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Anonymous 2012-11-26 04:56:35 No.28585781

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>tfw she has a boyfriend


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Anonymous 2012-11-26 04:57:12 No.28585795
no one cares

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 04:57:49 No.28585809

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>tfw no matter how many frogs you post on /sp/, she'll never love you

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 04:58:09 No.28585815
>tfw no gf of your own to hold hold and cuddle with

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 04:58:41 No.28585831

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>>28585809
>mfw you are right.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 04:58:48 No.28585837

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kill yourself op

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:00:06 No.28585874
I'm absolutely sick of this shit on /sp/. This isn't bro culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for SPORTS, not group therapy. Take this shit to /soc/. None of you will ever get a girlfriend, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance with a girl, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are sports on right now. "But I don't follow that sport, it's boring." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other board or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave this board and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture my fucking ass. Go kill yourself you fucking halfbreed.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:00:14 No.28585879

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>>28585837
maybe I should :'(

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:00:51 No.28585892
I know that feel OP. I know that feel. Just gotta stay strong

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:01:51 No.28585929
>>28585874

this x 9001

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:02:21 No.28585939
While he's probably balls deep in her right now, you could be doing something much better rather than obsessing over it.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:02:21 No.28585940
>tfw no qt3.14azngfwgr8feets

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:03:26 No.28585970

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>tfw you're her boyfriend

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:03:45 No.28585980
>in love with my best friend
>tell her
>she'll "always have feelings for me"
>got fucked by some dude with a kid
>wants to continue seeing him
>says maybe when she's done with him we'll get a chance
>try to leave her
>she doesn't let me
>stay
>get my heart broken every day

i need to kill myself.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:04:50 No.28586014
>>28585879
>:'(
Agreed

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:04:51 No.28586016
>>28585980
>Banging a guy with a kid
Yeah that's a red flag to beat it

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:05:27 No.28586031

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>>28585980
You disgust me.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:05:42 No.28586039
>>28586016
He just had the kid six months ago. The mother is still his best friend.

What the fuck is my problem, /sp/? Why do I let some girl control my fucking life?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:06:04 No.28586050
>tfw she got back with ex again
God damnit, I need to get over this

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God Bless 2012-11-26 05:06:29 No.28586062

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>tfw you are slowly regretting your companion choice

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:06:42 No.28586074

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>>28585874
stay mad

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:07:20 No.28586089

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:07:30 No.28586094
>>28585781
If there are no girls vying for your attention now there will never be. You are an evolutionary dead end. Accept it and focus onmaking yourself happy. Because you're lucky as shit to be living in this era of human history and in a first world country.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:07:42 No.28586096

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>>28585970
>mfw it's starting to get boring

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:08:13 No.28586105
This is not sports related.

I honestly think you all need to die. I can't fucking stand faggots like you parading around /sp/ thinking you can just get on and post whatever the fuck you guys want. This is a SPORTS board. For SPORTS. This isn't sports, no matter how you see it this is in no way related to sports. You do realize there's a board that actually talks about this stuff...right? It's called 420chan. I suggest you get your asses over there and make a thread instead of putting this stupid shit on a board that obviously doesn't want this shit on here. For crying out loud I'm sick to death with this stupid shit. Why won't the mods do anything about it? Oh yeah, that's right, because the mods are a bunch of fucking retards like you lot in here. So it's time to fuck off you faggots, nobody wants your retarded shit on this board and I hope to God that somebody tracks down all of you and mutilates you in the most painful way possible for doing shit like this. Do you think you're better than everyone else by doing this shit? Do you think you're the BOSS or some shit like that? Because you're not. In fact, you're the opposite. You're a bunch of little nerdy losers talking about some irrelevant shit on a sports board. Everyone is sick to death of people like you just waltzing in with your tiny dicks, masturbating at other people act like stupid retards on a moronic website that has no value to it. You are all a fucking stain on society. There, I said it. You need to fucking leave, I'm so fucking pissed off at this shit and how the mods aren't dealing with this obvious non-sports related content. You know, it feels so fucking good after I realize how much better I am than all of you. It makes me feel on top of the world while you pests flock to shitty threads like this like a fly to a huge log of shit. So it's time to fuck off you fuckbags, it's obviously time to go.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:08:28 No.28586108
>>28586060
I was telling him to do it.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:08:58 No.28586119

