Sup photo fags?
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It's Jeff, the highschool quarterback that tormented you for your geekiness back when you were still undergoing puberty.
I can see you haven't gotten any less dorky since the 10th grade. Is this really what you do for fun? Take pictures of random litter-strewn alleyways and girls who agree to model for the free profile pictures but with whom you would NEVER have a chance of getting laid? Pathetic.
Anyway, it's too bad you never learned to handle a pigskin the way I could. I'm currently the star player on the team at my university, and I'm already getting connections in the NFL, so I'm pretty much set for life. Tell me, has National Geographic contacted you after seeing that really cool picture of that bush with a bit of snow on it that you posted to Instagram yet? lol.
Anyway, I thought I'd just let you know that my football team is having a Winter Formal dance with the members of the cheer leading team and we need a photo-sissy to get pictures of the event.
Since pictures like these probably are worth more than the rest of the shit you put in your portfolio I assume you'll have no problem doing it for free.
If you do a good job maybe we'll let you come get shots at our next game, I bet you really get off to taking photos of built men playing sports.
Anyway, if you're interested, show up to the University outdoor pavilion this Friday at 6:00.
Just remember to keep your spindly, greasy hands away from the girls. They're quite loyal to us and quite frankly you don't stand a chance with them.
Smell you later dork.
/gear/ - Gear thread
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Other one is near bump limit >>2986527
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I repeat, ANYTHING GEAR RELATED goes in here.
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