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Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:01:09 No.11922136

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:06:16 No.11922164
what the fuck

Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:08:26 No.11922171
I lol'd

Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:09:09 No.11922180
I love these shrek stories.

Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:09:15 No.11922183

Don't spread brogre culture to this Farquaad chan.

Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:09:47 No.11922185
It's all ogre now

Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:10:49 No.11922190
my sides have left the building.
Thank you for this.

Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:11:16 No.11922192
You made my night.

Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:11:35 No.11922194
While the OP is sheer faggotry, I kind of like the idea of a child being so obsessed with Shrek that it somehow manifests a brutal cannibalistic monster, in line with the traditional folklore of the Ogre. Would be a cool jump-off for someone who could actually write, as opposed to a disturbed pedophile like OP.

Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:12:55 No.11922202

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Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:13:53 No.11922210
we ogre now

Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:14:33 No.11922216
I'd copy and paste my one, but it was destroyed by that spam induced purge.

Anonymous 2013-01-31 01:15:39 No.11922223
that gets me everytime

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