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Anonymous 2015-11-12 03:57:05 No.16960443

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How can I become a witch?

I'm a guy btw


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Level 3 Wizard 2015-11-12 04:06:00 No.16960480
>>16960443

Become a warlock

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/tg/ 2015-11-12 04:07:11 No.16960486
>>16960480
Yeah. You get spell slots back on a short rest.

Much better.

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 04:08:01 No.16960488
>>16960480
Is that the only path open to me?

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Level 3 Wizard 2015-11-12 04:08:30 No.16960495
>>16960488
Yes and it's danker than being a witch.

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il-a-wisp 2015-11-12 04:10:42 No.16960503
>>16960443
JUST DO IT

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 04:13:42 No.16960515
>>16960503
Alright, I'll try my best.

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 04:25:07 No.16960567
Read The Dragon Book of Essex. It's a complete guide to auto-initiation in the cultus sabbati current. Some of it might seem esoteric for beginners but if you can get past the purple prose the information is all fairly straightforward.

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 06:15:03 No.16961060
>>16960567
Thanks.

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 06:17:28 No.16961071
>>16960443
You take a broom handle and shove it up your ass.
Trust me, I'm a witch also a guy btw.

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 06:23:37 No.16961096
>>16961071
This

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 06:24:57 No.16961105
>>16961071
Thanks.

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 08:26:06 No.16961482
make contract

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 08:44:48 No.16961533
Alright /X/ I'm looking for magic. The study and practice of magic. History of magic. People who can currently use magic. Show me what you've got. I'm ready for it...

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 08:47:52 No.16961537
So I was trying to start my own thread thanks to the idea I got from your thread.... sorry about that...

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 08:49:56 No.16961541
http://theedgyveg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/vegan-witches.jpg

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 16:52:21 No.16962325
>>16960443
Sex change operation, then learn magic.

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 16:58:31 No.16962340
>>16960443
Turn to Wicca

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 16:58:51 No.16962342
Witches!

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 17:00:04 No.16962345

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 17:01:16 No.16962349

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 17:02:31 No.16962350

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 17:03:36 No.16962351

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 17:04:43 No.16962353

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Anonymous 2015-11-12 18:14:33 No.16962459
>>16960443
You must transcend testicles and become a little girl, then you must keep your hymen intact until the age of 30.

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m00t 2015-11-12 18:43:44 No.16962516
>>16960443
Graduate the 9th grade.

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m00t 2015-11-12 18:44:46 No.16962520
>>16962340
Wicca is gay edgy faggotry.

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