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Bella Thorne Is A Real Life Disney Princess!
Bella Thorne balanced a butterfly on her finger, cementing the idea that she's an actual Disney princess who magically came to life. (Seriously, she has red hair just like Amy Adams in Enchanted, too!)
She posted this pic with a caption from Shakespeare's King Lear, writing, "So we'll live, and pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh at gilded butterflies."
Who wants to make a bet that birds and mice sew Bella's clothes? And that Tristan Klier is actually a foreign prince in disguise?
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It's the worst movie I've seen in the last 5 years.
I don't know how it isn't like <30% on Rotten Tomatoes right now.
Top Virologist shoots himself in the head walking up some stairs. This was a good part in the movie because I was laughing my ass off. Except this is supposed to be a tense/scary moment, so they failed, turned it into a comedy for a moment.
Brad Pitt's wife doesn't want him to go help save humanity, because she's worried the job will stress him too much like when he was working at the UN. During the zombie apocalypse.
Yep, fuck humanity, my husband is retired, and can't help you.
They figure out the zombies are attracted to sound. So, when they go out to get to the plane, they forget to turn their cell phones off, and one of them gets a call, the ringtone goes off, and they get swarmed by zombies. Good job Navy Seals/UN guy for forgetting to do something you would do when going to a movie, let alone fighting for your lives.
The movie is completely bloodless. I mean, anytime there is the possibility of more then 1 oz of blood on screen, it's not shown or cut away, which also makes it far less visceral and far too clean.
Israel builds a giant 70 foot wall in a week before the outbreak to keep the zombies out because someone said zombie in an email.
As soon as they start showing Israel letting people in, some Muslims start celebrating/praising Allah with some loudspeakers.
The zombies hear this over the helicopters and trucks and everything, and focus on that to climb over the wall, and destroy Isreal.
North Korea's solution is that they took all 25 million people and removed all their teeth inside of 24 hours because no teeth=no bites.
But, it's far better than what everyone else decides to do.