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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:47:44 No.55444494

[Missing image file: ]

During the war, I cut off all of your father's limbs, burned him to a crisp and left him to die.

He was a good friend.


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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:49:22 No.55444547
Luke did I ever tell you about how your father turned evil because I left his mother rot in slavery without giving a shit for like 15 years.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:50:03 No.55444577
Luke, this was your father's lightsaber. He used it to kill like 30 children.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:50:49 No.55444597
Luke did I ever tell you how I fucked your mum and now your father dresses all in black and has a voice changer as he wants to be a big black buck because of his insecurities?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:51:20 No.55444615
Luke have I ever told you about Dexter Jettster and his 50s diner? He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:52:41 No.55444657
>>55444494

luke did i ever tell you about doing heroin

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:53:31 No.55444679
>>55444657
Luke, this is your fathers meth stash, we used to cook together behind the councils back

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:53:37 No.55444684
>>55444547
That's the most hilarious part. Bravo Jorje

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:53:56 No.55444697
Luke do you recall how I said I don't remember owning a droid? I just remembered I actually owned like 20 of them over the span of the clone wars. In fact I knew these very droids you brought with you. They were good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:54:16 No.55444704
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time your father tried spinning?

He was a good trick.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:54:53 No.55444723
>>55444697

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:55:21 No.55444731
>>55444547

huh this never occurred to me since I watched the movies as a kid and thought jar jar was the finest comedian of our times

what is the canon reason for them leaving anakin's mom to get raped to death?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:55:26 No.55444736
Luke, do you hate sand? Don't tell me you got the bad genes

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:55:49 No.55444747
Luke, did i ever tell you that I sent your twin to live as royalty on a major world, and just kind of left you to farm in poverty here?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:57:24 No.55444794

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:58:00 No.55444811
>>55444494

luke did i ever tell you about that luke did i ever tell you

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:58:28 No.55444835
Luke, did I ever tell you I knew the Senator who brought the Empire into being? He was a bombad warrior and a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:59:52 No.55444882
Luke, did I ever tell you about this bald nigger with a purple sword? He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 02:59:59 No.55444887
Remember, Luke: sith lords are our specialty.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:00:34 No.55444908
>>55444494

luke did i ever tell you that I love you? You are a good friend :')

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:00:51 No.55444918
Luke did I ever tell you about how all jedi used to dress like moisture farmers?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:01:52 No.55444953
>>55444887
Jesus, it's only after looking back that I see how fucking unbelievably terrible the writing in the prequels was.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:02:20 No.55444970
>>55444731
>what is the canon reason for them leaving anakin's mom to get raped to death?

Because only siths deal in absolutes. They can't save her because then she would absolutely not get raped.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:02:55 No.55444983
Luke did I ever tell you how when your mother fell off a moving aircraft i ordered your father to forget about her and continue his mission

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:03:04 No.55444986
>>55444908

Luke, suck my penis, quick! It's the only way to pass on the force

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:04:10 No.55445013
Luke, did I ever tell you about the monster dong I used to have.

He was a good friend to your mother.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:05:11 No.55445039
>>55444887
*speciality
Yep, Ewen added another "I" in there like a retard.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:06:14 No.55445074
>>55445013
>mfw

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:06:38 No.55445084
Luke did I ever tell you about Dexter

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:08:01 No.55445122
>>55444494

luke did i ever tell you that when i was a younger man i was fighting count dooku and then i got knocked out and then your dad (who is Vader btw) got his ass kicked and then later we were fighting count dooku and i got knocked out but your dad won that time and killed dooku

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:08:31 No.55445135
Luke, ever tell you did I that a general during the clone wars I was? Led several invasions, I did.

A jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:08:45 No.55445139
Were you ever cucked my master?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:08:51 No.55445141
Luke, did I ever tell you about the Jedi initiation orgies?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:09:08 No.55445151
>>55444494
>You should not have come back

Implying Obi Wan had been on the Death Star before

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:09:27 No.55445159
Luke, did I ever tell you that your Grandmother's name was Shmi? I know right.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:10:22 No.55445189
>>55444794
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:11:07 No.55445218
>>55445189
Congratulations, you can read the filename.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:11:24 No.55445226
>this FUCKING thread

good stuff boys

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:12:01 No.55445243
Luke, did I ever tell you that while you were growing up on a dry sandy diarrhea planet your sister was growing up as royalty? She was a better friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:12:02 No.55445244
>>55445189
>vaders face when

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:12:15 No.55445251
this fucking meme really puts the PT into context...

