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Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:01:37 No.55374472

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Don't mind me, just being the last good Harry Potter movie.

turn on HBO now

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:05:41 No.55374541
>dat classroom scene with the one eyed guy

i didnt even read the books but that scene is great

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:11:58 No.55374633
Why haven't you read fanfiction yet, /tv/?


not automated, mods, look, there's a post talking about moody above me

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:22:32 No.55374793
Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix were terrible adaptations.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:26:27 No.55374855

Literally the worst fucking movie of the whole series. It was weak as fuck, if you think otherwise I'll fight you IRL

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:28:18 No.55374887
All but the first two were terrible adaptations. 3 and 4 were fun movies and 6 and 7 did a good job finishing the series. 5 was the only truly shit HP movie

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:30:09 No.55374914
No, fuck you OP.

Where's my Bulgaria vs Ireland match?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:31:20 No.55374931
>fleur is the least relevant character in GoF
>as important as Ron because of the poster

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:33:24 No.55374955
4 is the worst movie, its rushed as all hell and misses so much stuff out.
It's like the tournament starts only 20 mins in when that's halfway through the book, they threw out so much content.
i think 4, 5 and 6 should also have been 2 parters, it doesn't help the 4 is actually the shortest of all the movies either.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:35:45 No.55374980
at least I got a reaction image from that terrible scene>>55374633

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:38:40 No.55375021

She had... 2 lines in the whole film, right? I think it was after the Second Task when she was thanking Harry for saving her sister.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:41:04 No.55375051
It was the same in the book except when Ron asks her out, too. I mean that they made her appear relevant in the poster because she was a hot chick.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:42:08 No.55375069

I think it's more to do with the fact that she's one of the champions, like Krum and Diggory.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:42:13 No.55375070

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:43:04 No.55375086
GoF is my favorite actually. But that is because I like movies with different trials for our heroes, period. (my fav Asterix movie is the one with all the trials as well for that same reason.)
I just like Trial-Movies.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:45:03 No.55375111
Why didn't Barty Crouch just turn Harry's toothbrush into the teleporting item? Why drag it out for the whole fucking tournament? What if Harry actually did get killed by the dragon?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:46:01 No.55375128
>A ferret. He chose a ferret
kekd. but ferrets are fucking qt

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:49:13 No.55375163

Because Voldemort wanted Harry's blood to be resurrected with like a good megalomaniacal villain. He was going to do the whole now I can beat you because I overcame my weakness and now I'm going to kill you because you've gotten one over on me a few times thing but Harry got lucky again with the twin wand crap

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:49:39 No.55375169
Is it cancer?
its spreading :(

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:51:26 No.55375203
>tfw axxo rip of gobbie

>tfw watch with cousins

>warm feels of yule ball

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:52:18 No.55375216
The cup was already a portkey, Moody just had to change the destination. Presumably only certain portkeys work at Hogwarts.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 06:53:37 No.55375235
how fuckin old is she

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:08:10 No.55375434

She's 32

>Goblet of Fire is 10 years old now

Fuck where has my life gone

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:11:05 No.55375479
could just be edited in one or make-uped because she was more sensitive in 2003. Might be cancer though, hard to say

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:11:15 No.55375482

>is it cancer?


Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:16:14 No.55375554
This is the the truth, guys

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:18:33 No.55375588
same as mine, man


Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:26:06 No.55375693

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:27:25 No.55375708
The spots under her titties, theres more in the second picture

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:30:16 No.55375749

Oh you meant the moles.

Huh, some of them look photoshopped in.

No idea on what it means, since for some folks, like me, moles just pop up when exposed too much to the sun.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:31:53 No.55375770
Gof is the worst film

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:32:12 No.55375778
If you check out the scene, or just more pictures from it you can see they arent PS'd

Still fug 'er though, no question

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:36:01 No.55375824

Yeah, I just googled for it, they're not.

