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Anonymous 2012-09-19 03:54:03 No.155429061

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We've all experienced something like this at one point or another.
>Be 18.
>Aunt and Cousin come to visit.
>Mom says be nice to him while they talk.
>Cousin is 8 year old faggot who destroys everything he comes into contact with.
>"I WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES!" He yells as loud as humanly possible.
>Don't want the little shit in my room, but Mom tells him he can play.
>Decide to give him a game I know he won't like so he'll leave me alone.
>Put in Dark Souls.
>Tries to fight the Asylum Demon instead of running for the door. Dying repeatedly.
>Starts to get mad, face turns red, begins to shake.
>See something brown running down his legs past his shorts. Dear God its diarrhea.
>Gets all over the carpet.
>Tell Aunt she has to clean it up but she refuses.
>Tells me I should've known not to get him mad. When he gets mad he gets grumpy-dumpys.
>MFW she actually says grumpy-dumpys.
>End up steam cleaning my shit stained carpet.


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Anonymous 2012-09-19 03:58:00 No.155429365
i lol'd so fucking hard

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 03:58:46 No.155429423
game grumpy dumpys

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 03:59:22 No.155429489
>dat copy pasta
i love it

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Ghost 2012-09-19 03:59:53 No.155429539
>>155429423
Hey Im dump,

Im not so dump.

And we're the grumpy dumps

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 03:59:55 No.155429547
>trying to play vidya in peace
>parent's friends come over for poker
>they have a 7 year old kid thats a fucking mennace
>have to lock every door upstairs so he doesn't destroy anything
>have to go outside and play with him
>he keeps eyeing anything that looks sharp and then looking at me with this soul-piercing stare
>sprays his dad with the garden hose
>his mother keeps talking about how handsome he is

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:00:00 No.155429556

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>>155429423

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:00:15 No.155429582

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>mfw reading this

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:00:46 No.155429627
>grumpy-dumpys

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:00:52 No.155429638
>>155429556
HEY I'M GRUMP

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:00:52 No.155429640

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At least use the original copypasta, anon.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:00:55 No.155429645

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:01:24 No.155429686
Wasn't even funny a month ago, OP.

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Grumpy Dumpy 2012-09-19 04:01:35 No.155429704
Your cousin sounds like a real cool kid, OP

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:01:37 No.155429707
>Babysitting shitty little kids for extra money
>Babysitting them at my house cause shitty parents don't "trust me" even though they gave me their kids.
>"WE WANT VIDYA"
>Put in F.E.A.R. 3
> Only can be scary for a 6 year old, you say?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:01:47 No.155429716

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>grumpy-dumpys

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:03:47 No.155429902

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>>155429716

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:05:54 No.155430081
>visiting dad
>hey anon why don't you play with your shitty half-brother
>I WANNA PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO!
>Dad is this cool?
>sure he loves that game!
>Shitty half-brother is broken as fuck
>freaks out when I drive on the wrong side of the road
>freaks out when I blow red lights
>have to obey every traffic law
>cries when the police are near by
>he's 14 years old

jesus christ dad

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:10:05 No.155430496

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>>155430081

Is your dad a cop?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:10:20 No.155430514
>>155430081
>have to obey every traffic law
My friends brother does that.
I laughed my ass off when I saw him doing it. Meanwhile, I've spent a good 40 minutes just running over everyone in sight.

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OP 2012-09-19 04:11:06 No.155430595

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>Visit my friend from college's home town
>stay at his place
>friend has two year old son
>he's playing Bust-A-Move on an Ipad, well, just mashing away and losing
>I tell him to match the colors
>He does
>He starts bouncing the balls off the walls
>He got through 10-11 stages
>mfw

I'm impressed

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:11:29 No.155430640

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>Be 18
>Babysitting 12 year old dumbfuck
>wants to play vidya
>decide to teach him a lesson in vidya games
>Set him up with Deus Ex
>Tell him to downgrade pistol, upgrade swimming and environmental training to max, and everything else is useless
>Being the dumbfuck that he is, he does it
>Cries and gets mad every death
>Throws my keyboard-- the cheap shitty one, that I had prepared because he's a destructive fucker-- against the wall beside him, shattering it.
>mfw the whole time

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HEX W:3525 1544 3703 2012-09-19 04:11:43 No.155430668

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sucks to be you OP. My cousins are pretty chill and we get pokemon rematches everytime they come visiting in christmas and summer.

the only exception is my fat as fuck 11 year old cousin, who´s mother spoils him at everything. luckily he hates videogames so he has never come up with this kind of bullshit

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:13:01 No.155430796
>>155430496
no just raised a faggot for a son
not me asshole

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:13:02 No.155430798
rip-roarin' grumpy-dumpy

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:15:06 No.155431015
>>155430640
>that gif
god, it's been too long since I've seen that.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:15:08 No.155431031

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>>155430668
always one of you in these threads

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Spider 2012-09-19 04:15:20 No.155431051

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>>155430514
I try to do it sometimes just because.

>Nine year old niece comes over to visit
>Wants to play some video games
>She wants to play Bioshock
>Actually good at it
>She ends up buying it
>Watches me play Killingfloor sometimes when she is over but doesn't want to play because she gets scared of bloats
>Wants me to build her a PC so she can play the games I play

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:16:48 No.155431201
>>155431051
Don't we all? Then a few seconds later we ram the car in front of us and go on a rampage

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Spider 2012-09-19 04:18:30 No.155431373
>>155431201
I managed to get from San Fierro to Vinewood before I got tired of the shitty drivers in the game, got out of my car, and layered the road with plastic explosives and blew everything and everyone to hell.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:18:45 No.155431394
>>155429061
Wait a minute
Grumpy dumps

This was used somewhere else

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:19:16 No.155431457
>Young cousin comes over
>Deletes my Maximo save

I could have killed him right there

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:19:43 No.155431516
>>155431051
>Scared of bloats
Just play as a sharpshooter and pomf their heads with the crossbow

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Spider 2012-09-19 04:21:08 No.155431684
>>155431516
I dunno, she always looks away when one is on the screen and the one time she played she started crying when she somehow got cornered by one.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:21:24 No.155431719
>be little kid
>ask someone if I can borrow their pokemon game to try it out, have never played one before
>they agree
>start new game...
I'm so sorry, anon, I didn't know ;_;

