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Anonymous 2015-05-01 02:36:59 No.16085120

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Are there any beings/entities out there that can grant wishes? IF so, how does one find/contact such a thing?
I understand a trade maybe involved/necessary but I'm not will to sell my soul, or enter into eternal servitude, for temporary gain.


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Anonymous 2015-05-01 02:38:23 No.16085126
>>16085120
Trade all ya yugioh cards.

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 02:46:23 No.16085152
>>16085126
ha ha....
but seriously, any nono-troll care to answer?

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 02:57:32 No.16085177
>>16085120
>>16085152
Magic isn't real, go to /sci/

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:04:46 No.16085193
>>16085177
Magic isn't real...maybe.
However, when consciousness maybe a state of matter (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/next/physics/physicists-say-consciousness-might-be-a-state-of-matter/) and perception drives outcomes (results of photon/electron double-slit experiments, particle-wave duality, Schrodinger's cat type shit), it can make one wonder to what extent is reality malleable...

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:07:48 No.16085203
>>16085193
>perception drives outcomes

But you still ain't running them yugioh cards... How bad do you want this bro?

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:08:50 No.16085208
>>16085193
Fuck you and your dots, conduct an experiment and prove your hypothesis or get rekt faggot.

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:12:15 No.16085221
>>16085203
Yugioh cards, huh. Well then, it matters not how badly I may want it, for I do not have those cards..

Still doesn't really answer the questions, though

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:13:20 No.16085223
>>16085120
Plenty of beings grant benedictions. Austerity is the key. Reduce your material needs and focus your will on your goal. I would look to Brahma and Siva for benedictions - they give them away like candy.

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:23:03 No.16085245
>>16085223
Reduce my needs...how can one do that when they have more than they need? Charity?
And I have been focused on what I want...two things..two thinks that I daydream about almost every day, and have for years...

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justanotherdragon 2015-05-01 03:24:21 No.16085249
for god's sake, sell your yu-gi-oh cards and buy some magic, all your dreams will come true

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:28:55 No.16085259
>>16085223
If I reduced all my needs I'd get rid of my computer and internet connection.


And then how the fuck would I post on /x/ go get the procedures to correctly summon all the benign magical creatures I need for benedictions? Hmm? You tell me!

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:30:51 No.16085265
>>16085249
but as I've said, I have no Yugioh cards...I do have a few thousand Magic cards though...

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:41:59 No.16085297
>>16085265
Burn that shit and arrange the ashes in this sigil on the floor on top of a white with candles inside the figure 8 while chanting "rikimageku-natikiraka-taviculono". A small mongoose will appear and grant you a simple material wish as long as you have a freshly killed hare to give it, if you don't you get haemorrhoids.

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:43:06 No.16085301
>>16085297
>sigil on the floor on top of a white
Cloth

Needs to be clean white.

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:46:18 No.16085308
>>16085297
>if you don't you get haemorrhoids
Do I still get the wish?

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:47:27 No.16085312
>>16085308
no

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:50:49 No.16085319
>>16085312
no? why not, dammit?

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The Bored Dude 2015-05-01 03:52:42 No.16085324
>>16085297
Don't mislead him, faggot. We all know the proper words are:

"Tikki tikki tembo
no sa rembo
Chari bari ruchi
pip peri pembo!"

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:52:52 No.16085325
what is your wish op?
why do you want it?
what have you tried?

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:53:10 No.16085326
>>16085319
just how it works, it needs the ashes of something you've collected and a freshly killed hare to grant your material wish, it's all or haemorrhoids.

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:54:43 No.16085331
>>16085324
You said the magic words
Power & wisdom will come to you but only if you reply "I submit my soul to Hel" to this post

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The Bored Dude 2015-05-01 03:56:22 No.16085335
>>16085331
I submit my soul to Hel

>that feel when Hel is 10/10 q t 3.14 waifu material

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:57:55 No.16085337
>>16085335
Oooooooooooooo

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Anonymous 2015-05-01 03:58:47 No.16085340
>>16085325
There are only two things I want, one much moreso than the other...
Enough money to never have to work another day in my life, unless I choose to do so, and still meet/cover all my needs, wants and whims. For this, I've played the lottery and I'm investing money.
And the other, my partner, companion, "soul-mate". And you name it, I've probably tried it.







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