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Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:44:29 No.55379401

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Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:45:43 No.55379423
first for kikes

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:46:01 No.55379431
2nd for queen of love and beauty

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:46:01 No.55379432

Apparently they don't remember enough to just kill Roose in his sleep, which would be relatively easy if you're a servant/guard and have the people on your side.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:46:05 No.55379434
First for Jhaqo rapes Dany

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:46:12 No.55379440
based Wymanette.
Can't wait to see her eat Bolton men. (unless there,s some freys hanging around in winterfell)

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:46:16 No.55379442
First for Maisie

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:46:26 No.55379445
I'm imagining one dude in King's Landing who runs an unsuccessful business of selling Stannis merchandise.

He bought it by the crateloads when Stannis moved on the Blackwater because he expected him to win, and make bank on all the new Stannis craze.

Then Stannis lost, and he was stuck with all this worthless Stannis merchandise. Every day though he still set up his cart to try and sell it, at increasingly reduced prices.

Eventually though, the Sparrows just showed up one day and destroyed everything, all the merchandise. Not because it was Stannis merchandise, but just because they were smashing everything else in sight.

And to top it all fucking off, the city watch just turns away when asked for help. Because everyone knows him as the guy who sells Stannis merchandise.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:46:28 No.55379446

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:46:32 No.55379447
Stannis remembers and is the only one doing something ftfy

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:46:58 No.55379454
i just binged on the leak.

why the fuck this mess compared to the books.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:47:09 No.55379458
If you've never been with a bitch that likes anal, you've been with the wrong bitches.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:47:12 No.55379459
literally perfect.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:47:25 No.55379465

they killed my nigga Barry

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:47:27 No.55379466
Lena likes it from Pablo.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:47:42 No.55379472
>why the fuck this mess compared to the books.
AFFC and ADWD are a far bigger mess, wikifag

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:48:11 No.55379481
I can understand why people like Roose because he's a sociopath intelligent guy and he's kinda interesting. I don't really understand people that like Ramsey. Ramsey is a thug. Is it a sexual thing?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:48:25 No.55379485

Jaw is a little too strong for my tastes, but still a 9/10.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:48:26 No.55379486
by reading the book, you can judge by the way people react to them

Sansa was considered pretty at 11, when her boobs exploded at 12-13 she was suddenly chased by half the court of KL, got compared to Cersei in her prime

Dany is considered the most beautiful woman in the world by most who seen her, an the reactions she gets are very similar to the ones Sansa gets in TWoW, despite having dyed hair

forgot margy, right
she's between Sansa and Alayne

I know the drawings are not "canon" but they are pretty alright visualisations, better than the show cast by a million miles

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:48:54 No.55379493

That's still millions, bitch.
Most of which would be in North America and Europe.

You might find anal offensive for whatever reason, but don't project onto all the women you'll never actually fuck.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:49:11 No.55379500
I like AFFC. I haven't finished ADWD though. Too many Bran chapters. I'm too autistic to skip though.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:49:34 No.55379507

Book Roose is definitely a sociopath. I don't think Show Roose is though. From his point of view, Robb was dooming them all and he did the only thing he could to bring an end to the war.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:49:39 No.55379509
so stoneheart is deleted entirely or is there a chance later?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:50:07 No.55379514
Watching her eat Frey pies just won't be very satisfying though. Why can't GRRM make a cameo as Manderly? That would be great.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:50:27 No.55379516
>Dany is considered the most beautiful woman in the world by most who seen her
so is Cersei. And Jaime's the best swordsman in the world as described by people that see him. Turns out that when you have power people exaggerate shit about you.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:50:29 No.55379517
>Can we try something more exciting, anon? How about you get that cock up my ass?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:50:45 No.55379520

How do i marry carice ?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:50:54 No.55379523
>the ones Sansa gets in TWoW

Could you please share your copy of TWOW with us? We've kinda been waiting for this book for a little while.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:51:00 No.55379525
gurm can't act

also it would be a shame to see him ruin one of the best characters in the book

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:51:06 No.55379527

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:51:12 No.55379528
>First for Quasi


Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:51:33 No.55379534

Carice has definitely had several ass and mouth only sexual encounters.
Her choice, too.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:51:43 No.55379537
There is a reason why Lords usually bring their own servants to every where they move. And Roose is really cautious with other people in the North as shown during fake Arya's weeding and the fact that Roose didn't eat or drink anything that wasn't tasted by Lord Manderly first.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:52:05 No.55379540
that dry as shit looking salmon

uhh reception food

OFFICIAL /got/ ASOIAF HOUSES POWER RANKINGS 2015-04-16 11:52:10 No.55379542











Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:52:14 No.55379544
>dat poor posture

Truly disgusting.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:52:18 No.55379545
fish + spinach + banana

she must be on a pretty strict diet to keep that body at that age

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:52:20 No.55379546
Show Roose is a sociopath, definitely. Just go watch that scene where he's talking to Walder Frey and he has to pretend to smile like he doesn't know how. He's not a sociopath like Ramsey, Ramsey has emotions. Ramsey is really nothing but rage and sex and hate and envy etc. But Roose is an emotionless robot.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:52:26 No.55379547

holy shit that was fucking stupid.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:52:56 No.55379553

Made me cringe

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:53:04 No.55379554
Book Ramsay isn't likeable or attractive in any way. The show version has an attractive, charismatic actor who plays a funnier Ramsay, I have to think he's the one that gets fans.

