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Let's hear your innawoods stories / post creepypastas.
I think the woods hold some of the scariest stories I've ever heard around here.
I have a few experiences. This one's not really paranormal, but made me NOPE my camping trip short.
>Growing up in Southeastern Kentucky
>Not the tallest mountains in the world, but very deep and dark.
>Native Americans named these mountains "Dark and Bloody Ground".
>Camping one weekend by myself as usual.
>Black bears are really the only predator to worry about. They're not really aggressive, but I bring bear spray just in case.
>Hiking my usual spot.
>Notice an set of footprints a few feet up
>Go to examine them
>Grew up here all my life, never seen a set of prints like this.
>Pull out a footprint guide
>Took a while, but finally found a match
>Heard a few stories about mountain lions being in our woods, but the state refuses to acknowledge them since there are only a few and since it would demote tourism in the area because of fear.
>99% positive it matches the mountain lion track, but dismiss it as a messed up bobcat track and carry on.
>Hike about another mile or so
>Constant feeling of being watched. Think I'm just being paranoid.
>Starting to get dark, notice another print up ahead.
>Matches a mountain lion, yet again.
>Tell myself there's a mountain lion in these fucking woods
>Decide to track the mother fucker. If I bring in a body of this cunt, the kY wildlife department can't deny the shit any longer.
>Following for about 30 mins - 1 hour
>Footprints did a fishhook and lead back almost to where I found the first one.
>The cunt has been following me
>A little spooked, but it's almost 9 pm and too late to go back to my truck
>Set up tent, start fire.
>Go into tent to get a can of soup
>Pitch black by now.
>While I'm in tent hear the sound of a fucking baby crying
>No worries, not an actual baby. This is actually the sound a mountain lion makes.
'Dark Lord' arrested in Arizona
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A 22-year-old man referring to himself as the "Dark Lord" was arrested for after he set a Bible on fire and then urinated on it on the front steps of a Prescott, Arizona rescue mission.
Minerault was dressed in black and wearing a long, black-and-red robe and pentagram necklace, according to the report. When asked why he did it,
Minerault replied simply because he is the "Dark Lord".
Minerault was arrested and taken into custody and booked into the Yavapai County Detention Center for unlawful symbol burning, a misdemeanor.
This is more intresting i think!
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WHAT THE FUCK /X/!
You may or may not remember, im the guy from the breaking tree
someone said that i should go back and see if it happens agian, so thats
what i did tonight. i went back to the tree, so i can take a picture/video of the tree, but what
i saw, was much more paranormal than a fucking breaking tree. There was some ritual or something behind the tree. WHAT THE
SHIT! It was very unsetteling to be there. it also was very smelly.
i forgot to take the big stone with me. Does someone knows what it is? i think its just glass tho
HERE IS THE FOOTAGE:
Will go back there tomorrow in the afternoon to check the place out in daylight.
Fortune Telling Thread
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First off: no need for names, genders, astrological signs, or anything else. If ya wanna include them you can, but it has no effect on the reading at all.
Secondly, if you've got more than one question, or your question has multiple phases depending on the answer, try to take it to my email: email@example.com and I'll get to it once the thread dies or tomorrow. You can also ask any general questions there as well. Since it'd be hard to get to them in the thread.
Third, I've got multiple tarot decks (sacred sites, archeon, hermetic, thoth/crowley, rider waite, holy grail, medieval woodcut, lovecraft, as above so below,), two different sets of oracle cards (enchanted map and 5 keys to happiness), some gypsy fortune telling cards, lenormand cards, runes, and the I Ching.
So, in your post, just say which method you want me to use and which deck (if cards) you'd like me to use. With that said, let's do this.
Taking the JREF Challenge
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If me and a few of my fellow wizards want to take that JREF challenge what is involved, how do we do it, are there any trappings or other stuff we should be aware of before getting into it, etc.?
I don't give a fuck for the money but want to crush the materialist paradigm and shut up the scepdicks. If I use the money it'll be to buy and hold onto some more land in the far north for our continued magical operations to take place there undisturbed by the mundanes. When we have achieved Inedia we won't need money for food, when we can materialize objects we don't need money for that either, etc. but money is necessary to have "real estate" on Earth at least until we decide to leave to travel the multiverse and not stick around Earth any longer but we might be here for a few hundred years at least we'll see. That said we already use our magical powers to attain everything we need and have such holdings in the world.
I also do not want to become famous, I don't want people to know my name or my face, I just want to take away the ability of scepdicks to simply dismiss magic by citing the JREF challenge. Who I am doesn't matter. Anyone can dedicate their life to magic and study and practise it day and night like me and eventually they too will attain great powers. I am nothing unique for being a wizard, there's quite a few of us in this world.
I am an advanced practitioner of magic with fairly advanced powers and will only get more powerful with the passing years and so are my fellow wizards. We can do the miraculous.
This JREF challenge seems like one possible way to spread magical awareness.
It's been around awhile and nobody has completed it yet? There must be some conspiracy happening to prevent people from realizing the truth about their reality.
So if such a conspiracy exists we must find a way to outwit them.
Lottery Tarot Readings
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Today is Monday, and I will be doing a few tarot experiments this week. Today there is going to be 11 readings I will do tonight. Your post must end in a 7.
> Spiritual Identity (Philosophy, Religion, etc)
> First or last name, please identify (Bob, First)
> Detailed Question
To get a reading:
> Post must end in 7, first 11 posts ending in 7 gets reading
> Question needs to be thorough
> Please give feedback
This thread is about a 7 card spread based on the picture above. Cards shuffle, and first 7 or last 7 cards are pulled depending on name segment. If you have any questions about the spread, process, etc just ask. Not everyone will get a reading, but you can reroll as many times, but must put info in again.
Spread is based on 7 phases of the moon, except the new moon. 7 cards for 11 readings equals 77 cards out of the 78 in the tarot deck. Keep in mind this is just an experiment as well so please your feedback is valued.