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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:12:23 No.15318737

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>GET OUT OF THE CAR CUNT

wat do oh?


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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:19:18 No.15318752
>>15318737
>grab gun in drivers side cupholder
>looks like i'm opening door
>magdump and launch away.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:21:58 No.15318759
>>15318737
>inb4 surge of righteous wannabe heroes claim they'll brandish their own weapon in front of one that's already drawn on them
every one of these threads.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:23:57 No.15318763
>>15318759
>lets people take advantage of him
>doesn't protect what he owns

Not even Human.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:25:57 No.15318768
>>15318737
>Get out of the car
>wait for when he's getting in my car or is focused on something else to shoot him

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:29:35 No.15318775
>>15318763
>gets himself shot because of principle
Darwinism I guess.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:31:39 No.15318779
Carefully explain to him that he's getting himself into a world of trouble, agony, pain and misery if he decides to jack my car.
Pain that no mortal man can even begin to fathom, one that will continue for a thousand nights as his screams echo through the country. The car i drive is an 80's V12 BMW.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:32:42 No.15318782
>>15318775
>carjackers can shoot me while they're trying to find the handbrake
>implying i have a standard handbrake
>implying they could even get my car going.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:32:59 No.15318784
Punch it

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:33:29 No.15318786
>>15318737
Point out the fact I'm driving a manual

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:33:34 No.15318787
fart

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:33:43 No.15318788
>>15318779
What's the maintenance costs?

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:33:49 No.15318789
>>15318737
I drive a Mercedes W220.
I would gladly get out of the car and thank the robber for taking this burden off my shoulders.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:34:45 No.15318792
>>15318789
send it to me m8 so's i can rally it

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anonymous 2016-06-23 13:37:14 No.15318797
>grab gun
>shoot self out of adrenaline rush

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:38:15 No.15318802
>>15318788
Well if the SLS starts leaking again, that will be 1800€ for a piece and there's two of them. That's if you do the labour yourself.

See those spark plugs and wires? Me neither.
The alternator belt is starting to develop a slight whine. Guess where that is.

I wanted a 750il, that thing has 2 AC compressors, 2 alternators and so on.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:38:55 No.15318804
>>15318737
>roll up the windows and go

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:41:36 No.15318809
>>15318802
fuck that

v12 is hot but fuck that

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:41:59 No.15318812
he's on the wrong side of the car, wait for him to go around and haul ass in the opposite direction while he's walking and not paying complete attention to you. hopefully not get shot.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:42:26 No.15318813
Im a career magician but I went to school for mechanical engineering and my dad owns a whole list of specialized machine shops. Inventing new concealed weapons is my hobby. I'd have taken his gun and stabbed him three times without his notice while pulling a parachute out of my nose.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:45:30 No.15318820
>>15318809
Want to hear something even better? One of the most common reasons this thing kicks in limp mode is not even because of the engine. it's because the electronics work through the gauge cluster or some shit, there's this one tiny soldered spot that is bound to fail due age. Your car might kick in limp mode or not work at all, just because of that tiny solder giving up.
The thing will not give any sort of fault code or anything and the soldered spot is behind miles and miles of harness.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:45:43 No.15318821
>>15318802

holy fuck it hurts just looking at that and imaging myself working on it.

Cool car for the outsider, but it must be HELL maintaining that thing.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:47:25 No.15318824
>>15318802

How the fuck do you even access the spark plugs? Are they under the black BMW cover?
It looks like to take that off, you'd need to take off that tank(?) sitting ontop of it at the windshield.

Fuck.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:47:36 No.15318825
>>15318820
Why do Germans feel the need to overengineer everything?

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:48:58 No.15318827
>>15318737
laugh and drive off, my cars worth less than his gun and he knows it.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:56:10 No.15318843
>>15318737
Step out, walk away, then come back in about 20 minutes after he has given up trying to drive it because lol manual and lol most car jackers can't drive manual.
If he did know how how though I'd probably just buy another car with my insurance dollars without getting too upset over it.

