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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:04:10 No.172799957

[Missing image file: bayonetta2.jpg]

>"we want to capture the feel of fighting the last boss from the beginning"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MQrTZei3tc8


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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:08:29 No.172800443

[Missing image file: wgfewghew.png]
What is this? Some kind of mecha devil?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:10:15 No.172800665
No Kamiya in sight.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:10:50 No.172800738
>>172800665
Because he isn't involved

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:11:18 No.172800791

[Missing image file: gfaewf.png]
>>172800665
Supervisor.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:11:27 No.172800808
CENTAUR CONFIRMED
FOOT LASHES CONFIRMED
MORE ANGELS CONFIRMED
AIRPLANE CONFIRMED
MORE CATHEDRALS CONFIRMED

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:11:25 No.172800815
>>172800738
I bet Bayo 2 will be the DMC2 of the series.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:11:44 No.172800849
>>172800665
Inaba is directing, but Kamiya is supervising. Though I think he'll be more involved once TW101 is done(that game is looking amazing by the way)

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:12:23 No.172800923
>>172800791
lmao, 2 heads!!!!!11

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:12:24 No.172800928
>>172800443
probably one of bayonetta's many hair monsters. or just some creepy ass hell demon.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:12:28 No.172800934
>>172799957
>Last boss
>Good
It was all about Jeanne or at least the guy before the last boss.

Unless they're talking about scale, then rock on.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:12:40 No.172800967
>>172800815
Or the DMC3

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:12:53 No.172800990
dat walk

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:12:57 No.172800995
>"we want to capture the feel of fighting the last boss from the beginning"

Am I the only one who doesnt like this so much? The final boss should be the final boss. That feeling should be reserved for the endgame. It's cool if you want to make the rest of the game awesome/memorable as fuck. But I question if they'll be able to do that and still have a final boss that really stands out.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:13:41 No.172801086
>>172800934
It's pretty clear they're talking about scale.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:13:59 No.172801119

[Missing image file: 1358550269151.jpg]
>Do you want to touch me
Oh fuck I want this game so badly

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:14:28 No.172801181

[Missing image file: 01.png]

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:14:29 No.172801182
>>172800995
I think it'll be like the God of War games, were the beginning of them were "epic" in scale.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:14:34 No.172801194
>>172801086
Well then rad.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:15:13 No.172801268

[Missing image file: the eyes of god.jpg]
>"It will be worth the wait."

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:15:15 No.172801272
>>172801181

You talkin' shit about mai waifu?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:15:24 No.172801291
>>172800995
If the first boss battle is that great in scale and it gets even bigger, it would be good.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:15:24 No.172801293
>>172800791
>>172800849
Meh, so it's like DMC2 and Viewtiful Joe 2 then.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:15:28 No.172801305
>>172801181
Why is she squinting.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:15:56 No.172801358
>>172800967
Impossible.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:16:00 No.172801363
>>172801119
>dat new clothing on her legs
>improved ass
still no ass physics, maybe they still need to implement that
but MUH DICK

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:16:23 No.172801407
>>172801293
DMC2 had an entirely different team on it.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:16:23 No.172801408

[Missing image file: Koala2.jpg]
>>172800995
>Am I the only one

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:16:59 No.172801505
>>172801363
Fuck off to your funny meme site.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:17:03 No.172801518

[Missing image file: screengrab.png]
Jesus, this controller looks awful

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:17:47 No.172801613
I want to see what attempt they're going to do to try to integrate the WiiU hardware into the game play and frankly I'm still on the fence whether or not I want to see this succeed because by being a WiiU exclusive it alienating the fans of the Bayonetta 2 hard.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:18:10 No.172801654

[Missing image file: stern motherfucking faces.jpg]
>>172801408
>Am I the only one
Everytime I read that specific combination of letters I pic related

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:18:32 No.172801705
>>172801518
I thought it was a vita

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:18:35 No.172801710
>>172801654
You get laid?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:18:49 No.172801739
Faces everywhere the Game.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:19:38 No.172801827
>>172801739
Welcome to every Japanese game of the last ten years

Marble faces on monsters are spooky, let's use them everywhere!

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:19:58 No.172801864
>>172801739
>he doesn't know how true angels used to look like

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:20:31 No.172801937
>>172801864
They didn't even have faces

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:20:38 No.172801950
>>172801827
Confirmed for not knowing shit about biblical mythology

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:20:49 No.172801983
>>172800995
I get the concern behind that, but then it becomes a challenge to make the final boss feel even better. If you can make every bottle feel like the final boss and then make the actual final boss feel even better, you've probably made the best game ever.

So I fully expect them to fail that goal.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:20:52 No.172801989
At least it will be better than Revengeance.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:21:05 No.172802017
>>172801937
Biblical angels are pretty much little suns on wheels.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:21:40 No.172802079

[Missing image file: Echidna.jpg]
>Scarborough Flair is now Blue

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:21:44 No.172802086
>>172801937
but they did.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:22:06 No.172802128
>>172802017
Yeah, no.

Do your research, heretic.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:22:08 No.172802137
>>172801613

I'm a huge Bayonetta fan and whilst it is dissapointing, it sounds like it was a necessity for the series to continue. Even if Sega had produced it themselves it's highly unlikely they'll have provided the budget needed for it.

Platinum will probably do better under Nintendo's care, anyway.

Also, Resi 4.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:22:31 No.172802170
Well Bayo2 eventually get a PS3 port?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:23:10 No.172802240
>>172802170
why the fuck should it
goddamn it this argument have been done to death, enough.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:23:22 No.172802260
>>172801950

Actually, biblical mythology is based of pre sumerian mythology and their gods were in essence giant beasts covered in metal platting that shined like gold and burned like molten iron. Sort of like a balrog in lord of the rings.

Asians or little or no knowledge of biblical lore and why would they? it does not affect them.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:23:32 No.172802281
>>172801705
It's the vita ripoff, the wiiu controller.

