Dew Trail CYOA #4
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Quick Summary: You're being confronted by your dad about your actions at the river the previous night.
Be sure to picture him as an R. Lee Ermy looking motherfucker.
"I plead the fifth." you say
"'Scuse me son, could you say that again?" his tone serious
You think you just fucked up.
"I plead the fifth..."
"Do I look like a judge?"
He gets up and turns off the TV, then turns around to face you
"Still waitin' on 'at answer..."
"Now what makes you think that pleadin' tha fifth is gonna work on me?"
"You don' know? Then why'd you say it?" he's about at the limit he can go before getting to yelling
You can't think of anything that isn't a "Dunno", your silence doesn't help out much as he marches over, you can see the rage in his face, you're sure you're going to get some lecture.
Taking a moment to damn your mom's genes, your dad stands a couple inches over you and him having to look down at you doesn't help the situation.
"When I was about yer age I was gettin' shot at tryin' ta make sure my country didn' have ta speak German! I prayed night n day I would even get ta go home, I wish I coulda been asked a simple yes or no question!"
He rants on for a little bit more, he stops and you're just glad it's over..
"Yer lucky you ain't over there fightin' gooks in the damn jungle, but maybe that would serve you some good!"
You know not to take his words too personally, he can get a little crazy when it comes to respect, and you not giving an answer was a violation in his eyes. Still, the words sting.
"I'm going to ask you again, you sure you didn' do anything?"
A) "Yes" (Lie)
C) "You acting like this is why mom didn't want to stay with you."
dealership horror stories
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its time for dealership horror stories
>buy 540i msport touring from CA about a month ago now
>the bill of sale signing and money transferring goes fine, really prompt
>shipping the car went well too, even if it did take longer than i hoped
>now i just need the title...
>ask them to send it
>"ok the corporate office will send it over in a few days"
>the corporate office is just a little office that several local dealerships send their paperwork to, they do all the DMV stuff
>"ok sure a few days is fine"
TWENTY FIVE DAYS LATER
>"where the fuck is my title!?"
>"oh the corporate office just released it we're sending it now overnight!"
>they werent lying this time, i got the title....
>from the previous-previous owner, and there was no writing on the back showing it having been signed over
>only learned this after i got to the DMV and they said "nope"
>they're sending the rest of the paperwork now, will arrive tomorrow
>knowing how this has gone so far, it's probably not the paperwork i need either.
christ alive i was hoping to put plates on this fucking thing weeks ago
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I'm planning a car build for RWD rally racing and I'm set on using a rotary because I don't want another 4 cylinder and I love the design. The easy answer would be an RX-7 but I'd rather have a rear mid-engine car so the weight is over the drive wheels for more traction.
Should I swap a 13B into a
Fiat X1/9 (hard to find, no aftermarket),
a Porsche 914 (ugly imo),
an MR2 (wouldn't be smog legal here),
or a classic VW Beetle (rear engine, bad suspension setup)?