Girls und Panzer Quest: Well It Would've Happened Eventually Edition
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You look at Saori. She is practically vibrating with excitement at the prospect of romantic gossip- hands clasped together, waiting for you to confirm or deny the story. You blink. "Saori, excuse me for a second." You say with a carefully neutral tone. She doesn't move as you turn around and climb up onto Black Jack and slip into the turrert.
You are Commander Russells of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and you there's only one potential source of the leak to Roy. "Rose?" You say in a carefully friendly tone.
She doesn't give you time to say anything else. "Your own damn fault, Russells." She says, not even turning away from oiling and maintaining the T54. "If you hadn't told Richard about Roy, then Roy wouldn't have whined to me and I wouldn't have had to tell him to shut him up."
>"Saori, would you step into my office please?"
Town Hall NPC Meeting
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Alright everyone, I once again call to order another town meeting to discuss the recent events that have taken place.
As you all know, despite our best interests, our only level 2 named villager became a vile adventurer and left us for a band of murder hobos. Unfortunately this means for all of our peaceful monster residents are in grave danger as apparently they are all fair game to these horrid brigands. True, we are required by law of the king to buy any items that result from the slaying of our dear monstrous friends, but that doesn't mean that we have to be happy about it; after all, our sewer monster, forest lamina, and hill ogres are all treasured members of our community.
Do any of you level 0 rabble have any opinion on this matter? Personally, I think we should just kill the damn adventurers and be done with it but *apparently* I've been informed that they're our only source of real income in this town.
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You are the Unemployed Person, a man of no distinction other than your skill with your fists learned from many a pub brawl and college fight. (What *did* you do in college, anyway?)
Yesterday you woke up contemplating suicide, and as if someone above was taking pity on you, your day quickly took an upward turn after that. You discovered that your flatmate Jon is actually Joanna; and then you helped an old friend, Bethany, move house, and was rewarded with an afternoon of rutting on the new bed in her new flat, a dingy affair in Blinder's Green.
Well, now she knows the bed's pretty solid. You're welcome, Bethany!