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:22:33 No.155431830
>play video games
>small brother invites older, but same size kid
>he sees me play deus ex: hr
>acts all cool with a deep voice with "omg ur not playing cod/bf3 faggot"
>tells me annoying ass fucking stories about "duuuude when i was playing bf3 on my laptop i had to turn of anti aliasing, you know what anti aliasing is, right? smoothing the corners and shit, and soft shadows too"
>my mind says "please shut the fuck up"
>later, decide to try out some powder toy game
>"omg does does that use a lot of RAM and CPU"
>he decides to take and the food i bought, i see him taking it
>give hand signals to my brother, fist to hand

too bad i'm not that person

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:22:37 No.155431836
The Asylum Demon is piss easy if you have fire bombs, OP. That kid is not a faggot casual who likes to run away from challenging things.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:22:48 No.155431864
>Be at grandma's
>Playing some xbox
>4 year old and 6 year old cousins start to bug me
>"what are you playing, anon?"
>"Sonic"
>"Can we play?"
>"sure"
>give them controller
>not my prized tron controller tho
>they take turns, it's Sonic Gens
>they aren't too bad
>tell them how to boost
>takes them a while to figure out to hold boost and not just keep tapping it
>twas a fun time

we also played mvc3.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:23:19 No.155431936

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>>155429061
Every time.

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Gilda's Fury 2012-09-19 04:23:30 No.155431964
>>155429539
GET OUT BART I'M DUMP

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:26:43 No.155432317
>>155431836
Why would you pick firebombs as your gift
Thats one of the worst choices

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:27:44 No.155432419

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>Playing Soul Calibur IV with autismal as fuck momma's-boy cousin who is not allowed to be anything but sheltered.

>Japanese voices on.

>"UUUUM ANON, ARE THEY SPEAKING SPANISH?!"

>MFW he was sincere.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:28:20 No.155432476
>>155431684
Is she hot?

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Spider 2012-09-19 04:30:12 No.155432684
>>155432476
Nope

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:31:12 No.155432791
>>155429547
I hate children like that; but, their parents are even worse.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:31:18 No.155432808
>>155431051
Those games aren't suitable for a nine year old.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:32:57 No.155432965
>>155430595
Children we should all be proud of

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Spider 2012-09-19 04:33:59 No.155433090
>>155432808
She doesn't give a shit, she watched stuff like Scanners and Nightmare on Elmstreet all the time.

Her favorite movie is Mad Max.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:34:52 No.155433192
>working at Toys R Us
>there's a little boy playing with the demo Xbox 360
>he's playing Forza 2
>he's playing the game with his car in reverse
>I'm only there to earn money, so I don't really give a shit how he plays
>his dad is yelling at him
>"NO, YOU ARE PLAYING IT WRONG, STOP THAT."
>"HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DRIVE FORWARD."
>"NO! STOP THAT! YOU'RE GOING BACKWARDS!"
>"LET ME SHOW YOU AGAIN, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT."
>"QUIT GOING BACKWARDS! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"
>"I WILL CONVINCE YOU THAT YOU ARE PLAYING IT INCORRECTLY. NOW STOP IT!"
The dad even had a neckbeard and glasses.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:35:10 No.155433227
No stupid kids stories, because I refuse to associate with anyone that young and I'm not related to anyone insufferable enough to try to force me to. But I do have a retarded friend vidya story.

>Friend is over playing Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain
>Didn't have my memory card in, so he's playing a new game
>At some point he decides he wants to save his shitty character he spent like five minutes making, so he puts my memory card in
>Overwrites over a hundred hours of progress I put in. Every move and create-a-wrestler option unlocked, dozens of created wrestlers with all their stats maxed, etc.
>kick the fucker out and refuse to speak to him for a week.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:36:34 No.155433374
>15 Years old
>Cousin comes over
>wants to play Smash Bros Brawl
>I have every character, every stage, ect.
>"LOL WATS DIS.PICTURE OF BOMB DO?"
>it's actually the file delete button
>he clicks it
>Start yelling at him because I'm 13 and smash bros is my fucking life
>His dad walks in hearing me yell at him.
>"Anon do I need to kick your ass?"
>He actually says this.
>"N-no sir..."

I can't make this up, people.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:37:57 No.155433534
>>155429061
>grumpy-dumpys.
oh fuck.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:38:43 No.155433624
I too had one of those cousins who as a child, got legitimately angry when he didn't have his way.
I'm assuming they grow out of it or they end up beating their girlfriends.
Anyways one time he got so angry when I beat him repeatedly at melee that he got up, spit on my gamecube and stomped outta the room.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:39:01 No.155433660

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>>155433374
>15 Years old
>Start yelling at him because I'm 13

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:39:57 No.155433773
>>155433227
>smackdown

Are you 10?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:44:01 No.155434218
>>155433660
Lol typo sry

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:44:49 No.155434317

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>Stupid asshole sister's friend brings kids over.
>They see me using the computer, PS3 standing next to the monitor.
>DO YOO HAVE A NINTANDO WEE?
>No.
>DO YOO HAVE MARIYO?
>No.
>DO YOO HAVE BLACK COPS?
>You mean Call of Duty?
>YEAH
>Well... yeah I guess I have that on my PC somewhere.
>LEMME PLAY PLS I ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY BLACK COPS!
>*fucking whatever, I'll start it MW3 for him*
>*Start him off on the airplane mission, straightforward as fuck, what could go wrong? I even show him the PC controls.*
>*Cutscene plays first*
>WHY CAN'T I MOVE!!!???
>Just... just wait.
>WHEN DOES THE GAME START!!!???
>It's a cutscene just wait a minute, damn!
>*Game finally starts and the first thing he does is hold down all 4 WASD buttons, and shoot at thin air.*
>Just.... y-you, wait you gotta... dude you gotta aim... use the mouse. The mouse, you aim with the m-... move the mouse, dude!
>*Finally figures it out, the first thing he does is start shooting friendlies because they're the first human shaped object he can find. He gets the failure screen for friendly fire.*
>WHAT HAPPENED?
>You shot the good guys.
>*Game reloads. He starts off by shooting friendlies again.*
>Dude stop shooting your friends, just go through the door next time.
>*Game reloads, he takes like 2 minutes to figure out how to aim at the doorway and move through it with WASD.*
>*He never gets past the next room because simultaneously using WASD to move, the mouse to aim and common sense to tell enemies from friendlies is too difficult for his feeble mind.
>The kid was 12 years old.

