Baww thread / epic fail thread
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So after a year of the most disastrous relationship that makes soap operas seem tame by comparison, she not only broke it off for the umpteenth time, but quickly started dating another guy to help her move on. That was in the beginning of January. However, she still kept in contact, because she still was hoping to "fix me".
I had told her at one point before that when I was back in [insert Eurotrash country] as a kid, I never had Valentine's day in school, and never got the type of notes and cards that grade school kids give each other on Valentine's. Even though we were not together, she decided to give me this little present, shown on the right (it bears noting here that I'm 33 and she was 21). Yep, some of those are scratch&sniff. Talk about pulling my emotional strings... and that, after on my birthday previously she had given me a carefully calligraphed letter and booklet.
I decided to return the favor, especially knowing how much she hated that I never gave her a gift that I had made herself (she said so once when she texted me over an hour and a half the 100 or so things she hated relating to me), and that she liked poetry.