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:13:38 No.55445297
Luke, did I ever mention that your Grandmother let your Dad participate in a dangerous sport known as podracing. He was like 8 years old and his pod was made of scraps and shit.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:14:41 No.55445329
>>55444986
kek

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:15:08 No.55445341
Luke, did I tell you how you father hated me throughout his entire life and we never really connected? He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:15:28 No.55445348
Obi-Wan, did I ever tell you about the time Arab niggers kidnapped my daughter in France and tried to sell her into sex slavery before I shot them all dead? They were good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:16:15 No.55445370
Luke, did I ever tell you that the Emperor of the Galaxy is named Sheev?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:16:28 No.55445378
>>55444494

He couldn't bring himself to finish off Anakin. Even in their final battle in the Death Star, he wasn't really dueling to win.

>>55444547

An important part of the Jedi Order was that they were essentially attack dogs of the Republic. The official stance on their authoritative powers was that they had no authority until given special powers. Qui-Gon didn't give a fuck about political sensitivity, but Obi-Wan did and he didn't want his actions to endanger the order.

>>55444577

Obi-Wan didn't know that, and probably never wanted to know that.

>>55444615

No point in bringing up burgerland with a sandwigger who has never seen a burger in his life.

>>55444697

They were technically the Republic's droids or the Order's droids. Even back in TPM, he never wanted to be responsible for droids.

>>55444736

He told Luke all those war stories because he wanted Luke to hate his homeworld enough to leave and do something that matters. And it worked.

>>55444747

He had debts for all those special favors, man.

>>55445297

Luke couldn't even fix a power converter so there was no point in talking to him about engineering.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:16:49 No.55445392
>>55444494

Luke did I ever tell you about the time I jumped out of a window miles above a city to grab onto a flimsy droid and flew around on it trying to hunt down a shape shifting bounty hunter while your father chased after me in a sky car?

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:17:01 No.55445396
Luke, did I ever tell you they tried to kill your Mom with a centipede?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:17:03 No.55445398
>>55445348
>arab niggers
>not sand niggers
kek though.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:17:14 No.55445402
>>55444986
So that's what midichlorians are.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:17:56 No.55445422
Did I ever tell you how Alec Guiness, one of the greatest British actors, took a role in a silly space fantasy movie for fun and now it's the only thing any remembers him for even though he came to hate that role? He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:17:59 No.55445423
>>55445348
>>55445398
>Not Tusken Niggers

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:18:00 No.55445424
>>55445378

Luke, did I ever tell you about prequel apologists? They were good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:18:09 No.55445432
Luke, did I ever tell you about the high ground?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:18:25 No.55445443
>implying

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:18:30 No.55445446
>>55445378
>Obi-Wan didn't know that, and probably never wanted to know that.


Portman told him before he had the final showdown on mustafar

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:19:07 No.55445467
Luke did I ever tell you about Mr. Binks? We had many good adventures together. I remember when he stepped in the doodie. He was a meme friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:19:14 No.55445470
Luke, did I ever tell you to go in slowly on the left?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:19:42 No.55445488
Luke, did I ever tell you about how your father and I were good friends?

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:19:58 No.55445500
>>55445378
>Obi-Wan didn't know that, and probably never wanted to know that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqTR0DorSw

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:20:10 No.55445507
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time Anakin and Senator CK watched Padme get double-teamed by Jamal and Tyrone and jacked off to it? They were good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:20:40 No.55445526
>>55445446
Don't bother. Lucas apologists are genuinely retarded

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:21:31 No.55445557
Luke, did I ever tell you that George Lucas is worth five billion dollars?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:21:33 No.55445559
Luke, did I ever tell you that the high ground is sand? And he was a good point of view.

So you see what I told you was a good friend, from a certain point of sand.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:22:28 No.55445597
Luke, did I ever tell you why I wear the mask?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:23:04 No.55445623
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time your father brutally murdered a defenceless retard while he was pleading for his life?