BUT since this is 4chan
Draw my concealed (anal carry is best carry) Deagle brand Deagle , and turn his head into read mist.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:58:27 No.15318850
>>15318843
>cc's a deagle

Have fun holding your pants up 24/7

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 13:58:45 No.15318853
Easy. Well assuming he's just a thug and and didn't already shoot me, I'll put me hands up, he'll probably force me out of the car. Then when he's getting in the car I draw my Glock lol9mm 42 and magdump. I mean i don't know if I would try and draw with a gun to my head. I would have to be in the situation to know. Besides that this is a case of situational awareness failing you because you should notice the nigger walking up to your window. I've had to do it a few times in Philly where I'm at a light and a less than desirable walks towards my window either asking for change or something else. They get drawn on fuck you I'm not letting you rob me.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:01:05 No.15318861
>get out and let him in
>proceed to watch him fail to drive a manual

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:04:35 No.15318877
>>15318853
Then you get shot when you attempt to go for your gun while he still has it pointed at you. Dumbfuck.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:05:29 No.15318886
>>15318843
>>15318861


Where did this meme that people who steal cars can't drive manual? Where is this statistic? Do you honestly believe that people who thieve vehicles for a living and work on cars all the time can only steal automatics? I've said this before; every car/motorcyle theif I've ever known is a civic rice fag that drives manual.

Most cars on the street worth taking are manual anyways, why would a professional thief cut out most of his opportunity. General population statistics do not correlate with specific subjects like this.

That's like saying "99% of the population can't properly strap down loads on a flatbed" so then you assume that 99% of truck drivers can't strap down flat bed loads.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:05:31 No.15318887
>>15318759

So he's leaning in the passenger side. You have to get out of the driver's side. He either gets into the passenger seat and shifts into the driver seat or has to walk around the car to get in the driver's seat. You don't think in that time there won't be an opportunity to draw on him?

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:07:16 No.15318899
Draw my katana and cut his gun in half. Then I build up boost and let off the throttle so the BOV goes off just before I say "Nothing personnel, kid"

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:07:17 No.15318900
>>15318886
>professional thief
if they were really pro they wouldn't car jack though

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:08:08 No.15318906
>>15318900
Professional meaning they do it for money.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:13:32 No.15318941
>>15318906
ok yeah but it depend on what kinda cars they targets really most highend sports cars are automatics nowaday

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:16:25 No.15318954
>>15318906
So what I can sell a drawing of a penis I made for $1 but that doesn't make me a professional artist.

professional
a person competent or skilled in a particular activity.
"she was a real professional on stage"
synonyms: expert, virtuoso, old hand, master, maestro, past master; More
antonyms: amateur

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:16:57 No.15318958
>>15318886
Your idea of "worth taking" and what is actually worth taking is very different. Stealing an actual expensive car is very risky because the money isn't in selling whole cars, it's selling the parts. A Lamborghini, or even a higher end Merc part out would draw way too much attention.

https://www.esurance.com/info/car/top-10-most-commonly-stolen-cars

They're all very nondescript, and most lack manual options.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:18:19 No.15318963
>>15318958
I'll correct myself: some lack manual options, but most are sold without.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:21:51 No.15318972
>>15318812

Why would he shoot you?

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:23:02 No.15318977
>>15318850
>what are belts
sure is dumb 'o' clock right now

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:24:05 No.15318983
>>15318877

I don't think he would have the gun pointed at him 100% of the time unless he's a robot.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:27:11 No.15318996
>>15318977
>squeeze gun against your fat
>implying you can bend
>implying your fat roll won't pull the trigger
>implying you can get it out when you need it

>sure is dumb 'o' clock right now
You can say that again.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:30:25 No.15319014
>>15318996
>all this projecting
Man you get real angry when people call you out. Everything ok at home? Wanna talk about it?