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>tfw gf

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:10:15 No.28586150

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>Not fucking her anyway

Seriously, chicks cheat more than men.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:10:31 No.28586158

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>overhear crush talking to her friend
>friend: you should date anon~ haha
>crush: omg EW

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:11:18 No.28586174
>>28586158
Bang her friend.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:12:06 No.28586198

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>decide to go on /fit/
>their bro culture is a lot more alpha
>can relate to them somewhat
>look back to /sp/
>you guys are a bunch of beta faggots crying over shit

Most alpha board on 4chan they said.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:12:13 No.28586200

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>>28585781
>>28586163
>>>http://www.reddit.com/r/datfeel/

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:12:34 No.28586208

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>>28586039
Are you aware that there are over 3.5 billion females in the world. Yes you can widdle that number down to just adult women, and widdle it down farther to women that speak your languages and widdle it down further to just 7 out of 10's and above but that still leaves AT LEAST millions of women.

I'm just saying man, that one single girl really doesnt HAVE to be the only girl for you. If she cant appreciate you then go find one that will.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:12:50 No.28586217
>>28586198
man I'm on /fit/ more than I'm on /sp/ and we have beta threads constantly.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:13:17 No.28586229

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>>28586105

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:14:09 No.28586248

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This is why I keep coming back, to feel superior

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:15:12 No.28586272
>>28586208
it's whittle you dumb turd

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:15:23 No.28586276

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>tfw just found out a girl likes me
>tfw now I have to stop fucking her so I don't hurt her too bad
Bitches always get emotional on me, but I don't have time for that shit.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:15:54 No.28586287
>>28586198
/fit/ is the most grossly insecure manchild board on 4chan, moreso than even /a/. you have much to learn and time spent lurking if you really look up to them

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:17:18 No.28586319

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what's your excuse for not getting a gf on 4chan?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:18:08 No.28586335
>>28586272
My point remains valid

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:18:23 No.28586339
>>28586319
I'm stalking Misa as we speak

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:19:03 No.28586359
>>28586319
>tfw met a girl on /d/
>tfw we had an LDR for a while and even saw each other once
>tfw it didn't work out
>tfw we've both moved on but are still friends

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:19:06 No.28586360
If you are going to make off topic, make it interesting and not this lame garbage

seriously, you fucks ruin off topic for the rest of us

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:19:15 No.28586366
>>28586319
Because its not an actual woman

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:19:49 No.28586378
Guys, having a gf isn't all it's cracked up to be.

The girl you're imagining does not exist, trust me. There is no girl who is cute and has the body type you like, has the personality you like, and who will accept you for who you are. It will not happen. I'm not saying you won't get a gf but she won't be what you imagined.

On top of that, no matter what whenever a girl says "I'm not like most girls", do NOT believe that for a second. She will cheat on you if you give her a reason to and/or she might do it just because. When she says she doesn't mind you watching the game or hanging out with your friends, she is full of shit. They want the attention and although you're thinking now that "I'd give her all the attention in the world for her to be with me", you won't when you see that you sometimes want your own space in the relationship. However, bitches don't understand so therefore that will lead to a fight. Fighting will be a near constant thing because they can't be satisfied no matter what.

You will also spend money like you never have before. You'll be broke before you know it. Don't think you got money because the more you have, the more she'll suggest doing things that are expensive on your dime. If you're broke, well you had no chance from the beginning.

I am just speaking from my own experiences and seeing the relationships of the people around me. Relationships aren't the greatest thing, but don't let me tell you that. Get a gf and see how happy you'll actually be.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:20:11 No.28586386
>>28585781
I know that feel, but I also know the feel of her boy friend being really paranoid I am going to steal her from him and him telling her not to talk to me even though she still does like all the fucking time.

I also keep telling her to break up

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:20:13 No.28586388
>>28586319
Every girl I meet off of here is some mixture of

>fat
>smelly
>insane

Usually just two.

Remember those chicks in high school who'd dye their hair terribly and wear pajama pants to class and had a new fugly-ass boyfriend every couple months? That's the typical girl on 4chan.

An online hive of autism and weeabooery is not the place to be looking for love.

