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Glesga Keelies Edition
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>get into snickersnack in HS
>save up, buy a vorpal blade card for my deck
>big blubbery dude comes into my FLGS
>seriously looked like Jabba the Wock
>game is neck and neck
>tap my tubtub tree for one green mana
>play my vorpal blade
>equip it to my son card
>attack, dealing fatal
>hold my hand out
>the dude has a fucking meltdown
>starts clenching his jaws
>seriously loses his head
>flips the fucking table
>I try to deescalate the situation
>see a candy bar wrapper sticking out of the backpack he brought his stuff in
>"Oh, hey, you like Snickers? How about I buy you one?"
>"YEAH, I LIKE SNICKERS! I'LL HAVE A SNICKERS SNACK!"
>repeats those last two words over and over again
>I look down and see that my vorpal blade card is about to fall off the edge of the overturned table
>he sees it too
>holds his unclipped fingernailed hand out like a fucking claw and grabs the card, bending it in half in the process
>throws it at me then storms out yelling SNICKERS SNACK, SNNNNICKERSNACK!
What the fuck got his mome raths outgrabe?
Mages Guild: Better representation edition
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Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages Guild! As some of you may be aware, we aren't the only mages guild out there, and while the other guilds might seem small by comparison they are just as important. As such, we're going to give one such institution, the International Adventurer Mage Collaborative, the representation they deserve by accepting some of their students and teachers into our halls. And before anyone asks, my new hat and staff has nothing to do with this decision.
Welcome to the Mages' Guild. Pick a name and join in! Conflicts are resolved with d20s when needed, or with playing it out. When the thread dies on /tg/, we keep it going on archived.moe For additional resources, please visit http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Mage%27s_guild or http://collabedit.com/6fvae
RE:Monster Ex Quest 134
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You are certain that, should this situation have arisen somewhere else, somewhere very far away, a girl named Sarah would have been booed at, admonished for metagaming.
And she would have argued back that old men in robes, unarmed but unafraid, who were essentially proposing some sort of vague omniscience aren't people that an experienceed adventurer would allow their guard down around.
Old men with ritual implements and ancient stone altars don't just pop out of nowhere.
Or maybe they do in dungeons?
The precise metaohysical nature of alternate dimenion ecosystems isn't your area of study.
You're a student of the nature of pointy objects, and this is field work- 'A treatise on how monsters react when stabbed with a spear, By L. Niallasdottir. Foreword By a moth.'
In any case, you've taken your distance from the old man, legs splayed just far enough to give you the acceleration you'd need to dodge something, spear held low and ready, armour forming up across your limbs as your companions hop free from your shell.
The old man gestures simply with his sickle, the altar grinding back into the stone platform so he can step forward over it.
He smiles, and the rustling of the fields all around you grow louder.
>You can... probably talk this out. Right?
>This is cheating, isn't it? Druids can't use metal items.
>You probably shouldn't let him cast anything.