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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:51:11 No.125202384

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:52:20 No.125202470
post smug

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:52:28 No.125202484
Marie's Maries

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:52:52 No.125202512
Marie!

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:53:01 No.125202520
>>125202470
this is our turf, octo

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:53:31 No.125202557
>>125202384
If i don't see Marie's Maries someones getting hurt.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:53:38 No.125202567
Man this secret santa is hard

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:53:57 No.125202589

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:54:03 No.125202598
>trading kills with an inkzooka

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:54:16 No.125202617
Cute squid playfully attempts to vore another, but only as like, a jolly ol' harmless prank haha.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:54:23 No.125202628
>>125202520
Show me what passes for smugness among your misbegotten race, squid.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:54:31 No.125202636
Callie tho

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:55:00 No.125202670
Callie's Callie's are canonically much smaller than Marie's Marie's!

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:55:14 No.125202689
I wish we were able to play as something that wasn't a squid. The world seems to be so ripe with Anthro shapeshifting creatures, why not allow the rest of them to jizz all over each other in sweet 4v4 action?

Pic unrelated, I really like the way she looks.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:55:36 No.125202721
>>125202628
>not knowing the queen of smug

octoling troglodytes

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:55:57 No.125202748

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:56:04 No.125202758
>>125202557
don't do anything crazy now anon

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:56:56 No.125202829
>>125202670
if what I heard is true then callie is more sensitive than marie!

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:58:45 No.125202994
Squid boy trying to eat his lunch.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:59:16 No.125203050
>>125202758
I'm lusting for Marie's maries here, the anon in the last thread better show us the goods.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:59:17 No.125203061
I want to fondle Callie's suction cups!

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 05:59:52 No.125203102
>>125202689
The only others that could plausibly work are Squids, Octopus, Cuttlefish, and at a stretch, Nautilus.
But I'd settle for different species of squids.

Colossal squids with double the health and huge hitboxes but move at the pace of a Rainmaker, Flying squids that can glide further distances, Bigfin squids that can swing across gaps with their fucklong tentacles, Firefly squids that are no different but glow in the dark, and Humboldt squids that fucking shred enemies on contact like the devils they are.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:00:13 No.125203143
>>125202994
I want to see that one squid with a packed lunch.

Not everyone has the luxury of eating canteen food.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:00:51 No.125203194
goddamn why did they swap open image in new tab and save

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:02:03 No.125203303
>>125203050
Fine jeez

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:02:20 No.125203321
I can only play before sleep, for an hour of so. All the matches I get are nothing but Japs
How do I get gud? My aim sucks

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:02:36 No.125203343
>>125203303
moar

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:02:58 No.125203369
Woah now

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:03:25 No.125203398
>>125202670
>you will never marie callie's callies
>you will never callie marie's maries

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:03:49 No.125203441
>>125203061
Finally someone gets it
tentacles > belly > arms > every other body part > breasts

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:04:10 No.125203468
>>125203343
Fuck off

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:05:58 No.125203596
>>125203468
did callie have tentacle reduction surgery?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:06:21 No.125203617
>>125203441
That's wrong though, what's most important is a pair of asscheeks, which Callie has in spades.
Other important Woomy pieces include the teeth and the voices.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:10:16 No.125203908
>>125203617
this shouldn't be lewd but it is

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:10:30 No.125203928
What's she holding?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:10:37 No.125203936
>>125203617
I cringe every time I see this image. Drag a plunger along a flat surface, and hear the ungodly sound it makes. Now imagine that plunger was a part of your body.
Callie isn't yawning, she's crying out in agony.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:11:27 No.125204002
>>125203928
Mascara, dipshit

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:11:56 No.125204036
>>125203928
mascara, are you blind

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:11:56 No.125204037
>>125203928
Mascara?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:12:03 No.125204046
>>125203321
Use a paintbrush like me :^)

Who /paintbrush/ here?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:13:14 No.125204128
>>125203928
I wish X would hold and jerk off my dick.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:13:24 No.125204135
>>125203936
Imagine having two big sac of cuteness that you can squeeze and cuddle