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:31:53 No.15319022
>>15318737
>GET OUT OF THE CARCUNT
>no u
>pull out my conceal carry taser and stun him
>press the close window button quickly a few times so it's faster
>window closes, crushing his forearm and holding him up
>gun drops down inside the car
>he's held by his neck by the window with legs still on the ground
>look him in the eyes
>smug face
>after a few seconds scream at the top of my lungs
>GET OUT ME CAR
>put it in first gear and burn out, smoke coming from the front wheels chokes him further
>press a button on the steering wheel
>MAX POWER, MAXIMUM
>169 shots of nitrous oxide
>vtec kicks in
>drive up to a river, jump out of the car and drown my car with him still stuck
Shouldn't have fucked with a civic owner

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:32:33 No.15319027
>>15318850
Anal carry bro, keep the asshole tight and you don't have to worry about pants sagging.
>reading comprehension

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:32:40 No.15319029
>get out
>he gets in the driver seat
>lean in close and whisper in his ear "I drive"
>stab his face with my tire iron
>reelhumanbeen.mp4

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:35:32 No.15319041
>>15318737
Get out and tell him to make sure it's totaled before he leaves it

Insured for double what i paid master race

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:38:11 No.15319050
>>15319014
lol i bet you don't even cc

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:38:45 No.15319053
>>15318850
That's why he anal carrys.

Duh

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:40:13 No.15319059
Fuck get out and let him have it, won't get far when the key gets out of range anyhow. I've seen in person what a .45 does to a skull, no thanks.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:40:17 No.15319060
>>15318737
>you can have it
>get out
>call police
>oh no my precious car has been stolen
>little does he know that it will kill him
>around right hand corners it goes dorifto for no reason
>rear shock strut is completely fucked
>so is the sway bar
>he writes it off
>it is insured for $35,000
>its worth maybe $17,000 if i sold it
>mfw

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:41:44 No.15319067
Doesn't matter what style you train
Doesn't matter how many people you are fighting at once
Doesn't matter if you train for the streets, train for sports, or train.
Doesn't matter how big or expensive your gun or knife is.
Nothing beats a well placed pipebomb.
Why waste hundreds of dollars and hours of your time with the risk of hurting yourself while you practice when you could make a pipebomb over night for about 40 bucks. All you have to do is google free pipebomb recipes, go to your kitchen or bathroom sink. Maybe go to Lowes or Wal-Mart. And you can make a device that will instill more fear and harm more people then any style, weapon or workout routine.

The fight doesn't magically end. There are no time limits in the street. The fight ends when you want it to end. If someone confronts you, retreat, regroup, its a viable tactic. Follow your enemy find out their daily routine to work, to school, to the grocies. Exploit them when their guard is down. Just like how they were trying to exploit you. Now google free pipebomb recipes, assemble your pipebomb. And plant the pipebomb on the side of the road or at an intersection you know they will drive through. There's reason why people such as soldiers who are better armed, better equipped and better trained than any martial artist or fighter fears improvised explosive devices such as a pipebomb. All that training, all that knowledge is out the window when blind-sided by a pipebomb. Thinking a street fight is just a fight will get you killed. A street fight is a personal war on your well being. The first person to do the most horrible thing wins. If they try to out muscle you, you punch them, they try to punch you, you stab them, they take out a knife, you shoot them with your gun, they take out a gun you blow them up with a pipebomb.

Nothing beats one.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:41:58 No.15319068
>>15318737
Get out of the car and never ever visit the U.S. again.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:44:23 No.15319082
>>15318821
Well, at least I won't get bored easy

>>15318824
Uhh, they're in the same place as in any normal i6 car, on the side of the block. Under that black plastic BMW cover are the injectors and the headers that go across each other.
Plugs are basically under the headers, under all those oil and fluid reservoirs and under everything else, on the side of the blocks.

>>15318825
Because MUH RELIABILITY. The M70 V12 engine is basically two straight six blocks sharing a crank. So there's two throttles, two ecus, two whatever the fuck is needed for a regular i6 engine to work.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:44:49 No.15319085
>>15319068
brazil*

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:46:53 No.15319098
>>15319060

I Kek'd

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:48:14 No.15319106
>>15318737
>wat do oh?
I have full Onstar services. I call the company and say it was hijacked. The car dies on them in a few minutes.

