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>Welcome back to /srg/, chummer!
>Watch your Back
>Never, ever go near that fucking clown
I'm not sure if this pic (from Shadowbeat) is supposed to be Harlequin, but it may be the only time I've seen a picture of that clown that didn't make me hate him.
More to the point, how often do you or your group interact with Horizon, the Paparazzi, or other Hollywood/media types? Any stories? Running a game set in LA soon and I've got a few decent hooks, but I'm always looking for more.
Neckbeard Quest/Yotsube life #27
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If you wish to switch character files, even number must simply suggest PAUSE, FILE SELECT. You may second even numbers in hopes your post lands an even number.
Well, your body can fuel off of sweets, tastey foods, cum, and-
Eclipse Phase General
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>Fuck it, scrub everything edition
>Eclipse Phase PDFs
>Eclipse Phase hacking cheet sheet
>Eclipse Phase The Stars Our Destination Scumfleet book
>Eclipse Phase NPC File 1
>Eclipse Phase xls Character sheet
>3 new adventures for your use in convenient PDF form
>Various Eclipse Phase fanmade resources, and links to more
>An Eclipse Phase yearblog full of items, locations, NPCs, and plot hooks
>Morph Recognition Guide
>Advice for new players and GMs
We have the Firewall book coming up, so let's bring things to discussion of alternate takes on Firewall, new and sexy gear, and whether anyone's ever played on an erasure team or how they run them as GMs.
Erquest Online [ Quest ]
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"Welcome to Erquest Online," says the voice coming off of your speakers, professional and feminine, "Please put on your AR-set and we will begin calibrations, please do not remove your AR-set during this process."
They've gotten popular these last few years, but this'll be your first time playing a VRMMO, after the whole incident with Bladesong Online and Lost Records, Alternate Reality Sets were banned from the market for further testing. But it looks like some time after you graduated high school, they finally found a compromise to sell safe AR-sets, and the VRMMOs that accompanied them.
You weren't particularly keen to jump into a microwave helmet, but your friends Ervin and Lloyd have been pestering for you to join them. Sounds like a new expansion just came out for this Erquest Online game, and they dropped the subscription model for it. Some hundred dollars down the drain for the equipment bundled with the game and the expansion, a long installation, a dozen disclaimers and TOS blocks later, and now the game is almost ready.
Well, it seems like a decent enough way to kill time after work. Not like you have much else to do. You can count your friends on two fingers, your small apartment doesn't let you keep any pets other than the spider dangling over your TV, and the only woman you've talked to in months is your boss at the office--even your mother doesn't call you these days.
Your computer chair is uncomfortable enough, and your desk is a bit cramped; most days you can handle it but something about the tight visored helmet on your head is making you feel claustrophic. Your neighbours are usually arguing at this time, the couple screaming at each other or screaming at their kid; but you can't hear a sound, and your vision is completely black.
"Calibration is complete," the voice says, interrupting your thoughts; before the lights come on, taking you out of your world...
The oracle's cheating.
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>Level 12 party.
>Oracle's camel has >43 AC.
>Session has to end mid-combat because time wasted by player arguments.
>Oracle refuses to share why he or his camel are so OP
>After session, paladin says he's leaving, witch asks me why oracle's so secretive.
>Check oracle's sheet.
>Royal Outfit, +1 morningstar, 3 bags of holding, cloak of the chameleon, headband of alluring charisma +6, otherworldly kimono, 2 rings of revelation, mithral fullplate of speed.
>The only item on oracle's sheet that the party found during the campaign was horseshoes of a zephyr.
>Over the course of the campaign the party has gotten about 12k gold.
>Oracle has about 120k worth of items on his sheet.
How do I approach this without making the situation awkward, /tg/?