You can easily tell how bad a parenting a kid has received by sitting them down in front of a video game

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:46:52 No.155434554
>>155433773
27. This took place like 7 years ago.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:47:54 No.155434664
>Playing Jak II with a buddy
>Finally defeat a crushingly hard level
>"Man let me copy your file on my memory card"
>Go to the bathroom while he copies it
>Come back and watch the Jak II icon spiral into deletion land
>"Oh fuck what have I done"

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:48:07 No.155434686
>>155434317
Shit, I perfectly understood the concept of WASD controls when I was TEN.

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Spider 2012-09-19 04:48:16 No.155434706
>>155434317
Dude when I was eleven years old I had fucking beaten Unreal, how retarded are kids these days?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:49:28 No.155434834
>>155434317
>my sister likes Stalker and GTA:SA/IV
>Can't use the WASD keys to save her life
>can aim ok for a 9 year old girl who doesn't play video games often.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:50:00 No.155434903
>>155434317
Jesus fuck what
I was around 9 or something and I was beating the shit out of any game

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:50:15 No.155434934

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>>155434317

And I'm not shitting you guys, by the way, he actually pronounced Black Ops as Black Cops.

Fucking makes me laugh every time I remember it.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:51:44 No.155435083

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>>155434934
I think someone had a [miscarriage]

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:52:46 No.155435194
>>155434934
My best friend's adopted brother calls it that, but he's 5, and he's cute as fuck.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:55:07 No.155435446
>>155435194

bang that shota.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:56:31 No.155435573
>>155429902
oh fuck, can't unsee.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:57:01 No.155435631
>>155435446
No ;_;

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:57:52 No.155435709
>>155434706
>how retarded are kids these days?
Too retarded.

>work part-time at a retailer to pay for college
>most of my co-workers are high-schoolers, cokeheads, or both
>closing shift
>one of them whines "Ugh, I'm tired, I wanna go home, I gotta finish my homework!"
>ask her what kind of homework it is
>"English. It's so damn hard!"
>she's white and she struggles with English
>I'm Asian, wasn't even born in this country, and had little difficulty with English
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>"My arms and back are really sore, this job sucks!"
>she's a cashier
>I'm the guy who mostly works in the back, lifting/carrying big, heavy boxes all day

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:58:04 No.155435723
>Be mute
>Bro-tier brother comes over
>Brings his faggot 15 year old son
>He's dressed up like an emo
>Has snakebite piercings on his lips (WHY)
>He bitches at me until I let him play CoD
>Keeps complaining to his dad that i'm not using my voice
>Sign to my bro that he's being completely unreasonable
>He starts screaming
>Throws the PS3 controller he was holding into my new plasma TV
>Pushes over the plant pot my mother gave me six years ago
>Bro is speechless
>Pays me half of the price for the tv on the spot
>His son has to come over every weekend and do chores around my apartment now
Well I got something out of it I guess.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 04:58:30 No.155435782
>>155434317

What the fuck. I could use WASD and mouse just fine the very first time I ever played a PC game. Granted I was like 7 at the time and had been playing console games since I was around 3, so at least I understood the basics of vidya.

I'm only just getting good at aiming though.
I'm 20 years old

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:00:22 No.155435968
>>155435723
Your nephew's a dick, what the fuck.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:01:14 No.155436051
>>155435723
Wait if you're mute then how do you know English?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:01:29 No.155436087

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>>155435631

You know you want too.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:01:32 No.155436092
>>155435723

And this is why military school was created

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:01:37 No.155436098

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>Cousin comes over
>Wants to play vidya
>Give him a controller that isn't plugged in

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:01:37 No.155436101

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>>155435709
>Be 19.

>Diesel mechanic working on train engines.

>Another kid my age joins up.

>More muscular than me.

>Whines about carrying things.

>Claims he's sore all over.

>"Shit dude, we're just replacing fucking parts, it's not that hard."

>Gets mad and bitches to boss about me.

>Boss says "Haha, you better just listen to Anon and not act like a shit, because he knows what he's doing!"

>MFW

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:01:47 No.155436118
>>155435723
why'd your bro let his son get lip piercings at 15?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:02:01 No.155436150
>>155436051
Mute means he can't SPEAK. He can still listen, read, and write.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:02:03 No.155436154

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>>155436051

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:02:24 No.155436174
>>155435723
dudeee what the fuck

this has always astounded me. like, the capacity for people to lack any self awareness and just go fucking berserk over the the stupidest shit

if i beat my kid will he be quiet and polite like me or will that in turn make him into a psycho wife beater?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:02:36 No.155436201
>>155436154
Nigger, are you serious?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:02:47 No.155436224
>>155436051
Hes mute, not deaf.

Jesus christ.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:03:07 No.155436260
>>155436154
>>155436150
THIS GUY IS OBVIOUSLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED, DO NOT REPLY

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:03:16 No.155436276
>>155436051
Is your disability autistic? But no seriously I'm just hoping that was a lapse in judgement on your part. He can hear everyone talking in English around him, and he can read/write it and see objects to associate the words.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:03:31 No.155436301
>>155436150
>>155436224
It was a joke guys.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:03:51 No.155436342
>>155436276

Autism* or whatever fits that sentence best.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:03:57 No.155436351
>>155435723

Why dont you talk

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:04:12 No.155436378
>>155436301
Well it wasn't very funny.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:04:16 No.155436384
I've actually wondered this. What is it that causes someone to be mute? Is it something that wasnt developed in the brain or is it that their vocal cords can't produce sound or what?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:05:06 No.155436480
>>155432317
so you can get the weapon before ng+ and without snuggles

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:05:16 No.155436501
>>155436384
Something like that or they're just omega as fuck.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:05:28 No.155436518

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hey bro it's my turn to play