Most Effective Scenario for CarJacker:
a. Get Out of Car Cunt
b. Carjacker Shoots Owner Dead To Prevent Disabling
c. Profit

With the Three Strikes laws out there mandating life imprisonment as a minimum sentence, the criminal might as well kill you. And lots of them do things to avoid 3 Strikes in my area. Among them:
a. Cut your eyes in places where they can't approach you with a mask on (has been done multiple times)
b. Poke your eyes out (has been done multiple times)
c. Tie up victim and pour battery acid in eyes (only two such so far in past 2 years, so not really done, mentioned her for completeness)
d. Tie up victim then choke them dead
e. Shoot them dead
f. Stabbing victim dead

For fear of copycat crimes, the newspaper and TV will not publicize the blindings. The few times it did, there were huge numbers of complaints saying it would only cause copycats because it was effective in preventing witnesses. Black Lives Matter followers are probably spreading the info because 100% of all the blinding type crimes are caused by criminals from two minorities.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:50:53 No.15319115
>But Sir, that gun s probably worth more than this car

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:55:28 No.15319138
>>15318752
This. Take the keys out as you're getting out and he'll probably start yelling to give him the keys. Throw them past him, he most likely won't shoot unless he's really deranged. If he turns to get them, reach into center console, grab gun and go pop pop pop

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:57:53 No.15319145
>>15318737
Eh, I don't have much to lose. I'd just floor it.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:58:40 No.15319146
>>15319145
id suck your dick.

is that the response you wanted?

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 14:59:25 No.15319150
>>15318789
W220's are GOAT though
except for ABC
and engine mounts
and idler pulleys
and transmission conductor plates
and crank sensors

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 15:05:45 No.15319175
>>15318972
These americans with trump butt plug up their ass shoot around people just for fun.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 15:06:35 No.15319183
>>15318737
Get out and laugh while they fail to drive a stick. Even if successful I'll have my remote start key shoved up my pooper so when they drive off the car will stall/die away from me while I'm laughing my ass off calling the local 5-0.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 15:08:48 No.15319194
>>15319175
I think you mean shillary dindus. Trump supporters at least know proper trigger discipline and to fire at center mass.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 15:09:19 No.15319201
>>15318789
My dad drives this back in Germany and he doesn't have any complain of it. He bought it in 2005 and loves it.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 15:23:04 No.15319248
>>15318737
> FUCK YOU
> Smack him in the face because he's on the driver's side
> Drive off, putting the window up as I go
> Phone the police once I'm free.

No time or room for a weapon, so my fist will do. Otherwise, I'm in a car.

>>15318752
You hit five innocent bystanders, and are on trial for murder.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 15:23:08 No.15319250
>>15319175
Daily reminder Omar Mateen was a registered Democlap.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 15:24:37 No.15319260
>>15319248
>You hit five innocent bystanders, and are on trial for murder.
no.

People can't remember license plate numbers when they fucking tailgate how you think they gonna see them while i'm speeding away also
>implying there are bystanders.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 15:35:32 No.15319312
>>15318737
It's a stick shift, phaggot. Carjacking foiled.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 15:37:38 No.15319325
>>15319260
>implying there are bystanders.
Implying you leave any bystanders alive.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 15:41:05 No.15319344
>2+ Ton truck
vs
>manlet robber

I wonder what'll win. I don't even need to pull my gun, just hit the gas and drive off/run him over.

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mightyBenz 2016-06-23 15:41:26 No.15319345
Step out and let him take it. Its insured, and I'm not taking a bullet for an 18 year old rusty Mercedes

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 16:34:45 No.15319560
>>15319067
A bomb is a poor choice for close range combat.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 16:38:10 No.15319583
The motors in my window are fucking huge and can raise the window in under a second. I didn't even install them in case a thief decides to put his arm through them, just wanted fast windows.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 17:06:09 No.15319712
>>15319201
The car itself is very comfy and it drives very well, but pre-lift ones rust almost as much as W210s do and they're very expensive to maintain, especially if anything happens to the suspension.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 17:07:13 No.15319718
>>15319560
>say the car thief

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 17:08:19 No.15319724
>>15319560
With Allah on my side I dont have to worry.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 17:27:11 No.15319812
>>15319718
>>15319724

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 17:28:59 No.15319823
>live in America
"Want me to teach you how to drive manual first?"