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God Bless 2012-11-26 05:20:24 No.28586393
>>28586378

lol someone settled

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:21:00 No.28586408
>>28586393
Nope. Single atm.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:21:11 No.28586411
>>28586378
>not telling her at the beginning of the relationship that if she's going to cheat on you, to break up with you first

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Nathaniel 2012-11-26 05:21:31 No.28586421
>tfw no gay guy who likes the same things as me exists

I can't even find a gay guy in this shitty town ;_;

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:21:35 No.28586423

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Fuck you man

Stop reminding me

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@MitchRNZNC 2012-11-26 05:22:00 No.28586430
>>28586378
Yeah, she exists. And she's attainable if you're not fucking weird. Seriously, you can be ugly shit as long as you're not fucking weird.

Under 25? Take $500 and go to American Eagle and Express, get a new wardrobe. Fuck it, ask the cutest girl working there to help you pick out a wardrobe.

Go from there.

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Virus Virus 2012-11-26 05:22:05 No.28586435
>tfw your 30 something german gf will never embrace your skat fetish because she is a dirty southern german and not a real northern german master race scat loving nazi qt 3.14

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:22:05 No.28586436
>tfw you asked her how her trip to new york was, and she never responded

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:22:10 No.28586439
>tfw you see her flirting with someone else

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:22:16 No.28586444
>>28586421
What town?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:22:17 No.28586445

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>tfw I'm her boyfriend
>tfw she's in the shower
>tfw she'll probably suck me off before we go to bed

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OtterHips 2012-11-26 05:22:41 No.28586460

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>you will never have a qt spanish gf

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:22:43 No.28586462

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>>28586430
>American Eagle

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God Bless 2012-11-26 05:22:48 No.28586465
>>28586408

So you had a whore for a gf. So what man? It happens to all of us at one point in our lives, doesnt mean they are all like that.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:22:52 No.28586469
>>28586430
>this delusion

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ForBoston 2012-11-26 05:23:22 No.28586480
>drunk text her at 2 am saying "I miss you more than anything"
>wake up and see it and want to die
>"well I guess it's not too bad I said it, maybe she'll appreciate it"
>she responds "nice drunk text"
>try to play it off like it wasn't a drunk text

kill meeeeeeeeeeeee. I can attract plenty of good looking girls but I never want to do anything to them because I'm afraid she'll find out and think I don't love her.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:23:32 No.28586486
>>28586378
>tfw gf
>tfw still not happy

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:23:54 No.28586494
>>28586460
>Spanish
>qt 3.14 gf
Pick exactly one

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:23:59 No.28586497
>>28586465
And what cute little rom-com did you watch today?

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@MitchRNZNC 2012-11-26 05:24:05 No.28586500
>>28586462
>implying it's not the same shit as Express with shitty marketing

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Virus Virus 2012-11-26 05:24:24 No.28586510
>>28586460
nice arab genes you got there

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:24:26 No.28586511
>>28586486
>got unlucky enough to get a girlfriend when you were seeking happiness and self worth in other things so you never learned how to find it within yourself
>forever emotionally doomed

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:25:46 No.28586544
>tfw no gf ever
>tfw nobody will ever love you

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:26:25 No.28586568

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>mfw I see a beta friendzoned hard persisting nonetheless

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@MitchRNZNC 2012-11-26 05:27:11 No.28586590
>>28586568
>not wingmanning him
Dude, what the hell?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:27:40 No.28586605

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> tfw no Taylor Swift to cuddle when she is cold, to cheer up when she is upset, to tell her how beautiful she is when she is low on confidence

Some times I wished I had a life size doll and when ever I see her cry I could cuddle it and she will feel it and cheer up

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:27:44 No.28586606
>>28586276

>those fake "I love yous" in the bed to prolong the good sex before you get bored and walk out
>her falling for it

GOT EM

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Brittfar 2012-11-26 05:28:08 No.28586616

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>tfw you and the bank teller both spill spaghetti everytime you see each other
>tfw still don't have the guts to pull the trigger

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Shlomo Weinstein 2012-11-26 05:28:55 No.28586640

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>tfw haven't gotten a haircut in three months
>tfw doing no Shave November

I am amazed that I can still get chicks to talk to me when I go out

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Nathaniel 2012-11-26 05:29:07 No.28586645

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>>28586444

It's a small town in Nevada, 2k population and about 6 hours away from any big town.

>tfw no gay sex

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:29:17 No.28586653
>tfw never really been attracted to anyone before

It's weird man.

