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So has everyone seen the new Fantastic Four trailer, huh? Pretty good, right?
>crowd goes wild with applause and fanfare
Haha, yeah, well it's a small step anyway. A step in the right direction, at least they know.
I can't wait for some of those hot scenes between Sue and Jonny Storm, right? Hohoho, baby!
We all know that for too long films have been too white t-
..they've been too whi-
>GET OFF THE STAGE CRACKER
>GET OUTTA TOWN BRUH
Look, guys, I know that you're sensitive, but I need to finish my joke. They've been too w-
>a gunshot fires off
>ONE MO' TIME!
BIG BLACK BLUBBA MONSTA COCKS!!!!!!!
>WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOP THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE T IT IS
>the crowd starts chanting in unision
>I.B.G! I.B.G! I.B.G! I.B.G! I.B.G! I.B.G! I.B.G!
>the theatre doors are swung open and kicked off their hinges
>a 30 foot brown wicker phallus is wheeled into the auditorium to the sound of chanting and drums
>greased nubian generals guard the phallus holding flaming torches
>two bound and gagged crying children, louis' daughters, squirm in terror inside
>I.B.G! I.B.G! I.B.G!
>louis is naked too now and greased and dancing at this point
OH GREAT, M'BUTO OF KRULL MOUNTAIN TAKE THESE INNOCENT GIFTS AS A SACRIFICE TO YOUR MIGHTY MANHOOD!