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:23:34 No.55445633
literally dying with laughter

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:24:23 No.55445660
Luke did I ever tell you about how I was aware your father was a mentally unstable lunatic long before he became darth vader? Did I also tell you that the emperor was suspected to be a sith lord during this time and was known to be grooming your father to be his left hand man? In spite of this, did I ever tell you how I did absolutely nothing to stop any of this?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:24:37 No.55445665
>>55445559

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:24:52 No.55445669
>>55445467

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:27:18 No.55445741
Luke, did I ever tell you how I completely failed as an authority figure and a mentor, which resulted in the man who would eventually destroy my entire Order and become the scourge of the galaxy?

I am a good Jedi master.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:27:46 No.55445752
Luke did I ever tell you how your father hated sand?

He was a good friend

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:28:12 No.55445765
Luke did I ever tell you about alzheimer's? He was a good luke did I ever tell you about alzheimer's?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:28:15 No.55445771
>>55445378
>Luke, did I ever tell how I left your grandmother to rot as a slave on the shittiest planet in Hutt Space until she got murdered by sandpeople? I really wanted to rescue her but an important part of the Jedi Order was that we were essentially attack dogs of the Republic. The official stance on our authoritative powers was that we had no authority until given special powers. Qui-Gon didn't give a fuck about political sensitivity, but I did and I didn't want to endanger the order.

>So that's why we had to leave Shmi to get gangbanged to death by foot-long, spiny Tusken Raider cocks until she died from internal hemorrhaging while your father held her in his arms. He then proceeded to slaughter a bunch of sandpeople civilians like animals, even the children. Then he told your mom that he would become the most powerful Jedi ever and he would even stop people from dying. All that happened not too far from here.

>Shmi was not a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:28:26 No.55445778
>>55445660
I was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:29:12 No.55445805
Luke if you ever battle your father, remember, his weaknesses are sand and fire!

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:30:10 No.55445835
Luke did I ever tell you about your father's friends Bane, Unovas, and Ahhired Gun? They were not my friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:30:22 No.55445841
>>55444547
>>55444597
>>55444615
>>55444657
>>55444704
>>55444747
>>55444811
>>55444835
>>55444882
>>55444908
>>55444918
>>55444983
>>55445013
>>55445084
>>55445122
>>55445135
>>55445159
>>55445141
>>55445243
>>55445297
>>55445341
>>55445370
>>55445424
>>55445432
Yeah, actually ya did, Ben. Stop telling me this shit over and over you senile fuck.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:30:52 No.55445857
>>55445771
>So that's why we had to leave Shmi to get gangbanged to death by foot-long, spiny Tusken Raider cocks

When is the video going on tuskened.com? I need to see that BTC in action.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:30:56 No.55445859
>>55445805

Luke, remember that your father is an old man so just beat the shit out of him.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:32:13 No.55445909
Luke, did I ever tell you that I took your mother to your dad after he already turned to the dark side so that he could force choke her.

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:33:28 No.55445943
Luke, remember the basics of CQC!

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:33:47 No.55445949
Luke did I ever tell you about how the only reason I agreed to train your father as a Jedi was out of guilt for my dead master named Qui Gon Jinn? Did I ever tell you that I never really liked your father and he quite clearly resented me as well?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:33:48 No.55445950
Luke, did I ever tell you about your father's podracing?

Now THIS is a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:34:01 No.55445960
Luke, did I ever tell you that any Jedi that dies can come back as an immortal, intelligent space ghost?

I'll always be a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:34:20 No.55445975
Luke, did I ever tell you that I had the means to make you a prince of an entire planet, but rather chose to make you spend an entire life slaving on a moisture farm so you can afford to put plating on your father's robot?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:34:29 No.55445983
Luke, did I ever tell you about the three-eyed man Trioculus? He actually posed as Sheev's son who was a three-eyed man called Triclops, I think he was also friends with Darth Icky and Darth Insanius. He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:35:26 No.55446009
Luke, did I ever tell you about how sand people march in single file, so as to hide their numbers? Unless of course they're raping your grandmother to death, prior to having their children murdered by your father, who in turn was a friend of mine.

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:35:49 No.55446017
Luke, remember when I stayed up at 4am shitposting on /tv/?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:36:11 No.55446032
Luke, did I ever tell you about how your mother died?

Yeah, fucked if I know either.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:37:31 No.55446078
Luke did I ever tell you how your father murdered younglings. I still have the record, you want to watch it, too? He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:37:40 No.55446080
Luke, did I ever tell you the legend of Darth Plagueis? He possessed abilities some considered... unnatural.