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Valwin 2013-01-23 15:23:44 No.172802313
>>172802170
nope Nintendo pay for the development

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:23:56 No.172802341
>>172802170
Ninty paid for it so it will never will

Wait until Wii U emulation, i guess

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:24:17 No.172802380
>>172802170
Nintendo pays and publish the game so...no

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:24:31 No.172802409
>>172800443
>>172800791
Looks like Gomorrha

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:24:32 No.172802412
>>172802170
There have been games published by nin, micro, and son in the past that made it to other systems, so maybe.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:25:24 No.172802507
>>172802260
this does not compute with your previous statement.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:25:28 No.172802520
>Still not showing Bayonetta's face

Why? They didn't show it in the teaser either which makes me think they've done something.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:25:36 No.172802540

[Missing image file: 52f96ce1a8e83ba869e731a59(...).png]
>occluding "Bayonetta's" head in all the footage
>footage of whip shoes shows definite lack of beehive
>character bears a striking resemblance to jeanne
>implying the Laguna didn't kill Cereza and now Jeanne is avenging her death and took the alias of "Bayonetta"

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:25:43 No.172802554
>>172802412
This will be like REmake or RE0.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:26:16 No.172802608
>>172802520
Probably doesn't have a beehive hairstyle anymore.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:26:22 No.172802620
>>172802520
>They change Bayonetta worse than Dante

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:26:36 No.172802646
>baby console
>game about 80 lbs of pussy and ass

why.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:26:54 No.172802673
>>172802520

Seems somebody else picked up on that.

Personally i'm not sure it's actually her, or they're turning the redesign into a big reveal of sorts.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:26:57 No.172802683
>>172802540

It's her mother.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:27:25 No.172802725
>>172802646
>complain about it being a baby console
>complain when it gets M rated games

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:27:48 No.172802757
>>172802725
>still falling to trollbait

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:28:05 No.172802790
>>172802683
>>172802540
>caring about bayonetta lore

Woopdiedoo

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:28:13 No.172802797
>>172799957
>TomFuIp 4 minutes ago

>God of War Ascension will kick its ass.

>Tom Fulp

Newgrounds creator comfirmed casual.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:29:01 No.172802889
>>172802646

Nintendo realise they can't live off casuals forever, they need the core audience back. This is why they've taken such an interest in Platinum.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:29:09 No.172802903
>>172802725
>wii gets manhunt 2
>censor it into the ground

then it was released on a handheld that wasn't baby oriented and they fixed all that shit.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:29:26 No.172802934

[Missing image file: 1301938098953.jpg]
>only on WiiU

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:29:35 No.172802949

[Missing image file: 1358018107693.jpg]
>>172802540
>>172802520
>We made Bayonetta younger to appeal to a wider audience
>We realized Nintendo's audience is into girls closer to their age, are afraid of extroverted strong women and don't have mother issues - we decided to solve this problem

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:31:01 No.172803107

[Missing image file: 1341738320433.jpg]
>>172802949
Don't even start.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:31:04 No.172803110
>>172802128
How about you read the Old testament.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:31:13 No.172803131
>>172802903
>implying it was the wii's fault
>hasn't seen Madworld and other shit

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:31:16 No.172803135
>>172802949

But they have mother issues, but being afraid of extroverted strong women is true.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:31:58 No.172803206

[Missing image file: 242813.jpg]
Iwata ask with Kamiya is gonna be good.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:32:04 No.172803213
>>172802903
I haven't heard anything about madworld

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:32:41 No.172803275
>>172803110
>Implying Christians don't have their bibles read for them in sermons so they don't have to bother with that gay reading shit.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:32:53 No.172803296
>>172802949

So, Lolita Bayonetta?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:32:56 No.172803308

[Missing image file: batman[1].jpg]
>>172802725
It would be alright if it weren't for that baby blue, angled logo on the top

So goddamn awful, clashes with everything

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:33:34 No.172803374
>>172802683
Perhaps it's a prequel where you play as Bayo's mother during the with hunts?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:34:26 No.172803472
>>172803206
>Iwata asks about Jeanne's and Bayo's VA's
>Kamiya retells story about how they were both hot older women and says nothing about the actual recording sessions.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:34:40 No.172803503
>>172803110
>old testament

Old testament doesn't describe the true form of angels, they always appear in shape Earthly shape, mostly as a human or just an idea in someone's dream

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:35:12 No.172803557
>you want to touch me

Touching bayonetta on wii-u pad confirmed

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:35:26 No.172803582
>You want touch me
Yes i do

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:36:00 No.172803642
>>172803374

You bitch hunts. Cause the whole deal with the devil is kinda true and although fun a games you do get scared if you were a peasant and found out your daughters was dancing naked during the full moon with a bunch of horny herm demonesses for a semen pack whatever witches do in sabbath.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:36:49 No.172803726
I hope the codex gigas somehow makes it's way in bayonetta 2. that thing is fucking creepy.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:37:15 No.172803778
>>172803503

"humanoid" and "mix of genders" They have several forms.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:37:24 No.172803792
>>172803557
>>172803582
touching bayonetta mind

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:39:30 No.172804002
The suit's made of leather now (trying to make it look like leather)? The fuck?

Definitely not a prequel, seeing as there are fucking trains and planes in it

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:41:06 No.172804186
>>172804002

It's a young bayonetta.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:41:16 No.172804205
>>172804002
Her suit always looked like it was made of leather.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:41:25 No.172804221
>>172802079
They look different from Scarborough Fair, both in size, color/colour and shape.

So, they're probably some new guns that Rodin whipped up. That is, if he's still helping Bayonetta after becoming an angel again, and getting his ass whipped

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:41:25 No.172804225
>>172804002
The suit in Bayo 1 is meant to be leather(even if it was hair).

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:42:17 No.172804323
>>172803472

>Iwata starts breathing heavily

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:43:09 No.172804413

[Missing image file: bayo-joy2.jpg]
I just want two things, Platinum. Bring back the Joys, and make one of them a character. No one gave a fuck about King Zero.

Or at least a costume.

Please.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:43:57 No.172804502
>>172803131
>>172803213
madworld was intentionally over the top cartoonish horseshit. it was designed to bypass censorship. It was also a really shit overhyped game because wii owners were hurting for some sort of release and would have taken anything - remember the conduit? another "mature" title for the wii!

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Cure Marine 2013-01-23 15:44:18 No.172804532
>>172802137
>>172802137
>>172802137

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:44:29 No.172804541
>>172804205

actually, she was always naked. That suit was actually her hair which is a tentacle demon.

