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Bonnie is a transgender Edition
>Where do I get this?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/319510 for $5 shekels
>What the fuck is this?
Five Nights at Freddy's is a game that reawakens the primal fear you had as a kid when you saw the animatronics at Chucky E. Cheese's.
Freddy Fazbear, the bear.
Chica, the baby chick, not a duck.
Bonnie, the rabbit.
Foxy, the pirate fox (canonically a male)
>WHAT WE KNOW
Mike Schmidt, the protagonist, decides to work the night-shift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria for $120/a week as a security guard (that's $4/hour, $0.50 overtime)
You have to watch the cameras and keep the animatronics from CELEBRATING you and shoving you in one of their suits (full of wires and metal) due to thinking you're an exoskeleton out of your costume
"The Bite of '87" involves one of the robots bit off a kid's frontal lobe. It's suspected to either be Foxy or the Chica
Five kids got lured in and got Freddy'd. They're suspected to be haunting (or at least inside) the suits. More info: http://imgur.com/xHY05Wt
No shitting in Freddy's.
>Answers to stupid shit before you even ask, you fucking mongoloid
NO, YOU CAN'T JUST WEAR A FUCKING SUIT BECAUSE THEY'LL JUST SHOVE THE ENDOSKELETON INSIDE, THIS SHIT IS EXPLAINED IN-GAME
NO, THE SUIT THAT SHOWS UP IN THE ROOM WHEN FREDDY FUCKS WITH YOU IS NOT A TIGER OR LION OR SOME OTHER SHIT, IT'S THE EMPTY FREDDY SUIT THAT YOU GET SHOVED INTO WHEN YOU DIE
YOU TAKE THE $4/HOUR JOB BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME, NOT life
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