Such abilities could be learned, but not from a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:37:55 No.55446086
>>55445949
He was a bad friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:38:46 No.55446107
>>55446078

R2D3PO, play the recording of Luke's grandmother getting raped to death by sand people

>help me obi-wan kenobi, you're my only hope!

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:39:06 No.55446114
>>55444615
such a comfy place in lego star wars

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:39:27 No.55446122
>>55444736
Holy shit.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:39:39 No.55446125
Luke, did I ever tell you about about Darth Blart: Maul Paul?

He was a great cop and a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:39:41 No.55446126
>>55446009

Luke, do you also recall how I implied sandpeople are incapable of shooting accurately? Did I ever tell you about how they used to snipe your father's podracer with perfect accuracy from several hundred meters?

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Kagney 2015-04-18 03:39:56 No.55446136
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time that your father dropped into an elevator behind me and startled me so much that I drew my lightsaber even though Jedi can supposedly sense people from miles away? I guess I just couldn't sense my best friend from three feet away. Or maybe I forgot to turn on my Jedi powers that morning.

Either way. He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:40:25 No.55446149
>>55444577
>>55446078
Based kid killer

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:40:55 No.55446167
>>55446107
kek

Best thread in a long time, /tv/.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:41:31 No.55446183
Luke, did I ever tell you about how your father hated sand, but not as much as he hated me?

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:41:57 No.55446192
>>55444697
Well droids are like toasters it's not like you'd recognize your toaster from 30 years earlier out of hundreds of toasters you see all the time all over the place that look nearly identical

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:42:02 No.55446195
>>55446136
Why are tripfags so unfunny

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:42:17 No.55446203
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I rode on a giant iguana while kicking Dick Dasterdly's 4-armed robot's ass? I think your father was too busy fantasizing about all the children he was going to murder later to help.

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:42:27 No.55446207
>>55445771
>All that happened not too far from here.

I can see Alec Guinness casually delivering that line.

My fucking sides.

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Kagney 2015-04-18 03:42:58 No.55446223
>>55446195
dumb frogposter

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:43:18 No.55446234
Luke, did I ever tell you about my good friend?

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:44:20 No.55446257
>>55446234

Good friend, did I ever tell you about my good friend?

Good friend was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:44:30 No.55446265
>>55446126
Luke, do you also recall how I implied sandpeople are incapable of shooting accurately? Did I ever tell you about how they used to snipe your grandmother's eyeballs with cumshots with perfect accuracy?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:44:37 No.55446269
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time my wise master Qui Gon decided to take on a Sith Lord alone in an enclosed space, instead of running back to me so we could fight him 2 on 1?

He was a wise and good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:45:03 No.55446286
Luke, did I ever tell you about how your father would float pieces of fruit into your mother's mouth using the Force.

I would have killed him if ever I'd seen him doing it. Killed him. He was a disgusting human being.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:45:32 No.55446299
Luke, did I tell you about the time where I headbutt Boba Fett's father?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:45:42 No.55446306
DUDE WEED LMAO

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:45:55 No.55446318
>>55446286

And a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:47:29 No.55446357
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time your father lost a weapon that was his life? Accordingly, I considered him dead from that moment on, which made it considerably easier for me to cleave off his appendages and watch his catch aflame in front of me.

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:47:40 No.55446362
Just stop.

This meme isn't funny at all.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:47:51 No.55446368
>>55446306
Don't tell Qui-Gon

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:47:55 No.55446370
>>55446286
KEK

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:48:24 No.55446387
Luke, did I ever tell you that wolves hunt in packs and goblins are weak to fire? They are good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:48:40 No.55446398
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time when your father was owned by an "Italian car salesman"?

He was a good goy

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:49:10 No.55446407
Luke, have I ever told you how much I hate bad friends? They're rough, and course, and they get everywhere. Not like your father. He was soft, smooth... And a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:49:19 No.55446409
>>55446299
Seriously, who the fuck is Boba Fett? Why do you keep telling me all this shit? Why am I still hanging around with you?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:49:28 No.55446415
>>55446398
>Italian

Sure is JIDF in here

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:49:57 No.55446428
Luke did I ever tell you about the time your father and I crash landed a ship on to a planet made entirely of one city? Thankfully in a universe full of VTOL ships there was a giant empty runway for some reason.

Did I also tell you JJ Abrams stole this sequence for Star Trek: Into Darkness, but this time there was no runway and the ship hit a bunch of buildings and probably killed half a million people, but nobody cared? He was not a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:50:17 No.55446440
>>55446362
Luke, did I ever tell you about Anon, the biggest faggot master reddit cuck monster truck?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:50:28 No.55446444
>>55446407

Luke, I had to throw your father into lava. If I couldn't have his soft skin; then no one could.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:50:31 No.55446448
>>55446362
SOMEBODY GET THIS SITH LORD OUTTA HERE

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:50:35 No.55446453
Luke, did I tell you about the time I uncovered a grand conspiracy involving a secret clone army and a plot to start a galactic war for the sake of fueling the arms trade and giving the Chancellor unlimited war powers and did absolutely nothing about it?

I am a good Jedi.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:50:43 No.55446458
C3PO, gather up the bodies of these Jawas and burn them while I watch. They were good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:51:46 No.55446482
Luke, did I ever tell you that after cutting your dad's limbs I left him to die in agony instead of finishing the job, but he survived to become a tyrant through all the galaxy?

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:52:29 No.55446504
>>55446362
Luke, did I ever tell you about the masketta man?

He was a big friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:52:48 No.55446511
Luke, did I ever tell you that your father rather trusted a sith lord he barely knew than me.

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:54:18 No.55446553
Luke did I ever tell you how in spite of the fact that sith can read people's thoughts, we hid your sister from the emperor by giving her to a royal family who deals with the emperor on a regular basis? Additionally, did I ever tell you about how we didn't even bother to change your last name when we left you with darth vader's extended family who he has personally met?

I'm a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:54:43 No.55446569
Darth Vader, I'm Jedi Council.

You don't get to bring good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:54:59 No.55446576
Luke did I ever tell you the time I found a bunch of hologram recordings that proved Sheev was evil and never bothered to give them to the Galactic Senate or Space CNN and instead thought going to murder your father on a lava planet was the better course to saving the galaxy? In fact I probably still have the tapes here in my giant chest if you want to watch your father kill a bunch of younglings.

I was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:55:08 No.55446578
Luke did I ever tell you about the time Colonel Saito flaunted the Geneva convention and tried to force British POW officers into manual labor?

He was a good friend

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:55:43 No.55446590
>>55446569
>You don't get to bring good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:56:23 No.55446608
The fire rises!

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:57:33 No.55446641
He didn't fry so good.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:58:14 No.55446658
>>55444577

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:58:29 No.55446666
Luke, did I ever tell you about Darth Maul? He murdered my master and I split him in two in retribution.

He was the best of my friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:58:53 No.55446680
>>55446553
But don't worry, I knew he'd never come find you because he hates sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Sand is a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:59:36 No.55446694
>>55446608
>AAAHHHHGHGHGGHHHHHH GIVE MY LIGHTSABER TO MY SON WHEN HE COMES OF AGGEEEE

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:59:37 No.55446695
Luke, did I ever tell you that jet fuel can't melt steel beams?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 03:59:58 No.55446706
>>55446666
Luke did I ever tell you about Darth Maul? He killed the only women I ever loved, murdered my master, and somehow ended up dying by the hands of a cyborg robot man that coughs.

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:00:38 No.55446727
>>55446666
Luke did I ever tell you the time Darth Maul came back to life on a cartoon but the show got cancelled because of Disney's buy out of Star Wars so the plotline went nowhere?

They were good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:01:40 No.55446747
>>55446695
Israel was a good friend

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:03:08 No.55446797
>>55446694

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:03:36 No.55446809
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE YOUNGLINGS ARE EVIL

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:04:55 No.55446841
Luke, did I ever tell you about how everything bad about your father's life was my fault, and I jealous, and I was holding him back?

I was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:06:03 No.55446862
Aw right I just watched the new trailer and got unironic goosebumps. -~-

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:06:18 No.55446868
>>55446695
The public was a good goy

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:06:43 No.55446875
Luke did I ever tell you how good of a friend your father was?

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:08:02 No.55446913
>>55446862

The trailer was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:08:37 No.55446925
Luke, did I ever tell you about my friend?