Like I don't even really get erections or anything.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:29:22 No.28586657
>>28586616

Fuck you. Man up.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:29:24 No.28586658

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>Tfw crippling social anxiety that prevents you from ever asking out a chick
>Finally start to confront it and ask a girl whom i've been talking to for the whole semester out for coffee
>Night before we're supposed to meet up I get a text saying she cant make it cause she has meeting with college adviser group shit

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:29:30 No.28586661
>>28586411

>not telling her that if she ever cheats on you you will kill her
>not going into detail about it and acting serious


let them know you are a little on edge and that you have no problem offing them if they fuck up.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:29:45 No.28586671
>tfw she's engaged to a greasy metalhead neckbeard and failure
>tfw he's still cooler than me

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:30:06 No.28586680
>>28586653
so you're asexual?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:30:08 No.28586682
>>28586661
i'd have to rewatch american psycho to make sure i had the lines down if i was going to do that

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God Bless 2012-11-26 05:30:16 No.28586687
>>28586497

Dude... what?

If it helps, im engaged to a very beautiful, virgin, 4'11 rich love bug so I know for a fact women that are amazing and exactly my type are out there.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:30:57 No.28586700
>>28586645
Move here. We have a neighborhood you'd absolutely love.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:31:02 No.28586706
>>28586687

Why dont'cha get fucked?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:31:30 No.28586724
>>28586682
It's not in the movie, it's in the book

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:31:32 No.28586726
>>28586687
>virgin
>im engaged
religious?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:31:42 No.28586732
>tfw your premature ejaculation makes you afraid of sex

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:31:54 No.28586737
>meet a girl at a party
>dance with her and have a good time
>don't kiss or anything, but drop my name to her a couple of times
>she sends me a friend request on Facebook at like 1am one night
>accept it
>we chat for a bit
>she messages me daily every day after for a week
>now when she chats me she acts sort of uninterested, even though she starts the conversations
>not sure how to handle it

Is she just messaging me because she is bored? What should I do bros?

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Assin Dok 2012-11-26 05:32:18 No.28586749
>>28586687

Wait, virgin? Religious or what's up there?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:32:48 No.28586764
>>28586737

hey anon

"want to get together some time?"

problem solved

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:33:07 No.28586771
>>28586737
Are you a dumbass in your conversations?
Have you given her the dick?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:33:16 No.28586779
>tfw when your best bro's girlfriend texts you randomly
>tfw when you know their relationships rocky
worry.jpg

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:33:23 No.28586784
>>28586737
maybe actually see her

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God Bless 2012-11-26 05:33:34 No.28586791
>>28586726
>>28586749

Should have said was a virgin (wink wink).

No, she just wanted to have sex with a guy she was going to marry. Plus her mom didnt want any whore daughters I had that going for me.

Plus shes not American

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Assin Dok 2012-11-26 05:33:42 No.28586795
>>28586737

Seriously, she initiated contact and has been waiting for you to suggest getting together. Take the hint.

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Nathaniel 2012-11-26 05:33:52 No.28586801
>>28586700

Where?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:34:00 No.28586809
>>28586590
It's better you learn yourself. I think most people at one point go through oneitis at least once.

Sometimes people look like a lost cause though.....

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:34:05 No.28586812
>>28586764
>>28586771
>>28586784
She lives 20 miles away from me. Offer to meet somewhere near her?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:34:15 No.28586815
>>28586791
>she just wanted to have sex with a guy she was going to marry.

strange, i promised myself that i wouldn't have sex with the person i was going to marry.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:34:28 No.28586819
How the fuck do you meet people after graduating? I work in an office with no available/desirable women.

Do I seriously have to join a dating site? I'd really like to avoid being set up by a friend, I'd rather join a dating site than do that.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:34:59 No.28586841
>>28586819
Bars, go with a group of friends.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:35:41 No.28586857
>>28586801
Boys town in Chicago.

I know it's not anywhere near you, but gay sex is rampant around that area. You'd love it.

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Assin Dok 2012-11-26 05:35:59 No.28586866
>>28586819

College, bar, parties. Those three places can find you plenty of action, and sometimes even a meaningful relationship.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:36:37 No.28586881
>>28586812
20 miles is a joke.

