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>two threads on the hilarity of D&D Next's skill system, from the impossibility of even the world's greatest climber to reliably climb an oiled rope, to level 1 paladins having a 54% chance of Asmodeus to back down by saying virtually anything, to generic peasants standing a 26% chance of conning Asmodeus, to Asmodeus being completely unable to break iron chains/a barred door or identify "unique monsters" (such as himself)
One week later...
>Mike Mearls announces on the official D&D website that skills will be removed from D&D Next and made into an optional module to be released after the core rules
They were here, weren't they? They were here on /tg/.
Succubus Lord Quest: Part 30
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Welcome ladies and gentleman to another edition of Succubus Quest!
Last we left off, we were in the middle of the final, epic battle with Langy to control Fort Hope. Apparently Langy had a UAM Poseidon up his sleeve, a giant anti-demon mech that the old world produced. After a long and epic battle with some severe blows dealt on each side, Brooklyn managed to rip the head off of the Poseidon. Langy ejected, and we last left off with Brooklyn meeting him at the park!
We now continue from that session!
Lamia Child Quest 34
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You are Ssen, a Lamia raised by a human Paladin who adopted you after killing the ones who birthed you. You are grown now, and Father has passed on. After a great deal of work, you have become a Paladin like your Father, and now take up his duties.
You are accompanied by your best friend from childhood, the insect druid Tricia; Mage, a magic user who ran away from his family of cannibal raiders known as the Ghouls (Yes, his name is Mage. It was his idea); Persephone, a 22-year old thief/ex-guerllia fighter (She goes by Peri), and Mari, a 13-year old prodigy scholar/now sniper, who has her mind and soul trapped within Peri's body; and Lea, a deeply religious musician/martial artist, trained by her father, a famous trainer for arena fighters, she's covered from her mouth down in bandages to hide the horrific state her body has become thanks to the 'cures' that saved her from cancer.
Your journey continues...
Opening theme song (NEW for Season 2!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5si7w3uS9tU
1d4 chan page: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Quest:Lamia_Daughter_Quest
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Watch your back.
And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
Welcome back, omae. This thread begins with the topic from the end of the last thread: Fifth Edition (and all its fiddly bits).
Bring your stories, bring your questions, bring your characters, and for Dunk's sake (God rest his soul), don't carry your assault cannon into the bar you're meeting the Johnson in. It's bad taste, y'know?
Katawa Yandere - Hanako Route [Part X]
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Your strange state of confusion lasts for but a moment as you transition fully from the world of dreams to that of reality. Although the specifics slip your grasp, you know that it was a strange dream, but just like all the others, the morning sun washes it away and your dazed fit of giggles falters as consciousness returns.
Yesterday was exhausting, but by no means unpleasant. You actually wish more of them were like that. Still, your ending was a bit ungracious... Tut-tut, Hanako.
Checking the clock, you find it's a bit earlier than your normal waking time, but not by much. You might want to go see Lilly... Since for the first time in perhaps months, you didn't get a chance to do that yesterday.
You... Didn't see Lilly yesterday? Not since breakfast in the early morning - yeah, a full 24 hours away now.
Hisao... already seems to have affected your life in a major way. And actually, on that note... an idea pops into your head.
Double-checking, you realize you'd have enough time to make it to the male dorms without risking being late for class if you left now.
With a stretch and a yawn, you tug yourself up and decide to...
 Go see Lilly. (Costs nothing)
 Go spy-er 'see' what Hisao does in the morning. (Effect Unknown)
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Personal experience has proven that it's true.
If you want Record of the Lodoss War, you get Slayers.
If you want Berserk, you get Bastard.
If you want Evangelion, you get Gurren Lagann.
If you want ERP, you get Rance.
If you want Law and Order, you get The Naked Gun.
Of course I'm not >greening that this is a bad thing.