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:13:34 No.125204148
>>125204002
>>125204036
>>125204037
No bully faggots

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:13:44 No.125204159
>>125203936
they can control the suction of those cups

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:13:52 No.125204175
>>125203908
Girls in nighties is a commendable fetish.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:14:35 No.125204231
>>125204002
>>125204036
>>125204037
>Knowing make-up

Girly faggots

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:14:39 No.125204240
You know how real squids have those beaks over their mouths on the bottom of them?
I imagine squidloli cunts to have the same beaks over them.
Like you pull off the spats and there's a big ol' beak with a clitoris above it just snapping away.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:15:11 No.125204272
>>125204148
How the fuck did you not see the fucking mascara bit which is clearly in the foreground??

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:15:20 No.125204281
>>125204240
paper shredder

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:17:06 No.125204418
>>125204135
Wait, looking at their eyes that's Marie on the right. At what point did she ever have longer tentacles?

More importantly; when were they ever Squibs? They were clearly toddlers when they already had their hominid forms.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:17:14 No.125204430
>>125204231
>Knowing common objects makes you a faggot
I see.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:17:49 No.125204476
>>125204231
>he doesn't know basic women shit
Golly gee, what surprise

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:18:39 No.125204543
>>125204240

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:19:09 No.125204578
>>125204231
>I've never had female friends: The Post

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:19:22 No.125204597
>>125204240
Nah, if you look at their teeth it's meant to look like a squids beak.
Also a squids beak doesn't cover its vagina. In fact squids don't have vaginas.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:20:22 No.125204664
anybody has The Shining Splatoon pic?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:20:36 No.125204678
>>125204430
>>125204476
>>125204578
You guys should share beauty tips

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:21:05 No.125204714
>>125204664
da fuck is that?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:21:23 No.125204741
>>125204231
i assume you've never had a mother, anon?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:22:35 No.125204808
>>125204678
You should stop being so assblasted.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:22:37 No.125204809
>>125204664

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:22:50 No.125204823
>>125204678
Don't be you :^)

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:23:37 No.125204872
>>125204664

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:23:41 No.125204875
>>125204823
HOLY SHIT

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:24:51 No.125204948
>>125204809
>>125204872

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:25:22 No.125204982
>>125204823

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:25:28 No.125204994
>>125204418
They mastered holding their forms together at an early age, probably why they were able to effectively fight Octopus in their youth as well

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:25:38 No.125205013
>>125204231

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:25:51 No.125205027
>>125204823

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:26:18 No.125205059
i want this inkling to wrap her arms around me

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:26:49 No.125205094
>>125203928
On the bottom left text
I can read
>Look fresh this Splatfest
I don't think I should be proud that I can read that.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:26:59 No.125205108
>>125204948
Fuck off you Megaless piece of shit

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:27:06 No.125205117
>>125205059
>Transformers

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:27:11 No.125205121
>>125204823
I don't get it

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:27:17 No.125205129
This coming splatfest seems a little arbitrary.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:28:31 No.125205227
>>125205059
>Wrapped in a cold slimy squiddy embrace
I suppose any kind of feminine touch would suffice

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:28:46 No.125205239
>>125205129
oh look at me using big fancy words I don't know the meaning of!

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:28:51 No.125205247
>>125205129
that's not what that word means at all you dunce

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:29:19 No.125205284
>>125205059
i want to see her cry some more!

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:30:26 No.125205370
>>125204823

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:30:51 No.125205404
>>125205284
Just put the poor girl out of her misery already.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:31:30 No.125205445
>so many replies to a shitty joke in response to an obvious shitpost
did someone post this thread to reddit

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:32:02 No.125205478
>>125205284
i haven't seen this one yet, is it old? i want to say old

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:32:31 No.125205523
>>125205239
>>125205247
At its core, it means random and without reason. Me using a word aside and remembering why I left this shithole, the choices don't seem to fit the sister they were given to and also it's just kind of a lame thing to choose between.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:32:34 No.125205527
>>125204823
Jesus christ, no chill