I think you're gay.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:36:50 No.28586888
>>28586853
>high schooler detected
he graduated college

>>28586819
pro school / post-grad studies

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:37:23 No.28586908
>>28586853

I meant graduating

>>28586841

Well yeah, but i'm not looking for sex, i'm looking for a relationship. I fucked up by not getting a serious girlfriend in college

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:37:28 No.28586909
>>28586812

>20 miles away

do you own a car? 20 miles is nothing. ask her if she wants to chill. go see a movie, take her to a party, give her the dick in a park at night.....all work

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:37:31 No.28586912

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>>28586881
Throw me a break, I'm new to this shit.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:37:55 No.28586926
>>28586812
Or you can alpha up just ask her out. Pick her up, open doors for her, that shit. \

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:38:39 No.28586945
>>28586819
I guess the bit that no one told you is that once you actually grow the fuck up, you can meet people anywhere. Want my sage old-man advice... sign up for a 5k.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:39:12 No.28586962
>>28586460
>liking a girl who isn't north/west european or azn

Spic girls are always trying to clime on my dick, but fuck that I don't want some dirty spic herpies

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ForBoston 2012-11-26 05:39:19 No.28586964
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mFVQAOL3nQ

listen to this song and not get the feels

i dare you

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:40:09 No.28586983
>>28586964
You want to feel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o_2TeVk1tc

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:40:37 No.28587000

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How do you cure your obsession?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:40:46 No.28587004
>>28586962
>clime

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:41:00 No.28587011
>>28586779
>not telling your bro
Seriously man. Talk to him about this, and let him see the text.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:41:21 No.28587025
>>28586605
>liking a girl who is 5'11"

Enjoy her man hands

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ForBoston 2012-11-26 05:42:00 No.28587038
>>28586779

My bro's girlfriend sent me nudes once

I don't know what to feel

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OtterHips 2012-11-26 05:42:15 No.28587046
>>28586962
>you in charge of differentiating spics from spaniards

totally different brah

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:43:26 No.28587077
>>28587025
Your an emotional fucking cripple, your soul is dog shit, everything fucking thing about you is ugly.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:43:30 No.28587080
>>28587025
>tfw 6'4
>tfw no tall girls for me to date

5'11 is a good height for me brah.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:43:45 No.28587091
>>28586912
Sorry bro. Just ask her out. She seems genuinely interested in you. If you don't, I can promise you that you'll regret it, especially when you see her with someone else

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:43:52 No.28587097
>>28586732
I used to be like this. Practice fapping and edging. OD'ing on porn helps.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:44:59 No.28587120
>>28587025
people consider 5'11 to be tall?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:45:24 No.28587132
>>28587120
For a girl that is pretty tall.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:46:40 No.28587182
>>28587038
why are you in this thread? you said gorgeous girls throw themselves at you, girls you know send you nudes, you are a stud alpha male tripfag 300k starting.

why are you in a feel thread, Ice?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:47:01 No.28587193
>>28586809
Where you from bro? I know I got friendzoned, and it probably appears I'm still trying at it, but I'm okay with being friends with her, she's really cool personality-wise, besides, it never hurts to have good looking female friends. Very good way to meet other females when going out with them.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:47:35 No.28587207
>>28586983
Man fuck you. Why'd you post that?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:47:40 No.28587208
>>28587011
I wasn't really anything too bad, its just that the timing is really odd, and I was at the bar at the time, so that threw up some red flags

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:48:51 No.28587244
>>28586779
>tfw my bro's gf and I are bffs
>tfw fucking your bro's gf is like fucking your cousin in my eyes

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Brittfar 2012-11-26 05:49:45 No.28587264

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Also

>tfw she tries to kiss you after giving you a bj

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:50:02 No.28587271
>>28587244
she would probably never even touch you though right?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:51:00 No.28587301

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>friendzoned by a girl
>she starts trying to set me up with her friends
>tells me that this qt Asian girl likes me
>start flirting with this girl on a regular basis
>ask her out
>she laughs in my face and says no
>girl I am friendzoned by shows me conversations between them where this Asian girl basically calls me a piece of shit
>girl I am friendzoned by precedes to tell me that she is shocked and that I am too good for this girl
>is now trying to set me up with someone else

Should I just hang on and enjoy the ride at this point?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:51:50 No.28587324

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>>28587264
>anyone who was ever in the /sp/hl besides MILLERRRR and P.Manning getting with a female

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:52:42 No.28587351
>>28587324
>using tripfags as a standard for an entire board

They are all always faggots who disproportionately represent a board.