>Still fug 'er though, no question

Same here.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:46:16 No.55375928
>last good
>the worst one of them all
>last good

Fuck you

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:48:26 No.55375956

Half-Blood Prince was pretty awful too, what with them cutting out Snape teaching Defense against the Dark Arts, and so many Tom Riddle relevant memories.

I was really looking forward to that scene when he's applying for a job with Dumbledore, and then film just completely skipped it.

Oh and I still can't forget those three in front of me at the theater asking aloud why Snape called himself the half-blood Prince to start with, and they'd never know that it was his mother's maiden name.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:50:42 No.55375987
They fucked that entire thing up. Even in the books it seemed a little odd to have the title be something that was in the end not very relevant, but for the movie to paper over or skip everything to do with it

What was the point? Why not rename it at that stage? Harry Potter and the Cave of Death?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:52:24 No.55376006

Harry Potter and the Hormonal Teenagers.

Because, really, that's all that mattered there, what with his beast in the chest, Hermione's PMSing, Ron's tonsil-exploration with Lavender and Ginny's quest to bang at least one guy from every house.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:57:33 No.55376061
HBP was the worst movie. The book is supposed to be about Voldemort's backstory but they cut most of it out for dumb teen romance. Plus everyone was whispering for some reason. That got annoying really fast.

But no no no it's actually an amazing movie because of all the pretty filters that make it look so artsy! Goddamn people are easy to fool.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 07:59:11 No.55376089
Why is HBO always playing this one? They've been doing it for years too.

Book 4 was my favorite one and even though they cut a lot of good stuff out I still liked the movie a lot. That Graveyard scene was great.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:01:37 No.55376121
>worst harry potter movie
>anything but chamber of secrets

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:06:46 No.55376182

That's not a Yates HP.

And just imagine, Yates is directing those Fantastic Beasts as well. You can only imagine the shitpile it's going to turn out.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:11:41 No.55376266

Any recommendations for smut fics?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:12:21 No.55376278
Yeah they fucked up pretty much everything they could, including an ending that really went to town.

I'm pretty sure it's because it was being released at the same time as some Twilight movie, so they turned it into

Harry Potter: Harry and Hermione crying on each other's shoulders over being single

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:12:43 No.55376289

Are you the same faggot who keeps asking for femslash shit over and over?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:13:44 No.55376309

Why did they burn the Burrow in the film? I don't think I remember what the point of that was, and I sure as hell don't remember it being in the books.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:15:02 No.55376342
films - 3>2>1>8>4>7>5>6
books - 4>6>7>3>2>1>5

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:15:22 No.55376346

No. Next question.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:19:33 No.55376406
>excluding chris columbus from a 'biggest pile of shit' award
well that's a first

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:38:20 No.55376678

I bet you're a muggle-lover.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:40:49 No.55376709
>Not Order of the Phoenix

Yeah no

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:45:11 No.55376750

Alright, then what kind of stuff are you looking for?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:46:58 No.55376776
Chamber of Secrets was the first and last good movie in the series

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:52:45 No.55376850
Chamber is my favorite.
Also Susan Bones was so cute but she was played by Columbus' daughter so she wasn't in the other movies.

Also Azkaban Pansy Parkinson is the most attractive girl in the series.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:53:15 No.55376861
Dobby/Harry smut?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:57:12 No.55376918

>Put the socks on
>That's it, you filthy bugger, mismatched socks are for dirty house elves

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:57:29 No.55376923
Luna > Cho > Pansy #1 > Hermione > The Hot Patel > Fleur > Pansy #2 > Lavender > Katie Bell > Susan Bones > That Black Girl > The Not Hot Patel > Ginny

Anonymous 2015-04-16 08:58:15 No.55376932

Gotta love how HP appropriate her real name is: Genevieve Gaunt.



Fuck that blubbery shit.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:00:41 No.55376969

Reasons to be a Slytherin:

>Pansy Parkinson
>Snakes are cool
>the weekly Hermione gang-rapes and memory removals

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:02:25 No.55376996

Not a fan of Hermione. I'd rather have weekly Lavender rapes if it has to be a Gryffindor.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:03:33 No.55377008
Look at those tits.


Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:04:41 No.55377029

Sadly, these two images are all I got.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:05:00 No.55377036
>Harry Potter
Nice post kid :^)

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:10:02 No.55377122
I've watched all the movies too many times to count, but there are always things that bother me.

In the movie, Lucius Malfoy almost uses fucking Avada Kedavra on Harry for freeing Dobby. Like, he almost murders a child IN Hogwarts. Did he expect to get away with that shit? In the books I guess, (I haven't read Chamber in like 10 years) there was apparently only a green light coming from his wand, which would also seem to indicate it was the Killing Curse. And it's not like Avada Kedavra had been mentioned anywhere in the first two books, so they obviously took that from the 3rd or 4th and it had to be intentional.

Did everyone think Sirius was a murderer? Like *everyone*? Even Lupin? Because Lupin seems to only start to have doubts when Pettigrew is revealed as being alive. Did he think his best friend was a murderer for like 14 years? What did Dumbledore think about all of this? He seemed to know everything. Arthur Weasley was one of the more important members of the Order, and he seemed pretty convinced Sirius was a killer. Also what are the logistics of Sirius just suddenly being "welcomed back"? Wasn't he upset that his friends and allies either assumed he was a murderer and/or just let him rot in Azkaban? Also Harry was too quick to just drop all his anger toward Sirius at the first mention of him potentially not being his parents' killer.

Also, Mad-Eye Moody.
Harry acts like Mad-Eye is like this old friend at the beginning of Order, but he's only ever actually spent like five minutes with the man. He spent an entire school year essentially becoming friends with Barty Crouch Jr, not Moody, and as far as I know this was never addressed in the books, either.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:13:12 No.55377162
>tfw not a Hogwarts student
>tfw no love potions to make anyone want your dick
>tfw no room of requirement to do whatever you want in
>tfw no giant student-body orgies in the room of requirement with magical ecstasy that turns all the girls into crazy sluts
>tfw no house-appropriate lingerie for each of the girls

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:14:08 No.55377171

Lucius Malfoy didn't even draw his wand at Harry initially. Here's the scene from the book:

>Lucius Malfoy stood frozen, staring at the elf. Then he lunged at Harry.
>“You’ve lost me my servant, boy!”
>But Dobby shouted, “You shall not harm Harry Potter!”
>There was a loud bang, and Mr. Malfoy was thrown backward. He crashed down the stairs, three at a time, landing in a crumpled heap on the landing below. He got up, his face livid, and pulled out his wand, but Dobby raised a long, threatening finger.
>“You shall go now,” he said fiercely, pointing down at Mr. Malfoy. “You shall not touch Harry Potter. You shall go now.”
>Lucius Malfoy had no choice. With a last, incensed stare at the pair of them, he swung his cloak around him and hurried out of sight.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:16:36 No.55377201
Honestly, I'd say that Goblet of Fire was the worst movie. It was cheesy and dumb. Remember the French wizards making their entrance with their campy dips and hand waving?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:16:48 No.55377203

The way love potions are described in the books, they seem like fairly obvious stuff.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:17:20 No.55377207

Then what the fuck is the logic behind going out of your way to look ahead in the series and find out about the Killing Curse, and then also decide that Lucius Malfoy (who generally seemed like a competent secret Death Eater) to try and use it on a Hogwarts student in Hogwarts?

Harry should've, like, fucking called the Aurors or something. The man tried to murder him when he was 11/12 and whenever he's around since then Harry basically has no opinion on that and just dislikes him because he was a Slytherin and is Draco's dad.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:18:41 No.55377221

Butterflies, man.