Although her hair is indeed latex.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:44:50 No.172804583
you better be able to play this game with classic pro controller or I'll be upset

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:45:58 No.172804701
>>172804583

Wiimote only.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:46:03 No.172804707
>>172803472
Where can I watch this?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:46:24 No.172804759

[Missing image file: 854736 - Bayonetta Joy.jpg]
>>172804413

Bayonetta always like the joys, perhaps a little bit too much for them but that's okay, there will always be that infatuated joy that keep following bayonetta and has a full room decorated of pics of her.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:47:03 No.172804835
>>172804502
As a Wii owner rand also Platinum fanboy, I agree, Madworld is extremely overrated

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:48:02 No.172804941
>>172802017
>he thinks the bible's descriptions are meant to be literal

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:48:30 No.172804985
>>172804583
>Playing a hack and slash using the teatray controller

THE HORROR

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Cure Marine 2013-01-23 15:48:40 No.172805003
>>172804413
>Their Torture Attack

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:48:50 No.172805021

[Missing image file: 1358767368042.jpg]

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:49:52 No.172805116
>>172804541
Her hair wasn't a monster in of itself: It was a portal'esque entity that could bring demons into the world. It warped into different shapes depending on which demon was summoned.
Demons themselves weren't able to manifest themselves physically in Limbo, like the Laguna were.

Plus, summoning demons meant that witches had to make pacts: They helped you, in exchange for your soul once you died. Which is why Enzo freaked out when the Laguna came to retrieve Bayonetta's soul at the funeral.

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Cure Marine 2013-01-23 15:49:56 No.172805128
>>172804583
I'm actually worried I might break the gamepad if I play this with it, so here's hoping I can use the pro controller.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:51:55 No.172805308
>>172805128

Just keep it away from your crotch when you play, and you should be fine.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:52:15 No.172805345
>>172805116

In the case of witches, the body also is retrieved.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:52:17 No.172805349
>>172804225
He specifically said it's supposed to be made of leather, so he wants it to look like leather. The material even looks different from Bayo1's hair suit.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:52:21 No.172805352
>>172805116
>>in exchange for your soul once you died.
;_;

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:52:50 No.172805413
But the last boss was quite possibly the worst, most drawn out and tedious fight of the game.

Bayonetta should have ended with a Jeanne fight.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:54:27 No.172805585
>>172805352
>Bayo's scream

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:54:33 No.172805591
>>172804985
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1lC0Qx-Gm8

you were saying?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:55:11 No.172805664
>>172805352

Where do you think baby demons come from?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:55:35 No.172805702
>>172805413
Oh man the Jeanne fights were awesome

But I think what he meant is the scale of the last boss fight...y'know,fighting a God and stuff

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:55:45 No.172805718
>>172805585
>>172805352
That's pretty much what happens when you say "NO" at the continue screen. The demons grab her back to hell.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:56:11 No.172805761
>>172805413
I thought it was fun.

And we shouldn't forget about the Lumen Sage from the first trailer. That character seems to be the new rival.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:56:15 No.172805768

[Missing image file: 1314619450473.jpg]
>>172805585

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:56:16 No.172805772
>>172805413
I agree

I loved Bayo, but wasn't very fond of the last boss.

The regular bosses were cool in size, but when I literally have to start at nothing but a pair of house sized feet for 10 minutes that shit gets boring quickly

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:56:30 No.172805798
>>172805591
>Mashing nonstop
>Plays itself like Easy Auto
Absofuckinglutely disgusting

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:57:10 No.172805862
>>172802903
Manhunt 2 was censored to shit on the PS2 as well

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:58:40 No.172806050

[Missing image file: 1352180914929.jpg]
That music playing in the trailer felt different from the music in Bayonetta. Sounded like Soul Calibur music or something.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:59:08 No.172806095
>>172805798
I just linked it because I think it's fucking hilarious DMC4 runs on an iphone

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:59:28 No.172806129
>>172805718
what? I never had a continue screen
when I died she just was surrounded by darkness and this red-esque spotlight shows on her while she lies down battered and broken

I have to play it again

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:00:00 No.172806196
>Release a fairly received console multiplat
>Decide to make the sequel only available on an overpriced and non-popular system

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:00:32 No.172806259
>>172806196
this shit again
please stop baiting.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:00:39 No.172806275
>>172803308
360 managed with that god?awful green.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:00:53 No.172806308
>>172806196
>overpriced and non-popular system

Both of those are wrong. But you knew that already.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:01:10 No.172806338
>>172806129
…you just described the continue screen…

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:01:21 No.172806358
>>172806196
>still hasn't understood that the other companies didn't even want it
>Nintendo FUNDED and is producing the game together with Platinum

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:01:24 No.172806362

[Missing image file: 1316485429610.jpg]
>Do you want to touch me?

You just know that's referring to something you can do with the gamepad.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:01:40 No.172806386
>>172806338
oh, because I didn't had a countdown.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:02:42 No.172806515
>>172806362
>She says it in Bayo 1 as well

confirmed for not having played Bayo 1

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:03:03 No.172806560
>>172806259
you will continue seeing that post because many people feel it's ludicrous.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:03:08 No.172806565
>>172805591
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1lC0Qx-Gm8

Yeah..... that looks horrible to play

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:03:13 No.172806583

[Missing image file: de4088affef4f69cd7565eaa8(...).png]
The two guns she brandishes in her hands have red and black gemstones. RED AND BLACK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RIz8l1Treo

The ones on her feet are white and green whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:03:23 No.172806605
>>172806386
There isn't one. It just say "Continue?"
And then it has the options Yes and No. No = Imminent demonrape

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:03:35 No.172806620
>>172806308
>overpriced

Check

>unpopular

Check

Looks right to me, guess you're still assblasted about those sub 2 million unit sales by the end of the year, eh?

>m-m-muh revenue

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:04:58 No.172806765

[Missing image file: 1324673836845.jpg]
>>172806605
ohhhhh
yeah I can't let her down man. never quit the game after a death, always when saved first.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:04:59 No.172806772
>>172806605
>No = Imminent demonrape
now I regret never giving no for an answer

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:05:34 No.172806832
>>172806515

But the fact they have it right at the end of a trailer makes you wonder.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:06:36 No.172806965
>>172806583
Well, they were parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme in B1.