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Brittfar 2012-11-26 05:53:01 No.28587361

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>>28587324

>tfw my feels happened just a few nights ago

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:53:06 No.28587365
>>28587264
>caring

dude it's a turn on for girls when they see you do that, seriously

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:53:53 No.28587379
>>28586812
>20 miles
>far

What the fuck?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:53:55 No.28587381

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>>28587351
>tfw you now realize there are probably more people on /sp/ who have never heard of the /sp/hl than have

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:54:13 No.28587392
>>28587351
what does this even mean?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:54:53 No.28587413
>>28587381
>furpuck

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:54:57 No.28587416
>>28587301
I don't think that's the right reaction image but you don't seem like the brightest guy judging from your story.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:54:58 No.28587417
>>28587301
you're gettin clowned, bro

so yeah

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:55:11 No.28587422
>>28587392
It means you camel fucking, jew hating, arab being, mother fucking son of a bitch

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:55:17 No.28587426
>>28586812
20 fucking miles? Are you an underage high school faggot that doesn't even have his own car?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:56:41 No.28587459
>>28587413
>not yava hocket

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:56:54 No.28587465
>>28587426
I live in Seattle where I can use public transportation to get everywhere, so I don't own my own car. She lives in the suburbs.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:57:35 No.28587481
>>28587271
She has gotten drunk and started hitting on my hard fucking core, like really begging for the dick

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:58:08 No.28587492
>>28587465
Dude, make us proud. Get together with this girl. No excuses.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:58:55 No.28587513
>>28587481
oh really. like she literally says "please have sex with me"

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 05:59:47 No.28587532
>>28587465
>seattle
Well there's your fucking problem, you're a faggot. Borrow a friend or family member's car?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:00:37 No.28587554
>>28587465
Just go do it man. Its not that long of a distance. I drove an hour to go on dates before. Its not that big of deal

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:02:20 No.28587592

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>>28587492
>>28587532
>>28587554
Okay, #yolo let's do this shit. So I'll message her tomorrow and say like "We should go see a movie sometime. How does Les Miserables sound for this weekend?"

And then go from there.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:02:42 No.28587597
>>28587465
Ask her when she will be coming into the city next, and set up lunch.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:02:47 No.28587599
>>28587513
Like saying how hot I was and how much she liked me, she didn't literally say "please have sex with me" because she isn't a slut and because the entire time I was saying shit about her being a good friend and asking where her bf was because I'm not the asshole who fucks his friend gf

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:03:18 No.28587607
>>28587592
Oh shit, that doesn't come out until Christmas, fuck, what do I ask her to do?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:03:48 No.28587625
>>28587592
>movie date
>les miserables
God damn son, it's like you're trying NOT to get laid.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:03:54 No.28587628
>>28587599
>shes not a slut
>she wants to have sex with me and has a boyfriend

lol

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:04:20 No.28587640
>tfw he's straight

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:04:28 No.28587644
>>28587625
I thought girls liked shitty French movies. Oh god help me I am retarded at this shit.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:04:54 No.28587653
>>28587607
Relax... you're spaghetti is showing and you're not even with her.

Don't watch a movie. You won't be able to talk with her.

What does she like to do?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:05:28 No.28587669
>>28587592
NO! Movies are not a good first date if you don't know her that well. You really can't talk on a first date if it is at a movie.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:05:29 No.28587672
>>28587653
>you're
>me in charge of grammar

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:05:57 No.28587682
>>28587607
Just do dinner or something

>>28587625
You know if she's an artsy type of girl that might fly.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:06:51 No.28587698
>>28587628
I know who she has fucked and its a list of 3 people she went out with for years before she fucked them. My bro and her have been going out for 3 years. She really doesnt go around as a slut

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:07:22 No.28587713
>>28587682
>not asking her to go to a museum

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:07:29 No.28587717
Movies are a horrible first date. Only do movies on group dates with girls that you've been dating a little while. Unless you plan on doing something after.