He was a good father

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:08:48 No.55446933
>>55446149

>cuts the kid in half

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:10:13 No.55446975
>>55446706
Cartoon shit?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:10:25 No.55446981
Luke did I ever tell you the time I flew around in a star fighter where the viewport was too low to match up my eye line so I couldn't see straight out of it?

I also clearly owned a droid too. It was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:10:46 No.55446990
>>55446149
Holy shit they actually put that in the game?

How did they get away with this?

>The kids try to defend themselves

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:11:33 No.55447012
>>55446981
jesus christ, even his hair looks like cgi

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:12:41 No.55447040
>>55446192
I would recognize a droid I fought in a war with and had saved my life multiple times.

You would probably recognize your car 30 years later right?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:15:01 No.55447096
>>55446192
Well first of all I still wouldn't respond to someone saying "is this your toaster" with "I don't remember owning a toaster."

Second, if one toaster had been involved with every major event of my life and saved me several times I'd probably remember.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:15:02 No.55447097
Luke, did I ever tell you about Jedi Master Mace Windu? He died out a window.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:15:08 No.55447105
>>55446990
it's a mod

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:15:09 No.55447107
>>55447012
reminder they gave him this haircut because it makes cgi much easier
stonewall haircut, no movement or tricky flowing motions

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:15:16 No.55447108
>>55446990

its a mod you dumbfuck

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:15:50 No.55447122
Luke, did I ever tell you about your father? He was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. And he was a good friend.

But a young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, betrayed and murdered your father. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

Vader was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:15:55 No.55447124
>>55446981
Man, every single shot in the prequels looks like a video game

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:16:15 No.55447132
>>55447012
Did I ever tell about the time I visited a planet where everything looked like it was being seen through a bunch of shitty filters?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:17:13 No.55447147
>Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. He cut his limbs off and left him to fry in lava before stealing his lightsaber.

>He was not a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:17:45 No.55447157
>>55447124
i love the CGI meme. Fun fact :That was actually practical effects, the entire set you see in the background there was practical .

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:18:58 No.55447185
Luke, did I ever tell you about CIA? He was a big guy.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:19:00 No.55447186
Luke did I ever tell you the reason the Jedi were wiped out is because we accepted a mysterious convenient army without question and it turned out they were programmed to kill us on command?

But they were good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:19:00 No.55447187
>>55447157
wrong

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:19:50 No.55447208
Luke, did I ever tell you about how this R2 unit actually has rocket propulsion, an oil slick, a flamethrower, shock prod, and can fly? He's a good friend

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:19:57 No.55447212
>>55447097
fucking kek

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:20:29 No.55447227
>>55446727
>mfw the comics Disney commissioned to finish the Maul storyline went nowhere

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:20:47 No.55447235
>>55445370

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:21:51 No.55447261
Luke, did I ever tell you how much I hate flying?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:22:10 No.55447268
>>55445422

I doubt he hated it that much considering he made obscene amounts of money off of it.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:22:17 No.55447273
>>55447187
Miniatures yes, obviously not entirely built full scale. But it wasn't just a huge CGI effect.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:24:10 No.55447322
>>55447268
this, he was the only actor who signed for a percentage i believe

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:24:15 No.55447323
>>55445139

Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:30:20 No.55447463
Luke, did I ever tell you about Sheev? Sheev plotted the conception of your father through the Force and planted life in your grandmother's womb. He shared a home planet with your mother and his apprentices, under his direction, murdered my master and removed your father's right arm. He manipulated your father's insecurities toward me and planted visions in his dreams of your mother's death. When your father's will broke, he murdered children at Sheev's behest. Sheev saved your father's life by turning him into a robotic abomination after I dismembered and severely burned him, and then made your father believe he had unwittingly murdered the woman he loved. Sheev also comissioned an army of troops I served with for years on end, only to have them turn on me without hesitation with a few words from him.

Sheev was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:32:36 No.55447522
Like, did I ever tell you about Krayt? He'll become the next sith emperor in a hundred years and I passed up an opportunity to kill him like a block away from your house.