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:05:32 No.155436525
>>155436384

Attention whores.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:05:44 No.155436549
>>155434686
>Dad was a pc gamer, I was 3 or 4
I memorized Doom's level layouts and all their secrets before I memorized the alphabet

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:05:54 No.155436570

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>back then I was 18
>little 11yo cousin comes over
>sees me play TF2
>he has the "i wanna play" face
>say "wanna pay?"
>"sure" he says
>log off from steam friends
>go to random koth server
>teach him the controls
>he starts to play as heavy
>he's actually good at it
>he likes the game, so asks me where he can download it, I told him the game it's f2p and he needs Steam
>nowadays, we trade stuff in TF2 and play some matches together

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:06:07 No.155436594

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>>155436051
Were you thinking of this?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:08:15 No.155436779
>>155436594
how does she hear him if she's deaf?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:09:29 No.155436891
>>155436779
she can read lips

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:09:50 No.155436938

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> Nobody smells the copypasta

It's so stale. How new are you faggots?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:10:09 No.155436970
>>155436779

MAGIC, YOU NIGGER

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:10:49 No.155437036
>>155436938
>Can't read the first 5 posts of the thread


It's so obvious. How dumb are you faggot?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:11:15 No.155437082
>>155435723
Demand complete submission from him, then sell him off.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:11:21 No.155437095

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>>155436779

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:11:35 No.155437128
>Go over to grandmas house
>Little cousin has Wii set up, playing Smash Bros Brawl
>Attempt stay away from playing
>Little cousin begs me to play
>Aunt forces me to play
>Cousin gloats about having sonic unlocked, and how he defeated the hand
>Pick Peach, he laughs at me because I picked a girl
>He picks Sonic
>Dominate him in 5 stock matches
>Crying
>Complains to my aunt
>Aunt forces me to make me lose
>Decline, beat cousin one more time, then leave and read a book outside for the rest of the evening

I hate playing with little kids

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:11:40 No.155437147
>>155436594
wait, how did the deaf guy hear him say that in the comic? Are we to assume he automatically knows how to lip read?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:12:05 No.155437208
>>155436938
Go to the beginning of the thread
At least 4 people mentioned it's copypasta
One even said to use the proper version

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:13:19 No.155437347

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>>155437036
> mfw 2 posts mention the pasta
> Dozens of others don't see it.

How fucking dumb are YOU faggot?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:13:51 No.155437392
How much do I have to beat my kid to prevent him from turning out like the stories in these threads?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:14:33 No.155437453
>>155437392
Until you can use his anus to store drinks.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:14:41 No.155437467
>>155437392
Don't beat him, just teach him how to play games and not be a whiny bitch.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:14:59 No.155437496

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>>155436518
>Breaking the controller over Dark Souls.
>While in Undead Burg.

So I see this is a "Target Audience" topic.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:15:21 No.155437557
>>155437347
see
>>155429489
>>155429640
>>155429686

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:17:45 No.155437824
>>155437392
Don't beat him, demoralize him, every time he acts like a faggot change up his routine and his wardrobe/furniture until you have a full blown trap son.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:19:03 No.155437946
>>155437496
He's at Undead Parish though.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:19:49 No.155438020

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>>155437557

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Rock 2012-09-19 05:28:07 No.155438779

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>Cousins come over
>It's pretty much implied they want to play N64 every time they're here
>Set it up with a couple games and return to my nest
>A minute later they're calling me
>Can't get game to work
>One of them is putting the cartridge in backwards
>They're 8 and 9 years old
>They owned an N64
>This is totally retarded behaviour but oh well
>Put Super Smash Bros in right and mention offhandedly I thought they had an N64
>"We got a Wii so mom threw it out."
>They had ~20 games, shit like Starfox 64 even
mfw

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:28:21 No.155438803

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>>155437946
He's pretty clearly dying at Sen's.

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I Love 2012-09-19 05:28:32 No.155438823

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>Be 13
>Big bro brings home one of his friends
>Dude starts playing True Crime NYC on my gamecube
>Im younger so I cant tell them what to do
>I leave to mother's room until they leave
>Once they leave home I go to play the game (mostly just to check out what he did)
>Mothafucka just started a new game over my 100% complete file.
>mfw

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:28:43 No.155438845
>>155436098
>>155436098
EVERY FUCKING TIME

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:29:59 No.155438951

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>Little cousins come over
>They want to mess with the Rock Band drum set I've extensively modded
>Buy a crappy RB drumset on craigslist for when they come over so they can just bang on it

I used to take Rock Band drums very seriously

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:30:10 No.155438972
>>155431719
h.. haven't we all done that?
;_;

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:31:33 No.155439096

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>Grumpy-dumpys

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Rock 2012-09-19 05:34:31 No.155439374
>>155437128
Oh god same shit here man.

>Cousin's birthday
>Go over because it's a big family gathering
>All the wee ones are playing N64
>Super Smash Bros
>This one shit who's a good number of years older than all of them (probably like 14), spoiled, ginger, and always tries to talk to me about CAWADOODY
>Constantly pestering me to play against him because he's destroying 8 year olds
>I'm fucking 19 at this time and having conversation with adults so I keep refusing
>Finally it's just so irritating I get it over with
>He's got this shit eating grin and picks Ness
>Fuck up all 3 of his stock as Kirby with under 50% damage
>I'm not even good when compared to my Smashfriends
>His face
I pooped on that kid.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:36:12 No.155439518

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:40:58 No.155439947

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>be at lake cottage
>mother invites kids from "bible church happy holy fun camp" for a week
>fuck
>well, at least they're 16 like me

>one after another pours into the game room
>extremely ADHD asks "Hey anonymous, what are you playing?"
>humor his impediment
>"Sonic Adventure DX, wanna try?"
>"Sure"
>leave for a second
>"Hey anon, I started a new game"
>oh shit
>saved over my 100%
>spend all night getting to 25%

>later that week
>fucking around in the lake with some of the older boys, having a blast
>kid races to the shore
>"HEY, SORRY ABOUT YOUR GAME, CAN I KEEP PLAYING THOUGH?"
>fuck it, he's already done the damage
>"Sure, just ONLY PLAY ON YOUR FILE! The one that says 5%. We clear?"
>"Yeah"