Here we go: Cumin, Allspice, Garlic and Chives

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:07:15 No.172807024
>>172806765
>>172806772

When doing a perfect Platinum run on Non-stop Climax, you're gonna see that screen more times than you can count. At least until you get the blocking down perfectly.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:07:57 No.172807090
>that ass jiggle at the end

YES I WANT TO TOUCH YOU PLS

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:08:00 No.172807098

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>>172806965
Impressed

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:08:07 No.172807108
>>172806832

Its basically her catchphrase

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:09:51 No.172807321
>>172807024
Just saying, i played NSC by spamming -direction of the enemy- like an idiot. Moon of Maahla Kaalha was working wonders.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:09:56 No.172807331

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>>172807098
I tried so hard to pick seasonings with a similar syllabic rhythm. Thanks, anon.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:10:46 No.172807406
>>172806832
Yeah you've never played Bayo 1

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:11:13 No.172807449
>>172799957
I think they mean that ever fight will be each be challenging in their own way

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:11:36 No.172807494
>>172807331
>rin smiling
anyti-
>and eating your heart
wut

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:11:40 No.172807505
>>172806772
Try playing the The Lost Chapter
You don't get a choice ;_;

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:12:37 No.172807605

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>>172807024
Just imagine Bayo on the PC...a mod that let's you instantly replay verses

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:13:06 No.172807660
>>172807321
Yeah, but a perfect Platinum run: Pure Platinum on EVERYTHING. You wont get that by simply blocking, trust me. You have to time it, so you launch the counter attack every single time, or at least 90% of the time. It boosts your score like a motherfucker.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:13:23 No.172807686

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>>172801358
Why?
DMC3 was non Kamiya developers working off of what Kamiya made with 1.

It's better to wait until we see actual gameplay before saying it will be better or worse.
Too lazy to read through the thread, but I'm sure someone said Nintendo will somehow make it worse, so here's pic related.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:13:32 No.172807702
Her ass looks even bigger

So good

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:14:15 No.172807786
I just hope they will fix all the Bayo1 mistakes, that's it.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:14:36 No.172807820
>>172806515
> Implying you don't want to touch her dat ass

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:14:44 No.172807831
>that part where she sits on luka while a giant piece of rock hits behind them

worlds greatest tease

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:15:38 No.172807930

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>>172807605
Casual

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:15:40 No.172807932
>>172807660
Yeah, what i meant was that blocking wasn't an issue for me. I learned that against Balder, now i can perfect him in every difficulty.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:15:46 No.172807943
>>172806583

>No full leather body

I hope this is one of the extra costumes, or else this means Nintendo cut out the inuendo nudity when using Wicked Weaves.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:16:05 No.172807983

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>>172807605

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KkKflbKJzg

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:16:56 No.172808076
>>172807786
>All mistakes
By that, I'm assuming you mean it's one flaw: The QTEs?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:16:56 No.172808078
>>172807943
I bet the Zero Suit will be in the game

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:17:14 No.172808114

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You want to touch me? You can't touch me! I AM 600 YEARS OLD!

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:17:16 No.172808121
>>172807943

Who's to say the frilly clothes aren't also made of dissolving hair?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:17:23 No.172808139
>>172807943
Bro, they didn't censor MadWorld - a game where they talk about crushing up Advil and injecting it into your dick-veins - so they won't do it to this.
Chill.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:17:33 No.172808158
>>172807943
What?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:17:45 No.172808179
>>172808076
That and the retarded story

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:17:55 No.172808204

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I hope they call her Cereza in this game.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:17:56 No.172808205
>>172808114
Can I FUCK YOU

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:18:00 No.172808218
>>172808114
Who cares if you're 600 years old.
I want to touch you

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:18:00 No.172808219
>>172807930
It's not casual,anon.It's just that is very annoying to get hit in the very first verse and having to go through all the loadings and cutscenes and menus over and over.

Instant Chapter replay,then

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:18:03 No.172808228
>>172808114
the dick doesnt care about age

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:18:32 No.172808280

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>You will never suck bayonettas ass
>Bayonettas will never shove your face into her ass orgasming
>Bayonetta will never shove your face right into her thighs and pussy
>Bayonetta will never let you fuck her ass and pussy all night
>Dante will never join in and then eat pizza and play video games with you and then go shoot guns and kill demons and drink malt liquor and gamble

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:19:01 No.172808335
"Worth the Weight"

>Implying Half life 3 not secretley confirmed

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:19:10 No.172808353

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>>172808114

In DICK we THRUST and my dick aproves.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:19:12 No.172808359

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hay kid

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:19:17 No.172808363
>>172808114
Age means nothing, LET ME SMELL YOUR HAIR

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:19:28 No.172808379
>>172808280
just lucid dream anon. you'll get it all there, for now.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:19:28 No.172808381
>>172808076
Too much cinematics
Too much QTEs
Not enough battles, and too much mid-bosses
I didn't liked the mechanics of the Alfheims, it was better in DMC4.
Stupid story. (Well, I don't mind this one, it's not a problem in itself.)

Absolutely retarded mini-game with the worst controls ever.

Fix all of this, and I'll buy it.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:19:30 No.172808384

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>>172808114
>now imagining a fat Bayonetta with long nails and huge warts on her face hanging from the ceiling and vomiting everywhere

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:19:46 No.172808405
>>172808204

I just realized Cereza is a lesbian.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:19:51 No.172808412
>>172807943
Or maybe She breaks her contract with demons, goes bald and must fight Heaven AND hell in Bayo 2

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:20:06 No.172808440
>>172808280
I know this feel anon ;_;

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:20:08 No.172808445
>>172808359
wanna /ss/?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:20:20 No.172808467
>>172808405
All women are lesbians if the time needs it

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:20:25 No.172808476
>>172808379
How dammit

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:20:35 No.172808493
>>172807494
Pretty sure I saved that image right when she became pure daughter material.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:20:39 No.172808497
I want to touch Bayonetta crotch

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:20:42 No.172808501
>>172808412
>Final boss is Satan

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:20:52 No.172808521
>>172808405
woman can switch between being lesbian and straight

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:21:07 No.172808548
>>172807024
if you do a perfect platinum run you never see the game over screen because you quit and reload if you even get hit once so you don't have to do over the entire level

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:21:18 No.172808575
Game sucks

God of War Ascension will be better

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:21:42 No.172808617
>>172808412

The contract cannot be broken. She must eventually breed with the demons. In exchange for power, she must become a vessel. Worked with sparda. Problem is, with bayonetta no demons she made the contract with is, close to human.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:21:49 No.172808627
>>172808412

I'm guessing something similar. The blue guns and white parts of her outfit lead me to believe Bayo will get angel powers in this game and piss off the demons.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:21:56 No.172808638
>>172808476
http://www.wikihow.com/Lucid-Dream
enjoy
and becareful, I had minor sleep paralysis, but it only lasted for a few seconds, or it's probably because I used to have nightmare disorder

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:21:56 No.172808639
>>172808076
Dodge offset with wicked weaves is pretty overpowered.

