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>deleting Archiver/UTV thread
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:31:14 No.40586828
The Masterpiece of our Generation
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:32:56 No.40586897
Archiver is one of the mod.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:33:26 No.40586912
According to the IRC it's being investigated by police. The youtube videos were recorded inside UTV's appartment.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:34:17 No.40586938
>The youtube videos were recorded inside UTV's appartment.
You shitting me m8?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:34:22 No.40586940
who is UTV and why should i care?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:34:54 No.40586956
its UTV doing this himself, right?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:34:58 No.40586958
Stop responding to Australia.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:35:39 No.40586983
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I don't think they are the same person. This is a crude evidence but I am still not sure.
>That 4 second post difference
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:35:44 No.40586986
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Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:35:50 No.40586991
He is nobody.
You shouldn't care.
Yes, he is doing this himself.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:35:59 No.40586993
this is /sp/'s greatest moment
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:36:21 No.40587003
probably not the same yeh
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:36:24 No.40587004
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:36:37 No.40587010
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>just reaching daylight savings
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:37:40 No.40587046
/trb/ personality, there is no reason you should have ever heard of him and if you have you have almost as many problems as the archiver
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:38:23 No.40587073
Why does UTV like Spiderman?
?It is obvious from his various references to the series and usage of it as a part of his ruse cruise itinerary that UTV is a huge fan of Spiderman. Its interesting because he doesn’t seem as though he is a massive superhero fan but his passion for spiderman continues to shine through. I wish to look into some of the reasons why he is such a big fan of the caped crusader.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:38:39 No.40587080
has UTV even posted a response?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:39:49 No.40587123
Anonymous 2013-10-08 04:40:33 No.40587147
There shouldn't be any trips any more man, if you sport a trip after THIS shit I don't know what to say
I'm genuinely too creeped out to watch them.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:30:56 No.40589041
Just was judging by the 20 "WHO IS UTV" posts in every one of these threads so far
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:31:00 No.40589044
what in the fuck
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:31:36 No.40589070
All of them are Americans who don't go into soccer threads.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:31:50 No.40589079
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Just another reason to laugh at povertydive some more
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:32:26 No.40589090
I wasn't around for her, just seen pics of those feeders
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:32:39 No.40589097
HADSJHSA HAAS GAGDSAHAD HGASGSAHASH
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:32:52 No.40589105
>his country's only addition to the world is french fries in gravy with cheese
>new jersey diners have been doing this for ages anyway
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:32:57 No.40589108
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:33:00 No.40589111
think he was well known in yuro /sp/
american /sp/ didn't know he was until yesterday though yeah
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:34:44 No.40589152
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LUK AT ME IMM A REEL AMERICUN FUK DAT FAGGY POVERTY BALL SHIIIT
Stop disrespecting UTVs life.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:35:00 No.40589161
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>tfw will never own a UTV post belt
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:35:33 No.40589174
What the shit is this about Youtube videos?
They aren't in the pdf, wtf?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:35:47 No.40589178
>his life has so little meaning that he resorts to patriotism like all the other low class uneducated ignoramuses on earth
>his nations only claim to fame is being the worlds largest economy for the past 50 years because of mere population and having the lowest quality of life in the first world
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:35:55 No.40589184
Calm down Canada, your country doesn't care about semenball either.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:36:00 No.40589188
Yes they are
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:36:21 No.40589203
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:36:50 No.40589212
It does in Southern Ontario where 50% of Canada lives. Hockey is just our national sport.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:37:08 No.40589213
Yes they are.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:37:23 No.40589227
But what if I think it's extremely weird yet love it at the same time
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:37:35 No.40589232
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Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:38:18 No.40589249
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And feed you potatoes. Don't forget that.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:38:24 No.40589252
second video link fixed
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:39:27 No.40589267
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Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:39:32 No.40589270
I love it and it's weird.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:39:50 No.40589280
>implying I am at all proud of my country right now
>inferring that that means that I think my hat is anything other than a way to cover my bald spot
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:41:02 No.40589307
RIP UTV. At least you died how you lived. By being stalked on 4chan
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:41:15 No.40589314
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>we will send you a piece of him every week
>remove his feet and force him to eat potatoes then send his short, fat, corpse to you
I guess they'll have to send my sides first.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:41:54 No.40589331
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>separation of church and state
>in god we trust on all currency
Sometimes being a hat is better than a joke embodied as a nation.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:42:22 No.40589340
>there are people on /sp/ right now who think this is normal behavior, even for a joke
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:42:40 No.40589349
Isn't this literally how autisitc people behave?
Like in the last video for example.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:43:06 No.40589363
>being worried about what is normal
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:43:35 No.40589375
>in god we trust
>being anything other than a ruse to dispel fears of communism during the Cold War
>canadia concerning themselves with the outside world
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:43:36 No.40589376
bet he doesn't even smoke crack
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:43:38 No.40589377
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Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:44:14 No.40589397
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Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:44:44 No.40589408
Calm down archiver, I didn't mean any harm. Don't stalk me :(
RussiaStrong 2013-10-08 05:44:45 No.40589411
lolololol look wot i found m8s
fb . com/phil.u.evans
I DON'T CARE, BAN ME MODS, I'M ON HOTEL INTERNET FAGGOTS
fb . com/phil.u.evans
Also, I have UTV's archiver's info as well, should I drop it or?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:44:50 No.40589413
Yeah, the average Americans head contains heaps of knowledge of the outside world. The average American is actually proud about knowing nothing of what is outside its borders.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:45:02 No.40589418
whadda fug DDDDDDDD:
Skip to 6:30 for maximum spookage.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:45:11 No.40589420
fuck i wanna get this niggas CAD skills
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:45:11 No.40589421
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:45:48 No.40589441
hilarious meme that never gets old!!!
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:46:04 No.40589448
Yes, Archiver is in Canada. He managed to make a quick escape from Britain across the Atlantic in less than 2 hours.
>breaking the mold of our argument
>recycling my argument
Feels good to win as always.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:47:02 No.40589477
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:47:06 No.40589481
There is no way that is him. Just because it says UTV means nothing. UTV is an acronym for a common saying amongst Aston Villa supporters.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:47:09 No.40589484
Every day until you like it.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:47:20 No.40589490
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Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:47:21 No.40589491
He deserves this psycho's wrath
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:47:33 No.40589495
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Check your privilege, non Canadian scum
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:47:39 No.40589499
How do you know it's him?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:47:52 No.40589506
His real name isn't even Phil
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:47:56 No.40589508
>are an proxy elite?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:48:11 No.40589514
As an atheist I fucking love these pics anyone have more ?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:48:23 No.40589524
how is that meant to be him?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:48:27 No.40589526
wtf am I looking at
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:48:36 No.40589530
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Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:48:52 No.40589541
OMG SO EPIC you googled "phil utv" and posted the first link
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:48:59 No.40589544
>wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya
>excited to play some halo 2k19
>"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"
>"Doritos™ Dew™ it right"
>"ERROR! Please drink a verification can"
>reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest
>only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
>still feeling sick from the 14
>force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"
>xbox does nothing
>i attempt to smile
>"Connecting to verification server"
>boot up halo 2k19
>finding multiplayer match...
>"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"
>my mother just walked in the room
>"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"
>"Console entering lock state!"