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 17:29:57 No.15319827
>>15319724

Yeah but no..

Maybe you could just place explosives in your car attached to a car phone.

And a camera.

...make a speed sequel.

So you can phone your car jacker.


Wait no, that's not how it goes.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 17:30:01 No.15319828
Get out of the car. The average thug doesn't know how to work the a stickshift.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 17:39:32 No.15319873
*gets out of car

I live in Canada where hadnguns are banned

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 17:40:55 No.15319877
>>15319873
Handguns aren't banned you tard.

t. RPAL/PAL holder

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 18:26:03 No.15320071
>>15318752
>>15318763
>>15318784
It's because of South African drivers defending that caused South African carjackers to kill the driver at the start.of the robbery.

.


>>15319138
>grab gun and go pop pop pop
Actually, if you have the chance to run away, but choose to stay and kill him, you have a proven chance of losing the court case. Both self defense and murder is based upon why the person makes an attack choice. If the plaintiff brings up racist "kill the perp" remarks by you in past internet posts, this would show your decision to kill was not self defense but desire to commit aggravated assault. Since the black person died, you could be convicted of murder.

.

>>15318737
In the city of Johannesburg south Africa, carjackings were so common that there would be thousands of carjackers per year. The huge crime rate occurred during the demise of apartheid (white rule) of south africa. High violent crime rates continues to this day.

Because of that, a flame thrower car defense mod called "The Blaster" was made is still legal to this day to use. Even the chief of police put one on his own car. The Blaster mod retails for $690 in 1999 dollars. Link to video demonstration of The Blaster at the wikipedia site. Other videos at youtube courtesy of owners.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaster_(flamethrower)

South Africa:
Ulf Gunther never leaves his driveway without stashing a bottle of brandy laced with cyanide in his glove compartment, just in case he runs into a carjacker. It's what he calls his "small solution" to the scourge of violent car theft in South Africa. "If hijackers get my car, they'll go through the glove box, find the bottle and maybe drink it. They won't get very far then," snickers the 56-year-old chemical engineer. "I know it's probably illegal, but so is thieving and carjacking." The inspiration for Mr. Gunther's poison ploy came to him 18 months ago after a gang of black children tried to steal his car near his house.

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inu 2016-06-23 18:27:31 No.15320075
i would floor it into the nearest side swipeable thing

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 18:28:38 No.15320078
>>15319175
Haha, this post cracked me up.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 18:29:47 No.15320083
>>15319877
Not him but can you actually own guns there? What are the restrictions?

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 18:31:56 No.15320090
>>15320071
Gunther's a real G

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 18:32:38 No.15320095
>>15320071

>south africa

yeah, no

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Crazy Tok Guy 2016-06-23 18:33:34 No.15320101
>>15318737
>Alright, Alright!
>Open door, draw CC as I get out
>Stand up, spin around and shoot him
Alternatively, grab his gun and punch him in the face, since there's no mag in it.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 18:36:25 No.15320115
>>15318737
Get out of the car
Be thankful to him for stealing
Tell insurance my 100$ shitbox got stolen, get good cash.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 18:41:31 No.15320139
>>15320083
Canada has a pretty high gun ownership.

You can own almost any gun, but no suppressors and we don't have as arbitrary gun length restrictions like the US does. Rifles are limited to 5 rounds, handguns to 10. Rifles that take handgun mags are permitted to use the 10 round mags.

We are overflowing with Chinese and Russian surplus due to lax import laws unlike the US.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 18:45:44 No.15320159
>>15320071
>Actually, if you have the chance to run away, but choose to stay and kill him, you have a proven chance of losing the court case.

Glad to live in a state where you can stand your ground. As long as you feel that your life or the life of another is in serious and immediate danger you can use force necessary to defend yourself.