>forgot margy, right
>she's between Sansa and Alayne
Marg was frequently described as pretty, but she was never a great beauty the way Sansa is/Alayne was. Sansa is still growing into her appearance but she's described as extremely beautiful and Alayne was famed for her looks, Marg is just attractive but nothing extraordinary.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:53:09 No.55379555

> wylla manderly disguised as old housemaid

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:53:34 No.55379561
two Sansa chapters of TWoW are already out, and in both you have knights cream their armors over her even though she has black hair and is a bastard, even Harry is a bitch at first but then gets silky smooth, and she doesn't even have the life time pass to the north between her legs yet, imagine what happens then

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:54:27 No.55379570
>tfw I'll never be that banana

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:54:49 No.55379577
Marg was described second only to Cersei despite having the features and haircolour of a peasant

but she was 16 and even the Sansa was gaining ground fast

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:54:57 No.55379580

yesterday I promised I would post this pasta in every fucking /got/ thread I lurked, and yet somehow you always come earlier. This is the best OC for season 5 so far imho.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:55:24 No.55379586
reporting for the anon who asked
Yes the girl who beat Arya is faye Marsay
from fresh meat
that show got like 8.0 on imdb
is it good?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:55:28 No.55379587
are we talking about actual power here? Because the real list would look like

1. Tyrell
2. Baelish
3. Baratheon of Dragon Stone
4. Baratheon of King's Landing
5. Bolton
6. Something like the Hightowers or some shit, some rich house that doesn't do shit but has a ton of money. Maybe the Manderlys.
7. Arryn
8. Martell
9001. Lannister
9002. Stark
9003. Tully
9004. Greyjoy

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:55:31 No.55379588
No they aren't if you aren't 12 and can follow the timeline of each character. Also Martin was right in making the books like this, both Dorne and Ironborn needed some POV to explain their part on the war, specially Dorne that was so fucking quiet for over 3 books.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:55:38 No.55379591
Brienne and Pod find her at The Twins on their way to Winterfell where Brienne kills Stannis

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:55:41 No.55379592
Where are my nazis?

Moot is still trying to help the cancer?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:56:15 No.55379599
>1. Tyrell
>2. Baelish

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:56:39 No.55379608

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:56:50 No.55379612
we know Dany isn't the most beautiful girl in the world because Targ genes are literally Ayy, but she is the prettiest girl around

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:56:53 No.55379613
>where Brienne kills Stannis

I wish someone would kill Kaito Hasegawa and Tyrnos too

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:57:06 No.55379615
oh whoops I forgot Targaryen. Who the fuck knows with the Targaryens? Even if Dany runs rapeshod over the seven kingdoms, she's infertile and the house dies with her. Aegon's a fake and he's not taking the Iron Throne.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:57:28 No.55379620
Since showfags are apparently fucking braindead and can't fucking follow a simple story progression/lore, I will do D and D's job for them and demonstrate how they could have introduced Aegon and have even the biggest FUCKING RETARD understand who he is/what he implies.

>Season 5 - Episode 10
>Kevan eats dinner with Tommen alone, who asks him about the trial
>Kevan reassures him his mother will be okay, placing a hand on the boy's shoulder. He promises him when this is all over, he will have Jaime take Tommen to Casterly Rock for a short tour. Tommen nods.
>Kevan walks up to the small council chamber, alone.
>Pycelle is sprawled out, dead. The room is a mess.
>Kevan whirls around
>The sound of a quarrel is heard
>Kevan slumps forward on one knee
>Out comes Varys, from the shadows, wielding a crossbow
>"Sorry my lord"
>Kevan wheezes
>"Truly, if we had met in more felicitous circumstances...I'm afraid...Cersei's work cannot be undone. There is no time, I fear.
>Kevan manages to choke out "Why?"
>"For the realm. Tommen is too gentle a soul to see us through these dark times."
>Varys steps forward as Kevan is dying, blood pooling around his belly. Shot of camera from Kevan's perspective.
>"There is...another."

>A figure steps in front of a dirty, ornate mirror in a wooden cabin.
>Close up of hand washing in front of a basin
>His hair is brown, his eyes blue.
>His hands begin to run with brown dye.
>The face in front of the mirror comes into focus as brown dye begins to drip from platinum blonde locks.
>Cut to hand washing, then to face again
>The hair is now entirely platinum blonde.
>A gruff voice is heard from behind
>"Your Grace, we are several days from Westeros if winds are good. Where shall I instruct the captain to make port?"
>It takes a while for the boy to answer. The focuses on the mirror properly, so that you can see his three headed dragon doublet.
>"...Storm's End."

Cut to credits.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:57:42 No.55379624
This is slev.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:58:02 No.55379633

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:58:29 No.55379638
>if you aren't 12 and can follow the timeline of each character

>Also Martin was right in making the books like this
No point trying to talk sense to retards like you.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:58:35 No.55379640


crawl back to your contention board

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:58:53 No.55379647
>and yet somehow you always come earlier.
not the first time i've heard that.
but seriously though, thank the gods for the anon who originally posted this.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:58:57 No.55379648
Tyrell is the obvious #1. If you don't agree you don't know shit. They have the most food, the most land, the biggest army, and they basically control King's Landing at the moment.

Baelish rules the Vale. The Vale has probably the second biggest army at this time and the second biggest amount of food. Baelish also holds Sansa Stark, who will be the key to both the Vale and the North.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:59:35 No.55379657
in TWoW it looks more like

1. Arryn
2. Tyrell
3. Greyjoy
4. Martell
5. Lannister of the Westerlands
6. Targaryen of Mereen

all the players worth mentioning, everyone else is a regional power at best

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:59:50 No.55379660

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:59:57 No.55379662
How did people even find that shit

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:59:58 No.55379663
when I say land I mean usable land btw. Not useless waste northern land.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 12:00:07 No.55379666
D&D are such hacks they made Maggy the Frog the sexiest woman on the show and Cersei the ugliest.


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