I believe in miracles, what is wrong, you sexy thang you
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I come with a curious question. Does anyone believe in or know of any bona fide or claimed legit miracle workers within the US?
Long story short but I fucked myself up with drugs a few months ago. I've posted on here and other message boards.
The general consensus being that if I do shit tons of exercise and live perfectly I might partially repair my brain and be able to regain a modicum of my former self.
Basically I had a bad lsd trip, no sleep, and the night after followd with .5mg potentially of pure mdma and more lsd. Stupid, I know, but I never knew one night of doing drugs had the potential to fuck me up. Always figured it had to be repeated use or a larger amount.
At this point I'm at my wits end. Numerous bodily functions no longer work, my mind doesn't work the same, can't remember things, frequently misspell words. Complete anhedonia, sex is basically impossible. I haven't had sex since Halloween and even then it was extremely quick and uneventful. Masturbating is a complete impossibility. Haven't been able to or attempted to masturbate or have sex since October and haven't even felt the urge for it.
There are many other negative symptoms as well. Wil lattempt sleep and check this thread tomorrow evening.
Just wondering if anyone knows of any weird shamans or healers in the US. People who interact with the world on a supernatural level.
I plan on going on a road trip this spring and summer all over the west in the hopes of finding such a character.
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>we were catching momentary glimpses of universes close enough to our own, but falling out of sync because of astrophysical alignment issues
>we spent an unfathomable amount of time on the synchronization problem- opening a rift to not just an adjacent universe, but from a moving point in our own, to a different moving point
>and then i realized we were working counter productively
>that there were going to be a number of universes with identical planetary alignments, which we could sift through, and a side benefit of these universes being highly branched
>we were able to access one.
>and i took my deserved place as the lead executive
>and was promptly targeted for assassination as soon as we stepped into the gray
>ending with my fleeing the entry site in a damaged VTOL and crashlanding halfway around the other globe
>they can't find me because they haven't launched GPS satellites in this world- yet
>and this place is about a thousand years behind ours- we got humans, we got middle ages stuff
>the entry point would be in what we know as arizona in the new world
>i'm pretty sure i'm in northern france, but none of the little bits of language i know are helping too much
>and i'm smart, i remembered to pack a solar powered charger. my work tablet might not have the info for jumpstarting the technology level..
>because no one would have thought to download stuff like "how do you exactly make gunpowder" and "advanced metallurgy"
>but the calculator alone will be worth it, and i'll think of some other useful shit that it might help with with it's basic apps
>and i do remember that you pee on straw and then you mix it with sulfur or something, we can try a few variants on that, see what comes up
>something about steel needing high temperatures and carbon and nickel
>anyway i'm going to pose as a wizard and raise an army and take back what is rightfully mine
>well, take over the company, i only owned 8% at the time, but if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly