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Anonymous 2016-09-09 01:06:07 No.1003694

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/n/, what do you do when you're on the train/subway/bus/etc and a cute girl sits or stands next to you?

>tfw was sitting on the subway and saw this fine ass mixed girl standing up a few rows down
>person next to me gets off the subway and she takes the empty space seat next to me
>doesn't even have headphones in like most girls
>i just stare out the window with my headphones in too nervous to even say anything and don't even know how i would start up a conversation on the train

Anonymous 2016-09-09 01:09:34 No.1003695

Anonymous 2016-09-09 01:12:40 No.1003696
Give her the D. In public. She obviously wants it. Also, sage.

Anonymous 2016-09-09 02:28:28 No.1003717
I take the TTC a lot and I have this issue too, plz help me n

Alternatively you could just leave everybody on public transit alone unless they are intruding on your space

Close your eyes and dream about when you get to go home to your squat rack, protein powder and trainer

Anonymous 2016-09-09 02:51:26 No.1003726
>literally autistic and can't into interacting with people I don't know
>a qt sits next to me
>get slightly uncomfortable because they're closer to me than I'd prefer
>sit in silence while daydreaming about her asking me out and our eventual lives together
>they stand up and leave once their stop comes

Anonymous 2016-09-09 02:56:16 No.1003731

Anonymous 2016-09-09 03:25:37 No.1003739
She clearly wanted it, given she went to sit next to you. Missed chance autistico

Anonymous 2016-09-09 03:36:15 No.1003740
Usually try to be the best of my normal self; not eating/munching on stuff, try to look neat, give her some space and try not to look at her boobs

First impression, /n/igga

Anonymous 2016-09-09 04:30:12 No.1003750
I just continue to stare out the window and do what ever it is we do when we stare out the windows of moving vehicles.

>tfw on an empty train
>lots of seats available
>some faggot decides to sit next to me

Anonymous 2016-09-09 04:38:02 No.1003755

One time I was going to a friend's house on the train and forgot my phone

> step on to rush hour train
> look for the cutest girl
> ask her very sweetly if I could use her phone
> call friend
> give phone back

She didn't seem into me so I let it go

> Next morning at friend's house
> Parents "uhh, you have a message on our answering machine"
> Girl from the train
> Called the number pretending I left my phone on the train
> Thought I had girlfriend
> Was trying to secretly get in touch

Red flag

Went on a few dates and had pretty excellent sex until the inevitable chaos and fighting you'd expect from someone you meet in this way. I'll never forget her though

Anonymous 2016-09-09 06:07:23 No.1003783
>be out riding my bike
>decide to stop and have a rest
>sitting on park bench axamining (admiring) rear hub and cassette
>bike path is behind me
>solo girl stops and asks "hey, are you ok?"
>say "yes i'm fine thanx. just having a bit of a rest"
>her: "oh, i thought you were pumping your tyres and i know that sometimes pumps don't work"
>"yes i'm fine thanx. just having a bit of a rest"
>smiling "well it's a warm day. i can understand"
>"yes i'm fine thanx. just having a bit of a rest"
>"ok, well i'll leave you to it"
>"yes i'm fine thanx. just having a bit of a rest"

dat nervous autism. oppertunity for sexual expoits aborted.
>"yes i'm fine thanx. just having a bit of a rest"

Anonymous 2016-09-09 06:12:34 No.1003787
This copypasta wasn't funny the first time and it isn't any funnier now. Just give it up.

Anonymous 2016-09-09 06:22:48 No.1003788
Just say "hi" right when she sits next to you
Either she just says "hi" back and the conversation ends and nothing is lost
or she says "hey how are you?" and starts a convo
not that hard faggot

Anonymous 2016-09-09 06:23:11 No.1003789

Anonymous 2016-09-09 06:24:56 No.1003790
>be me
>be femanon
>riding my rigid 90s steel mountain bike
>dressed casually, no cycling specific clothes (unless a helmet counts)
>on a paved bike path
>enjoying the nice spring weather
>begin to come up on someone from behind
>a fat guy
>wearing full cycling kit
>including Air Attack helmet
>on an S-Works road bike
>he hears me approaching and looks back
>he quickly looks forward and starts pedaling as hard as he can
>I'm keeping pace with him without even trying
>he keeps looking back at me
>literally every 5 seconds he looks back
>looks visibly distressed, as if afraid that he is going to be passed by a girl on a mountain bike
>he keeps looking back every 5 seconds or so and this goes on for several minutes
>we get to a climb
>he slows down to an excruciatingly slow pace so I pass him immediately
>when I get to the top of the hill I look back out of curiosity, he is only a third of the way up at best
>a few minutes later, stop at one of my favorite rest stops, a nice park overlooking a lake
>about ten minutes later, fat guy passes by
>stares at me as he passes
>a few minutes later, get back on my bike and resume my ride
>not long before I've caught up to fatty again
>he looks back and sees me
>he immediately stops, gets off his bike, turns it upside down, and starts spinning the wheel as if inspecting it
>clearly pretending to have mechanical issues to justify stopping, when really he just doesn't want to be passed by a girl on a mountain bike
>ask him if he is okay or needs help with his bike
>"yes I'm fine thanx. just having a bit of a rest"
Pic related, looks almost exactly like him.

