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Anybody willing to record themselves saying a few lines in a scene? I'll pay ya 10-20 dollarsviapaypal if you can. $10 would be the minimum, $20 if you did a great job.
I need this one scene to be finishedto complete this epic youtube film I'm shooting, it truly will be epic - this film hasbeen in the works for the past 2 1/2 years. A couple years ago - to convince Google that my Youtube channel would be good for advertisers -I had to pitch them my idea for this video, they then left me two separate voicemails, by two separate people; if Google liked this movie, then I'm sure this scene will beworth it for you.
The scene will be a play on this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur e=player_detailpage&v=tq3bXwVPChQ#t =66s
You don't have to have a second person to record it all, either. You'd just set the device that is recording a away from you, and do the lines. The only effort would be standing up to movethe camera to a different place, etc. until you finish the scene
Thing is, you need to have shit smeared on your face. Could be jam, peanut butter..Shaving cream, whatever...I'd imagine shampoo would probably be the cheapest.
You'll crawl to the shampoo..or whatever it'd be, scoop it up and cover your face. Then, with camera will befacing you, you'll say the following lines:
LISTEN TO SHMUEN........you can hear him....SCREEEEAAAAMIIIING...THE ALLMIGHTY AXL ROSE POSER IS BURRRRRNIIIIIIINNGGGGG
it'd probably take about 15 min. at most. The only drawback is that you have to either be in your underwear or have your shirt off. Both would be a plus, but is not mandatory.
if you know a GURL that can do this, I'd pay you $10 for the referral (therefore, either way you'regetting paid), and her $10-20 (I need at least three people to do this exact scene for the film, and having at least one girl would be great).
the chick would be fully clothed, as I don't want the video to be Flagged.
If you're interested, e-mail me at email@example.com
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>get a new manual car with remnants of old automatic system
>most complicated conversion i have ever seen under the hood
>its a 1999 Madra Tacoma with extras
>driving down the street asshole driving slow
>beep him, nothing happens, car comes to a stop
>starts to get out
>ram the auto intake into auto-tragic rejection
>axle slams the gearbox into reverse shift
>car goes WAY LOUD and backfires
>other person gets back in their car and FLOORS IT
>try to start car back up, not working
>decide to jiggle the manifold and catch the spark plugs
>engine DRAGS the belt and shits its pants into overdrive
>get brand new red mazarati birthday gift
>delivering pizza's like a pizza on pizza woo
>Driving up snowy pass
>q8 , x6 and x5 onfront of me
>they stop at bottom of hill to tell me to turn around because rwd and summer tires on my car
> i roll up my window without replying
> they get stuck because dont know how to drive in snow
>driving down gravel road on other side of mountain
>Probably going faster than I should be
>Driven down said road hundreds of times
>Try to make a turn I had made hundreds of times
>Fresh Black ice
>no no no no
>Truck spins sideways on incomming
>car hits edge of lake and flips into deep ice lake
>Hit dashboard hard, smashing my stomach
>shit sprays out of my ass all over the inside of the winshield
>walk the dine ah sore