If I remember the behind the scenes talk, the actor improvised, no one told him to do that, to start casting the Killing Curse.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:19:06 No.55377224

>tfw ywn be drugged by Lavender while drugging Lavender and then have sloppy, marathon sex with her until you both collapse and then later realize what you both did and then have a laugh and start dating

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:20:26 No.55377241

Oh. Well, Jason Isaacs is pretty cool, then, for knowing that shit.
And now it seems kinda like he was method acting as a dude fed up enough with Harry to murder him, but it still seems a little out of character for Lucius to do something that dumb.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:20:27 No.55377242
The Bulgarians with their big sticks and big swinging dicks were pretty cool though.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:20:27 No.55377243

She doesn't seem like the type to dose anyone.

You might be thinking of Romilda Vane.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:22:16 No.55377261

Kudos to Isaacs for at least refusing to wear muggle business suits as Lucius. Seriously, were the people working in the costume department completely ignorant concerning Harry Potter?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:22:21 No.55377262
Ron wasn't drugged? I thought that was the whole thing of that arc.
He literally stops liking Lavender overnight.

I did forget about Romilda Vane, though. She wasn't an unattractive girl.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:23:51 No.55377279

>He literally stops liking Lavender overnight.

Yeah, that's teenagers for you.

And to be fair, she was the first girl ever to express any interest in him so openly, whereas with Hermione it was just a constant bitch-nag fest.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:24:50 No.55377291

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:27:09 No.55377319

I know that, but the events that played out were

>Ron is crazy about Lavender
>Ron is then crazy about Romilda
>Ron gets poisoned and then presumably is given an antidote
>this cure presumably also cures being love potion'd
>Ron suddenly goes back to secretly wanting Hermione, talking about her in his sleep
>Suddenly he doesn't give a fuck about Lavender

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:29:06 No.55377351

The Rifftrax of Goblet is amazing.



Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:29:49 No.55377362

Ron had always wanted Hermione, it's just that Lavender gave him a reprieve of sorts, and he was upset that Hermione had already kissed someone in the past (she didn't, Ginny lied to him thinking it would spur him into asking her out) he just figured to get that shit out of the way with Lavender.

And then Lavender turned out slightly clingy.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:29:52 No.55377364
>you will never take Felix Felicis before meeting your waifu

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:30:53 No.55377381
Luna, Cho, Hermione. Any pairings, except stupid shit like Voldemort or Dumbledor. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:31:09 No.55377387

I want to be in some Griffindor B-Team with Lavender and Neville or Seamus or somebody

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:31:33 No.55377395
>tfw she dies in the Battle of Hogwarts

sad shit

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:33:39 No.55377424

Even if I was a student, and got to bang Lavender, my life would still be sorrow.

I probably also wouldn't be a Crocodile animagus like I imagine in the OC fanfiction I'm too lazy to write.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:34:35 No.55377431

Yeah, sorry, can't help you there. Most of the smut I've read was Harry/Pansy, and the one Harry/Luna smut I've come across was some heavy BDSM shit. I'm talking fisting-tier weird shit.

Cho... uhh... yeah, that too tends to be focused more on non-consent stuff.

And can't help you with Hermione at all, since I'm pretty much turned off by the very mention of her in any smutfic in any sort of sexual manner. No idea why, she's just plain unappealing to me.

If you got nothing against Harry/Pansy, look up "It's Just Sex".

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:37:02 No.55377458

Will do. Harry/Pansy appeals to me.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 09:50:07 No.55377656
There is no such thing as a good harry potter movie

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:07:32 No.55377908
Wait, why are you saying Ginny lied?
Hermione DID kiss Viktor Krum, it's confirmed.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:11:57 No.55378000
fucking tripfags

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:14:40 No.55378048


Where exactly?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:23:30 No.55378197
In an interview, Rowling said that she wanted the main pairings to have kissed someone else before they got together. Harry and Cho, Ginny and Dean, Ron and Levender, and thus Hermione and Krum.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:26:16 No.55378245
That's the worst one. I mean, holy shit. If you can't see how bad it is you're a moron. A dense fuck
who have no idea of what even makes a movie good.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:27:19 No.55378265

