 No.19807694
>>19807656
That's looking pretty damn good, Sidekick! I'd love to see that made into a kind of undressing game with our favorite stallions~
I love the little "is gay" above your name

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CYOA Anon 2014-09-20 03:25:24 No.19808245
>>19807561
>>19807640
I put a hoof on his head and brushed back his spines, making him blush a little. "Come on, Spike. You've really become a big, strong dragon since you left Canterlot. I know you can do whatever you set your mind on."

His smile grew wider, and then he snatched me up in a big, warm hug. It felt good in a way that I'd never experienced before... that was where it all began. I leaned down and nuzzled his cheek, holding him close. It wasn't like when I cuddled with Cadence, it was something else. I wasn't yet sure if it was better or worse.

"Shiny?" he asked quietly, almost whispering it into my ear.

I looked up at him, smiling. "Yeah, little bro?"

"C-Can we stay like this tonight?"

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 03:28:33 No.19808282
>>19808245
If this is gonna turn sexual my body is so ready
Staying like this, or more, would be perfect. Rest and relaxation before big plans and journeys are important, of course.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 03:35:23 No.19808382
>>19808245
Aww! Spike is so cute!

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FlightAnon 2014-09-20 04:01:46 No.19808731
>>19808245
mmmproceed...

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 05:21:01 No.19809803
>>19787251
Lifesaving bump

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Dusty Gust 2014-09-20 05:28:57 No.19809899
Slutty, horny stallions are degenerates. My husbando should be reserved, calm, and conservative. Our first night will be spent getting to know each other and going to formal events. Only after months of a relationship will I finally undress for him, crawl into bed with him, and kiss him.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 05:31:53 No.19809934
>>19809899
Dusty confirmed Amish

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 05:35:38 No.19809970
>>19809899
ey, thats the way you do it!

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Dusty Gust 2014-09-20 05:36:37 No.19809982
>>19809934

No, I just don't care for dicks in my face because he's in heat. Whatever happened to dinner and a movie? Or at least playing hard to get?

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 05:43:36 No.19810086
>>19809982
>implying
A very large number of our fics involve all the niceties before they get down to the hot and dirty. You just see more "degeneracy" because it's more noticeable.

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Dusty Gust 2014-09-20 05:53:02 No.19810242
>>19810086

>implying implications

I know full well what goes on in most fics, I'm not implying anything. I'm just sick of the "Braeburn's gotta cum!!1!1 maybe 4 u?? ;)" shit. Okay, not just in colt cuddler, but in any porn. Sluts are gross yo.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 05:54:21 No.19810263
>>19810242
Tell it to Mitch, not to us

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 06:45:55 No.19810875
bump

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Mitch 2014-09-20 06:45:59 No.19810876
https://www.dropbox.com/s/fnrus1ufhj1o5xt/The_%23coltcuddler_Hugbox.png?dl=0

Straight from a good man in the irc

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 06:48:12 No.19810904
>>19810876
Did he ask not to be named? We could direct them to his blog.

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Cii 2014-09-20 07:08:28 No.19811198
>>19810904

I don't mind, haha!

http://ciimen.tumblr.com

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 07:16:29 No.19811312
>>19811198
>ciimen

That punny name.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 07:23:48 No.19811411
>>19811312
>punny name.
Could you please explain this?
end sorre four mai inglesh

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 07:42:54 No.19811660
>>19811411
ciimen sound like semen.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 07:48:26 No.19811740
>>19811660
Thank you. Actually, it is not too hard to notice, but unfortunately, my english isn't good enough.
i'm russian :3

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 07:54:03 No.19811819
>>19811740

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 07:57:42 No.19811874
>>19811819
Cute! Does "kolkolkolkol..." mean "kolkhoz" or something? Didn't get it. Saved this pic, by the way.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:07:23 No.19811970
>>19811874
I don't now. It's all Eastern-European to me.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:09:02 No.19811983
>>19811970

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:10:13 No.19811994
>>19811983
Srsly?

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:10:14 No.19811996
>>19811874
It's gibberish.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:10:22 No.19811997
>>19811983
Creepy.

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Mitch 2014-09-20 08:11:13 No.19812003
>>19811970
>Bilingual French/English text on passport
What, is the artist French?

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:11:33 No.19812007
>>19811996
Okay.
how ya doing?

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:12:51 No.19812015
>>19811740
Witaj. Jak si? masz?

Translation: "Hello[Welcome]. How are you?

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:15:01 No.19812034
>>19812015
??????. ??? ????????????, ??? ???? ? ????
Hi. Everything is alright, and what about you?

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:18:36 No.19812067
Can't play/read Stableman's thing until I get home. But I'm fucking hype.

Is it lewd?

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:22:02 No.19812095
>>19812067
>Is it lewd?

Is it lewd he say?

...Very.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:22:09 No.19812097
>>19805229
To assemble every atom and chemical bond into the exact position is far more precision than is needed.
We can simplify the process.

Assuming human intelligence is a requirement...
The best estimates we have of the human brain are within the range of 2.5 petabytes.
This is only the raw amount of data needed to account for 83 billion neurons with approximately 1000 connections each.
A petabyte is 1000 terabytes.
A really simple calculation.
We currently have 1-2 terabyte drives available on the market, even as high as 10 but that's where it gets pricey.