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Brittfar 2012-11-26 06:08:24 No.28587735
>>28587592

DUDE, NO LES MIS IF YOU WANT TO GET ACTUALLY LAID.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:08:31 No.28587736
>>28587698
>keeps saying she "fucked" them

yes shes a slut

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:09:05 No.28587754

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>>28587653
>>28587682
>>28587713
>>28587717

I d-don't know what to do here brahs, she talks about how she plays piano in her spare time and that she likes Disney movies. I'm coming up dry here.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:09:58 No.28587776

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>>28587640


This feel.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:10:12 No.28587783
>>28587754


Fuck just invite her over to eat spaghetti at least put that shit to good use and don't let it rot all over the damn floor.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:10:46 No.28587802
>>28587754
Take her on a few other dates before going to the movies. It's not that hard. If you have nothing you can take her, but movies are unoriginal and you hardly ever talk. She's more focused on the movie than you, so she doesn't have any impression of you.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:10:51 No.28587803
>>28587754
Coffee, dinner, or some sort of activity like bowling or mini-golf are all acceptable first dates. Movies are not.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:10:54 No.28587804
>>28587754
>she plays piano in her spare time and that she likes Disney movies

Is she 12?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:11:25 No.28587822
>tfw she has a bigger dick than you

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Brittfar 2012-11-26 06:11:50 No.28587830
>>28587754

Bring her to a dueling piano bar. Pay for a few drinks, get a song that she requests played. Bingo, you're in like Flynn.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:11:52 No.28587831
>>28587754
bowling, ice skating, coffee, dinner. Anything that involves you two talking/having fun

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:12:10 No.28587840
>>28587736
What eves proxyfag. She is a bro and he is a bro. I wouldnt want to fuck her and ruin my friendship with either

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:12:37 No.28587852
>>28587607
Would asking to go out for coffee in Seattle be too redundant?

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Assin Dok 2012-11-26 06:12:45 No.28587856
>>28587754

Take her to go see Wreck-It Ralph or Rise of the Guardians, then go for a walk afterwards. Bonus points if it's by a lake. By the time you walk her back to her car, she'll be aching for some good night makeout session.

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sage 2012-11-26 06:12:51 No.28587861
>>28587713

>going to the museum ever

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:12:55 No.28587864
>>28587754
Find some nice park or neighborhood around there and go explore it and get some coffee

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:12:56 No.28587865

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>>28587822

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:13:56 No.28587894
>>28587852
>>28587852
It doesn't have to be actual coffee. That's not the point.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:14:09 No.28587899
>>28587852
Only if it is Starbucks.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:14:13 No.28587901

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I want a gf too guys. I've never had one

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:14:30 No.28587911

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I'll ask her to go eat at an Italian restaurant and then go for a walk afterwards. All of my spaghetti will be on the table when we eat, so if I spill some it won't be as bad.

Will report back tomorrow night in a different beta thread.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:14:40 No.28587916

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> tfw you haven't been truly loved by another person in recent memory
> tfw you just want someone to love
> tfw you can't even masturbate because the idea of pure love is weighing heavy on your mind

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:15:58 No.28587947
>>28587840
i didnt want to seem like that, just seems like you shouldnt be doing anything with her that is all. whatever your problem is hopefully it gets solved

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:16:15 No.28587959
>>28587894
So it can be fake coffee? Virtual coffee? What is the alternative to "actual coffee"?

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:16:33 No.28587964
>>28587916
>tfw you want to fap and then she texts you and now you really have to fap but cant because you would feel embarrassed about fapping when she just got back with her ex

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:16:38 No.28587965
>tfw you can't even afford a real love doll

Woe is being beta and poor

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:17:17 No.28587977

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>>28587965
That feel.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:17:29 No.28587984
>>28587947
Thanks, my problem isnt with her at all. It is that I found like the cutest fucking girl and she wants to be friends

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:18:50 No.28588018
>>28587959
I'm getting trolled pretty hard here, but here goes...

You can get any beverage they serve in the coffee shop (tea, hot chocolate, juices, water etc) The point is you guys are sitting at a table together conversing and getting to know each other.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:19:16 No.28588030

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:19:28 No.28588034
>>28587984
good luck but i suggest telling her that you post on /sp/. most girls knows that people who post on /sp/ are generally alpha as fuck and she'll get wet as fuck if you tell her

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Brittfar 2012-11-26 06:19:45 No.28588038
>>28588018

She won't respect you unless you get the darkest brew and drink it black. Like a man.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:19:46 No.28588041

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>still not grasping the concept that mammals are not meant to be in relationships

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:19:56 No.28588046

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>>28587977
hhhhhnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:23:01 No.28588121
>>28588038
...

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:24:38 No.28588169
>>28588018
Put on your trip, man.

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:26:37 No.28588218

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Get on the Feel Coaster guys

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Anonymous 2012-11-26 06:26:41 No.28588224
>>28588169
Don't have one.







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