Anonymous 2016-09-09 06:30:02 No.1003791

>too long, didn't rest

Anonymous 2016-09-09 07:33:40 No.1003808
>Bad copypasta
not even trying.

Anonymous 2016-09-09 09:50:40 No.1003826
You have to make contact as soon as possible or it just gets more awkward and harder to say anything. Force yourself to do >>1003788

Anonymous 2016-09-09 09:54:08 No.1003827
>>clearly pretending to have mechanical issues
I do this. Not in that scenario though, I don't really care if people pass me. Getting passed by fat old men motivated me to start cycling regularly and get fit again in the first place.

Anonymous 2016-09-09 11:10:34 No.1003847

Anonymous 2016-09-11 22:56:42 No.1004976
I usually don't talk to anyone on public transportation unless I'm drunk. I did speak with a heroin hottie once.

>Be me, going back home in Brooklyn after a drunk night in the LES.
>Get on the A Train
>2 skinny hot Puerto Rican hoodrats sit next to me at the next station. One is obviously tweaking off something.
>A German chick and her hipster boyfriend keep stepping on everybody's shoes by accident.
>Steps on tweaked out hoodrat's shoes, hoodrat loses her shit.
>'You bitch, what if I come to Germany and start stepping on your shoes? You wanna pay $120 next time?'
>German chick asks 'how many Euros is that?'
>I reply 'About 100 Euros'
>Tweaked out Hoodrat: 'Thank you! Now doesn't she have to pay me?'
>Tell hoodrat to ask her for money next time.
>German chick and bf get scared by the hoodrats & leave ASAP
>Tweaked out Hoodrat and I have a long conversation about America, Puerto Rico,her baby daddy problems, CPS trying to take her daughter away because of addiction issues, Brooklyn and Queens.
>Ends up calling me her homeboy, says I'm an honorary 'Puerto Rican nigga'
>Asks if I want to get high at her place
>I say no, I need to get some sleep

In hindsight, she probably wanted to shoot up heroin and have sex. I'm glad that I didn't shoot up heroin, but kind of angry at myself for being a pussy and not wiggling my way into having sex without shooting up.

Anonymous 2016-09-11 23:50:56 No.1004987
>mad you missed out on an opportunity to fuck an HIV positive baby momma

Anonymous 2016-09-12 00:31:26 No.1005000
You just ignore her and go on about your travels.
She already probably spent time debating whether it was worth it or not to sit next to a dude anyway, don't make her regret her decision.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 01:32:42 No.1005025
Stare at her until she starts talking to me or gets up and leaves. If she gets up and leaves then I know she wasn't interested without having to violate her space, but if she talks to me then I know she's interested withour violating her space. It's a win win.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 02:32:58 No.1005043
Yeah, a guy staring you down is super comfy. (Especially in a subway situation.)
Love it.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 03:14:04 No.1005056
Remove headphone and put phone away. Ask her name. Tell her your name. Ask about something she likes.

>the problem is probably you
>dress poorly and ill fitting
>cheap phone and watch and everything else
>long haircut
>unshaved face and sideburns
>chews on lip scars no lip balm >unemployed
>smells bad and sweaty no deodorant
>bad cheap glasses
>nose hairs visible
>open carry
>shoe has a literal hole in it

Anonymous 2016-09-12 07:42:19 No.1005148
>this fine ass mixed

stopped reading

Anonymous 2016-09-12 07:48:48 No.1005151
>mixed girl

Anonymous 2016-09-12 08:10:59 No.1005154
Why would you even talk to someone random on the subway? Is this a thing in the states? Do you feel pressured to socialize with people that sit next to you on public transport?

Anonymous 2016-09-12 08:30:24 No.1005158
Society pressures every young person to have sex with every attractive person that they come across, so yes.

Anonymous 2016-09-12 08:49:01 No.1005159
that's not true though

Anonymous 2016-09-12 09:32:03 No.1005170
Not stare her down but like look at her a lot and be smirking/smiling. Have facial expressions.

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