Tools for non-tool uses
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Have you ever used tools for things that don't require tools?
What I've done with my tools this evening:
> Pounded chicken with pannel beater hammers (english wheel was far too dirty) - note, for some this may require the pussy chicken-pounder-fuckwittery3000
> Opened my O.P Bundy with multi grips
> Collected ice from freezer using oil funnel (clean you fuckwits).
> Cracked cans open with 10mm spanner
> Opened a beer with a chain whip
> Stirring drink with a beautiful 15mm spanner. Seriously, this set of spanners is worth fapping over.
Currently drawing papers, getting filters, and the correct amount of tobacco for a durry - with pliers.
Note, the rolling process will involve a 6mm socket to ensure the smoothest of rolls.
What have you done with your tools, /o/?
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A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They loved each other a lot..
Girl: "slow down a little.. I'm scared.."
Boy: "No, it's so fun.."
Girl: "please..it's so scary.."
Boy: "Then say that you love me.."
Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?"
Boy: "Give me a big hug.."
The girl gave him a big hug.
Girl: "Now can you slow down?"
Boy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It's uncomfortable and its bothering me while i drive."
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived...... The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn't want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him, got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and died himself...
Pic related, the girl giving the boy a hug.
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I'm currently converting a 1991 SW20 MR2 to all wheel drive, using a cosworth MT75 gearbox, and running the diff upside down.
The engine I'll be using a nissan VQ35, which I will be destroking to 2litres for rally regulations, and will be using a single IHI Turbine.
I'm currently cutting the transmission tunnel, and my angle grinders a peice of shit, does anyone have any tips here? I've got through 6 of these fucking wafer thin discs so far, all they do is snap into peices.
>Pic related, its the tunnel I'm cutting out the car. Its where the fuel tank would normally be but I'll be running one single carbon fibre fuel cell in the passenger footwell.