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Anonymous 2013-10-22 08:07:31 No.27877336

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This picture makes me wonder just what that book contains, and what kinds of adorable stories the dwarf father is telling to his daughter. And from there, the question just sort of grew in scale, and now I'm wondering about all the demihumans and monstrous humanoids. Do dwarves have their own version of Goldilocks? How does the elven Little Red Riding Hood go? Or Three Little Piggies as told by goblins?

I can't get this thought out of my head anymore. I need to ask you, /tg/.

Bonus points if they can be used in a campaign, as plot hooks or such, somehow.


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Anonymous 2013-10-22 08:14:03 No.27877383

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Well isn't this a cute image. I guess I should come up with some stories to-... wait.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 08:28:20 No.27877492
Every time I look at that picture, I find something else scary about it.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 08:37:35 No.27877559
>>27877336
what the hell is with that image, every five seconds it gets more horrifying
>elf in the basement is freezing
>who is the baby bottle for
>dicks
>where is that horse's rider
>that is a HUGE knife for those cookies
>why does the furnace look alive
I think they eat humans

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 08:41:47 No.27877586
>"Daddy, what's up with the elf lady in our basement?"
>"..." *Looks at the knife*

This is not going to be pretty.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 08:47:24 No.27877620
>>27877559
>dicks
>dicks everywhere

Also,

>who is the baby bottle for

It puts the lotion on its skin...

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 08:50:14 No.27877639
>>27877559
>>who is the baby bottle for
Note the tiny skeleton near the elven woman.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 08:50:31 No.27877644
Is that an elf slave wet nurse? Or just used as a cattle?
God damn it, horse is freezing out there.
Those flowers are like ninja stars or something.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 08:51:57 No.27877656
http://jonathankirtz.deviantart.com/art/Pappy-s-Basement-184222958 Found the original.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:06:53 No.27877763
So what IS written in that book, anyway?

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:12:20 No.27877814
>>27877763

A recipe for elf stew

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:14:26 No.27877842
im not seeing any dicks

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:16:02 No.27877859
>>27877842
Teddy bear.
Oven.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:16:05 No.27877861
>>27877842
teddy bear and the furnace are the ones I found

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:17:27 No.27877872
>>27877859
>>27877861

Oh yeah, holy shit. This picture continues to find new ways to disturb me.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:17:31 No.27877873
>>27877336
There was an Ogre who, when the moon shone on his galloping abs, was completely invulnerable. So this ogre is at the top of his mountain which the dwarves come to claim. That night 12 dwarves in heavy armour march up and charge at the ogre but their weapons will not bite into his skin and he throws them off the mountain one by one.
Thinking himself the victor he eats a goat/moose/other animal of choice and takes a nap.
The next night there are 12 more dwarves there in their heavy armour, charging at the ogre and again their weapons do nothing so he throws them off the mountain one by one.
This goes on night after night and it is always the same. 12 dwarves show up, the ogre throws them off the mountain.
Until one night, before the temporal disappearance by the moon, there are again 12 dwarves in front of the ogre and their leader speaks so "Harken here, disruptful ogre! This mountain is ours and on the next night we will have pur brothers here too!" to which the ogre bellowed a horrible laugh "I have bested twelve dwarves every night for the past month!" he laughed "That is about threehundred and and thirtysix dwarves! An army does not frighten me!"
The dwarf leader lowered in brow in bamboozlement "Three hundred? there was never more than us twelve every night. You throw us down and we spend the day climbing up again."
Hearing this the ogre grew pale, for he knew that soon the moon would not grant it's protection "How many brothers have you?" he asked.
"Three!" the dwarves ejaculated in unison.
The ogre cut his losses and ran what his legs would bear him.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:17:42 No.27877875
>>27877859
>>27877861
The dwarf probably has one too.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:20:42 No.27877896
>>27877875
So he's brutalizing the little kid, but the book covers it? Also in the basket near the elf. It's that lotion? If yes, now I know why she is in that pose...

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:21:36 No.27877904
>>27877875
yes but it's not visible is it?

If we go down that route the horse might have oen too, since we don't know if its a stallion or not

maybe the dwarf posts on /d/ and the elf has one too?

maybe the fucking train has one...

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:22:00 No.27877909
>>27877763
It's "The princess and the scary shadows that ate all her limbs", also known as "why you must never open daddies special door"

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:24:37 No.27877936
>>27877909
>implying she doesn't know all about it
>implying she doesn't join in
>implying that elf isn't her biological mother

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:27:46 No.27877960
>>27877936

"So, That Guy. Tell us about your character."
"She's an elf-dwarf hybrid rapebaby. Oh and she's a cannibal. And she has 'Daddy Issues'.""
"..."