Also, not having the option to replay select verses is a personal nitpick.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:22:04 No.172808654
>>172808501
Go play Binding of Isaac

Nah just kidding mitebcool

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:22:05 No.172808656

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>>172808575
>This is what Sonyggers actually believe

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:22:34 No.172808704
>>172808179
>Caring about story in an action game

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:23:02 No.172808768
>>172808521

I didn't say that, I've said she is a lesbian when it comes down to relationships with other women, she may fuck "males or whatever demon has" but she prefer the company of other women.

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KurokawaThundersword 2013-01-23 16:23:20 No.172808794

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>>172808575

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:23:38 No.172808823
>>172808179
>>172808381
The story isn't really all that stupid. The game just had a really stupid way of telling it.

I hope they get rid of those movie film scenes and actually animate the models for cutscenes.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:23:52 No.172808846
>>172808627
>Bayonetta 2 is about her taking on the armies of hell
>Bayonetta 3 is about her taking on the armies of both

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:24:07 No.172808874
>>172808575
But I will be buying both. and metal gear revengeance. and fist of the north star.

get at me, singular cell organism.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:24:16 No.172808891
Bayonetta is overated compared to Ninja gaiden and DMC and the final boss was bad compared to the jeanne fights.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:24:29 No.172808908

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>>172808280
Bayonetta wouldn't "let" you do anything. She is a dominatrix, she'd make you please her.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:24:50 No.172808948
>>172808656
>>172808794
>being tricked that easily
Why

>reddit image
>retarded tripfag
Oh wait, never mind

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:25:03 No.172808971

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:25:17 No.172808997
>>172808908
yeah she's pretty much ultradom
kamiya doesn't mind that theres porn of it as well, he just finds it upsetting that theres so much submiss porn of her.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:25:27 No.172809018
>>172808381
Most of the QTE are optional.
There are like three in the game that are essentially "press X to not die"

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:25:58 No.172809061
>>172808997

Can´t picture her as a sub you know.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:26:29 No.172809126
>>172809061
damn straight just look at this picture>>172808204

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:27:39 No.172809249
>>172808638
Oh god it's all to confusing, but it's basically when you're dreaming you ask your self "is this a dream" and when realizing it can alter your dreams?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:27:53 No.172809271
>>172809126

But I don't picture her as a sadist though. Just dominant.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:27:55 No.172809274
>>172808381
the film-esque cutscenes were there because of time constrains
hopefully there will be a bit less of them

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:28:57 No.172809384
>>172808617
Maybe cutting her hair (if we go with the "its supposed to be leather" route) IS the breaking of the contract, since it prevents her from being a vessel.
> No invocations, Guns and Witch Time only

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:29:00 No.172809393
i am now jelly at people who own a wii u

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:29:43 No.172809468

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>>172808908
>>172808997
>Bayonetta will never whip you into submission and sit on your face

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:29:45 No.172809472
>>172809249
yes. your mind is your own sandbox.

our brain holds so much potential anon...
so
fucking
much

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:29:55 No.172809485
Why does Bayonetta 2 logo always reminds me Lost Planet

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:30:36 No.172809572
Or maybe her hair IS leather.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:30:57 No.172809606
Won't make any quick judgement based on this video, but I'm hyped.
Glad to see the developers seem genuinely pleased with their product too.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:31:22 No.172809651
>>172808076
and the boss fights

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:31:22 No.172809652
Enjoy your $400 Bayonetta.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:31:34 No.172809672
>>172808617
>She must eventually breed with the demons
what the fuck

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:31:43 No.172809687
>>172809652

I will, thank you.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:32:02 No.172809731
Please tell me they removed QTEs from the game, that was really my sole gripe with the first one.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:32:18 No.172809762
>>172809652
Thanks m8

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:32:49 No.172809840
>>172809472
Damn straight we do, only 10% they use. We could become gods if we unlocked the other 90% But it's so much to comprehend and I'm about to go to sleep. What should i do when i close this laptop? Just sit there and keep reminding myself in my head what i want to dream about and then question if i am dreaming WHEN i am dreaming?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:32:49 No.172809841
>>172809652
And my Fire Emblem X SMT
And my Pikmin 3
And my Wonderful 101
And my Rayman Legends
And my Monster Hunter U
And my new Monolith multiplayer game
And my new 3D mario

Thanks I will.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:33:20 No.172809902
>>172809731
There were like three that weren't optional.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:33:33 No.172809932
>>172808971

8/10 am fapping

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:34:22 No.172810025
>>172809841
Only the first one sounds any good, and it will be a ashgrab anyway

I'll still buy a Wii u because idortism

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:34:31 No.172810041

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>BDSM dominatrix shit
>not wanting Bayonetta to cradle you in her strong arms before she straddles you and gently rides you, very slowly increasing the pace and never letting you go until you pass out

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:35:07 No.172810098
>>172809932
>average model
>softcore "porn"
>not even a fetish
>even being able to get it up

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:35:09 No.172810102
>>172809840
Well first of all I think that 10% quote from einstein is misstranslated , but it doesn't take away from the fact that our brains holds al lot of untapped power

what I did in my first lucid dream:
drink lots of water (it supposedly helps you remember your dreams faster)
try to remember righr before you fall asleep what you want to dream about and the item that you will recognize to remember that ''hey I'm in a dream

try not to wake up when your dick is about to go supernova


aaaand thats about it. for me anyway.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:35:32 No.172810136
>>172804502

John DiMaggio and the other announcer was the best thing about Madworld anyway.

>No means yes, and yes means anal!

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:36:11 No.172810215
>>172810102
addendum: every single human dreams 3-5 everyday. but we don't frequently remember our dreams. the once we do remember are called dreams.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:36:56 No.172810317
>>172801181
I liked more the one with red lasses, seemed there was a wing on the frame.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:36:55 No.172810319

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>>172810215

You know too much.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:37:03 No.172810329
>>172810041
yeah I'm going witht he latter. she doesn't really seem much of a bsdm person. except when she kills the angels in such a manner

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:37:09 No.172810340
I'm guessing the story will have something to do with her imprisoned mother, oh and she'll probably fight stuff from Inferno this time as well.

Also on one of the animations it looked like she had foot whips of some sort

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:39:15 No.172810585
>>172810319
comes with the years anon. years of endless nightmares.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:39:28 No.172810610
>>172810102
>>172810215
Alright, going to close this thread and go to sleep. If at first i don't succeed keep trying right? I mean it has to work at some point right?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:40:07 No.172810683

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>>172810317
They're the same glasses Jeanne wears

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:40:14 No.172810698

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>>172810041
>Bayonetta cradling me with her arms as we just lie there in bed, peaceful and quiet
>she sings "Fly me to the moon" softly as I fall asleep
make it so...

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:40:36 No.172810746
>>172808971
what if bayonetta was a boy

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:40:36 No.172810748
>>172810340
Guys, what if the weapons this time around completely change the gameplay style and combos?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:40:42 No.172810762

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Surely I'm not the only one who really loves Bayonetta's setting and lore, if not the I AM YOUR FATHER storyline?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:40:51 No.172810774
>>172810098
Seriously man, I'll bet he faps to playboy or hell even gets it up to playboy.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:40:58 No.172810789

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>>172810610
it will anon. keep practicing. my first week had nothing but nightmares(because of nightmare disorder). but don't let that sway you away.

take care.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:41:58 No.172810920

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>>172810698

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:42:09 No.172810943
>>172810683
I don't even how I didn't recognize them.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:42:19 No.172810965
>>172810762
Bayonetta had gorgeous set pieces and environments but goddamn the story and the characters were all boring aside from Rodin and Enzo.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:42:25 No.172810979

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Everytime I end up lucid dreaming, I'm end up as a woman and i want to turn back, but I can't. To make things worse, everything shatters in a void and sort of turns silent hill with the remaining persons or thigns morphing into horrible things, I ain't even aware of what they are and I always, always try to run as fast to wake up, or I end up raped AND SHIT FEELS SO REAL and bad.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:42:28 No.172810989
>>172810041
>>172810698
Just fuck your mother, jesus

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:42:37 No.172811007

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>>172808114
you don't look a day over 6,000

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:43:14 No.172811091
>>172810762
I love it too anon
has some esrious potential, and I love it they're actually going to the true looking esque angels

wonder what inferno will look like

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:43:29 No.172811120
>>172810789
Alright, time to attempt it. Goodnight, and god speed.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:44:21 No.172811226

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>>172811007

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:44:52 No.172811286
>>172811091
>true looking esque angels

I do love how they stuck to the original mythology of how angels are actually said to look fucking horrifying. And in Bayonetta all angels disguise themselves as beautiful beings, just like religious art has been depicting them for a long time. Shit's deep man.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:44:59 No.172811296

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>>172810979
>only had one wet dream in my entire life
>it was about me being a woman and a guy fingering me

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:45:28 No.172811352
>>172810989

But my mother is ugly. Bayonetta is not.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:47:12 No.172811556
>>172802170

No you moron, Nintendo's funding it and they already had to cut the enemy count in Bayonetta 1 due to the PS3's shitty RAM.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:47:17 No.172811565

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>>172810698
I know that feel so good
heres the singer of the fly me to the moon cover

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Cure Marine 2013-01-23 16:47:17 No.172811567
>>172810698
>In other words..I Love you.
>Gently kisses your forehead as you drift off to sleep

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:47:37 No.172811608
>>172810762
I liked how everything fit with the whole yin and yang theme of balance. It's just the story is so poorly told that almost all of it goes over people's heads.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:48:06 No.172811653
>Still not showing her face
Neronetta confirmed

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:48:16 No.172811669
>>172809902
Gotta max out those halos dude. Made it hard to play for extended periods of time.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:48:19 No.172811679
>>172802797

Check the account, it's not him.

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Cure Marine 2013-01-23 16:49:17 No.172811806
>>172810965
I thought Luka was neat.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:49:36 No.172811842

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>>172811226
that part was goooooooooood
fuck I missed the first bullet.


you remember when she and rodin had this conversation and she pulled a niggerbonics?
>bust a cap on yo ass

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:50:30 No.172811951

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>>172811653
>It's actually Raiden in a bodysuit with fake tits

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:51:01 No.172812008
>>172811226
WUBWUBWUBWUB

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:51:24 No.172812047
For people who don't follow Kamiya/don't have twitter. He did confirm the game is a solid 60FPS.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:51:33 No.172812063

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>>172811806
>that part where he says he knows woman that wont be happy when she kills him
>mentions amaterasu
>trish

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:51:40 No.172812080

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>>172809472
Get Walter on the phone.
I want a lucid dream machine.
AND PICTURES PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:51:41 No.172812084

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>>172811951
Raidenetta?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:52:09 No.172812135
>"We want to capture the feel of fighting the last boss from the beginning"
God of War 2 tactics.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:52:22 No.172812161
>>172812084
boner no
no

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:52:38 No.172812190
Might be cool. I imagine it'll be a damn sight nicer than God Of War (even though i'll pick both up)

>>172811296
>Not lucid dreaming and having sex with your dream harem

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:52:38 No.172812196
>>172810683
I think she did the character art, although I may be mixing people up

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:53:35 No.172812307

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>>172812161
Yes.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:53:54 No.172812346

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>>172812190
>lucid dreaming
>not tulpa

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:53:59 No.172812353
FUCKING JAPS

WHY NOT RELEASE IT FOR 360 OR PS3 YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

FUCKFUCKUFCKUFUCKUFJCK

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:54:22 No.172812413
>>172812063
>claire
>trish
>silvia
>ammy

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:54:56 No.172812496
>>172812084
I'd still wreck that.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:55:06 No.172812518
>>172812353
We've been over this.
Nintendo is funding the entire game. Of course it's going to be a Wii-U exclusive.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:55:25 No.172812543

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Platinum pls give this guy more scenes.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:55:45 No.172812580
>>172811842
>fuck I missed the first bullet.
heh me too
you'd think the butload of qte would have prepared me for that, but nope

fuck I even missed slinging god into the sun the first time around

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:55:52 No.172812593
>>172812518

BLABLA YOU FUCKING RETARD I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:55:59 No.172812610
>>172812543
Please give him and Rodin more scenes. The rest of the characters were extremely boring.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:56:00 No.172812613
>>172812543
OHOHOHOH WHAT A DAY