>he manages to delete the entire fucking memory card

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:42:36 No.155440064

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>At walmart with mom back when the DS was new
>See kid with store DS.
>He's fucking stabbing the shit out of the screen
>I can hear the stylus hitting the screen from like 100 feet away.
>His mom sees him
>"No David, stop that! That's how you broke your first three!"
>first three
>MFW

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:46:14 No.155440335
>>155432419
>Japanese voices
there's okay levels of weaboo
then these using Japanese voices levels.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:46:44 No.155440376

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>>155433374
>13 years old
>SSBB

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:49:28 No.155440578
>cousin forces me to play vidya with him
>destroy him in every game there is
>starts to get all pissy about everything
>gets drunk later that night and cries how he's not good at anything


What the fuck? He's 26

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:50:45 No.155440689

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>>155431051
I'm jealous, your niece sounds awesome.
Only other females I know in my family are my hick cousins, ugh.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:57:43 No.155441287
>my parents understand that games and shit are expensive
>they dont force me to let my nephews play

Feels good to have reasonable parents

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:58:48 No.155441394
>>155429061
Tell her to learn how to take care of her own fucking child.
"I didn't fuck you full he aint my responsibility"
Seriously guys, I know you feel like an asshole when you have to overthrow relatives stupidity, but they learn to "fucking deal with it and get over their shit" after a while.
all and all you're not as bad a s a grumpy grandfather.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 05:59:49 No.155441489
>>155436384
Not sure

But if you don't have someone speak to you as a child when your language centers are developing, it literally becomes impossible to speak human language. You grow up as a sort of feral animal, howling and barking like a dog, incapable of thinking in the human sense.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:01:37 No.155441639
>>155438823
>>155439947
Why does it matter if you finished it 100%?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:02:12 No.155441676

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<be at cousin's house
<jelly at his new N64 and I didn't have one
<go play it when he's not looking
<comes in and finds me playing pokemon snap on a new file
<yell at him and tell him it sucks
<tell his mom he broke his N64 and pretned to crei

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:02:28 No.155441706
If your mother let that slide, she is a dumb whore.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:02:47 No.155441731
>cousin is over with my aunt
>My mom tells him with a very serious voice:
>If you so much as step into anons living room, I will personally throw you out
>feelsgoodman.jpg

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:03:32 No.155441786

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>>155441676

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:03:40 No.155441798

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>>155440064
>Children and DS's
Fuck man what is is it with these two things? My nephew has a track record of losing his shit
>2 DS's
>a PSP
>a DSi XL
>an R/C Helicopter
>5 cell phones
>a 17" Laptop
My sister yells at him for losing shit, but then turns around and replaces it within a month

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:03:57 No.155441819

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>>155429061
>
>>Tells me I should've known not to get him mad. When he gets mad he gets grumpy-dumpys.
I would have exploded at this point.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:04:22 No.155441854
>>155441819
With shit?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:04:27 No.155441861
>>155441489
That's fucking bullshit.
In year 12 we saw a doco on this girl who was abandoned as a baby by her parents. She grew up with dogs and ran around howling and barking, on all fours, snarling at people who eventually came to help her. She was speaking fluent english several years later.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:05:43 No.155441946
>>155430640
>>155431015
Classic

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:08:19 No.155442142

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>>155441854
With shit, gore, blood, stomach acid, organs, spit, enzymes, spaghetti and then my skeleton would yell I'M FINALLY FREE and this song would play http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqlHdPlHK_s

NO SRSLY

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:12:19 No.155442458
>>155439518
People who do that deserve cancer anyway.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:12:20 No.155442459
>>155441854
>if you don't clean that shit up I'm about to have a grumpy dumpy in your car

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:13:18 No.155442526
>>155441639
Because video games, dipshit.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:15:50 No.155442712
>10 years old
>playing parasite eve
>parents come home
>8 year old cousin I've never met before is with them
>he's one of those kids with the snot on his face who looks like he has an attention disorder
>parents leave expecting me to entertain him
>ask him if he wants to do a pokemon puzzle with me
>he picks up the puzzle and throws it across the room
>oh what the fuck you little shit
>says he'll get me in trouble if I get mad
>fuck this
>find my sister, she tells me to just stick him in front of the playstation
>show him how to play parasite eve
>looking for puzzle pieces
>he suddenly flips out and smashes the fuck out of my controller
>fuck this im outta here
>go up to my room, lock the door
>he follows me up and pounds the fuck out of my door, yelling for me to come out
>have my first panic attack

Thankfully I never saw him again. I've had to deal with shitty kids before but at least they were sane.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:16:33 No.155442746
>cousin is over
>playing melee with him
>easy matches, nothing too hard since he's new at the game
>wants to know how to jump
>"Y"
>"Because I need to jump!"
>"Y"
>cousin becomes increasingly frustrated
>tell him it is the BUTTON Y, ABOVE THE BUTTON X
>he says thanks and continues like nothing happened

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:17:28 No.155442801
Does it count if I'm the annoying kid?

>be me
>about 4 years old
>uncle who is around 20 years old at this time has Super Nintendo
>fuck yeah Super Nintendo
>favorite game is LoZ: Link to the Past
>play that shit all the time on the one condition that I NEVER EVER EVER EVER PLAY MY UNCLES FILE
>boot it up one day, scrolling past my file, accidentally select uncle's file
>SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
>literally have no idea what to do, I'm fucking 4 years old, I can barely read
>accidentally delete my uncle's save file
>he was on the last dungeon in the Dark World
>I don't believe he's ever forgiven me for that

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:19:20 No.155442918
>>155442746
>>155442746
Haaaa.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:19:30 No.155442936

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>go to aunt for first time
>meet cousins I've never met before
>we play HL1 deathmatch and tiberian sun on LAN
>everything went better than expected

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:19:42 No.155442949
>>155442746
>he makes joke
>you autist rage

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:23:41 No.155443225

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>>155442801
How is it that kids have some sort of genetic knowledge on how to delete save-files?
>have older brother
>who is mentally retarded so it's basically like a younger brother
>he is playing star fox
>he is fiddling with options
>he finds the erase option.
>he has no idea what erase means
>he knows what easy means
>close enough
ALL MY FUCKING MEDALS