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:32:48 No.125205541
>>125205445
You are the reddit my son.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:33:41 No.125205604
>>125205523

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:34:25 No.125205648
>>125205541
well, you're not wrong

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:34:26 No.125205651
any squads

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:35:01 No.125205693
>>125205523
Because the phrase is "Naughty or Nice" not "nice or Naughty. Did you not read the banter C&M gave?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:35:13 No.125205710
>>125204823
>>125204875
>>125204982
>>125205027
>>125205121
>>125205370
>>125205527
LITERALLY

A L L
L
L

M E
E

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:36:45 No.125205815
>>125205523
Leave again, and don't come back this time.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:36:52 No.125205823
>>125204128
wish granted

http://i.imgur.com/EGGz5br.png

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:36:52 No.125205824
>>125202670
Callie is flat! FLAT!

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:37:47 No.125205897
>>125205823
Did you draw that, anon?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:37:53 No.125205902
>>125204823

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:38:13 No.125205926
>>125205710

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:38:16 No.125205927
>>125205823
This is terrible.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:39:22 No.125205994
>>125205824
I want to tease Callie for her tiny titties!

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:40:13 No.125206046
>>125205927
...no, it's not?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:40:34 No.125206063
>>125205824
I wanna hug Callie and feel her modest chest pressed up against me

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:42:01 No.125206153
>>125206063
The smaller the breasts the closer you can be to her heart

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:42:37 No.125206183
>>125206046
why are you adding a question mark when you made a statement?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:43:08 No.125206214
>>125205897
yes

>>125205927
it's a quick sketch. what'd you expect?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:43:30 No.125206238
>>125206153
Exactly

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:43:59 No.125206265
>>125206183
Because I wanted to convey confusion. pretty autistic now that I'm looking at it

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:44:06 No.125206274
>>125206153
the bigger the breasts the warmer the hug

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:44:39 No.125206317
>>125206214
Neat.

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:45:01 No.125206330
>>125206153
*Hearts
Squids have three hearts

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:45:14 No.125206346
>>125205523
I'm sure you'll fit into r/splatoon

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:46:03 No.125206396
>>125205824

Callie is well-endowed where it counts

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:46:27 No.125206424
>>125205523
>googles arbitrary once
lol

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:46:40 No.125206436
>>125206396
damn straight

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:47:20 No.125206482
>>125206274
The warmest hugs are when she wraps those whoppers around you

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:48:55 No.125206584
>>125206482
>>125206436
>>125206396
>>125206330
>>125206238
>>125206153
>>125206063
>>125205994
>>125205824

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:49:04 No.125206594
>>125204823
Oh shit son

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:51:07 No.125206717
>>125206153
>Sample

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:52:19 No.125206792
>>125206584
Jokes on you. I am a popular girl :3

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:52:56 No.125206827
I SHOULDNT HAVE WENT ANTI PINEAPPLE


THEY'RE ALL CHILDREN AND THEY FUCKING SUCK BALLS

FUCK ME IN THE DICK HOLE LADS

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:53:03 No.125206834
>>125206584

What if Tewi is my waifu?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:53:15 No.125206849
>>125205824
GLORY TO DFC

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:53:57 No.125206906
>>125203102
>Humboldt squid
>Five foot highly aggressive squids with razor barbs around their suction cups, known for mob mentality and attacking sharks, and whose beaks are able to bite through Kevlar
Fucking hell,

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:54:28 No.125206935
Anyone who's S+ wants to lobby snipe me in splatfest? I'm tired of losing to scrubs with aerosprays

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:55:41 No.125207008
>>125206906
>tfw no dominant bully squid gf

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:56:26 No.125207054
any open squads?

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:58:10 No.125207158
>>125206906
>Frequent the waters of California
No more ocean for me

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:58:32 No.125207182
>>125205823
hey do you still have that pic with the suction cup fuck

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 06:59:55 No.125207268
>>125206906
>beaks are able to bite through Kevlar
Im interested to know how they found this out

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Anonymous 2015-12-13 07:00:28 No.125207301
>>125207182
holy shit i need this







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