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:56:52 No.172812695
>>172812346
>tulpa
you never go full tulpa

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:57:27 No.172812764

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>>172812610

>Her drink's going on your tab, buddy. Ya deadbeat motherfucker.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:57:50 No.172812808
the only reason to put it on the wiiu is the controller, so how is to going to use the controller?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:58:12 No.172812847
>>172812610
bayonetta was entertaining as fuck

never seen a bitch do better smacktalk than her

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:58:44 No.172812913
>>172812808
no anon, the only reason to put it on the wiiu is the funding

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:59:00 No.172812956
>>172811556
WiiU has shitty ram too
that is why DMC4 Dark knight mode on PC has gajillion enemies

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:59:17 No.172812997
>>172812808
Are you that naive? Nintendo funded the game, end of story

And i fucking hope it won't use the controller at all

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:59:48 No.172813072
>>172812956
>>172811556
>that is why DMC4 Dark knight mode on PC has gajillion enemies
I meant that is why it should be on PC
DMC4 Dark knight mode on PC has gajillion enemies

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:59:55 No.172813089

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>>172812610
More like make Rodin playable.

>>172812808
>the only reason to put it on the wiiu is the controller

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 16:59:58 No.172813093
>>172812764
>rodin hits the bar table
>it's strong enough to cause enzo's chair to topple

I fucking loved how cool Rodin was

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:00:14 No.172813127
>>172812847
Her scenes with the bosses were great but there was too much standing around and having boring conversations with boring characters.
Honestly I think that's what was wrong with the first game's cutscenes, all the pointless talking.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:01:08 No.172813220
>>172813093
you forgot the best part
>Rodin's tiny little wineglass that can hold about as much drink as a spoon
>he slams it on the table hard enough to cause Enzo to fall without breaking his microscopic glass

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:01:18 No.172813239
>>172812808
I'm assuming it will be like NG3: Razors Edge, in that it's just some gimmicky stuff that's otherwise 100% optional.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:01:31 No.172813262

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I want DMC5 ;_;

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:01:32 No.172813264
>>172813127
idk, I enjoyed how Bayonetta was being an utter tease towards Ceshire

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:02:17 No.172813352
>>172813127
>Honestly I think that's what was wrong with the first game's cutscenes, all the pointless talking.
are you kidding me? I loved the talking

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:02:27 No.172813365

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>"we want to capture the feel of fighting the last boss from the beginning"

NOOOOO. Bayonetta's bosses were subpar IMO (other than Jeanne). It tried too much to be like God of War to attract that audience. I believe the game suffered from that a bit.

I think DMC3-4 styles of bosses are the best. Boss moves around and shit. In Bayo the bosses were mostly stationary and had lame QTE transitions.

I do love the game don't get me wrong. It's just the bosses.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:02:29 No.172813370
>>172812346
>Going full tulpa

You never go full tulpa.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:02:38 No.172813383

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>>172813262

;_;

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:03:19 No.172813456
>>172812613
>getting stones on every fucking level on my first playthrough
OHOHOHOH WHAT A DAY

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:03:40 No.172813494
>>172813127
Honestly I felt that Bayonetta's character sort of diminished as the game went on. At the start she's full of sass and self confidence but she kinda loses that flair halfway through the game.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:04:00 No.172813548
>>172813365
>NOOOOO. Bayonetta's bosses were subpar IMO

the final boss fight was against god and it ended with you punching it so hard it's soul left it's body and flew into the centre of the fucking sun

so fuck you

captcha: venereal devewsi

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:04:34 No.172813637
>>172813370
>>172812695 here
mah nigga

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:04:35 No.172813638
>mfw no Babbynetta in this game

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:04:51 No.172813662

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>>172813383
OH GOD WHY DANTE?
WHY DID YOU LEAVE US?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:05:03 No.172813693
>>172813638
>I'm trying

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:05:04 No.172813694

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>>172813264
>Ceshire
>anons still talk smack against Luka on fucking imageboards

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:05:28 No.172813746

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>>172813089
>half naked Rodin whipping people with his ass hair

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:06:00 No.172813807
>>172813694
but anon = luka
only then with more spaghetti and neat gadgets

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:07:06 No.172813923
>>172813548
Not even that guy but collossus sized boss fights with tons of emphasis on how "EPIC AND BIG" they are don't fit well with the fast paced beat em up gameplay.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:08:12 No.172814036

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Anything new regarding this part of the "fanbase"?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:08:24 No.172814062

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>Dem feet whips

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:08:56 No.172814110
>>172813548
>the final boss fight was against god and it ended with you punching it so hard it's soul left it's body and flew into the centre of the fucking sun

That "EPIC"ness would be OK if the pacing of the boss was OK. But it wasn't. I want to feel like I am battling the boss.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:09:33 No.172814172
>>172813494
I think the problem is only the first part of the game is devoted to getting to know Bayonetta.

The rest of the game is devoted to getting to know either the other characters (who suck), or the story (which sucks).

It's an understandable problem I guess, but it was pretty extreme in Bayonetta. Only gameplay kept me in it to the end.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:09:34 No.172814175

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Her ass looks significantly less fat. We're gonna need comparison shoots

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FinalMasterM FC:2234-7149-8721 2013-01-23 17:09:35 No.172814179
>>172814036
Nope, they all turned "We never liked Bayo1" after the first month.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:10:30 No.172814293

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I can't really get hyped for this.
I'm not a fanboy of any console, I own a PS3/360 and Wii.

But after all that shit about how bad the specs for the Wii-u were, I really feel like this game won't be as good as it could be.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:10:44 No.172814321
>>172814110
>That "EPIC"ness would be OK if the pacing of the boss was OK

so how would you do it?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:11:14 No.172814373
>>172814179
fuck them all. each and everyone of those bandwagons.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:11:16 No.172814374
>>172814293
Shows how little you know.
The WiiU can easily handle a Bayonetta sequel.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:11:20 No.172814382
>>172813494
well she kinda got fed up after the third cardinal virtue was sent after her "I don't have time for your blather, I'd much rather talk to your boss"

and then the whole Balder arc kinda blindsided her

also someone remind me why Jeanne and Bayo ended up fighting. Was it because of brainwashing or something? I honestly can't remember

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:11:30 No.172814405
>>172814062
Kulshedra isn't gonna be clunky as fuck anymore!

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:11:31 No.172814410
>>172808359
Surprised there isn't much porn of this.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:12:19 No.172814509

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Please Platinum, I just want more Jeanne.