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 19:03:36 No.15320243
>>15319724
Trust in allah, but still remember to tie up your camel

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 19:05:42 No.15320254
Ask him if he can drive a manual and because I'm in burgerland he of course can't

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Anonymous 2016-06-23 19:12:50 No.15320297
Everyone saying they'd draw a firearm needs to take a fucking firearms self defense course. Drawing on a drawn gun will end in disaster everytime unless you have some sort of concealment or body armor. NEVER draw on a draen gun unless your locked, cocked, and ready to go, and the assailant DOES NOT see you draw.
Vid related

https://youtu.be/2ClstuTYGFE

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:12:10 No.15321845
Sure thing buddy.
Do you know how to drive stick? No? Oh my...

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:16:10 No.15321861
>My mother was about twenty and had borrowed her father’s car to go to a party. Around midnight, after dropping off the last of her friends, she stopped at a red light. Suddenly, a man jumped into the front seat and held a gun to her head, ordering her to keep driving. My mother didn’t scream, didn’t panic. She followed his instructions, which were to keep driving in no particular direction. After a while, she finally took a good look at her abductor and realized this fearsome gunman was actually a malnourished, scared, and exhausted young man. Maybe he was a drug addict— it’s hard to say. He was certainly desperate. Eventually, he asked Georgette to surrender the car. She was quiet for a few seconds, and then simply replied, “I can’t do that. If I don’t bring the car home, my father will kill me. And I think I’d rather you do it than him.” That was not the answer he was looking for.

>My mother then began a conversation with the man.

>“What could be so wrong with your life,” she asked, “that you would think this is the answer?” The man didn’t reply. She began wearing down his resolve and dissipating his anger by telling him that if he killed her, he would ruin not only his own life and hers, but her father’s, too, because he would die of heartbreak. My mother always had a way with lost souls. Not necessarily ones with guns, but still, people rarely ruffled her feathers. Along an abandoned street, the gunman motioned for her to pull over, fished out forty dollars from her wallet, and left. My mother drove home slowly, her nerves, which had been steely and calm, dissolved into shakes and shudders. By the time she got home, she could barely feel her legs.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:23:52 No.15321894
>>15318737
Accelerate like a fag in an automatic R33 GTS-t leaving the Maccas drive through and take the cunt for a drag along the road.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:25:20 No.15321903
>>15321861
Learn into greentext nigger

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:28:17 No.15321917
>>15321903
Thanks for the ((You)), faggot.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:29:50 No.15321923
get out of car, draw pistol, shoot him

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:35:42 No.15321954
>>15318737
Put it in first, act like you are parking
dump the clutch, scare unexpectedly
Honk horn while doing so

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:36:25 No.15321958
since apparently I'm american now I'd get out and slowly turn around pull two ak-47s out of my fat rolls and gun him down

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:37:44 No.15321965
>>15318737
This

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:38:25 No.15321972
>>15318802
That engine is literally designed as two inline 6's

Even has two Ecu's

I don't know why bmw couldn't design a proper V12 with singular components.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:40:30 No.15321982
Let him have it, when he figures out he can't drive stick, grab the gun from the passenger side while his hands are occupied, and force him out of the car

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:53:17 No.15322043
Literally tell him he can take the car as is where is. I'm not going to risk getting shot over my car, no matter how irreplaceable my car may or may not be.

Then again I drive a 10 year old Japanese luxury grand tourer.

MFW when he cant drive stick.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 00:58:12 No.15322076
>>15318737
get out of car, blow his brains out.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 01:10:06 No.15322157
That's why you should drive the original dictator model MB 600. Just close the window at max force and drive away, he'll have a hard time shooting when his arm and gun are lying on your passenger seat

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 01:18:53 No.15322204
>implying he could even get my car started
>implying i live in an area where people get car jacked

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 01:22:36 No.15322227
>>15318737
You can have the car scary dindu, just please try and total it for my insurance and have a nice day.

