Alternitve forms of "Holy" substances and their effectiveness
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Ok so I'm sure someone has asked this before me but fuck it I'm curious. (I'm a newfag as far as x goes so bear with me here) Can you use consecrated substances in a different form to repel supernatural beings? (I'll use holy water anointing oil as examples for now) And by different forms I mean this; lets say for instance my house is being inhabited by a demonic entity and I want it to leave, and I decided to use holy water as my method of banishment. Would it be just as effective, (if not more so) if instead of going room to room splashing some around that I put some holy water in several water heating devices throughout my house and and literally steam it out with "Holy Steam?" Would I be able to just use any kind of water heater as long as it's brand new, or would I have to get it blessed. For anointing oil, what if I used it to fill a lighter or a lamp? Would the light produced have a"Holy" effect? Or would only the flame itself hold any significance? And again, could I use just any oil lamp/lighter or would I have to get that blessed too? Please sate my curiosity.
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I think I met a Witch back in July.
So, I moved out on my own for the first time in January 2016. Lived in a basement apartment in a college town and it was pretty cool. Had a decent semester. Got a great job in May. Got to travel internationally in June. It was great.
Then, in early July, it was a stormy Wednesday night (I remember it was Wednesday because of what I had done that day) and I got a knock on the door at about 9:30 at night. I open it up, and there's a woman there. She's about in her 50's, maybe, and asks where apartment 369-12 is. I was 369-10, so it was a logical question. I said it was around the corner of the building, and she cut me off saying "I'd really... like to come inside." I said, "Umm... sorry, I'm busy." She takes two steps inside my apartment, and just kind of stood in front of the front door, and immediately said "My bad, goodnight" and left.
After that night, my life went to shit.
By that weekend, I had a terrible roach infestation in that apartment where I had seen no bugs before. Then, on Thursday night, water leaked in from the window and flooded my bedroom. Then, I got very sick and went into ketoacidosis and spent the next five days in the ICU. After that, I had a huge falling out with my best friend. Then, a couple weeks later, on my birthday, my grandpa died suddenly with no symptoms.
After all that shit happened, My mother developed severe cataracts and has to have them surgically removed or else she will go blind. My niece becomes angry, belligerent, and hangs out with drug dealers now. My already present, but well-controlled depression become uncontrollable. I had drop out of school, quit my job, and enter an outpatient program. Then, to cap it all off, my grandmother (wife of 70 years to recently deceased grandfather) died and I have been having night terrors for the first time in my life. A couple weeks ago, I saw shadow people.
Running out of room. In short, saw a witch. Cursed. What now?
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>Louis C.K walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite a show tonight."
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to our natural state...in blackness."
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "cuck cuck cuckcuckcuck cuck cuckcuckcuck..." silently at first, but growing louder steadily.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the feces and semen of black men, and the blood of white male babies. It gives me crazy sexual powers. Sometimes I even ingest it."
>Louis cowers his pale,naked body with the foul liquid from head to toe, massaging himself and moaning audibly. His tiny white dick is getting more and more erect.
>"cuck cuck cuckcuckcuck cuck cuckcuckcuck..." the chanting continues
>Louis starts jerking off violently. Some white people look shocked, and get up and try to leave, but the doors are locked.
>As the chanting grows louder and louder, Louis keeps pleasuring himself more and more aggressively, his eyes turning back in his head as he becomes more and more ecstatic
>Finally, just as he reaches climax, he is handed a huge horn, resembling a BBC. Louis puts it on his lips and....
>At Louie's signal, Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre, slaughtering every white male with spears and stone knives. All the white women are being dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with pulsating, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being double penetrated by two huge black men. He picks up the mic...panting
>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...BROTHERS AND SISTERS. I BID YOU WELCOME...TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS