The best of /x/
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Halloween may just be wrapping up for you, or maybe it ended a few hours ago, but in order to keep that spooky spirit going, I've decided to have a "best of /x/" thread. Re-submit the best stories and posts you have from over the years. If they're long, post screencaps, if they're short, you can just post the text.
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>Walk into room with football game playing, lots of my friends hanging out.
>Someone says "We're out of beer, and its too late to buy anymore"
>Look out big picture windows surrounding the room, sun is still shinning and room is bright, stores dont close till around 9pm.
>Look at watch, its 9:45pm. WTF? Why is the sun still up?
>Someone says "Its them again, theyre fucking with us."
>Suddenly see a HUGE spacecraft flying through the clouds, almost as if it melted out from them. Not any typical sci-fi disk shaped or anything ive ever seen in movies, more like a satellite the size of texas.
>See more of them, they are all connected by long pipes.
>They are flying towards us, then past and around towards the horizon. Faster and faster.
>As if the entire planet is weaving its way through an immense latticework array of them.
>The display fills my whole view, and then inexplicably the clouds disappear, and everything else, the windows, the house suddenly gone in a blink of an eye.
>When I finally break through to the other side of the immense array. I see stars, and then the earth. but it is different, the atmosphere has changed and is crystal clear, no clouds at all, every continent is completely covered with more immense structures resembling the satellites of the array, and spanning coast to coast.
>I am miles above it out in space, in some kind of glass box/shipping crate moving away faster and faster.
>There are spaceships flying around everywhere, an immense battle is raging. I cant make any sense of it.
>I realize I have woken up from a dream, and my reality is terrible. I want to fall back asleep.
>I struggle to close my eyes.
and thats when i woke up in bed this morning.
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I want to be able to work and enjoy my job and be successful, but life sucks too much and I'm mad at God for letting this world go to hell.
Will God help me and will I be ok in the long run, or should I turn
but how can I know you will help me? things fucked up before when I trusted you.
I want to turn to Lucifer
but I'll trust you once more so please give me the strength to actually do this, and to be able to live a life with a roof on my head and food on my plate because i hate myself and the scum of the earth. what have people become?
help, I pray it will all be over soon, I want to suicide and I think it would be best. I won't be scared of what you think anymore, if I suicide and you don't let me live with you in heaven in peace do praise you and all that, washing away my sins and making me who I wish I could be for you, then destroy me, make my soul as if I were never created.
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What is with all these profligates thinking everybody is an alien and shit? White people aint aliens, jews aint aliens, black people aint alines, were all monkeys, upright, slightly evolved monkeys, if you cant see that, just look at monkeys, and then...look at yourself.
As captain beefheart said: "GIMME DAT OLD TIEM RELIGION, DONT NEED YER NEW AFFLICTION, THAT OL' TIEM RELIGION IS GOOD ENOUGH FER MEEEE!(i'm not relgious, but you get the point, do not trade one false system of egotism and division for another)
Unity, above all else.