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Anonymous 2017-04-11 02:04:57 No.18879566

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If you want to become a Magician, move out 20 miles away from your city in whatever expanse closets to you, and learn magic out there. Take all your books with you and become stronger physically. Its all about pushing your limits instead of being filthy sheep all day.

You would probably see some weird shit, probably even have to communicate and live around innawoods monsters.

>inb4 nahh KYS FAGGOT MAGIC IS GAY


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Anonymous 2017-04-11 02:07:00 No.18879570
nahh KYS FAGGOT MAGIC IS GAY

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 02:07:11 No.18879571
>>18879566
How does being a hermit make magic?

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 02:09:20 No.18879576
>>18879566
>closets to you

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 02:10:49 No.18879581
>>18879566
>move out 20 miles away from your city
That just puts me in a different city no matter which direction I go.

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 02:20:33 No.18879606
>>18879571
>How does being a hermit make magic?
Eliminates distractions, allowing prolonged focus without tards yapping about how much better life would be with 99 cent discount in slice cheese at your local store.

Eliminates trash. Work with a sanitized mind. Profit.

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 02:45:08 No.18879670
>>18879571
See >>18879606

>>18879576
Lawl

>>18879581
Then move there and assimilate With the locals. Become a chemeleon

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 02:49:53 No.18879684
>>18879606
Parks do this too. As do beaches. Or your own yard.

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 02:55:18 No.18879702
>>18879566

Or just don't have sex... ever... never ever in your life. When you turn 30 you become a wizard.

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 03:02:38 No.18879727
>>18879702
Woah nice to know, meaning i havnt lost the last 10 years. Still 7 years to go. My first magick will be to summon an orgy.

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 03:03:33 No.18879731
>>18879727
>My first magick will be to summon an orgy.
You've learned nothing.

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 03:04:54 No.18879732
>>18879731
Hell no, im not 30 yet

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 04:53:57 No.18880043
I used to have a really cool cloak kind of like that. It was so great. It even had a pointy hood. But I got rid of it because my catvpeed on it like a million times.

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 06:00:18 No.18880298
>>18879684
>Parks (...) beaches (...) yard
To a certain extent, yes. Poor man's solution. I wouldn't count that much that you'd be able to do your work undisturbed over new year or any of the other holiday without jumping in the air with eardrums ringing from the fireworks, for instance.

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 09:23:06 No.18880729
>>18879566

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 09:35:00 No.18880749
Take this book with you.

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Anonymous 2017-04-11 09:37:38 No.18880756
>>18879581
then either go 10 miles instead, or keep going 20 miles at a time til you come to a place where there's no town







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