He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:35:12 No.55447580
>>55446192

Generally I don't talk to my toaster like every Star Wars character does with droids.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:35:16 No.55447582
>>55445378
>He couldn't bring himself to finish off Anakin. Even in their final battle in the Death Star, he wasn't really dueling to win.
Because arresting and healing him is totally stupid.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:37:11 No.55447635
>>55446192
Wait a minute, that's bullshit. I noticed someone posted a battlestation pic and he had the same cup as me I said "that's my cup"

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:37:25 No.55447638
>>55447580
>he doesn't talk to his toaster

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:37:55 No.55447648
>>55447580
>he doesn't talk to his toaster

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:38:37 No.55447669
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time your father and I were in a nightclub and he told people to get back to their drinks? He was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:39:16 No.55447690
>>55447638
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST I JUST TOOK LONGER TO FIND AN IMAGE

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:39:42 No.55447710
Luke did I ever tell you about Mace Windu my good frindu that got pushed out of a windu

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:40:42 No.55447725
>>55444494
>Benposting is back
We're home

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:41:58 No.55447762
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time your father jumped out of a flying speeder in a traffic filled city to land on the ship of your mother's would be assassin? Always on the move, a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:42:24 No.55447774
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time Count Dooku hired Boba Fett's father who hired a bounty hunter who hired a droid to deliver centipedes to kill your mother?

They were all good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:42:31 No.55447777
Luke did I ever tell you about how the jedi knights who were supposed to be the guardians of peace and justice in the old republic were actually totally fine with slavery and in fact started a war?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:45:24 No.55447858
>>55447774

KEK

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:45:52 No.55447870
Luke, did I ever tell you how dense every frame of the clone wars was?

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:46:28 No.55447886
>>55447762
>I hated it when he did that.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:46:49 No.55447898
>>55446257
Good friend? That's a nice trick

and a good friend

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:48:10 No.55447940
>>55447774

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:48:33 No.55447951
Luke, did I ever tell you about your mother's "ascension gun"? It was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:49:25 No.55447961
Luke did I ever tell you about the time your mother died because she was sad? She was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:49:47 No.55447971
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I had an all red R4 droid but all the merchandise made him white? He was a good droid.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:51:05 No.55448003
Luke did I ever tell you about General Grievous? He was a metal as fuck friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:51:31 No.55448019
>>55447971
Did I ever tell you about the time my droid was brutally killed, in what I would imagine was painful for a droid, by another droid, while I sat in my cockpit and complained that I hated flying.

I was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:52:43 No.55448042
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I was hanging onto a floating droid, and the bounty hunter I was pursuing decided to shoot her sniper rifle at the droid, rather than simply shoot me?

She was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:52:56 No.55448049
>>55445623
underrated

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:53:40 No.55448069
Luke, did I ever tell you about Chewbacca, a wookie who used to carry Yoda around on his back and who, in a galaxy of trillions, just happens to be the co-pilot of a ship docked a few miles from here?

He'll be a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:54:15 No.55448086
>this thread

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:54:15 No.55448087
>>55448019
Did I ever tell you the time that bad guys shot missiles at us that instead of carrying a warhead that could have blown me up instantly, carried a bunch of little droids that for some reason I forgot I could have just force pushed off my ship?

They were good friends.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:54:47 No.55448106
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time my master and I were nearly eaten by a large fish, but was saved by an even bigger shrimp, who was eaten by a humongous fish? It was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:55:50 No.55448135
>>55448086

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:56:12 No.55448139
Luke, did I ever tell you about Boss Nass? He gave us una bongo and told us to go through da plaaanet core.

He was a bombad friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:57:32 No.55448171
>>55448042
>>55447774
>>55447463
>>55445559
Just stop
I can't take it

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:57:44 No.55448175
>>55448139
topkek

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:58:20 No.55448189
Luke, did I ever tell you about Asajj Ventress? We used to flirt a good deal when we fought, and it made me rock hard.

She was a good fap

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:58:35 No.55448198
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time your mother, who had absolutely no force sensitivity or exceptional physical ability, was able to scale a 30 foot pole to escape execution and subsequently survived a massive firefight that claimed the lives of dozens of Jedi, despite her being essentially the number one target of the enemy?

She was a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:59:00 No.55448211
Luke, did I ever tell you that this astromech droid knew you father for something like 20 fucking years and never says anything about it?

It'll be a good friend.

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 04:59:40 No.55448225
>>55444494
Sit down gramps

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Anonymous 2015-04-18 05:00:04 No.55448240
>>55448198
Kek'd







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