That accounts for the brain's basic functioning, as we barely understand it's full functionality, it does not take into account chemical messengers and other such functions.

I'd easily put it down at 10+ Petabytes to be safe.

It's all within technological bounds of today to store a mind and edit them using super computing.
Compressing it is great and all but it can multiply the computational power needed to run it by many times, as you need to decompress it to do anything useful.
We just don't know how they work, they're fucking convoluted, evolution built it to work not to be easy to read and interpret.

Now processing power is a different matter...

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:33:13 No.19812179
>>19812067
Very.

It only has the player (a changeling) and Bubble Berry for now, but it's a pretty satisfying length and, honestly, it might be the best Berry fic I've read. I challenge someone to name a better one.

Better even than the LAST Bubble Berry dom/sub fic with hypnotic overtones he wrote (although this one handles it rather cleverly, so you could enjoy it even if hypnosis is really not your thing).

10/10, will fap again.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:37:53 No.19812210
>>19812097

>To assemble every atom and chemical bond into the exact position is far more precision than is needed.

Considering that it is a stochastically driven process. Yes. The given example presumes a cellular model with gene regulation and structural integrity verification in the tissue assembly process.

Your calculations for the brain are off. As for brain function. The neuroelectrodynamical model is being developed for that. Hench the upper limit I have for an uncompressed representation of the brain being set at:

((2*pi*0.067_m*1.5*_kg*_c^(2))/(((_h)/(2*pi))*_c*ln(2)))

= ((2*pi*0.067*1.5*299792458^(2))/(((6.6260693*10^-34)/(2*pi))*299792458*ln(2)))

= 12051656811600000000000000000000000000000000000000*pi^2/(66260693•LN(2))

2589793083264243854903223329135312823781908 bits

The compressed material is meant to be a represented as a compiled working software brain-state that can be run on a system simulating the cognitive architecture. Including the base-line of neurotransmitters and other extracellular singling compounds.

A cubic centimetre of human brain tissue stores about a petabyte of data-equivalent.

The read-write speeds of those drives are insufficient. They are not viable storage medium for this purpose. But as off-site storage or a backup. Very usefull.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:50:26 No.19812296
>>19812097
Hard drive will neither be fast enough nor stable enough in any sort of configuration to keep pace with the sheer load of read and write operations.
A raid-0 of tens of thousands of hard drives is not a good idea.

Solid state storage options present themselves favorably in this situation if they can be vastly parallelized.

The amount of processing power is anyone's guess, really, I'm just throwing numbers.
Some say it may be between 10^13 or 10^16 flops. That's a lot.

Synthetic bodies may also be produced with relative ease, in the near future.
Perhaps not even organic but true to the feel 'lifeless' material as a body.

We have pretty good figures on when computational power will surpass human intelligence on a general scale, according to moore's law.
The year is roughly 2045.
They call it the singularity, as in point we can't see past or the time when the crystal ball cracks.

When you create something more intelligent than a human which can in turn do the same thing unto itself it throws out any model of anthropological behavior or predictive ability.
Humanity as we know it may fade into obscurity in a slow period beyond this point, more in a metaphysical sense of deus ex augmentation.

It's a little far fetched but it follows the trend line.

You'll have your stallion anon, in the year 2045.

>>19812210
Ah, I see molecular simulation, now.
The brain need not be run at the molecular level.
An emulator for a N64 does not have to simulate the N64 on the molecular level.
Identify what makes certain neural actions tick and simplify it to a base logic perhaps even single precision floats will work as value storage medium.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:51:16 No.19812298
>>19812097
>The best estimates we have of the human brain are within the range of 2.5 petabytes.

Wasn't that the estimated storage capacity of the hippocampus?

Memory capacity is estimated at about 200 petabytes.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:52:22 No.19812304
>>19812296
>The brain need not be run at the molecular level.

I know that. The cellular model for for the hypothetical machine that would manufacture ponies.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:54:29 No.19812324
>>19812296
>When you create something more intelligent than a human.

This is why you never create something more complicated then yourself.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 08:59:37 No.19812361
>>19812296
>You'll have your stallion anon, in the year 2045.

I would put the minimum date at 2062.

Does everyone want to have a real pony or would Equestia running on a machine interacted with an Oculus VR™ (Oculus Rift), a custom controller, software packages, drivers and firmware be enough?

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 09:00:16 No.19812367
>>19812324
>Not wanting supercomputers that can design their more powerful successors, perpetually.
>Not wanting to achieve the technical singularity.

Get a load of this plebhorse.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 09:01:11 No.19812373
>>19812298
That figure looked a little wack to me at first glance.

Personally I'd put it at an exabyte.
To store the raw neural connections and chemical equivalent info.

>ReFS in windows server 2012 supports file sizes of up to 16 exabytes.
>Max space size of 1 yottabyte.
>Tfw your brain, potentially, can be run on a windows system.

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Anonymous 2014-09-20 09:03:08 No.19812389
>>19812373
>potentially run on a windows system.
I think we both know this is a bad idea.

>>19812367
>Engineering our own demise.
I don't want to see what the machine might due if given motives with unexpected outcomes.







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