Kamiya, you said you wanted to do a silly non canon game about Cutie J, tell me that can still happen...

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:12:29 No.172814531
>>172814036
jesus fuck I don't like to use that word likely, but I really do think it's appropriate in this case

look at all that entitlement

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:12:36 No.172814546
>>172814374
Where did I say it couldn't handle it?
I'm saying it's not going to be as good as it could be.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:12:56 No.172814585
>>172814382
Balder found her and did indeed brainwash her to fight for him.
I believe she either played along so she could help Bayonetta or at the very last moment used the Right Eye to break the spell on her.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:13:23 No.172814646
>>172814036
Typical sour grapes still. A lot of them still would rather have the game not be made than have it be Nintendo exclusive, even though Nintendo picking up the budget is why it can be made in the first place.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:14:07 No.172814727
>>172814293
>But after all that shit about how bad the specs for the Wii-u were
Stop.
http://www.zeldainformer.com/news/comments/actual-game-development-shows-wii-u-far-outperforms-its-theorectical-maximu

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:14:14 No.172814741
>>172814509
jeanne's clothes were way more classy than bayo's

I also really hate bayo's hairstyle, even if it is iconic

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:14:28 No.172814775
>>172812593
>IM A FUCKING RETARD LET ME CONTINUE TO TALK IN CAPSLOCK

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FinalMasterM FC:2234-7149-8721 2013-01-23 17:14:40 No.172814798
>>172814373
My thoughts exactly.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:15:19 No.172814880
>>172814382
>Was it because of brainwashing
pretty much, they reprogrammed her so she would fight with Bayonetta and bring back ehr memories, the left eye needing to "witness" history in order to awaken.

Why they couldn't just ger her high and ride a worm I don't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc_xGu-9Jyk

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:16:22 No.172815021
>>172813807
´but luka is manwhore. He's like a whore, that sells it's body to women. It's still a whore!!

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:16:25 No.172815034
>>172814727
how can you outperform a theoretical maximum?

how is that even possible?

has nintendo suddenly reinvented physics or are those people who made claims about the maximum just too stupid to do their maths properly?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:17:30 No.172815152

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The purpose of the new outfit is to just make life harder on cosplayers.

It's like they're saying "just try and pull it off correctly now".

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:18:16 No.172815237
>>172815152
well that's at least bretty gud

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:18:46 No.172815327
>>172814509
hmm, she could be like a ''caretaker'' for the kid while bayonetta kills shit
>bayonetta comes home from a long day of demon ass kicking
>jeanne, I'm home!
>jeanne is cooking
>'hey bayo! welcome home
etc

the fuck am I writing this shit for, I'm too fucking tired

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:19:00 No.172815361

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>>172814741
Jeanne definitely has class.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:19:22 No.172815395
>>172814546
What?
Because the grafics won't be as pretty?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:19:38 No.172815429

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>>172815152
Doubt it.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:19:45 No.172815446
>>172815237
40% plastic, 50% photoshop

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:19:53 No.172815459
>>172815034
Maybe you should read the article.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:20:13 No.172815513
>>172815361
except the eyelashes, god I hate those

it's what stopped me from playing through the game with her, no kidding ;_;

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:20:20 No.172815531
>>172815327

This reminds me of that doujin where jeanne and bayonetta live in a house and have this captive busty and very curvy joy as maid and spouse.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:20:54 No.172815602
>>172815429
and who's that supposed to be?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:21:58 No.172815721
>>172815459
I did and it still doesn't make sense

I'm currently onto reading the neogaf thread for further insights

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:22:00 No.172815726
>>172815531
Link?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:22:43 No.172815809

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>>172815021

So, he's a boy toy?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:22:43 No.172815810

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>>172815327
That isn't too far fetched. They think of each other as sisters, and to the Japanese that means they're borderline gay for each other.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:23:52 No.172815958
>>172799957
How about not making it so much artificial difficulty and retarded proportions and shitty music first.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:24:05 No.172815992
>>172815810

I think they were gay, ALL OF THE UMBRAS WERE GAY.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:24:14 No.172816016

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>>172815602
http://soulcalibur.wikia.com/wiki/Tira

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:25:09 No.172816119

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>>172812413
It's probably Trish since its been confirmed that Bayonetta and Devil May Cry happen in the same universe http://devilmaycry.wikia.com/wiki/Enzo_Ferino

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:25:14 No.172816129
>>172815152
never test a cosplayer's tenacity anon. you seen that mironman suit with fully functional headpiece and back?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:25:23 No.172816152
>>172815327
I thought Bayonetta was the nicer one of the two, it'd make more sense for her to take care of the kid.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:25:48 No.172816193

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Ffffffffffffffffffuck, I want those glasses so bad.

You can actually buy them, but they're like $200.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:26:18 No.172816253
>>172806583
>leather
>not hair

you dun goofed.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:26:33 No.172816283

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-61NKRaYjw

I can't be the only one looking forward to TW101 right? It looks fucking great and fun as hell.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:27:06 No.172816345
>>172815810
nice. nice.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:27:20 No.172816371

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>>172815992
Now what makes you say that?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:27:56 No.172816424
>>172816119
Luka's dad is also called Antonio Redgrave, and was respected by many demon hunters. Which is why Dante used his name as an alias in the novels

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:28:03 No.172816443
>>172816152
Jeanne was only bitchy because she was brainwashed, she was pretty caring when it came to Bayonetta in the end.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:28:07 No.172816453

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>>172816152

Just leave your childhood self alone with your current lesbian girlfriend. I mean, what could go wrong?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:29:39 No.172816624
>>172802137
>Also, Resi 4.
i prefer to think Remake or Zero if you go that route

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:29:42 No.172816632
>>172816424
Are you serious? Jesus fuck now I really want DMC x Bayonetta

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:29:58 No.172816657
>>172815809
unf
now that's a bayonetta hairstyle I can dig

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:30:33 No.172816715
>>172816119
>It's probably Trish since its been confirmed that Bayonetta and Devil May Cry happen in the same universe
what the fuck?

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:30:41 No.172816729

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>Last boss is literally, God.

Wow, it's like Japan isn't even trying to be subtle about their anti religion culture anymore.

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Anonymous 2013-01-23 17:30:43 No.172816736

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I don't want that shitty console. Port it to the Nextbox or the PS4 you fuckers.







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