I've got full coverage with vehicle replacement on my truck, fuckers can take it, I'll just go get a 2013 to replace my 2011 since its replacement of like model two years newer.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 01:23:54 No.15322238
>>15319060
>little does he know that it will kill him
>around right hand corners it goes dorifto for no reason
>rear shock strut is completely fucked

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 02:44:31 No.15322717
>>15318737
Get out of the car and flip my kill switch, run away, call cops, come back in 5 minutes and get my car from down the block.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 04:29:10 No.15323413
>>15318737
Trip the hidden kill switch and run

come back 10 minutes later for my whip

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 04:38:06 No.15323455
>get out of the car with key fob in pocket
>double tap the hatch release so he gets a warning light on dash
>watch him stall it
>get shot

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 04:39:18 No.15323457
let him take the car, when he's about a block away activate remote kill I have in my pocket at all times

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 07:47:29 No.15324127
>woah take it easy
>get out of my car
>shoot him with my sidearm

Was it that difficult?

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Regret_the_Van 2016-06-24 08:00:21 No.15324155
This is why I drive with my doors locked. Hard for a car jacker to get in when he can't open the door.

I drive with the windows up most of time because I have long hair and it gets in my face otherwise.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 08:05:44 No.15324172
>>15318737
this is bus

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 08:07:57 No.15324182
>>15324172
Well, can I buy your bus then?

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 08:09:16 No.15324186
>>15324182
yes this is my stop anyway

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 08:21:19 No.15324208
>>15322204
>implying i live in an area where people get car jacked

You can't necessarily avoid them because the commute to where you are. That's how it is in Johannesburg (south africa). You live in a nice area and go to work in a guarded nice area. So they come to your home area and look for people getting into their cars or getting out of them.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 09:55:35 No.15324328
>>15319175
So does that mean America is fucked under Trump already?

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 13:12:27 No.15324767
>>15324328
Pretty much, we are already feeling the effects of his divisive and fascist policies.
>Trump hasn't even been elected yet and already I see the stains of fascism creeping in.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 13:23:09 No.15324793
Hit the gas and do a skid uleh

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 14:21:54 No.15324985
>>15318737
Become mazingolfer z.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 14:29:50 No.15325027
>>15324208
Don't live around roody poos

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 14:36:42 No.15325052
>>15318784
>Punch it
YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT.

>>15318827
>laugh and drive off,
YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT.

>>15318853
You successfully killed the perpetrator in the back as he was leaving you unharmed. Black Lives Matter is on your case using federal money to prosecute you under the various laws. You will spend over $500,000 of your own money and loans to pay off the legal bills. Pyrrhic Victory.

>>15318899
>Draw my katana and cut his gun in half
YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT while daydreaming.

>>15319022
>pull out my conceal carry taser and stun him
YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT while reaching for your penis

>>15319059
>let him have it, won't get far when the key gets out of range anyhow
You fooled him by keeping the Killswitch Fob on your house key ring separate from the car keys (valet, ignition). If he saw you remove the car keys from ignition he would have shot you.

>>15319067
YOU WIN. Carjacker is severely injured when you trigger detonated the pipe bomb which also injured yourself. One eye and one testicle is lacerated. Your new nickname is "Half Nose Split Lip". Pyrrhic Victory.

>>15319068
>Get out of the car and never ever visit the U.S. again.
You are unable to return due to the new wall the next president builds.

>>15319138
YOU WIN. Your training shows. Carjacker killed.

>>15319175
>>15319250
>Daily reminder Omar Mateen was a registered Democlap
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Mateen
Mateen's father, Mir Seddique Mateen continues to live in Florida and to express gratitude towards the Taliban. He is from the Pashtun (anti USA) tribal area of Afghanistand and Pakistan. He and his family moved to the USA for a better life. Mateen posted on one of his Facebook accounts: "The real muslims will never accept the filthy ways of the west ..

>>15320071
That kind of self-defense not legal in the USA.

>>15320297
>>15322717
>>15323457
This.

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Anonymous 2016-06-24 14:44:55 No.15325080
>>15318737
>Get out, while flicking fuel pump switch under dashboard
>call police
>go get my car down the block







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