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I love full house! But there's a horror episode of Full House you've probably never seen. If you've ever seen Full House, you know they've never done many Holiday-themed episodes, in particular Halloween. There's a reason for that, though I don't know what it is. What I do know is that I found a tape in the street one day while I was bicycling to school without pants on (I had shorts). At first I thought it said "Fat Horse" but when I picked the VHS tape up, it clearly said "Full Hauss" and there was a picture of an angry German man on the cover. Terrified, I picked up the tape and put it in my satchel fanny pack next to my peanut butter and jelly sandwich and travel pack of African hair styling gel. I immediately decided not to go to school and instead went to Walmart and bought a VHS tape player. The manager was very sinister, and made angry faces from across the room. He kept trying to swipe the tape from me before I punched him in the head. "Give me that you little ragamuffin!" he snarled, with angry eyebrows and a barbershop quartet beard. I ran out of the shop, stealing the VHS tape before I threw forty dollars on the counter. There was something evil about this tape.
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TRUMPING THE "MONKEY'S PAW"
As you know, the monkey's paw is a magical severed monkey paw that grants you a wish(s). But although your wish is fulfilled, it comes at a price.
Example "I wish for a million dollars". You get a million dollars because your parents are murdered and you get their inheritance. Or you get shot by a stray bullet, left a cripple, and win the court case.
The purpose of this thread is to post some common wishes, and see how we can "monkey paw" it.
Lets see if we can come up with an iron clad wish that can't be twisted.
Wish has to be short-ish.
Choose one afterlife
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when you die, you get three options:
>A whole new body of your description, including all mental and physical attributes, but you lose your memory.
>You start back on the day you were born, but this time you have all previous memories of your previous "run-through" of life and can use your knowledge to your advantage.
>You remain on Earth as a ghost, you can go anywhere and see time unfold for all eternity, but you cannot have any physical influence and can only watch.
If you die again though (exception for option 3 for obvious reasons) you must flip a coin, Heads grants you another choice, Tails grants you an eternity of suffering.
Pick one of the 3 choices and explain why.
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Hey /x/, posted a thread here a while back, but my computer started acting screwy and by the time I got it back to normal the thread died so I couldn't respond to any questions.
For those who didn't see, I died but through a miracle was somehow brought back to life before I could ascend to heaven. In between that time I saw the angels and my mind was filled with some of the "true knowledge" about the world and religion, but not everything.
So ask me anything you might have about God, Religion, the Angels, or the world and I'll answer them to the best of my ability.
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Greetings /x/ I'm here to hypnotize you, I gave this a try last week with success and interest. So here I am again, sit back, relax, and prepare to melt away some stress.
Anyways here it is http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rWcm1Hcqy5
Let me know what you think, don't worry you won't act like a chicken.
Also if anybody has suggestions about commands I could put in future recordings, feel free to post them.