Asshole Family Thread
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>Game Boy Advanced SP is a few months away from release
>Do extra chores and going around the neighborhood collecting cans and bottles to save up money
>GBA:SP Finally comes out
>Have enough money in order to get the system along with Earthworm Jim, Golden Sun, and Wario Land 4.
>Enjoy my new vidya for a solid 3months
>Mentally retarded(Diagnosed) 5 year old cousin comes over.
>Hide that shit
>Keep him out of my room as long as possible.
>Eventually, he forces his retarded(Undiagnosed, but suspected) mother to let him in. Throw GBA in drawer
>He sees a couple GBA Games on my shelf
>I WANT TO PLAY THIS ONE
>Tell him that I'm holding them for a friend
>Screetch of the tard ensues
>Retard mom rushes in to comfort her tard child
>Give the same excuse to her
>Own mother says I bought it with my own money and I worked hard to keep it
>Feels Good, Man
>Tard mom is pissed and raises a shitstorm
>Mom still defends me
>While that's going on, tard child is going through my shit
>OH FUCK NO
>He finds it and gets his sticky tard finger prints all over it
>Try to yank it out of his hand
>He runs off and throw it on the ground
>Pic related. Actual damage.
>Get my yardstick and rush towards him
>Beat the living shit out of him
>The tears and cries are delicious
>Tard mom tries to comfort him
>Give her the stare of death
>Tard mom hesitates
>Finish whipping him
>Demand that she pay me back for her offspring's damages
>Mom agrees with me
>"I'll pay you back, just give me until my next welfare check!"
>Let her go
It's been well over ten years. Still waiting on that check.