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SO, it happened, I have contracted lycanthropy and become a werewolf.
I had a bit of a scare when the doctor told me what I had - I initially thought he said "leprosy". It was quite a relief to hear that my arms weren't going to rot and fall off, and all that would happen is that I'll turn into a blood - thirsty half-human wolf whenever there's a full moon.
The most embarrassing thing happened to me the other night: I was enjoying a meal at an Italian restaurant with my new friend Heinrick, when the full moon came out and I began to change to a werewolf.
First my palms got a bit sweaty, and then I wet myself. I could feel hair pushing through my lips, and I was forced to push my face into my soup to disguise my transformation. I had to leave the restaurant - saying the bowl was glued to my face - to hide my true nature from this lovely German boy.
My transformation into a werewolf can happen at the most embarrassing of times. I was enjoying a glass of red wine with Heinrich when it happened last night.
He convinced me to seek help, so I checked into a lycanthropy clinic. I feel among my own people here. You wouldn't believe the different forms the disease takes: there are werecats, werefoxes, werebats, wereworms, werenarwhales, werespermwhales and werewoodlice.
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I know this is irrelevant to /x/, but I decided to ask you guys to help with a shrekchan raid. If you don't know what shrekchan is, then you are a newfag, but I will explain. Shrekchan is a chan with (Very surprisingly) about 15 people and got raided like a week or two ago. If you don't want this chan dead, then you are either a brogre or a person who just doesn't care. Why should we raid it? Because this is one of the weirdest and worst chans ever, and it needs to get destroyed quickly.
Former Canadian Defense Minister says aliens are real
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>As a matter of fact, they’ve been visiting our planet for thousands of years and one of the cases that would interest you most if you give me two or three minutes to answer is that during the Cold War, 1961, there were about 50 UFOs in formation flying south from Russia across Europe, and Supreme Allied Command was very concerned and about ready to press the “Panic” button when they turned around and went back over the North Pole. They decided to do an investigation and they investigated for 3 years and they decided that, with absolute certainty, four species - at least – had been visiting this planet for thousands of years. We have a long history of UFOs and of course there has been a lot more activity in the last few decades, since we invented the atomic bomb and they are very concerned about that and the fact that we might use it again, and because the Cosmos is a unity and it affects not just us but other people in the Cosmos, they are very much afraid that we might be stupid enough to start using atomic weapons again, and this would be very bad for us and for them as well.