>"to unlock drink verification can"
>"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"
>drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick
>pour the last half out the window
>"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
>the mountain dew ad plays
>i have to dance for it
>feeling so sick
>makes me sing along
>dancing and singing
>"mountain dew is for me and you"
>throw up on my self
>throw up on my tv and entertainment system
>"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"
>"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:49:08 No.40589547
>Song ParodiesWho needs the transfer thread (who needs the originally)(this song would be sung by UTV moments after realising his no longer likes outer /sp/ because he can be himself within /trb/)You see, whether fan group, off or online, or a BNP meeting,theres no community I’ve been to that I’d rather call my homeWhen I first arrived you all circlejerkedBut now I’ve come to lovvveYour quirks, Mibby with his ass not tight,Morz with thongs his sis stained whiteFella asks about our saves, Ladford >goes to nightclub ravesGrenvilles a delightful paddy, you won’t leave me like my daddyGrenville: Haha, you’re OKWho needs the transfer thread, now time to work your head,Oh won’t you rhyme with me?Who needs the transfer thread?Ladford: They kill theirbanter deadMib: Their rumours are misleadFella: I believe nothing they’ve saidGrenville: The transfer thread is real... dohWho needs the transfer thread?Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeForget the transfer threadGoodbye to transfer threadWho needs the transfer thread?Not me!
This nigga is hilarious
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:49:15 No.40589549
Because Americans and non footballfags do not know what UTV means.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:50:37 No.40589583
Here I just made this for you. They'll start piling up soon.
RussiaStrong 2013-10-08 05:51:41 No.40589616
i didn't find it myself, archiver actually found it. he had this link and a few others stored. so if it's not him, it's on archiver and not me
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:52:26 No.40589636
>>in god we trust
>>being anything other than a ruse to dispel fears of communism during the Cold War
Huh, I guess my 1901 Barber half dollar with "In God We Trust" on it was all part of the war on communism.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:52:37 No.40589640
You googled "phil utv" and posted the first link, don't lie
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:53:24 No.40589658
UTV lives in Kent, Archiver even made note of that so who ever that was is not Archiver.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:53:45 No.40589661
Yeah pretty much
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:54:04 No.40589674
So you're making threads for me now ? Thanks archiver - I mean anon.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:54:28 No.40589682
where are there country and atheist arguments going on in the based archiver thread?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:55:27 No.40589707
what the fuck is Archiver/UTV?
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:55:56 No.40589715
Canada's being a faggot.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:56:16 No.40589723
read the thread
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:56:27 No.40589725
See, like fucking clockwork
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:56:46 No.40589737
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Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:57:08 No.40589743
This is Archiver:
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:57:08 No.40589744
Right on cue. /pol/ is bad, but sometimes in a funny way
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:58:47 No.40589783
I dun got booked
Anonymous 2013-10-08 05:59:35 No.40589806
>tfw one of my posts is quoted on there
Anonymous 2013-10-08 06:01:14 No.40589849
I wish archiver would openly post so we could ask him questions...promise we won't report you to the police just show yourself
LeX 2013-10-08 06:01:46 No.40589856
>tfw no one will stalk me ;_;
Anonymous 2013-10-08 06:02:44 No.40589877
I'd stalk you
Anonymous 2013-10-08 06:02:47 No.40589878
Would you mind telling me which so I can keep an archive of you anon
Anonymous 2013-10-08 06:02:51 No.40589881
You're next LeX. Don't worry. I never really had the heart to say anything until today.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 06:02:55 No.40589883
>tfw you made the cut
Anonymous 2013-10-08 06:03:44 No.40589902
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No one could fall in love with you.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 06:03:49 No.40589903
I'm going to hope and pray seans next I hate that faggot
Anonymous 2013-10-08 06:04:29 No.40589915
What do these videos mean??
I cntrl-Fed and looked for "Volume 26" and it didn't exist.
Is this an ARG? He doesn't explain what the hell these are in the reading.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 06:04:46 No.40589927
Remember when LeXplorer pretended that someone was stalking him at best buy but it was actually just his own fat, autistic, balding self
Anonymous 2013-10-08 06:05:16 No.40589937
They're unlisted. Only those with the link can see it.
Anonymous 2013-10-08 06:05:32 No.40589942
Only The Archiver knows.
RussiaStronk 2013-10-08 06:05:43 No.40589946
You basically stalk me you fuck, nice sending hundreds of texts to me and my gf crying why i won't talk to you anymore and then saying every day you're going to come over to my house
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