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:26:11 No.155443371
>>155442801
Play through the game until you're where he was at, then give it to him as a present.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:30:24 No.155443635
>>155441639
not him, but that second guy
>entire fucking memory card deleted
this one is kind of a big deal

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:31:22 No.155443690
>Be old man
>Friends with next door
>Cousin of next door neighbour pulls the goldfish from its bowl and stomps on it
>Cousin laughs at little girl who is upset
>Mother doesnt give a shit and says she will buy another
>Kid comes to me and tells me about it
>Rage inside for some reasons and get the cousin alone
>Pull him to my house and lecture him about what he did
>Doesnt care and says he will tell on me
>Slap him in the face and taunt him that he is nothing
>Start to choke him and say I can kill him right now and no one would give a shit
>He starts crying and begging for his life
>I tell him he is not special and he has no right to believe he is
>Let him go and tell him ill fucking kill him and his family if he tells
>Kid is now suddenly the model of a perfect child
>Wellbehaved, silent, obediant
You're welcome shit parents.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:36:36 No.155444037

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>>155443690

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:37:43 No.155444141
>>155443690
>Mother doesnt give a shit and says she will buy another

What type of shit parent is that? The fucker just ended a life for pure joy and she does not say anything? Fuck her.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:44:29 No.155444567

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>>155437147
It's actually a chick, and no it's characters from:

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:46:52 No.155444714

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>Get kicked out of house
>Move in with grandmother
>Do nothing but play video games and work
>This little shit of a friend won't grow up, always doing dumb shit
>Buy some pot keep in a kettle in my room
>Grandmother mistakes it for tea and makes tea with it
Fuck

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:47:11 No.155444735
>>155442712
Scared of a snot nosed little kid, how beta can you be?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:48:24 No.155444834

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>ex-girlfriends younger brother comes up to me

"The first ever consoles were the N64 and PS1 weren't they?"

I wasn't mad, it's just weird to think how old I am now.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:50:36 No.155445000
>>155436480
It has like a 40 strength requirement, andis shit anyways.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:50:45 No.155445009

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>>155431394

Grumpy Dumps
Dumpy Grumps
Gumpy Grumps
>...
Game Grumps.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:51:06 No.155445039

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After reading this thread, I genuinely fear for the future of mankind.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:55:44 No.155445384
>>155445039
Why? Because kids are being kids? Sure it was annoying and shit but they are kids.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:57:54 No.155445574
>be 15
>11 yo cousin comes over with his parents
>i'm playing cs 1.6 in my clan server with my bros
>he insists he wants to play, says he's pro and has been playing cs for 3 yrs
>fucks up my fps settings via console
>my bros fuck him up with glocks
>he mad, starts to call them "homo hackers"
> wat
>i shut down the pc and go play basketball w/ him outside

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 06:58:19 No.155445613

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>Be 11
>Have older brother who is 15
>Bro wants me to get him cookies because he is a fatass
>Tell him no.
>He takes Disc 3 of FF7 out of the ps1
>Holds it in his hand and tells me to get him a cookie again
>Not wanting him to break the game I spent hours on I did
>Come back with cookies and even a glass of milk
>He breaks the disc
>"Should have went the first time"
Fuck older brothers.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:00:08 No.155445762
>Be 18.

You were a child as well.
Being legally able to vote doesn't make you less of one.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:00:35 No.155445795
>>155445613
I hope you splashed that milk all over him.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:01:38 No.155445880
>>155445613
beta as fuck

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:02:00 No.155445908
>>155429061
off topic but sometimes I worry I may look like nicholas cage. Think that every time I see him now. ;_;

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:02:13 No.155445932
>>155445762
What's your point?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:02:23 No.155445943

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>>155445613
i'm an older brother and sadly i have done such things as hold games hostage for favors but it was always an empty threat and i would NEVER break a game. NEVER.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:04:07 No.155446073
>>155445908
are you an eagle?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:05:03 No.155446148

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>>155446073

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:05:45 No.155446216
fucking annoying 5-year-old cousin when playing smash bros always picks kirby

>GO IN MY MOUTH
>I WANT YOUR POWER, GO IN MY MOUTH

holy shit kid shut up you're making me look like a pedophile and i'm not even doing anything

>snake's my best character
that's not this game, kid, that's brawl. we're playing melee

>who's the best character?
peach
>he picks bowser and kirby anyway

>starts looking at my wii games
>is this two-player?
no, that's jungle beat
>is this two-player?
no, that's metroid
>is this two player?
red steel 2
>is this two player?
they're pretty much all one-player, kid. and I ONLY HAVE ONE CONTROLLER ANYWAY. and i don't have brawl, don't even ask

kid doesn't even know the names of the characters. calls the ice climbers "twin brothers"

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:07:13 No.155446319
>>155445762
>Legally able to vote
>Legally able to join Military
>Guns
>Jail
>etc etc
Just because you're mind may still be that of a child, doesn't mean your body isn't.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:07:51 No.155446370
Parents don't know how to parent their fucking crotch fruit. I am so sick and tired of kids becoming these spoiled, entitled little brats who think that everything is given to them. Also, how they can throw a fucking tantrum and not get the shit kicked out of them.
Some kids need a fucking slap in the face and set straight.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:07:54 No.155446376

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>cousin brings her dumbass kids over
>they kick around my cat and break my cellphone
>my cousin wont speak to me because I grabbed them by their necks and threw them the fuck out of my room
>mfw

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:08:40 No.155446437
>>155446216
You sound like an asshole. He is only 5 and he just wants to play games with you.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:08:55 No.155446465
>>155446370
>entitled

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:09:17 No.155446487
>>155446319
>just because you're mind may still be that of a child
>you're mind

speak for yourself

goddamn

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:10:08 No.155446558
>>155446465
Yeah thats right. En-fucking-titled. This is why I have no children and never will. More vidya for me. We have enough fucking humans on this planet no need for more.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:10:38 No.155446595
>>155446437
he is making me look like a pedophile in front of my family yelling shit like that. he says it non-stop when he plays kirby. and i'm scared he's going to break something eventually

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:14:03 No.155446824

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>>155446487
Did I really do that?

