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Anonymous 2014-11-09 06:52:14 No.21632505

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>Be 23 living with family
>Be secret Gradevoir-fag
>Little brother finds out
>Comes into my room and puts this on my forehead

How does your family deal with your Pokemon obsession /vp/?

Anonymous 2014-11-09 06:54:44 No.21632521
People don't fing my secret because I'm not a casual

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:00:22 No.21632567
'why are you living with your family?

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:00:58 No.21632572
>letting your family know about your secret

your bad at keeping secrets fucking retard.

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:04:47 No.21632603
Mum knows, been that way since I was a kid. She has pre-ordered Alpha Sapphire for my birthday last week. Why keep it a secret? You like a video game, big deal.

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:08:07 No.21632624
How did he find out?
Was it a darumaka or a porn folder or did you get caught moaning 'Yeah Gardevoir, you taunt my dick so bad' or what?

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:09:29 No.21632633
>Girlfriend said she would dress up as a gardevoir

At first i thought it was cool but then I realized I have no idea where I would find a gardevoir costume.

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:09:36 No.21632636
because I don't have any money and can't get a job because I have no skills society finds useful.

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:12:55 No.21632658
>'Yeah Gardevoir, you taunt my dick so bad"
I fucking lost it.

But no, he walked in on me making this >>21632342

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:15:57 No.21632686
I work and go to school full time, they don't give a fuck about what I do in my free time

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:24:00 No.21632720
Now OP, what do you mean by "little" brother?

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:26:31 No.21632736

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:29:10 No.21632753

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:32:21 No.21632779
you look forty.

Shave jesus

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:33:35 No.21632788
Thats OK, Master. Now you understand why they have to die like I've said, right?

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:39:11 No.21632807
He's a 17-year-old, high school drop out with long ass hair and stretch marks. What of it?

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:47:26 No.21632865
That shit is legit annoying. This is what is destroying Poke pron.

Anonymous 2014-11-09 07:50:31 No.21632874
That's funny way to spell saving.

Anonymous 2014-11-09 08:02:23 No.21632908
stretch marks because he is fat? also op, you look older than 23 or maybe that is just because you have a beard and stuff

since i am also 23 and do not make enough money to move out, my family is ashamed that i play pokemon and pretty much throw in the trash anything that isn't hidden

Anonymous 2014-11-09 08:45:33 No.21633064
Git gud

Anonymous 2014-11-09 08:53:35 No.21633086
>pretty much throw in the trash anything that isn't hidden
My dad tried to adopt that approach, but I don't live at home anymore so it isn't a problem anymore.

Anonymous 2014-11-09 08:54:50 No.21633092
>play Pokemon since 1998
>watch anime as Saturday morning cartoons
>father sees Psyduck
>father becomes absolutely obsessed with anything Psyduck
>has been purchasing games and guides for me if they even mention Psyduck
>damn near came when the Psyduck were blocking the path in DP
>has framed Psyduck's page from a Pokemon handbook on display in his bedroom

I pretty much have nothing to worry about. Not really interested in ORAS but am probably gonna come home to them on my bed one day

Anonymous 2014-11-09 08:55:27 No.21633094
God, all this problematic parents. I'm 21 and my parents don't give a damn on how I pass time. As long as I continue going to university they're with everything I do

Anonymous 2014-11-09 08:57:31 No.21633100
kek best dad

Anonymous 2014-11-09 09:02:41 No.21633117
I am a grown man but my parents are hostile to the idea that I play video games of any kind with the notion that this would cause addiction and failure in my studies, and yet I keep proving them wrong.
They just won't listen a damn word I'm saying.

Anonymous 2014-11-09 09:03:55 No.21633124
Do something about your facial hair, it looks awful.
Go get a university degree and/or a job, and move out of your parents' house
Go hit on girls at night clubs (after fixing up your facial hair, and maybe exfoliating, getting a tan, and doing push ups)
Jack off to real women
Listen to drum n bass and folk music
Read books and watch movies that are live action, rooted in the real world, and pose philosophical questions

Anonymous 2014-11-09 09:06:19 No.21633146
I don't have an "obsession". My girlfriend is fine with me playing my DS every now and then, and since I actually have a job unlike you NEETs I can buy games and shit whenever I feel like it.
My family doesn't really care, I'm getting a decent education so it's all whatever to them

Anonymous 2014-11-09 09:06:52 No.21633152
My mother is a professional dog breeder and she really understand my obsession to pokemon breeding. So, she is usualy asking me how my breeding is going. Me 20 years old

Anonymous 2014-11-09 09:13:10 No.21633175
>having siblings
>not being part of the only child master race

Anonymous 2014-11-09 09:20:51 No.21633208
I bet you've also wished multiple times in your life for a little sister so you could perform pedophilic actions upon her you weird fucker

Anonymous 2014-11-09 09:24:23 No.21633219
Not the anon you're responding, but I did

Anonymous 2014-11-09 09:24:54 No.21633223
She's probably hoping it develops into something beyond likeminded, though

Anonymous 2014-11-09 10:17:37 No.21633398
the phrase "fuck a duck" come to mind.

Anonymous 2014-11-09 10:32:21 No.21633453
>ask my mom what she thinks about Pokemon
>She replies with "I never understood the appeal"

Anonymous 2014-11-09 10:40:30 No.21633474
>get girlfriend
>she sees some furry pic I saved on my computer
>she says she's interested in anthro Pokemon porn and makes me look some up

Anonymous 2014-11-09 10:47:06 No.21633494
>lusting after Gardevoir
>even accidentally revealing powerlevel

You deserve it you fucking brick.

Anonymous 2014-11-09 12:02:11 No.21633881
My parents make fun of me. Though when I came home with a huge trophy after a vgc tournament they were (to my surprise) very proud.

Anonymous 2014-11-09 12:28:30 No.21634043
>already 23
>living with parents
>jobless because "m-muh experience to work here"
>luckily graduate from computer repairing and networking
>use those skills to fix computers in the house and little networking while I get an actual job
>family is supportive but like me, a bit concerned
>they don't care what I play
>wish sister was dead, massive whore and fuckhead

Anonymous 2014-11-09 12:54:40 No.21634137
Why do people do this?

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