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>Post your favorite Pokemon fanfictions, ask for opinions and share what you're working on, and so on. Links to a Pastebin or FF.net account or other sort of account in the latter case is preferred, but not exactly expected. Never manually dump fics, and under no circumstances should you manually dump NSFW fics.
What do you want to write, and why are you not writing it?
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Watching the new pokemon cartoon right now...its been years since ive seen this show...WTF happend
Lame punch lines
What the fuck has happened.
When the fuck Dragonite became such a little bitch. and so easy to get , wtf, i remember the huge dragonite when ash meets Bill. What the fuck is this,
and ash sounds like a little bitch now
Kill the series, and make a more teen Anime, like what they did with the black and white 2 mini episode.
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> Be me, shopping with dorm mates.
> We decide to buy some nutella to try, because none of us have had it before.
> Tastes okay, not great and we forget about it for about a month
> Next month I find it in the pantry and get an idea.
> I go to a crowded public restroom in our local mall with the Nutella jar tucked under my coat.
> Enter bathroom stall, take out jar of nutella and start smearing it all over the walls, door, floor, clothes, etc.
> Now the moment of truth: I begin screaming and groaning loudly while pretending to take a shit.
> Make splashing noises in the toilet and moan sensually as I pretend to rub shit all over my body and the stall.
> Take remaining nutella and throw it on the ceiling and floor, making large splatter patterns.
> zip up pants, unlock door, walk to the sink and quietly wash my hands before leaving without a sound.
TL;DR what is your favorite water type Pokemon and why?
CYOA: Ace Private Eye Wobbunoir and Detective Quagson in: Beware the Creeping Craw!
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Everything so far: http://www.mediafire.com/?6o2mbv341es7hb4
Poliwag hid in the murky wetlands, trying desperately to communicate to someone on his walkie talkie. His tail wagged lightly throughout the dark water, scaring away a few nearby wild Mudkips.
"Deep Croak, come in Deep Croak!" he repeated over and over again.
The walkie talkie on the other end of the line whirred before establishing a connection between the two, "Yes, what is it?"
"I've reached the next contact point, the village isn't too far away."
The walkie talkie whirred again, this time much louder, before Deep Croak resopnded, "Have you secured the area yet?"
"Not yet, Deep Croak. But once I do, where exactly do you want me to look?"
"According to a few resources, it should be near or within a sentimental sort-of object. Do not fail me again this time, Hummingbird. You do remember the consequences, right?"
"Yeah, I do Deep Croak. I promise, this time, I will not fail you!"
"Excellent thinking, Hummingbird. Deep Croak out." the other line of the walkie talkie whirred before dying out. Signifying that Poliwag's contact had ended their conversation.
Poliwag's next intentions were to sneak into the village and raid it of all it's valuables, at least until he found his target item. However, before he could do so, a crusty something tapped his tail.
"Huh? What the- HOLY FLYING FISHFINGEREDFRIES!" Poliwag briefly lost grip of the walkie talkie, but he re-collected it with his feet before it was too late.
The monstrous crustacean screeched in his face. His claws enormous, his eyes an unforgiving dull shade, with a sharp star implanted in his head. . .