Well fuck, excuse it, I think I'll just put this on thread watcher, sleep, and read the stories tomorrow. Getting pretty tired.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:15:22 No.155446910

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>>155445039
>>155445039
>>155445039
>>155445039
i have to agree, i never had this experience because i would always be a major dick to kids and intricately make the game impossible for them to play without them noticing before hand. (having to go to bathroom but running to room to fuck with settings and saves)


on a real note though:
>be young youthful rage-child
>angry at world for minor reasons and felt like dick later
>playing road rash for computer (some rehash)
>GOTTA GO FAST
>in first for whole race, and just lulling into the road that was swerving every once in a while
>goddamn twist .4m away from end
>go flying off bike for ever
>land, roll, rage
>character running back at the speed of a decrepit mongoloid
>everyone races past me
>one or two bump right over me and make me fall again
>go outside and yell into the wilderness and play with pen in forest

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:16:36 No.155446987
>>155446824
You know I think if I could only have two things to base reaction images on I would chose Nichijou and King of the Hill.

Nichijou for the outlandish ones like that and King of the Hill for much more ordinary but still pretty funny faces.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:16:36 No.155446989
>>155445943
From the younger brother: kill yourself, you worthless, passive-aggressive, piece of shit.

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Grado sr60i 2012-09-19 07:16:48 No.155447006
>>155444714
Thats from a movie you silly goose.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:17:00 No.155447026
>>155446595
I think you are just self conscious

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:18:15 No.155447098
>>155429061
Next time get it on your hands and literally slap his face with his own shit

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:18:48 No.155447128

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>>155447006
I'm just happy someone finally pointed it out.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:19:44 No.155447191
grumpy dumpys OH MY LORD OH SWEET JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH OF MY LORD

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:19:55 No.155447208

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>>155429539

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:20:51 No.155447280

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>was 18
>living with uncle and 10 year old cousin for a while
>no PC so i get into console gaming with cousin
>he wipes the fucking floor with me in halo and cod
>first place in almost every game we play
>i get better and we team up and destroy people
>hurtmad xbox live nerds talk loads of shit and i tell my cousin funny things to say on the mic in his kid voice for maximum rustling
>most fun i've ever had playing games
>we own it up after i help him with his homework done every day
>cousin thinks i'm the coolest thing since sliced bread
>his dad asks him what he wants to do when hes older
>"i wanna be like anon"

why do you suck with kids, /v/?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:21:15 No.155447314
>>155445574
>older brother sucks shit at CSS, doesn't even play 1.6 because "the graphics suck"
>sees me playing Quake Live one day, insists he can own me
>take up his offer, help him make an account and get him into a duel server
>20 - 0
It's been a few months and he has not said anything about him being "good" at video games since.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:22:05 No.155447364
>>155435723
If you're mute, why do you wear glasses?

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:22:28 No.155447390
>>155445943
I hope you get ball cancer

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:26:07 No.155447630
>>155444714
aw dude i love that movie

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:27:29 No.155447730
>>155433227
>refuses to associate with kids but has retarded friends
>plays Smackdown
>gets incredibly buttmad at his RL friend over vidya
>using memory cards in 2012

How much of a fagoot are you?

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Imrinfected 2012-09-19 07:29:00 No.155447828

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When I was a kid
>Adults bitching at me for the most minor shit
>A quiet, polite child
>Constantly get given shit
>Respectful
>Constantly be told "Kids these days are little shitheads" even though I never do anything wrong
>Adults are asshats
>Turn 18, suddenly am considered an adult, absolutely no transition between being treated like a worthless child to an adult who should know everything

Kids these days
>Never punished for their actions
>They commit crimes and get away with them because "They're kids"
>Can't get 3 feet from them without someone thinking I'm a pedophile
>They're all fat
>Their vocabulary is 70% curse words
>Parents treat them like they're infallible
>They'll turn into "normal" people, aka being completely unreasonable, irrational fuckfaces, and be accepted merely because they're the majority
>Disrespectful, destructive, cry for hours at nothing

I don't want to have children. I'd be a great parent, but that child would grow up in a world where everyone is a fucking idiot, and I don't want to do that to them.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:29:32 No.155447860
>>155435709
Canis?

So I always wanted to opportunity to say "I fucking told you so" about D3

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:29:55 No.155447876
>have two female cousins
>they're over one day when we're all around 9-10
>I'm stuck alone with them while mom and aunt are out grocery shopping
>girls cannot into video games
>really bummed because I wanted to play some unreal bad
>end up having sex with both of them

In retrospect it was better than video games.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:31:16 No.155447967

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>Young relative visits
>He wants to play Halo
>I put in Halo: Combat Evolved
>Play co-op
>He tells me to "stop stealing his kills"
So BF3 and CoD players really do have the same mentality as a 6 year old.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:32:06 No.155448013
>>155446558
That and no girlfriend

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:32:13 No.155448021
>>155437128
That is why you are a lonely virgin, don't be a petty faggot bully and you might learn how to make friends

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:33:05 No.155448080
>be 13 years old
>have EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CARD in yugioh for gb advance
>a wild drunk 22 year old cousin appears!
>coommeee oonnnn, juss lemme plaaay
>finally give in, after 30 seconds, deletes my save

and you guys thought only kids did this

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:34:07 No.155448158

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>Be 15
>Returning from camping trip with church youth group
>Being dropped off at uncle's house, but group arranged to have lunch there also
>Kid a couple years younger than me, Corey, totally addicted to vidya
>Acted physically ill during the whole week from lack of vidya
>At the house, Corey goes to use one of the bathrooms
>About an hour later nobody knows where Corey is
>Yelling for him throughout the entire house
>Find him in the TV room playing Jak & Daxter like a motherfucker
>Won't eat
>Have to literally pry his hands off the controller when it's time for the group to go
>mfw hearing him whine about being hungry as the group van pulls out of the driveway

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Imrinfected 2012-09-19 07:34:27 No.155448182
>>155447280
Because interacting with children in any way in my society is stigmatized. Somehow, it's the job of the parents--except for when it's the job of the school--except for when it's the job of the society that's stigmatized for interacting with them--to raise the child.