Fair enough. I must have confused it with some fanfic I read then. Poor Harry though, that kiss with Cho was shitty.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:28:44 No.55378287
The correct ranking:

4 > 3 > 6 > 8 > 7 > 2 > 1 > 5

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:31:56 No.55378334
i cant find the motivation to even watch 5-7

loved the first three
4 is ok
saw 5 once way back when it first came out and didnt like it

all i remember of 5 is a blue filter, quidditch thing at the start, storms, blue, glass tubes or something, blue filter, serious tone, and being confused

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:33:58 No.55378364
I recently watched them all again and maybe I'm just getting too old, but after rewatching them I realize how shitty the writing is at so many times.

The world building alone sold this franchise. No one really likes the 2srs4u shit

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:34:00 No.55378365
>Ginny and Dean
and ginny and michael
and ginny and john
and ginny and half the school

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:34:43 No.55378380
>mfw everytime i read the word "snogging" in the books
Seriously it was used way too much

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:36:48 No.55378413
Holy shit that taste is pretty good.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:37:20 No.55378422
Doesn't Harry actually accidentally spy on them making out during the Yule Ball?

Or was that Hagrid and his giant girlfriend, I can't remember.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:38:57 No.55378446

You're mixing up people. Harry sees Fleur and Roger Davies coming out from some bushes, where Snape chased them from.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:39:04 No.55378448
>7 third in books

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:39:20 No.55378455
OK OK so we can all have debates on which books/movies are better than others but can we all at least agree on the fact that the books are all better than the movies?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:40:22 No.55378472
Different poster here. Funny thing about the 7th is that when I read it for the first time I hated it. Years later when I reread it I loved it. Meh.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:40:59 No.55378485
Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Desires, you're welcome

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:41:12 No.55378491
That's been well established years ago

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:42:03 No.55378505
And the best of fanfiction is better than the books
I agree

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:42:19 No.55378512
>2 different anons
>both put 5 at the very bottom
Mah Hufflepuffs.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:45:06 No.55378553
They couldn't prove shit even if he called the entire Ministry on Malfoy.
Because they will go all police state on underage magic tracking spells (that don't even really work, considering Voldemort's killing spree, Hermione's vague line about practicing spells home, etc)... but they won't agree to place a similar spell on all suspects of crimes.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:51:19 No.55378656
Oh right, it was those guys.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:51:32 No.55378657
Why doesnt the ministry send a letter to sirius black and just follow the owl?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:55:55 No.55378746
why didnt voldemort just fuck off and get a nose or something

Anonymous 2015-04-16 10:58:40 No.55378792

He looked so hilarious.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:09:02 No.55378898
Because he's meant to be a snake. It's like poetry.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:09:07 No.55378901
Because owl post probably needs to have an adress? It's just one of those "just take it the way it is" things.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:12:14 No.55378937
No it doesnt. Harry just puts Sirius on the envelope and the owls find him even when Harry doesnt know where he is

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:17:35 No.55379000

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:36:20 No.55379273

Why didn't Voldemort send Harry/all his enemies a letter via owl and track them down?

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:40:13 No.55379324
every movie after the 3rd is garbage

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:42:39 No.55379370

3 > 1 > 2 > 7.1 = 7.2 > 5 > 6 > 4


5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 7 > 6 > 1

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:49:08 No.55379498
>slytherin is the winner! by 50 points! congrats!
>oh wait last minute subjective points
>gryffindor gets 51 points lol
>looks like we have a new winner

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:57:25 No.55379619
Imagine being a Slytherin that didn't hate Harry/wasn't Malfoy or his crew.

Must've SUCKED.

Anonymous 2015-04-16 11:59:56 No.55379661
>Imagine being a Slytherin that didn't hate Harry/wasn't Malfoy or his crew.


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