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:28:26 No.27877964
>>27877960
Works way better as an NPC, to be sure.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:31:31 No.27877997
>>27877964
NPC lives in the woods, provides party with shelter, next morning they wake up in the rape basement together with the emaciated elf thats been there for years now.

Now the party has to escape before she comes back. (one of them loose should be sufficient to overpower their captor)

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:36:31 No.27878024
>>27877492
The daughter is pointing down to the basement, maybe indicating that she's hearing something, and the father looks towards his knife to the side.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:39:14 No.27878051
>>27877492
>>27878024
Daughter's teddybear has genitalia.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:40:57 No.27878065
>>27877492
The elf appears pregnant.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:45:26 No.27878097
The elf is the mother, which the dwarf father hides from the child.
She was kidnapped, raped and chained in the basement, behind a mechanism that reveals the dungeon.
Probably she was even chemgelded after that, since many dwarfs are alchemists and know their shit.
The teddy bear is there to ease the child on the male genital.
Probably the father washes her thoroughly and makes her get used on the manhood for future uses.
The cookies are probably filled with growth hormones and mind altering substances making her grow into a supple woman with wide hips and other assets, but also change her instincts to that of a child that has the sexual hunger of a nymph.
Soon, he will defile her everyday into slumber and go to the dungeon, abusing and breaking the elf mother's mind from detailing every little step he took to destroy the barren mother's only child making her hear everything everyday.
One day, the mother has been given a meatbread and wine.
It tastes good, since she mostly ate what a cattle, a prisoner would eat: water an bread.
What just was a hesitant bite turned into a fury of hunger.
She ate and drank until she was full.
In her blind hunger she devoured the whole meal.
But only after her hunger was sated came her consciousness back, to see him holding a leg.
The moment she became aware of what she did, she screamed.
And as she screamed, the last part of her mind, her soul and humanity shattered.
And with that, her body succumbed to death.

Such is the life in a dwarven land, where the hearts of those living there are as cold as it's lands.
Never go there child, for your soul will be forfeit.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:50:40 No.27878132
>>27878097
The horse has braids in its mane. Who else but an elf would braid a horses mane? I'd say the elf hasn't been a captive for long.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:51:31 No.27878138
Am I the only person who thinks it really looks like the elf chick's eyes are sewn shut?
>>27878097
>meatbread
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:53:58 No.27878150
>>27878138
>>27878132
>>27878097
>>27878065
>>27878051
>>27878024
At this point dwarves in this setting are pretty much at the level of gnomes in arcanum. Kill them, kill them all. They don't qualify as people anymore.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 09:57:05 No.27878169
>>27878150

Oh god what? I never finished arcanum. I thought gnomes were on the up and up.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 10:02:20 No.27878199
>>27878169
Look up how they created half-ogres.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 10:03:27 No.27878211
>>27878169
>I never finished arcanum.
Oh my. Well, gnomes in arcanum did something very horrific to put themselves into power. The player can find out what they did in excruciating detail since the gnomes kept notes, but there's NOTHING the player can do about it because it already happened and continues to happen so long as gnomes continue to exist in the setting.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 10:10:05 No.27878247
>>27878211
Please tell me there's a gnome murder-mod for the game.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 10:17:03 No.27878291
>>27878247
Personally, I ignored the plot of the game at that point and spent my time doing an ironic revenge on the gnomes. Used the mind control, turn to stone, dweomer shield, and teleport spell to bring every single gnome in the game to half-ogre island and turned them into permanent stone statues.

Only after the last gnome was removed did I go back to saving the world.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 10:19:47 No.27878309
>>27878291
Now if only the game acknowledged what you did.

This is the sort of a reason why I prefer tabletop RPGs over computer ones. On tabletop, I could just screw with everything else and go on a gnome-murder rampage, rescuing half-ogres from captivity and making sure justice is done. And the world would have to accommodate that.

On the other hand, I can't think of any DM I've played under who would put anything like that to the game, so there's that too.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 13:41:06 No.27879584
>>27877336
The book contains nothing and he can't even read.
But he pretends, because he is ashamed. And she laughs and cries and screams because he is her Father and Speaks The Truth.

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Anonymous 2013-10-22 13:56:04 No.27879716
Traditional tales from The Other Side:
Three Billy Goats, a cautionary tale to all trolls.
Beauty and the Beast, a noble orc warrior is kidnapped by the evil Elven enchantress, until he and she fall in love and her curse is broken.
Jack the Giant Slayer: the semi-historical account of a series of murders by the ancient enemy of all giants. The protagonist is possibly a conflation of multiple characters, since he is also known for theft.







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