Sure, some parents might not be jerks about it, but there are so many of them that would be, and there's no way to really tell.

I really wish I could just tell kids these days all the things that no one told me. It'd take 5 minutes of their time and save them years of misery. It's a shame.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:38:43 No.155448445
>>155446558
>not having children because other people raise children badly

enjoy getting filtered from the gene pool you tardis

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:39:11 No.155448475
>>155448445
Yeah, you tell that Police Box what's up.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:42:27 No.155448678
>>155448445
>he thinks his genes matter
wow, so people years from now won't have faces that resemble your ugly one. big fucking loss

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Imrinfected 2012-09-19 07:42:41 No.155448698

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>>155448445
You're a genius.

Too bad your children won't have anyone to breed with.

Oh, wait, neither will you.

Nevermind, you're not a genius.

Really, though, you could impregnate the asspussy of another anon as much as you want, but there ain't no babby coming down that shoot that isn't shit sheathed in manmilk.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:43:02 No.155448719
>>155447876
> girls cant into video games
I used to have mad fun with my older sis playing games on NES and later on ps2.
> mfw she wiped the floor with me in x rally

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:43:21 No.155448748
>>155447006
>>155447630
What movie is it? Sounds familiar.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:43:37 No.155448757
>>155447828

I feel the same way, man. I'd be a great parent too, but the way things are going, I would never want to bring a sensible, nice person into this world to suffer like I have.

Feels fucking bad. It really puts how shitty things are into perspective when you wouldn't wish this world on your child.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:46:29 No.155448971

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>>155448698
>>155448445

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:46:39 No.155448983
>>155448748
Grandma's Boy.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0456554/

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:48:10 No.155449087
>>155448698
>>155448678
>>155448475

instant buttrage

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:49:04 No.155449149
>>155448757
>It really puts how shitty things are into perspective when you wouldn't wish this world on your child.
Look at how the world was for the past 2000 years. Didn't stop people from having children.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:49:45 No.155449194
>>155449087
>i was only pretending

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:49:55 No.155449209
>>155448719

My brother plays literally nothing other than wrestling games, football games, Metal Gear, Dark Souls, and GTA. Literally. I play pretty Mich every genre and have more than 500 games, but no matter what the game is, if it's not one of the games he plays, it's shit.

Not that I actually give a fuck, it just bugs the hell out of me that he considers himself a hardcore gamer and only plays a handful of games.

I'm his sister

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:51:25 No.155449325
>remember when I was a kid
>parents were strict
>raised right

>back home visiting after uni
>youngest kid, now 7, runs wild
>plays vidya and watches TV all day
>can't read
>11 year old son doesn't do his fucking homework
>spends most of his time on TF2 with mic when he's not picking on youngest son
>parents don't give a shit anymore
>house is a fucking mess
>I'm losing my fucking mind

I haven't even unpacked any of the vidya I brought with me. They'd just fucking wreck it anyway, like they did with all the consoles they've had since I moved out 4 years ago.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:52:51 No.155449428

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>>155449209
I'm surprised he plays Dark Souls.

btw I'm a little girl :P

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:53:05 No.155449448
>>155449149
Because people are simple-minded sex drones and the stupidest ones are the best at it. The world has had some shitty times, but people themselves are reaching new levels of entitled, lazy douchebaggery.

I'm asexual though so maybe my opinion doesn't count

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:53:29 No.155449476
>>155449209
sounds pretty hardcore to me. i bet you play stupid JRPGs.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:54:15 No.155449527
>>155449325
>7
>can't read
What? I legitimately don't understand how this is possible.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:54:26 No.155449539
>>155449448
You should not have mentioned that.
Now the entire thread will be derailed by people calling you a bitch, liar, faggot, or all three.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:55:45 No.155449630
>>155449448
>but people themselves are reaching new levels of entitled, lazy douchebaggery

While other parts of the world are becoming harder working and less lazy.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:57:18 No.155449727
>>155449527
He's homeschooled. My mom's actually trained as a teacher and did a great job with her first 5 kids, but after that she just stopped caring. He spent all last year not learning anything at all because she says she felt like holding him back a year. Personally I think she's just been lazy as shit.

And he talks back to her all the fucking time. I was sleeping on the couch earlier today, and woke up a bit to hear him start to mouth off. I used that voice on him, the one that means if he doesn't shape up I'm going to get up and throw him out a window, and he got back in line but I shouldn't have had to say anything.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:57:40 No.155449753
>>155449428
He does because his online BFF plays it. He's done nothing but play Dark Souls for the past two months now, all day erry day, while skyping his friend and making annoying noises over and over.

I really think there's something wrong with him.

;_;

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:57:48 No.155449765

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> Be 23
> Aunt and Cousin come to visit
> Tell them I don't want them in my apartment
> They insist
> I close the door and lock it

Being an adult feels good.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:57:52 No.155449774
>>155449727
>more than 5 kids

Come on, there's a point where it needs to stop.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:58:17 No.155449813

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>Go to relative's house
>I get bored while I'm there and decide to play some of their games
>Pick up Ocarina of Time, which I never had as a kid
>Start playing it and doing well, likely because I'm an adult and it's a game for children
>Younger cousin sits beside me on the couch and watches me play
>He talks to me a little bit or suggest things to try when I get to a puzzle
>Take a break for a while, and when I return he's playing my save file
>Smack the controller out of his hands and punch him in the side of the head
>He yelps and lies down on the couch, holding his head and I sit on him
>Start farting and jumping up and down on his head with my ass
>Finally get off, and he's crying
>Runs into his room and doesn't come out for the rest of the day since I'm sitting right outside playing
>When I leave, I'm not quite finished so I steal the game
>When I get home, I complete it and write my name on the back so I can pretend it's mine if they ever ask about it
That's what you get for playing other people's save files, you little shit.

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Anonymous 2012-09-19 07:58:22 No.155449817
Everytime I see these threads it makes me think what the fuck is wrong with american kiddies. I believe most of you are american anyway. Not once have I encountered anything even close to all these horrible shits you describe in the thread. I suppose finnish parents aren't as shitty. Or maybe the average finn isn't as retarded.







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